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Daylight was traditionally downtime for the supernatural for primal and practical reasons, not the least of which being that it was easier to conceal oneself in the dark and less humans were around to witness...or were easier to off in the dark in smaller numbers. Vampires favored it too, and the court tended to set their watches by them as they were most influential within its power structures, having eternal-ish life and the inclination to play politics.

So no one really expected the Herald of Nemsemet to show up at Sally's Diner, off Allard Park, a place that harkened back to the 1950's ideal of a diner, down to the servers who had up-done buns and horn-rimmed glasses. Sally, perhaps as a self-defensive measure to lessen the impact of her own powers which were volatile, tended to hide in baggy work attire and affect the same look when she was running her business. One almost expected bees to come out of the hair, and inevitably they were all dressed in the tackiest clash of colors though possible, perhaps as an homage to New Camden's working class culture.

Late morning brunch was underway, but it was mostly a supernatural crowd in Sally's, because it took a supernatural metabolism to handle the sweets. It was also notable that certain places, ever since Nemsemet started making his waves, seemed to ward off humans, though the few that were around were complaining of nightmares and planning to stay more indoors than ever. A few raving types, possibly from drink, drugs or mental illness, warned of more dire things, but there were still humans in the place, getting in their saturday morning hangover brunch in the form of various incarnations of eggs, bacon and hash browns, or other trimmings.

That was, until a bunch of them fell asleep, face-in-plates. A few people had to have their heads turned by the ones left standing who were, as far as Rusty could tell, supernaturals. The place had a high level of patronage after all.

A boyish figure strutted in, goat-hair legs and hooves, but decked out in a cheesy sort of Egyptian regalia, including a big old pharaohnic hood and some sort of chestpiece with a bird and feathers, in what looked to be some sort of fake gold. It was practically a halloween costume, but it worked like a herald's banner to let one know whom the satyr spoke for.

"The dread lord Nemsemet wishes to announce that the rule of the Court is hereby absolved. His rule is law and eternal. All who swear loyalty will be allowed to go about their business, but must stand ready to do the Eternal Lord's bidding..."
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C.C., who never had a hangover because he literally was unable to drink, was unable to comprehend the priorities of the dazed and likely still drunk partiers. He had predicted that, upon hearing news of the Count’s death, all of the supernaturals would instantly declare a blood vendetta upon that jerk Nemsemet and zip off to the museum with fangs and claws drawn and loaded down with whatever was the garlic-equivalent for mummies. Instead, somebody had chirped up about how they could murder a plate of crispy, golden hash browns smothered in cheese with a side of that good, country-style gravy, and the next thing C.C. knew he was alone in the kitchen as the hungover horde shuffled off like zombies towards Sally’s Diner. He just barely made it in time to hitch a ride as a shadowy squiggle on the underside of Rusty’s hog, clinging on for his dear life as he back closer than comfortable to the road.

Of course, the diner was just lousy with humans. C.C. didn’t know why, but there was something about the diner atmosphere, and Sally’s Diner in particular, that brought out sad, lonely adult men who sat at their table, drank their coffee, ate their eggs, and then stared at the waitresses until it was time to order lunch. Maybe the food was just that good; C.C. couldn’t tell. Regardless, he was forced to hide himself in the back, knowing full well if he made an appearance he would cause quite the panic amongst the normal populace. To save himself from boredom, the bogeyman took the time to count the corpses of cockroaches lying beneath the grills and the prep tables, and when he ran out of dead ones to count, he moved on to the living ones.

He had hit one hundred and thirteen when a cacophony of clattering utensils, heavy thuds, and muted shouts arose his suspicion. Shifting out from the shadows, C.C. crept up and poked his head through the kitchen’s window to look out at the lobby. Apparently a large group of diners had just suffered from a rather extreme case of food poisoning, which wasn’t much of a surprise after watching the cook’s fairly liberal interpretation of the sign hanging next to the sink about handwashing. What was a surprise was seeing Kid Pharaoh walk in through the front door, the little bells on a chain jingling to announce his arrival like an ensemble of trumpeters. It didn’t take a genius to figure out that this jerk was working for Nemsemet; C.C. was already fading back into the shadows when the herald began to speak. Someone else would deal—

Hold up! He just said what? Nuh-uh, the Court was not hereby absolved; they had enough of this sort of nonsense during the sixties and seventies when the druids tried claiming that it was unnatural for anything to have rule over anything else. Now, C.C. was not just going to standby and let this little goatman spread slander; the bogeyman sprung forth from the kitchen window, temporarily shifting into a cyclone of shadows before reforming himself a few feet away from the satyr. He recognized this satyr as Billy Spiros, a slippery fellow who had always been on the wrong side of the Courts but was never a big enough deal for them to bother taking him in. C.C. wasn’t capable of frowning, but he would if he could.

“Now just one second, Mister,” said C.C., practically bellowing. “I’ll have you know that according to Article Three of the Apprentice Betrayal Act of 1873 the Court is incapable of being absolved unless by official order from the majority of higher Court officials and a motion for absolution cannot be made whilst one of the Courts is still in the mandated decade-long grieving process for a death of a Count. Obviously, then, it is impossible for the Courts to be absolved. The thought that Nemsemet would even think he’d be able to pull a fast one on us like that is, honestly, pathetic,” said C.C.with a laugh.

“One more thing.” C.C. took a step towards the satyr, the shadows around him rippling. “On top of murder, Nemsemet is guilty of violation of the Concealment Edict and of tax evasion, and should turn himself into the nearest Courthouse lest he wants to also be charged with prevention of justice and failure to appear. And I warn you that if he does not show up he will have C.C. Schwarzman to answer to, and I am a very persistent bogeyman.” C.C. paused as the fire fell from his voice. “Also, we’ll be sure to assign a lawyer to his case, and he will be tried fairly before a jury of his peers. Now make like a tree, and please politely leave before I am forced to raise my voice again.”
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Stella stopped in her tracks. She looked down at her feet, examined her shoes, you know, some custom Avia 880's in a pastel color pallette, then sucked her teeth. Who in the shit had scuffed her shoes? Also how did she even get out here? And why was she covered in sequins? Last Stella knew, she was steading in in the P Palace, which sounded like a ridiculous phrase in her head and-- wait. Calm. Reel it in. What was she doing outside? Squinting down at her shoes, Stella opened her hand, and stared at her car keys. For a moment, they didn't seem to be particularly important, but then she saw Rusty driving off on his necessarily loud vehicle-- why did people like him always have to have loud cars? High hairy men on big hairy vehicles were always calling themselves flirting with her-- maybe that was a key to repelling others. Next rotation, Stella vowed to take the appearance of the Biggest HAIRIEST man she could possibly be, then no one would talk to her. Fun. As she stared after Rusty for a quiet moment, she watched him turn, then finally recalled what she was doing-- hangover meal.

Eventually Stella pulled out of a garage in her car which, notably, was one of the most expensive vehicles in their part of town-- it was also one of the most ticketed vehicles in their part of town. Whenever Stella drove, it was without regard for traffic rules. Period. Full stop. NO regard whatsoever. She made it to Sally's Diner after running three red lights, driving twenty miles over speed-limit, and barreling through stop signs. When she parked, it was fully on the side walk, all the way up, because this car would have got tapped were in in the street-- people would understand. When she exited the vehicle, she tapped a few times on the outside of the door, and activated a few runes-- this ensured no one would put their dirty fingers all over her paint. She blinked. Looking back down to her shoes, Stella had the fantastic idea of putting such wards on her shoes! That way she would NEVER have scuffed shoes again. Scratching her butt as she walked toward the Diner, Stella felt something weird and itchy again-- what the hell was it?

Among one of the first to arrive at the diner, out of everyone else, solely because she drove like a Unicorn, Stella sat down in a booth, then ordered six chocolate chip pancakes with chocolate syrup. A waitress, as usual, gave her that look, but wrote the meal down as she usually did-- they didn't exactly oppose her appearance here but, they didn't exactly welcome it with open arms either. Notoriously picky about the state of her pancakes, Stella was known for sending them back, then moving into the kitchen to watch them cook. If they didn't want her back there then they should have cooked the damn things right in the first place-- who was talking?

"--do the Eternal Lord's bidding..."

Turning to look at the Satyr, Stella's brows raised, then she fox whistled at him. "How 'bout you come over here and do my bidding, hot stuff," she told the Satyr with a wink and... then.... C.C. Schwarzman happened.

THAT'S why she was itchy at P's place-- this guy must have been there. Something about Boogeymen made Stella's body have something akin to an allergic reaction. Sniffing slightly as her nose began to run, Stella shook her head as C.C. did his... what was he doing? Quoting manuals? Was that an intimidation tactic? Whatever. Hot Satyr still needed more encouragement. Immediately after C.C. was done speaking, Stella told the Satyr, "And you can get tried in my court, steel-buns-- you've been naughty!" Brow wiggling followed, preceding the most "undressing" look over of the Satyr that Stella didn't even attempt to hide. Another fox whistle. She blinked. Why was everyone sleeping? Huh. Weird.
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Approximately two blocks away, a purple phone had been ringing non-stop for one Rusty McKenzie, who as the answering machine explained, was not there at the moment. It rang, received a long message, and then rang immediately again, waking the resident Rusty's cat hours earlier than it was used to. This Rusty McKenzie was a twenty-seven year old lesbian with an obese orange tabby named Garfield, who despite being the only Rusty McKenzie in New Camden's phone book, was not the only Rusty McKenzie in New Camden. Whether or not she knew it, this Rusty was the wrong Rusty. The right Rusty, obviously, was talking to a Satyr.

The wrong Rusty McKenzie arrived home two hours later, carrying two armfuls of groceries in tall brown bags -- In her left arm was a bag with a baguette and few stalks of celery peeking over the top, and in her right, a bag of dry cat food sagging with weight. Immediately, she took a knee and dropped the bag in her right arm with a resounding Oof, greeting her sizable companion who had turned the corner, meowing incessantly.

"Hey Garfield. What's got you so worked up?"

Garfield continued to meow, rubbing a cottonball-shaped orange cheek against her knee, before taking a few guiding steps toward the kitchen.

"Oh, I see. Worked up an appetite sitting on your ass."

Rusty grabbed her bags and brought them to the kitchen counter, which incited Garfield to only meow louder in anticipation. Noticing the flashing red light on her answering machine, Rusty hit the play button as she began to unload groceries into her fridge.

"Six new messages. Message one."

"Rus, It's Bill. Bill Harper, from Maine. Hope you've been well, because I have-fucking-not. You're not going to believe what I'm about to tell you. You sitting down? Martha, that bitch, she left me. Dropped me like a hot potato, Rus. Threw me out onto the street, I-I tell you what, I stuck -- BEEP"

"Message two."

"When did they make the messages so short? I tell you what, I stuck my goddamn neck out there with you for years peddling pot, having big mean Mother Hubbards pulling blades on us and all that shit, and what do I get for it? You know what I get for it, Rus? A note on the door, says she's tired of me not being there for Phil, that she gave me too many last cha -- BEEP"

"Message three."

"Too many last chances, and that this is it. She took Phil, she took the car, she even took my metal German beer mug. My stein. She took that dreamcatcher we made on that retreat and she took the conch I found her in Florida. Oh, and you're not gonna believe this, Rus, she took Patches. That's right, stole my fucking dog. I paid for his adoption fee, his vet bills, every f -- BEEP"

"Message four."

"My dooog, Rus. I c-can't believe that bitch, God damn it. I-I don't know what I'm gonna do. Oh, oh God. I can't believe this Rus I put a roof over, over, oh God. It's all going to shit, oh God I'm gonna jump off of a fucking cliff, oh my God. She t-took everything, oh my Christ it's all hitting me just now what am I gonna do, oh God Rus what am -- BEEP"

"Message five."

"I'm good now. My bad. Took a walk, I'm good now. Sorry 'bout that. Let's move past that. It's pretty bad over here... I've been living in the sketchy part of the parks and those Goddamn Bigfoot finders keep... Getting off track. She got it all finalized while I was gone, too. You know what they say about lawyers being from Hell? Her lawyer, all the notaries, they all used blood co -- BEEP"

"Message six."

"They should really make these fuckin' things longer. Anyway, I really need a place to crash. I would just stay in the woods, but that's where she went. I can't go back to the woods. She took the woods from me, and I'm a Sasquatch. I don't know what to do, Rus. I should probably end this message here, I have a bus to New Camden in twenty and I haven't even started p -- BEEP"

"End of messages."
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Name: Charlotte Hert

Nickname: Charlie, Neph (by Dean)

Age: 22

Gender: Female

Sexual Orientation: Pansexual

Good or Evil or Neutral: Neutral, leaning towards good

Nationality: Russian American

Supernatural or Human: Supernatural

Type of Supernatural: Nephilim

Genetic Gifts:
-Astral Perception - A Nephilim can perceive the true form of angels, such as perceiving their halos.
-Advanced Super Strength
-Healing
-Resurrection
-Power Granting
-Enhanced Super Strength
-Advanced Power Negation
-Highly Advanced Pyrokinesis
-Portal Creation
-Reality Warping
-Rapid Aging
-Telekinesis
-Immunity
-Invulnerability
-Regeneration
-Super Senses

-Teleportation - have wings
-Terrakinesis
-Telepathy
-Sedation
- put people to sleep with just a touch
-Supernatural Concealment
-Molecular Combustion
-Thermokinesis
-Illusion
- able to alter images

Genetic flaws or weaknesses:
-Angel Blades
-God
-Grace Extraction
- Removing a Nephilim's angelic grace could possibly turn them effectively fully human and render the Nephilim virtually powerless.
-Electrocution
-Unexpected Mechanical Trauma
-Blunt Force Trauma
-Archangel Blades


Occupation: Hunter, former FBI Agent, Writer

Likes: Animals, the Winchesters and their clan, writing

Dislikes: Inequality

Personality: Sarcastic, confident, witty, smart as all hell.

Appearance: Black curly hair that comes down to her shoulders, bangs, green eyes, pale skin with freckles, slim thicc.
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@charlie barnes Unfortunately, I think this is a dead RP. Much to my regret T_T
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