"Ehhh... Depends... I once entered a tournament in which I bench pressed 2000 lb. When they noticed I had three arms, they called me names and disqualified me. I broke their faces and compressed the golden trophy. But my record must have been when I fought that crazy man up his tower. The freak dropped it on me when I came to collect his taxes... I have had a lot of awful jobs... That one still takes the cake. Excruciating. I was stuck for three days under that tower. Some people digged me out. If the weekend hadn't passed a few days before, I'be gone for sure. At that time, I still used my old four Elven arms, so that made things even more difficult. Besides the old man, I haven't had a good beating in a while. I can just intimidate most wizards, so they don't dare attacking me."
Herm grabs one of the arms of the student and pulls her up.
"But if you look closely, you don't see any Elven arms on me now, do you?"
She snarls, and kicks him in the nose, with the force of a hammer. "Listen you jerk. Toss me at the guy carrying my friend or I'll remove some of your arms, got it?" Her hands and eyes flash dangerously.
Herm takes a stand and focuses most of his power into one hand. As Herm aims for the guy, he whispers: "Thank you for traveling Herm Airlines. If there are any complains, please write a small essay. Then fold it over exactly five times and make sure it is as small as possible. Lastly, take a deep breath and insert it with force in your own anal cavity. Have a fun ride!"
A booming sound can be heard right after the launch, which makes all the unbroken windows shake.
She hurdles forward, slamming into a monster, smashing its head to dust. She screams in anger as they fly away, and lands in a crouch. "Does anyone have tracking magic or something?" She stares off to where the monsters went, and spins. "Who else is missing?"