[OOC] The World of War: Central Hub/Main Thread/Chen's Tavern

[MelonHead]

Up to everyone else, if they start smashing up Liu's bar he will intervene, but I will literally use the lamest tactics I can think of to compensate for the power gap.

[LeeRoy]

@MelonHead
A Three Stooges kind of affair where Dunnaman goes out of his way to try and protect Liu. Who is using comical tactics to dissuade the semi drunken brawl.

[MelonHead]

I wish everyone was drunk, at least then I could condone this unnecessary brawl in my nice tavern.

[LeeRoy]

@MelonHead
CyberDemon Edgelord supreme stole a woman's phone, and to top it off she was already kinda tipsy. Let's say Dunnaman was already drinking in a booth at the back wall. The one with a broken light.

You know how he likes to step in headfirst into fights.

[MelonHead]

@MelonHead
CyberDemon Edgelord supreme stole a woman's phone, and to top it off she was already kinda tipsy. Let's say Dunnaman was already drinking in a booth at the back wall. The one with a broken light.

You know how he likes to step in headfirst into fights.

@LeeRoy

Yeah go for it.

Freaking Edgelords coming into my tavern, stealing my patron's phones. Didn't even have the manners to lurk in the corner for an hour or two first before causing trouble.

What's the world bloody coming to.

[LeeRoy]

@MelonHead
Once I have consent from everyone I'll post.

I've kinda already got a small funny bit planned out. I feel as though it might be hilarious or fall entirely flat.

[LeeRoy]

Once I have consent from everyone.

@LeeRoy

@Negatomsk
@Enki
@Divinity

That means you three.

[LeeRoy]

@MelonHead
Someone's getting headbutted like this:

[MelonHead]

@MelonHead
Someone's getting headbutted like this:

@LeeRoy

Haha, watched that earlier, then watched the Real Madrid game.

Zidane you silly man.

[LeeRoy]

@MelonHead
Poor Frenchie, never saw it coming. Musta hurt like hell.

[ImportantNobody]

I wish everyone was drunk, at least then I could condone this unnecessary brawl in my nice tavern.

@MelonHead

You wouldn't want my waitress drunk on her first day on the job, I assume.

[MelonHead]

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You wouldn't want my waitress drunk on her first day on the job, I assume.

@ImportantNobody

That's where you'd be wrong.

Everything's fine when you're pissed out your mind.

That's my motto. Now.

[Divinity]

@LeeRoy
Approved!

[Divinity]

I should have an intro up for Corban within the next day or so. Sorry for the delay!

[Divinity]

@MelonheadWould Shen be more inclined to let us wreck his bar if Corban sprouted a different 1lb crystal for every piece of property broken? The crystal could be his choice!

*crosses fingers and prays there is no such thing as the concept of devalued wealth to the panda-man.*

[Divinity]

@LeeRoy
Also, are we fighting elsewhere,or in the confines of this rp? If elsewhere, I'll have a room up before the night is out.

[LeeRoy]

@Divinity
Well the fight was going to be the colossal brawl in the tavern, but if that sinks it'll be elsewhere.

[LeeRoy]

@Starfall
I am ashamed to say that I forgot you were right next to Jen.

I also need your consent for this bar brawl.

[Starfall]

You can't be an edgelord if you aren't edgy, get your slang right.

[LeeRoy]

@Starfall
Walking engine of hell just robbed an innocent girl in public.