Status updates, huh? Who needs those anyways, pfft
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I figured I should update my status. Tada!
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What IS on my mind?
8 yrs ago
So I just watched the film "What happened to Monday?". To be honest I felt like the film really wanted me to hate it, but in the end I couldn't bring myself to give it less than 8 points on IMDB.
Let me properly introduce myself. I am Sir Spud the Fourth, and I have been a potato for the longest time ever. I never denied it to be completely honest, but it is only recently that I embraced it. Now I have evolved from a simple couch potato to a fully grown royal potato. A dapper kawaii potato. And I dare say, knowing that you are a spud, makes life a lot easier. Just chill and let everyone else care about all their meaningless things because at the end of the day you'll know: chilling is the way to go.
I try to spend minimal effort on things that I don't care about, and procrastination might as well be my middle name. But that doesn't mean I ONLY rest. Sometimes a 'tato gotta do what a 'tato gotta do. And if that something happens to be things I like, then you cannot find anyone better than me. I am an omnipotent being capable of virtually any task to a limited degree, and I am not shy to admit it. I may not be the MOST AWESOMEST in a thing, but I am sure as hell MORE AWESOMEST than most people are at everything. But hey, I'm not here to brag, even if I am probabaly better at it than you
THE DREAMER:
All those nights laying in my couch, I thought about the cool shit that I cannot do. That I cannot see. But I pictured them in front of myself like they were real, and that infuraited me. Then I found the Guild, and I lived happily after. I have been on the site for 2 years now, and I have seen many RPs, and played with many people. I wish I have found the site earlier, but I am glad that I've even found it. Now all those fantasies can be written down and my mind can rest at ease at night, without being constantly troubled by ideas.
When I RP, I love myself some good Sci-Fi or Fantasy. But hey I am filthy casual, I can go for anything with an interesting setting. I don't trouble myself on small details if the plot is good, but if you get somwthing wrong you can expect me to tell you about it. Some even go as far as to think that I am angry or something, but I am too chill for that. If anything I'm more of the funny type, so you can expect me to try and write some shitty jokes or post memes I found on the internet. Anyways, you'll see what I mean when we RP together.
THE ARTIST:
Used to be something else here, but I'm happy to say that it's replaced because of a positive change. I now work as a full-time 3D artist in the animation industry, churning out shot after shot for some of your favorite game intros and trailers. Can't say anything about them before you even ask, and even though I'm still new to the industry I love it and I already know that this will be my passion for a long time. So hopefully in a few years I'll have a proud portfolio of animations that were done by yours truly that I can show off to all the lovely people of the guild.
THE LOVER OF STUFF:
Now I may have hobbies like the above mentioned, but there are some more things that I love in life. Here is a handy list of things you can always talk about with me:
Gaming: This one I am quite proud of, I'm a serious gamer with capital G. Not as much time for it nowadays, but still true.
Music: All kinds of electronic music, but I am a sucker for Queen and Powerwolf. Or Breakbot... anything music.
Anime: We all have an Otaku in us, but it's bigger for some people. For me it's just big enough.
WORDS OF WISDOM:
Be chill folks, getting fed up about stuff is a recipe for disaster. You gotta learn to be patient and let things go, or you'll end up a wrinkly old man/woman with only bad memories about life. Even if you do fuck-all every day, you can live a content life by taking things easy. With that said, as always, stay safe and stay classy.
@Classpet Shit man I am sorry. I spent about 2 hours on one of my CS in a new RP I just. Where you are very welcome btw. I am so exhausted it's hard to put it into words. My brain kinda farts at my thoughts. We'll see when I'lbb be able to do stuff.
She might have the soul of a demon, but she definetly has the body of an angel. She has a very pretty and unique face, whilst her body is perfectly proportioned. However her small breasts do irritate her. Loki is a sucker for fashion and neat looks. She usually wears flexible clothing in a black and white color, that is accompanied by cryptic icons. A glove and a hood is a must have for anyone who grew up in the slums ans Loki doesn't break this rule. She enjoys wearing shoes with high heels, and generally everything fancy, as long as it doesn't stop her from doing parkour. Her hair is always tied up into a ponytail behind her, and often made into deadlocks so it won't end up getting stuck in objects.
PERSONALITY
Loki is a devil in a human's body. She finds pleasure in suffering, both in other's and her own. She is a masochist and a sadist at the same time, which is reflected by her gadgets too. She is very arrogant and confident, and usually looks down on others. However she has a very soft side too, only revealed to those the closest to her. Loki also protects her own, as the leader of the runners, and takes risks if needed in order to save her comrades life.
BIOGRAPHY
Loki grew up in the slums. Her house was in an area of constant riots and maffia actions, so she began to learn the way of a criminal very fast. She was bullied a lot in school, and she dropped out of it when she was 10. From that point on she started to hate humans for their petty behaviour and respected only the law of the jungle. She soon started to learn martial arts from a sensei she met whilst participating in a riot. She was his only apprentice, and the master took a great deal in her education. In a mere 2 years she has grown to be more powerful than her master. After a sparr between her and his master, the sensei told her that she was ready, and the following day he was nowhere to be seen anymore. Without guidance Loki was destroyed. She couldn't go home and face her parents anymore, but she didn't want to spend the nights on the street either.
That was the momnent when one of the higher ups in the maffia saw something in the crying 13 year old child. And that's how her real story began. She was put under the direct protection of the queenpin and was trained in parkour and street brawl in order to become a member of the maffia. She often accompanied the lady to her daily trips to the busier and more wealthy parts of the town. She was treated almost as a child of the maffia's head. It was on these trips she started to get affected by fashion, and it wasn't late until she started to wear clothes that were modest but fashionable. After all she was the lady's bodyguard, and she could do that. It was when she was 16 that she was offically accepted into the maffia. And on her first mission she fucked up. She was banished from the bodyguards and was tortured badly by the lady herself. However she remained to be an asset of the crime organization. It took many fails and tortures for her to become a hard-cut mobster, even though her skills in martial arts and parkour. This was probably because of her inexperience with weapons at the time. It was the tortures that led her to be a sadist and masochist. It shifted her brain, and raised her endurance and resistance to pain to extreme levels. But time again won, and by her 18th birthday she was extremely good at handling a pistol and smaller firearms, and her ferocity was dueling with the queenpin's. But in the great aftermath of the <redacted> uprising the police force got a hint, and ended up eradicating most of the maffia. In time a new organization took over the void, and she had to run.
From this point on Loki's life was a real mess. She constantly wanted the pleasure of pain, and at the same time she had to quell her bloodthirst. She conducted many useful and neat body modifications on herself, which ultimately led to her feeling she was no lnoger a part of sociality. She had skin, eye, and brain implants by the time she was 20, and her skills were sought after by both the actual maffia and those in need of assasinations. it was this last rouge time if her life when she learnt to handle machines extremely good. Loki took all the missions she seemed fit for her skills, and executed them without fail. She became the well nkown secret of the underworld, a mercilles killer who tortured her victims before killing them. the one that painted Loki with blood arounbd her victim, and left a rose dripping with parfume with her victims. But her mission changed fast when the apocalypse hit, and her usual life ended, and her new one began.
UNIQUE TRAIT
Loki is defintely one of a kind when it comes to her specialty. She has so many implants even she can't count them all. However a few is used actively and noticably. Most of it is so she could survive her life when she ahd to constantly run, and often had no tiem to run and eat, so the main part of these are for sustaining herself for long periods. This gives Lokie the ability to go without eating and drinking for days, and not suffer any consequences. She has a subdermal implant covering her arms and legs. It can display information about her body on will, just by thinking about it. At also functions as a remote controller and hacking tool, which uses her own skin as a display, and responds to touching and other sensations. If that wasn't enough she has a small device on her wrist that can help manipluate these implants in a way that can help her camouflage herself along with her suit. However this won't make her undetectable on heat signals (thought reduced) and doesn't mask her presence at all (sound and smell). These implants make her skin almost unrippable, thought it can still be cut or punctured in ordinary ways.
But it doesn't stop there. She implanetd magnets into her palm and fingertips, which she can use to locate electronics even through walls, and gives Loki the ability to climb wal using these electromagnets, just like a spider. And finally she has a brain/eye implant which helps to raise her situatuoinal awereness to incredible levels (thought not inhuman), and helps a great deal in quickly hacking computers, which counters her very basic computer skills.
EQUIPMENT
GAS MASK: Loki has an advanced gas mask that covers only necessary amounts of skin. It has dvanced filters that can get rid of most poison, however she only has acces to a few. If it comes down to it, common ones can also be attached to the mask. She also engraved some basic figures into the mask's leather.
MCAR CARBINE: The MCAR Carbine is a compact railgun weapon that has really good penetration at the expense of fire rate. It is small enough that it doesn't limit the users movement in any way. It has a magazine of 30 and can accept any magazine that has bullets with 7.62 diameter.
M40 MAGNUM:ImageThe M40 is a semi-auto gauss pistol that has a good accuracy and a magazine counting 40 bullets. It accepts only M40 rounds chambered in 4.12x23 dimensions. (hence it's name)
IMPLANTS: She has all the implants in herself that I talked about above, and the wrist controller too.
GECKO SUIT: As said above Loki's suit is made of nano fibers that can adapt to her skin changing into the background's color and image. It is also very flexible, but provides almost no protection.
KAMA: A kama is a small one handed waepon that resembles a schyte. They inflict deep woounds, and like paper, they rip skin instead of perfectly cutting. There is no question to why Loki never leaves her pair at home.
MOTTO
"In life many things can bring pleasure, but none of them matters without pain."
@Inertia@CallMeChaotix You are both welcome to join our little RP! You can visit the thread here and say hi to the rest of us. There is no strict limit on when to post your CS, but if the Rp starts I want you guys to be avaible. With that said, stay safe folks, and have a good day!
The thread is up and running! We welcome all newcomers and welcome back ya'll from the interest check! For a quick look, at what I expect from a CS you should head to the CS section and look at NuttsnBolts's amazing CS, or take a peek at mine.
That's it for now folks, stay safe, and have a good day.
"So you came here for another story? Well let me tell you one that you have never heard of."
Devil Runners
So have you heard of the planet Enoh? I wouldn't be surprised if you haven't. People more likely use the term of "The abandoned planet". But it is not as abandoned as people think. Now let me tell the full story. So Enoh was a gigantic world, that was covered in cities to the last inch. Multiple industrial levels spanned in the planet's crust, turning it into a world made by man, ruled by machines. It had a population of several billion people, and so it relied on importing food, and other organic supplies. However it's heavy industry and shipyards of it's 3 moons made trade flourish in the sector. The skyscrapers that made wounds in the giant clouds of the planet, housed the rich merchants, whilst the slums were the place where industrial workers went to spend their night, and lighten their purse in bars. the local maffia was well know in the galaxy, for having militzary equipment, and commiting notorious crimes. However, it all changed in the time of one day.
Interplanetary travel was made possible by the usage of wormholes that span across the universe, leading to other systems. Jump gates were established for better stability and faster jump times, and those that had wormholes allowed for insant travel. But all hell break loose when the wormhole leading to Enoh turned unstable. It was thta day fate decided not to favor the system anymore, and bring a solar catastrophe to the planet. In the very first seconds of the wormhole's long suffering, that ultimately led to it's death, it let out a burst of gamma rays so strong that it melted the jump gate around it. It only lasted for a brief moment, but it was enough to kill 3/4 of all people on the planet. The catastrophe came as a surprise and left havok in it's wake. The wormhole layed dormant for another day, when it started to emit radio frequencies that disabled all communications on the planet, and made it impossible to target the sector's co-ordinates in order to send help. The governement of the planet died on that day.
The third day was the most devastating of all. In a brilliant flash, the wormhole exploded, and the intensive waves from it swept away most of the planet's atmopshere. The electromagnetic particles fried all electronics near the ground, and the side of the planet facing it at the time of explosion was hit by gamma waves so powerful in annihilated all lifeforms it hit directly. The rest was mutated, turning them into mindless monsters, mutated beyond recognition. Some on the lowere level were fortunate enough to survive the first wave, but the radiation melted their brain into mindless psychpaths, barely able to communicate whith each other. Even the lowest levels suffered contamination 10 times stronger than Chernobyl. On that day the population dropped to a mere 1.5 million, most on the other side of the planet.
Weeks passed, and settlements started popping up one after another, along with raiders trying to control the lands. There were vast no man's lands between suitable territories on the surface, and underground. The lowermost levels locked themselves up, waiting for help that never came. They say that their children still wait for rescure down, far below the surface of the planet, in areas long forgotten and blockaded. However this is not their story. Soon, the maffia came back to life, and re-organized itself on the remnants of the ruined civilization. They became the most powerful force, and the only ones with ships avaible for use. They protected the settlements in exchange for money, however the protecting part often failed to realize. Raiders and mutants became a constant struggle for the survivors, even though life was harsh as it is. Growing food and getting supplies was all they had time for. To go out and get supplies was looked at as the most dangerous job on the planet. Everyone knew that mutants weren't the most devastating off things that lurked in the constant twilight of the planet.
And in this time emerged a small group known as the Devil's Runners. They were masters of martial arts, shooting, parkour and scavenging. They soon became the most well known mercenary group on the planet, and even with limited communications, there was no survivor who never heard of them at least once. They were the ones that went out day to day in the wastes of civilization and fought with their life for the daily. And this, is their story.
So waht is this? Well you should read the story, but if ya haven't ye lazy bastard then i will tell you. We are playing as mercenaries that go out in a post apocalyptic world, solve people's issues (for a good price that is) and get supplies for settlements. We work for ourselves, an we are good at battle. That's kinda it. However I have some pretty neat things up me sleeve. So if you want excitement in an RP then you came to the right place. I was thinking about 5 people including me, but the more the merrier.
Please only apply if you will be on most of the time. If you don't reply in the span of a week (Monday to Friday that is) you will be removed from the RP. Apart from that jsut be who you want to be with this neat Character sheet I am giving you now! Have fun making your character!
Name:
Nickname:
Age:
Appearance(pic is not necessary, but please get at least 1 pharagraph of text up detailing basic clothing):
Personality:
Biography:
Unique Trait(what makes you so unique to fit in here? Possibly a trait or a skill, but you can choose):
Equipment(please include a gas mask by default, and be fair with weapons and armor. The era of tech is mainly gauss, with some traces of laser and plasma. Also no snipers, mobility is key):
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[color=00aeef]Loves Teddy Bears|Twenty Something|Can't Speak Russian|Is Potat [/color]
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[color=00aeef][b]THE MORE AWESOMEST POTATO:[/b][/color]
[color=LightSlateGray]Let me properly introduce myself. I am Sir Spud the Fourth, and I have been a potato for the longest time ever. I never denied it to be completely honest, but it is only recently that I embraced it. Now I have evolved from a simple couch potato to a fully grown royal potato. A dapper kawaii potato. And I dare say, knowing that you are a spud, makes life a lot easier. Just chill and let everyone else care about all their meaningless things because at the end of the day you'll know: chilling is the way to go.
I try to spend minimal effort on things that I don't care about, and procrastination might as well be my middle name. But that doesn't mean I ONLY rest. Sometimes a 'tato gotta do what a 'tato gotta do. And if that something happens to be things I like, then you cannot find anyone better than me. I am an omnipotent being capable of virtually any task to a limited degree, and I am not shy to admit it. I may not be the MOST AWESOMEST in a thing, but I am sure as hell MORE AWESOMEST than most people are at everything. But hey, I'm not here to brag, even if I am probabaly better at it than you[/color]
[color=00aeef][b]THE DREAMER:[/b][/color]
[color=LightSlateGray]All those nights laying in my couch, I thought about the cool shit that I cannot do. That I cannot see. But I pictured them in front of myself like they were real, and that infuraited me. Then I found the Guild, and I lived happily after. I have been on the site for 2 years now, and I have seen many RPs, and played with many people. I wish I have found the site earlier, but I am glad that I've even found it. Now all those fantasies can be written down and my mind can rest at ease at night, without being constantly troubled by ideas.
When I RP, I love myself some good Sci-Fi or Fantasy. But hey I am filthy casual, I can go for anything with an interesting setting. I don't trouble myself on small details if the plot is good, but if you get somwthing wrong you can expect me to tell you about it. Some even go as far as to think that I am angry or something, but I am too chill for that. If anything I'm more of the funny type, so you can expect me to try and write some shitty jokes or post memes I found on the internet. Anyways, you'll see what I mean when we RP together. [/color]
[color=00aeef][b]THE ARTIST:[/b][/color]
[color=LightSlateGray]Used to be something else here, but I'm happy to say that it's replaced because of a positive change. I now work as a full-time 3D artist in the animation industry, churning out shot after shot for some of your favorite game intros and trailers. Can't say anything about them before you even ask, and even though I'm still new to the industry I love it and I already know that this will be my passion for a long time. So hopefully in a few years I'll have a proud portfolio of animations that were done by yours truly that I can show off to all the lovely people of the guild.[/color]
[color=00aeef][b]THE LOVER OF STUFF:[/b][/color]
[color=LightSlateGray]Now I may have hobbies like the above mentioned, but there are some more things that I love in life. Here is a handy list of things you can always talk about with me:
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[*] Gaming: This one I am quite proud of, I'm a serious gamer with capital G. Not as much time for it nowadays, but still true.
[*] Music: All kinds of electronic music, but I am a sucker for Queen and Powerwolf. Or Breakbot... anything music.
[*] Anime: We all have an Otaku in us, but it's bigger for some people. For me it's just big enough.
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[color=00aeef][b]WORDS OF WISDOM:[/b][/color]
[color=LightSlateGray]Be chill folks, getting fed up about stuff is a recipe for disaster. You gotta learn to be patient and let things go, or you'll end up a wrinkly old man/woman with only bad memories about life. Even if you do fuck-all every day, you can live a content life by taking things easy. With that said, as always, stay safe and stay classy.[/color]
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<div style="white-space:pre-wrap;"><div class="bb-center"><font color="#00aeef"><div class="bb-h3"><span class="bb-u">N I S Q H O G</span></div></font><br><img src="http://i.imgur.com/hFNEHJL.png" /><br><br><font color="#00aeef">Loves Teddy Bears|Twenty Something|Can't Speak Russian|Is Potat </font></div><br><br><font color="#00aeef"><span class="bb-b">THE MORE AWESOMEST POTATO:</span></font><br><br><font color="lightslategray">Let me properly introduce myself. I am Sir Spud the Fourth, and I have been a potato for the longest time ever. I never denied it to be completely honest, but it is only recently that I embraced it. Now I have evolved from a simple couch potato to a fully grown royal potato. A dapper kawaii potato. And I dare say, knowing that you are a spud, makes life a lot easier. Just chill and let everyone else care about all their meaningless things because at the end of the day you'll know: chilling is the way to go.<br><br>I try to spend minimal effort on things that I don't care about, and procrastination might as well be my middle name. But that doesn't mean I ONLY rest. Sometimes a 'tato gotta do what a 'tato gotta do. And if that something happens to be things I like, then you cannot find anyone better than me. I am an omnipotent being capable of virtually any task to a limited degree, and I am not shy to admit it. I may not be the MOST AWESOMEST in a thing, but I am sure as hell MORE AWESOMEST than most people are at everything. But hey, I'm not here to brag, even if I am probabaly better at it than you</font><br><br><font color="#00aeef"><span class="bb-b">THE DREAMER:</span></font><br><br><font color="lightslategray">All those nights laying in my couch, I thought about the cool shit that I cannot do. That I cannot see. But I pictured them in front of myself like they were real, and that infuraited me. Then I found the Guild, and I lived happily after. I have been on the site for 2 years now, and I have seen many RPs, and played with many people. I wish I have found the site earlier, but I am glad that I've even found it. Now all those fantasies can be written down and my mind can rest at ease at night, without being constantly troubled by ideas. <br><br>When I RP, I love myself some good Sci-Fi or Fantasy. But hey I am filthy casual, I can go for anything with an interesting setting. I don't trouble myself on small details if the plot is good, but if you get somwthing wrong you can expect me to tell you about it. Some even go as far as to think that I am angry or something, but I am too chill for that. If anything I'm more of the funny type, so you can expect me to try and write some shitty jokes or post memes I found on the internet. Anyways, you'll see what I mean when we RP together. </font><br><br><font color="#00aeef"><span class="bb-b">THE ARTIST:</span></font><br><br><font color="lightslategray">Used to be something else here, but I'm happy to say that it's replaced because of a positive change. I now work as a full-time 3D artist in the animation industry, churning out shot after shot for some of your favorite game intros and trailers. Can't say anything about them before you even ask, and even though I'm still new to the industry I love it and I already know that this will be my passion for a long time. So hopefully in a few years I'll have a proud portfolio of animations that were done by yours truly that I can show off to all the lovely people of the guild.</font><br><br><font color="#00aeef"><span class="bb-b">THE LOVER OF STUFF:</span></font><br><br><font color="lightslategray">Now I may have hobbies like the above mentioned, but there are some more things that I love in life. Here is a handy list of things you can always talk about with me:<br><br><ul class="bb-list" style="white-space: normal;"><li>Gaming: This one I am quite proud of, I'm a serious gamer with capital G. Not as much time for it nowadays, but still true.</li><li>Music: All kinds of electronic music, but I am a sucker for Queen and Powerwolf. Or Breakbot... anything music.</li><li>Anime: We all have an Otaku in us, but it's bigger for some people. For me it's just big enough.</li></ul></font><br><br><font color="#00aeef"><span class="bb-b">WORDS OF WISDOM:</span></font><br><br><font color="lightslategray">Be chill folks, getting fed up about stuff is a recipe for disaster. You gotta learn to be patient and let things go, or you'll end up a wrinkly old man/woman with only bad memories about life. Even if you do fuck-all every day, you can live a content life by taking things easy. With that said, as always, stay safe and stay classy.</font><br><br><div class="bb-center"><a target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener" href="http://www.nodiatis.com/personality.htm"><img src="http://www.nodiatis.com/pub/21.jpg" /></a></div></div>