You are sitting in the back of a cop car with the avatar above... (Game)

[WilsonTurner]

/me lets out a little rawwr
/me waves little fire-orange arms around

[HHShetland]

No offence, Mr. Dragon, but the tattoo artist you hired to write 'The MYTH Dragon' on you? Yeah, they ripped you off. Hope you have the receipt. :V

[Billsomething]

What The fuck are you? and why are you glowing?

[HHShetland]

I would ask the same of you, Johnny McTentacleface. :V

[WilsonTurner]

Don't you know?
The famous furry cat man met these peaceful villagers! Armed with a gardening tool, too! Saved them all, from the Nefarious's clutches!

[The Survivor]

I didn't realize I was going to jail with a zoo attached. God, I only freaking zapped a republic official.

[Crayt]

Malak was cooler.

[The Survivor]

Okay, don't lie to yourself brainiac, Malak's got nothing on my sweet ass mask.

[Keyguyperson]

Nice mask.

[Lunamaria]

oooooooooooooooo wala wala bing bong wala ding dong wala wala

[Ryuzaki]

Anybody here got a MTG deck to pass the (Eternal) ride to the (nonexistent) prison?

[The Survivor]

This chump's head tattoo is worse than Malak's.

[TheSage]

I can taste lightning

[Ryuzaki]

Why are you here, we have already cleared the air of Kebab.

[TheSage]

nah dude, I still smell it.
*Go into the farther back area of the car*
Here it is!
*Throws Kebab out window*

[Ryuzaki]

Damnit! That other accordion player lied to us!

[TheSage]

He was probably a kebab in disguise
Watch out for them, they illegally take your land and murder your people
Just look at Armenia.

[The Survivor]

Nice Accordion, Nerd.

[Keyguyperson]

Is it annoying to look out of that thing? Does it even offer any protection?

[The Survivor]

Sometimes and yes. It sorta limits my peripheral vision, but I can sense people coming anyway so it doesn't even matter. Also, what is up with your hair? What a bum.