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Last night my husband and I went out to eat at a family-type buffet place because it was freezing outside and we needed a place to hang out for awhile until the rain stopped. We sat in a booth and there was another pair of people two booths away from us. I didn't think much of it until the man, who was at least 40 years old got up to go get some food. He was looked a little dorky with thick glasses and ill fitting clothes but the best (or worst) thing was when he passed by he was wearing a tail.

A tail. I've seen teeny girls wear those things but this was a grown ass man. And it wasn't even a cute fluffy fox tail, it was worn and the color of dishwater. It looked old and nasty, like a dog's chew toy. But there it was, hanging down his sagging jeans in all it's glory. I tried not to laugh and the woman sitting with him, who by her age and his appearance I'm going to assume was his mother, gave me a dirty look.

So we ate and I tried not to look up and my husband was sneeking peeks over his shoulder and he mentioned maybe he was just a Ted Nugent fan. I mean other than the fact he wore a ratty looking tail, he seemed normal. He didn't look 'special' or anything. So maybe that was the case, a man his age might be a Nuge fan. But alas, no.

When they got up to leave, the man put on a fuzzy kitty hat with ears that tied under his chin. It took all my will not to burst out laughing when I saw it. I had to get up and run over to the salad bar and hide my giggles.

My first sighting of a furry out in the wild. Entertaining as fuck and I kick myself for not having smart phone to capture the moment.
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Before Reading: Is this the sequel to The-40-Year-Old Virgin?
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No, this was what I saw last night.
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idlehands said
No, this was what I saw last night.


*whoosh*

Anyway this reminds me of Weeaboo Tales, I honestly hope to never meet one (a furry or weeaboo) so proud. Don't care if your a furry in private but parade it around and expect my fear/laughter.
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what the fuck.
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There's a guy who goes to WEM sometimes that I think is dressed as a red panda
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Ted Nugent

A reference for those that don't know the Nuge
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idlehands said
Last night my husband and I went out to eat at a family-type buffet place because it was freezing outside and we needed a place to hang out for awhile until the rain stopped. We sat in a booth and there was another pair of people two booths away from us. I didn't think much of it until the man, who was at least 40 years old got up to go get some food. He was looked a little dorky with thick glasses and ill fitting clothes but the best (or worst) thing was when he passed by he was wearing a tail.

A tail. I've seen teeny girls wear those things but this was a grown ass man. And it wasn't even a cute fluffy fox tail, it was worn and the color of dishwater. It looked old and nasty, like a dog's chew toy. But there it was, hanging down his sagging jeans in all it's glory. I tried not to laugh and the woman sitting with him, who by her age and his appearance I'm going to assume was his mother, gave me a dirty look.

So we ate and I tried not to look up and my husband was sneeking peeks over his shoulder and he mentioned maybe he was just a Ted Nugent fan. I mean other than the fact he wore a ratty looking tail, he seemed normal. He didn't look 'special' or anything. So maybe that was the case, a man his age might be a Nuge fan. But alas, no.

When they got up to leave, the man put on a fuzzy kitty hat with ears that tied under his chin. It took all my will not to burst out laughing when I saw it. I had to get up and run over to the salad bar and hide my giggles.

My first sighting of a furry out in the wild. Entertaining as fuck and I kick myself for not having smart phone to capture the moment.


hey, if you saw me at the restaurant last night, why didn't you say hey?
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Lolol.

This is funny and also the first time I have heard about this.
Wow-wow-a-wee-wow.
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Lolol. This is funny and also the first time I have heard about this.Wow-wow-a-wee-wow.


hey, don't fucking judge, bro.
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LOL

At least he wasn't in full furry 'gear' XD
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LOLAt least he wasn't in full furry 'gear' XD


nah, he's saving that for someone special
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hey, don't fucking judge, bro.


I'm only laughing in a mocking way because of your half-assed attire. Get a better suit next time, pleb.
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I'd always assumed a large portion of the furry population was middle-aged.
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Aw

It was your inspiration and encouragement that lead me to tell my story.
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idlehands said
Aw It was your irritation and encouragement that lead me to tell my story.


Took me a second to realize that you were talking to me.
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idlehands said
Last night my husband and I went out to eat at a family-type buffet place because it was freezing outside and we needed a place to hang out for awhile until the rain stopped. We sat in a booth and there was another pair of people two booths away from us. I didn't think much of it until the man, who was at least 40 years old got up to go get some food. He was looked a little dorky with thick glasses and ill fitting clothes but the best (or worst) thing was when he passed by he was wearing a tail.

A tail. I've seen teeny girls wear those things but this was a grown ass man. And it wasn't even a cute fluffy fox tail, it was worn and the color of dishwater. It looked old and nasty, like a dog's chew toy. But there it was, hanging down his sagging jeans in all it's glory. I tried not to laugh and the woman sitting with him, who by her age and his appearance I'm going to assume was his mother, gave me a dirty look.

So we ate and I tried not to look up and my husband was sneeking peeks over his shoulder and he mentioned maybe he was just a Ted Nugent fan. I mean other than the fact he wore a ratty looking tail, he seemed normal. He didn't look 'special' or anything. So maybe that was the case, a man his age might be a Nuge fan. But alas, no.

When they got up to leave, the man put on a fuzzy kitty hat with ears that tied under his chin. It took all my will not to burst out laughing when I saw it. I had to get up and run over to the salad bar and hide my giggles.

My first sighting of a furry out in the wild. Entertaining as fuck and I kick myself for not having smart phone to capture the moment.


lmao

wish I'd been there. ofc, being me, I probably would have done my utmost to make it more difficult for you not to laugh.
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I was tempted to tug on his tail when he passed by but I think that would have been interpreted as a sexual advance.
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I was tempted to tug on his tail when he passed by but I think that would have been interpreted as a sexual advance.


Idle don't be mean!

That guy's life is sad enough as it is!
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idlehands said
Aw It was your inspiration and encouragement that lead me to tell my story.


lol well done! That's the right approach.
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