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If it's fantasy, intricate, and has a relation to tearing things apart, or strategizing of how to tear things apart, then I would gladly join whatever sadistic aspiration you have in mind.

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Adrion has been keeping a very fine watch. He noticed many tactical targets, such as sexy blond with quite the impressive weaponry on her, a lovely women with short hair and an exciting look on her face (whom Adrion could have sworn was casually chatting about butchering humans) and another blond with impressive legs, which seemed incredibly suspicious. Two hot blondes in the same forsaken bar, at the same time? Such an oddity requires further scrutiny!

It was then that Adrion saw all of the odd balls of the bar stand up, following some drunken man. The hell are these people doing? Then Adrion saw her. His spine flexed, sending delirious quivers throughout Adrion's skin. His hair stood up, his hands nearly reaching for his knifes. In the line of creeps that tailed behind the drunken man and his accomplice, as well as the odd blond, a dubious woman followed, a cozy smile upon her unacceptability adorable face. Such a short and minuscule life form one could not possibly taken in for a killer-- a thief of purpose and joy--yet her rifle stood tall and loaded, ready to open holes with the click of it's trigger. The short strands of her auburn hair radiated a foreign and odd sense of safety, as if such a woman could not possibly hurt a fly which is exactly what she wants. So defenseless and full of opening, no doubt to lower the guard even further. Such a vile being! How low could this thing possibly get? Adrion's training kicked into gear, his Masters instructions echoing in the back of his head as he followed the group.

Let bulls run you over Adrion, but do not, under any circumstances, let a threatening target out of eyesight.

He did not. He followed closely behind her, studying her every move and breath, his hands casually floating over his knifes. He gave a short bow to the bartender, a man who was kind enough to sell Adrion quite a bit of alcohol without noticing he was a minor.

...but what of the targets which bare fangs? No sharp claws or an intricate system of muscles covering their skins? Those small and fluffy looking things in the middle of one of the most perilous forests? Those Adrion, are the most treacherous.
@13orgWe aint no average advanced group, girl.

The hell everyone is laughing at?

Oh...Aura made a post.

I wonder what it POSSIBLY could contain. I'll start writing up just as I get some food into by sad body.

EDIT:

@Deadnaut

Sigh, there goes my sleep.
@13org

You were way out of the mark

@Deadnaut Bowby!
I missed that pun completely... omg


I'm trying so hard to come up with a pun to respond to this one, but all I have for a response is

"you obviously wouldn't be able to operate a crossbow," but that's too simple.

@Deadnaut

This is my test for you, Maiden Of Puns, can you top it?
@13org

There is only one thing less funny than explaining a joke, and that's explaining a pun!

Quarrel also means "a short, heavy, square-headed arrow or bolt used in a crossbow or arbalest.

I thought Psychopaths were supposed to be good at puns.
@13org

Perfect arrow/bolt for killing indeed
@13org@Deos Morran

You two are the equivalent of the "No, you shut the phone first!"

MeAdrion does not like you.
@13org I thought about it, but then I thought about it again.

Then I remembered I made a sane character, which really was too bad!
@CollectorOfMyst

The only females Adrion has had contact with were hungry and ravish ones gulping down trees as he ran for his dear life.

Popular? Yes. Happy? probably not
Adrion didn't like this one bit. He was one of the youngest in the bars, which wasn't a problem in itself, but it quite obviously highlighted him out of the crowds--and that was not good.

A bow and the quivers were stuck tightly to his back, his four small knifes attached to his sides and the insides, and even a smoke bomb for a quick escape, yet the tinniest sense of comfort in them was rock-bottoms. This area was too small, its tightness and bitter smell of piss closed in on Adrion, making him even more nervous than he was. Never good in buildings he was, always gotta stay moving, looking, searching.

Many firearms, that was for one. Surprisingly a huge amount of young people, which stuck Adrion as odd. Bars were for old men and soldiers, yet most of what he saw here were a bunch of fragile looking things. Tougher than him probably, yet still fragile all the same. He could easily spot most of the new comers, as all of them, all of us, stuck out like a rotten thumb. The question on every sane persons mind however, was whether they were allies or enemies.

Adrion hoped for allies, he never had much of those. Enemies on the other hand, he has had more than his fill of. He was indeed trained in short combat, but he was only trained against a single combatant, not a possibility of 10. The light would probably be green or purple, as red would go against the purpose of this gathering. Except if this was another one of Master's tests.

Adrion stood vigilant in the cold corner, his senses taking in all there was in to take in without them being a hindrance; the weapons, the bodies, the faces, the clothes, that pretty woman over there, all equally important. Especially the least harmless and cute ones. Yes of course...It's the cute ones. Always the cute ones. Gotta keep an eye on them!

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