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3 yrs ago
Current Potato
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7 yrs ago
Status updates, huh? Who needs those anyways, pfft
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8 yrs ago
I figured I should update my status. Tada!
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8 yrs ago
What IS on my mind?
8 yrs ago
So I just watched the film "What happened to Monday?". To be honest I felt like the film really wanted me to hate it, but in the end I couldn't bring myself to give it less than 8 points on IMDB.
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Loves Teddy Bears|Twenty Something|Can't Speak Russian|Is Potat


THE MORE AWESOMEST POTATO:

Let me properly introduce myself. I am Sir Spud the Fourth, and I have been a potato for the longest time ever. I never denied it to be completely honest, but it is only recently that I embraced it. Now I have evolved from a simple couch potato to a fully grown royal potato. A dapper kawaii potato. And I dare say, knowing that you are a spud, makes life a lot easier. Just chill and let everyone else care about all their meaningless things because at the end of the day you'll know: chilling is the way to go.

I try to spend minimal effort on things that I don't care about, and procrastination might as well be my middle name. But that doesn't mean I ONLY rest. Sometimes a 'tato gotta do what a 'tato gotta do. And if that something happens to be things I like, then you cannot find anyone better than me. I am an omnipotent being capable of virtually any task to a limited degree, and I am not shy to admit it. I may not be the MOST AWESOMEST in a thing, but I am sure as hell MORE AWESOMEST than most people are at everything. But hey, I'm not here to brag, even if I am probabaly better at it than you


THE DREAMER:

All those nights laying in my couch, I thought about the cool shit that I cannot do. That I cannot see. But I pictured them in front of myself like they were real, and that infuraited me. Then I found the Guild, and I lived happily after. I have been on the site for 2 years now, and I have seen many RPs, and played with many people. I wish I have found the site earlier, but I am glad that I've even found it. Now all those fantasies can be written down and my mind can rest at ease at night, without being constantly troubled by ideas.

When I RP, I love myself some good Sci-Fi or Fantasy. But hey I am filthy casual, I can go for anything with an interesting setting. I don't trouble myself on small details if the plot is good, but if you get somwthing wrong you can expect me to tell you about it. Some even go as far as to think that I am angry or something, but I am too chill for that. If anything I'm more of the funny type, so you can expect me to try and write some shitty jokes or post memes I found on the internet. Anyways, you'll see what I mean when we RP together.


THE ARTIST:

Used to be something else here, but I'm happy to say that it's replaced because of a positive change. I now work as a full-time 3D artist in the animation industry, churning out shot after shot for some of your favorite game intros and trailers. Can't say anything about them before you even ask, and even though I'm still new to the industry I love it and I already know that this will be my passion for a long time. So hopefully in a few years I'll have a proud portfolio of animations that were done by yours truly that I can show off to all the lovely people of the guild.

THE LOVER OF STUFF:

Now I may have hobbies like the above mentioned, but there are some more things that I love in life. Here is a handy list of things you can always talk about with me:

  • Gaming: This one I am quite proud of, I'm a serious gamer with capital G. Not as much time for it nowadays, but still true.
  • Music: All kinds of electronic music, but I am a sucker for Queen and Powerwolf. Or Breakbot... anything music.
  • Anime: We all have an Otaku in us, but it's bigger for some people. For me it's just big enough.


WORDS OF WISDOM:

Be chill folks, getting fed up about stuff is a recipe for disaster. You gotta learn to be patient and let things go, or you'll end up a wrinkly old man/woman with only bad memories about life. Even if you do fuck-all every day, you can live a content life by taking things easy. With that said, as always, stay safe and stay classy.

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@Thecrash20 Agh, why so fast you bastard. Now my monolouge is not nearly as epic. Mark ym words, one day I will get you back for this!

And I sure as heck ain't rewriting shit XD
Gastó Canalis



Canalis sat on his mane, silently observing the events unfolding in the Maw. The enemy general wants to meet the Allied forces to deter them from fighting, but both sides know that this isn't gonig to happen. Wars are won with sword and blood, not kind words and fancy parlors. The rest of the Allied generals accompanied the leading figure in this defense, a large man from the North by the name of Torr. His wold petled bodyguards and advisors stoo beside him as the he measured his wits with Alaic. Calanis wasn't a big fan of these pre-battle meetings. He always found them to be a dick measuring contests between men that only waste time.

He was at the back of the party as he arrived late to the camp, but he didn't mind the safety of multiple entourages in front of him. He observed the rest of the generals, variety of races from across the world. There were northeners like Torr, plain dwellers of the far west, mages from the secret societies, elves of the woods, and orcs from their barbaric lands. All the different cultures united under a single banner were fascinating. Calanis has only learnt about them from books before, or from the tales of the few merchants who were allowed into the Royal Palace.

No one insisted on him staying there for the whole duration of the chit-chat, and likely no one would notice if he left early. He looked at his guardians, 4 scaleguards riding 2 camels that have been lavishly decorated for this occasion, their double satchels shining with gold. He signaled them to follow, and he turned his own steed back towards the camp. Every minute wasted on this nonsense will delay the construction works by tenfold.

And he had no intention giving the enemy a breather.



Later at the tactical tent

Calanis sat in silence, his mind astray and dreaming about matters unrelated to the conversation hppening in the same room. He only paid the absolute minimal amount of attention to what was going on around him, and instead focusing on matters relating to state affairs and the battle to come. But he was interrupted by the outrage of Florian, the prince of the western horseman, who was blatantly insulting the orcs. Granted, Calanis himself never hard much about the orcs, as they rarely strayed down towards the south where the deserts would inevitably stop them before any conflict would ensue, however he refused to let such a demoralizing speech go by without repercussion.

He stood up from his sitting and leaned forward, loudly slamming his two hands on the table. He looked directly into the eyes of Floris who was sitting right in front of him, and gave him a furious gaze. "Yes they have. They are fiersome warriors that can easely decimate our weak foes. And the fact that you can talk shit about them right now is the sign that they decided to not let you die alone here. You may have inherited your father's descending tone Floris, but I do no not appreciate such behaviour, especially not with our allies." He nod at Pizurk, and then seated himself once again. Now that the attention was on him, he could continue without such dramatics. "We must stand strong against the menace on the other side of the Maw. We face the Empire outnumbered and ill equipped. Our morals therefore must be unwavering if we want to hold them at bay long enough so the West can defend itself." He looked around the room to let his words sink themselves into the minds of the generals. "Our alliance is held together by a thread, and it's a miracle some of us are here today. I would have never come here, had I not beg for my father's blessing on this battle. So you must also honor everyone present, or this makeshift assembly will come to an end swiftly. And if that happens, our empires will fall one-by-one, and we will only prove those smug Sylverans and their claims at bringing unity to our lands. If the orc wants to lead, then we shall listen to him, and assess the information with our minds, not our hearts." He got carried away in the heat of his speech, but he truly guarded the value of brotherhood deep in his heart. He forced a natural expression back on his face, and adjusted himself to a more comfortable position in his lavish chair. He came here beleiving that he could forge the nations together, and to create a lasting alliance with the other nations, long after the Sylver Empire occupied the maw. This was the only chance for a united defense, and he didn't have the patience to put up with the bullshit of some young prince with no real experience.

One of his lieutenants, an older scaleguard by the name of Aleriana, shifted closer to him and whispered in his ears. "Excellent speech your majesty". She has been with him since childhood, training him in close combat and archery, so naturally Canalis took her into the ranks of his own army, and relied heavely on her experience in combat. He only hoped that his wisdom was not wasted on these foolish generals, and that their dismay wouldn't bring doom upon his own troops.
Well, time to assemble the printing machine. I might use oil instead of ink because, you know, I brought tons of flammable fluids to battle instead of ink. Unless you have some squids lying around.

I also have awesome plans for the elephants, so I might not be able to fully operate everything I brought on the first day cause I have mayor construction ideas that I want to undertake. I hope that by the second day of the battle, we can have basic stockades, the mountanisde passes, and maybe some cool other invention thingies that are circulating my mind. We'll see.

@TJByrum I updated my sheet and posted it into the CS section. I also added a singular greek fire launcher thingy after doing some "extensive" research on the subject. (lol jk, read the Wikipedia page and an ancient warfare website article)

Now I can finally make an IC post! And work on the 3D model of the Wyvern. Gotta look fancy whilst killing Tyranny Slyver Empire villains.

Edit: Guys I have a plan. I don't wanna double post, so imma do it this way. What if we use all of our artillery pieces to launch dozens of propaganda fliers at the Zathii auxilaries so they rebel against the 6th Legion? Or have the mages do some kinda lightshow that spells out "rebel". Imagine how cool that would be.
@Nariata Are you talking about the Two Headed Dragon Ballista, or Molotov Cocktails?
@thewizardguy

(man, I love making pre-millenial references)
@TJByrum Yeah, I was literally thinking greek fire. I went to a museum today
@TJByrum Can I make the last minute adjustement of a flmaethrower? I figured that having all of this dragon theme and flammable oil, the only thing missing from my nation is a dragon themed flamethrower.

PS: I really liked the artist impression of the ballistas, so I decided to make a 3D model of the Wyvern. Here is the WIP.

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