SELL YOUR MICROWAVE HERE....I mean Hi.

[AtomicNut]

Hello there people. I BUY MICROWAVES TO MAKE A WORLD DOMINATION DEVI... I mean nice meeting you all.

[Foster]

Soulstealer buys souls, get on my level.

[Altered Tundra]

How much do you want? I'm willing to offer one dollar. I will go no higher.

[UndeadEyes]

CAN I BUY ONE YOU GET!? I really need a new one... Mine sucks.

[AtomicNut]

@Altered Tundra
I can offer a half-chewed chocolate coin.

@Miss Gallagher

Minions get free microwaves.

[UndeadEyes]

Oh, get I don't get a free one. I don't do well as a minion. Lol