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3 yrs ago
Current Potato
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7 yrs ago
Status updates, huh? Who needs those anyways, pfft
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8 yrs ago
I figured I should update my status. Tada!
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8 yrs ago
What IS on my mind?
8 yrs ago
So I just watched the film "What happened to Monday?". To be honest I felt like the film really wanted me to hate it, but in the end I couldn't bring myself to give it less than 8 points on IMDB.
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N I S Q H O G



Loves Teddy Bears|Twenty Something|Can't Speak Russian|Is Potat


THE MORE AWESOMEST POTATO:

Let me properly introduce myself. I am Sir Spud the Fourth, and I have been a potato for the longest time ever. I never denied it to be completely honest, but it is only recently that I embraced it. Now I have evolved from a simple couch potato to a fully grown royal potato. A dapper kawaii potato. And I dare say, knowing that you are a spud, makes life a lot easier. Just chill and let everyone else care about all their meaningless things because at the end of the day you'll know: chilling is the way to go.

I try to spend minimal effort on things that I don't care about, and procrastination might as well be my middle name. But that doesn't mean I ONLY rest. Sometimes a 'tato gotta do what a 'tato gotta do. And if that something happens to be things I like, then you cannot find anyone better than me. I am an omnipotent being capable of virtually any task to a limited degree, and I am not shy to admit it. I may not be the MOST AWESOMEST in a thing, but I am sure as hell MORE AWESOMEST than most people are at everything. But hey, I'm not here to brag, even if I am probabaly better at it than you


THE DREAMER:

All those nights laying in my couch, I thought about the cool shit that I cannot do. That I cannot see. But I pictured them in front of myself like they were real, and that infuraited me. Then I found the Guild, and I lived happily after. I have been on the site for 2 years now, and I have seen many RPs, and played with many people. I wish I have found the site earlier, but I am glad that I've even found it. Now all those fantasies can be written down and my mind can rest at ease at night, without being constantly troubled by ideas.

When I RP, I love myself some good Sci-Fi or Fantasy. But hey I am filthy casual, I can go for anything with an interesting setting. I don't trouble myself on small details if the plot is good, but if you get somwthing wrong you can expect me to tell you about it. Some even go as far as to think that I am angry or something, but I am too chill for that. If anything I'm more of the funny type, so you can expect me to try and write some shitty jokes or post memes I found on the internet. Anyways, you'll see what I mean when we RP together.


THE ARTIST:

Used to be something else here, but I'm happy to say that it's replaced because of a positive change. I now work as a full-time 3D artist in the animation industry, churning out shot after shot for some of your favorite game intros and trailers. Can't say anything about them before you even ask, and even though I'm still new to the industry I love it and I already know that this will be my passion for a long time. So hopefully in a few years I'll have a proud portfolio of animations that were done by yours truly that I can show off to all the lovely people of the guild.

THE LOVER OF STUFF:

Now I may have hobbies like the above mentioned, but there are some more things that I love in life. Here is a handy list of things you can always talk about with me:

  • Gaming: This one I am quite proud of, I'm a serious gamer with capital G. Not as much time for it nowadays, but still true.
  • Music: All kinds of electronic music, but I am a sucker for Queen and Powerwolf. Or Breakbot... anything music.
  • Anime: We all have an Otaku in us, but it's bigger for some people. For me it's just big enough.


WORDS OF WISDOM:

Be chill folks, getting fed up about stuff is a recipe for disaster. You gotta learn to be patient and let things go, or you'll end up a wrinkly old man/woman with only bad memories about life. Even if you do fuck-all every day, you can live a content life by taking things easy. With that said, as always, stay safe and stay classy.

Most Recent Posts

@Flynn Here is a list of to-be implemented or changed things about Saqquar that all work to expand upon the barebones description that I initially drafted up on my phone and posted into the IC.

Due to time constraints these are all WIP, but I'll add more to them tomorrow once I have more free time.


Effortless Assault



As the intense duststorm swept over the middle east, covert operations began to work all over the Empire. From Kurdistan to Oman, supplies dropped days before were collected by either operation groups belonging to central command, or by individual militias that agreed to help the war effort. For days now, military units have converged upon central stations, even going as far as to leaving some civilian areas unprotected. But for the greater good, everyone knew that they had a job to do. Every soul knew there was a war coming. Everyone, expect the ones that would soon be waged a war upon

Alexandria, Terminal 18
Early morning

"Move those crates to tent!" A man shouted in the thick of the sandstorm to a few other soldiers carrying boxes. It was early in the day, but the dust was too thick for anyone to notice that the san has come up. The man was wearing long scarfs and other textile material above his suit to cover himself from the extreme weather. "We gotta get these crates unpacked before the assault!" The man, clearly an officer of somekind, pulled away a wing of the tent's entrance, making way for the soldiers carrying the boxes. The motioned with his ahnds to pick up the pace, and then entered the tent after the last box was secured.

Inside the tent, a dozen more crates were stacked up next to each other on the floor, and about 20 people were standing inside, waiting for something. The ones that jsut came in took their places next to the ones already waiting, and began chatting quietly. The air was still despite the weather outside, and nobody seemed interested in the crates.

After a few minutes of waiting, the entrance suddenly flopped open as four barely visible figures carried a final, different crate inside the tent. As they entered, their bodies became more and more visible, until they put down the crate in the middle of tha tent, and removed the scarfs from their faces. They were the squad that departed last night into Alexandria. Lt Jamie smiled at the group and pat the back of his squad as they took their places in the tent, sistematically removing their Hayalet gear.

The lieutenant clapped his hands together and then rubbed them together in excitement as he looked at the crate they had just brought in. "Well done gents! This is one fine catch for our small fishing party." He looked at his team and Arpeg stepped out of the line to help open the large container. "Let's see what the almighty gods of war have graced us upon this today." The party laughed at the notion, and they all looked at the crate in anticipation as Jamie and Arpeg lifted the top of the crate to reveal the contents of the care package.

Inside them were dozens of small circular metal canisters, about the size of water bottle, embedd within a firm gel. Next to them lied an equal number of remots made of simple plastic and a small piece of paper. "My men, we have hit the jackpot." The rest of the people in the tent all moved closer to get a better look at the conents of the container. Jamie lifted one of the tubes from the gel along with the paper and held it up eye heigh so the others could examine it. He quickly read the paper and then threw it back into the box. "I'm sure you all know what these are, but lemme brief you, as pre the instructions that came with them. These are all remotely controlled explosives filled with some nasty chemical mixes that pack a serious punch. The techs like to call them X-22 RDEs, but I just call them "Whack a Fort"-s for obvious reasons". The group smiled, but they didn't take their eyes off the silver canister. "Anyways, we have to plant these babies in key locations around the city. When the attack comes tomorrow, we need to be able to make a way for our armored troops, and take out enemy defenses. Thankfully, we'll know when th enemy is nearby thnaks to these handy motions sensors on the bombs. All we have to do now is plant them."

The group nod in agreement, and Jamie put the RDE back into the box. "The other boxes contain more ammunition and replacement guns. Make sure your gear is ready, becase we'll be getting ready at 1500 to plant these devices, and we have to finish by 2000. it will be a joint operation with the squads from 19 and 25, so I want you to all look like proud eighteens!" He looked at his clock and then continued the sentence. "You have roughly 8 hours to get ready. I advise everyone to stay inside the tents from 1200 to 1430 just in case those earthshakers go off in the proximity. I'll check on you all at 1450 in this same tent. Dismissed." With that, Jamie turned around and left the tent with his squad, leaving the others to unpack their boxes.




Fort Masada, Vehicle Bay 2A
roughly the same time

The tanks were at the ready. The JUNO engines whirred under the vehicles, distoring the air with intense heat. The IFVs were all lined up, and men were getting ready to board the vehicles assigned to their squads. Shouts rose from all over the place, both from mechanics preparing vehicles and squad leaders preparing their squads. It was the beginning of a alrge scale operation like no other in the history of the Persian Empire. Soldiers from Egypt, Iran, Saudi Arabia and Jordan all gathered in the hallowed hangars of Masada to get ready for this crusade.

Not long after, the lights began to dim, and red warning lights lit up along the walls. The commander in charge of the whole operation, General Canalis, then appeared on a catwalk raised high above the ground, all eyes focused on him. He cleared his throat, and began his speech.

"Men! You are here on this day to write history. A year ago, invaders from another plane of existence have overrun Cairo, and destablizied our eternal empire! An insult we will never stand for!" Behind him, a large fabric was lowered and a projector from the other side of the hangar dispalyed the map of the region onto it. "For months now, we've been preparing for this exact window of oppurtinity to act. We've dropped supplies to remote resistance groups from our position all the way to Alexandria. We've waited for the duststorm to hit the region so we may move concealed. We've trained extensively to prepare for what is to come. Now I'll tell you exactly what we've been waiting for."

some explaining later

The soldiers all looked at the map, examining the general as he finished explaining the exact details of the operation. "And that is how we will retake the Cairo area. We'll move swiftly like the wind, gather the rebels in the area as the storm, and then blow over our enemies with the unyielding force of a duststorm!" The men started cheering, but the general held up his arm, showing that he wasn't finished. "Don't celebrate just yet. We lack intel, and we may not be able to properly communicate with our rebel cells until the last moment. As such, we expect high casualites. But I expect all of you, every single men under my command to willignly give up his life for the greater good. Because after today, the world will remember all of us as great warriors! Crusaders of Allah who have liberated our ancestral homes from alien beings. So ready your guns and hold your heads high as we embark on this crusade against the forces of evil. For Allah!"

"For Allah" the chants rise up in the entire hangar, and soldiers hold up their guns into the air as the large metal gates of the hangar slowly open up, dust immideatly starting to blow in. The general leaves his palce from the catwalk, and the soldiers finish embarking their vehicles once they stop cheering. The army slowly begins to move out into the storm, their moral high, and their goals clear: to liberate the Cairo exclusion zone!

"Seriously Flynn, you gotta stop making me run all over the ship. Why can't 3Y3 check the computer? I'm sure it would be better than me trying to do anything. Last time I tried to check the map I jumped us into a random warp." Williams shrugs at the thought of having to experience that once again. "I'll check on the girl and tell 3Y3 to scan the computer for you." Williams picks up a large piece of broken plating from the life support that was laying on the ground, and examines it before throwing it into a heap with the other parts. "And once this is all over, I'm gonna need those plates, so don't throw them out." With that, Williams leaves the room to let Flynn work his magic.

As he is walking towards the cabin of their guest, with the spare rebreather in his hand, Williams checks into his intercomms to find the signal of 3Y3 on the ship. Now that he thinks about it, he hasn't seen the little guy ever since they left the planet. He tunes into the right frequency and greets the robot "3Y3, you listening?". A worried line of chirps comes in as a response as 3Y3 dashes out of Flynn's quarters, almost running into Williams. "Woah fella, calm down. I'm sure you're worried, but I think Flynn has it under control. Either way, you should go check on the computer instead of me and help out Flynn." 3Y3 bepped several times as a response, and Williams couldn't transalte their meaning fully, be he suspected that a snarky remark about his computer skills. Williams watches 3Y3 make it's way into the cockpit, with erratic chirps and beeps.

Entering the room where the girl was sleeping, Williams makes his way to the bed. He checks her rebreather, and sighs in relief as the counter still shows an hour. Still, it is better to replace it now than to be late when it matters. Williams slightly lifts the head of the girl to make it easier to switch the rebreather. Williams holds the new rebreather right next to the other one, mentally preparing to do the switch as quickly as possible. He counts down in his head until he reaches 0, and then pulls of the old rebreather and attaches the new one. The self sealing of the rebreather sizzles as it ejects any air that might've been captured inside it before releasing the fresh air into the device. "Flynn, I've switched the girl's rebreather, so thats one less thing to worry about. Anything you and 3Y3 came up with regarding our situation?"
@Jeyma But wait, I didn't deny your accusation, but I made up my own word for it. So what if the poster is wrong? So what if I'm writing this at 5 AM with only Pepsi keeping me awake? What does it all matter in the grand scheme of things. I only wanted a laugh, but life denies my this embrace. What is the meaning of this cruel life if I can't get an emoji? Why live to be judged for bearsomnia? So what if I murder enough words to make me be considered a genocidal maniac?

#GenocidalManiacLivesMatter
@Flynn I'll give you something to judge alrite! Saqquar is one of those continuity nations, so I have quite a few things up my sleeve.
@Jeyma Have you ever seen a BEARSTORM? No? Then have you even seen a BEARSTROM? I bet not. So how would you know how something you've never seen is spelled? I take creative freedom here! #ProtecBearstromNaem2018
@Flynn Any other species we might add? I'm thinking less awfully unoriginal and way less agressive animals. Like tames for farming and perhaps caravans. Like Bantha beasts or something.
@Flynn Are we A-OK with fantasy beasts being a thing (like the raptor mounts and such), or are we dropping that idea?
@Jeyma I expected a laugh on my excellent photoshop work, but now I see that you may not be the ally I thought of you :(

@Flynn Yay!
@Tangletail When did we say we are going for fantasy creatures? Surely my flyng bears are nothing more than a natural anomaly. #bearstormforpresident
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