Recent Statuses

2 yrs ago
Being 20 is weird, because my friends circle contains both 1) people who are still excited about just learning to drive, and 2) people getting married and buying houses.
2 yrs ago
I use chrome, but lately a little speech bubble has been showing up over the M.S. Edge browser app and saying things like "Edge is safer than Chrome!" and "Edge is faster!" Are they... that desperate?
2 yrs ago
Someone: Unless it's made for adults, only children should watch cartoons . Me: Shut your whore mouth, there's an Amazing World of Gumball marathon coming on!
2 yrs ago
You gotta love Beowulf. "Giant monster? Can't be harmed by any known weapons? I'MMA PUNCH IT >:D"


I'm heavily inconsistent with RP types/genres. The only guarantee I will give is that I'll never join a history or modern military RP. History with some fantastical elements is more fun, and I appreciate military scenarios more when I can throw some sci-fi into it.

As for the rest: I've RP'd fantasy, sci-fi, romance, "romance", god RPs, Nation RPs, school RPs, gifted RPs, adventures, military, action, worldbuilding-based RPs, and so on. The only types I've never tried are history and fandom.

I love to spend all my time spamming the OOC with irrelevancy, and nothing short of kicking me can ever stop it. I am a dean of double entendres. A patron of poorly-done puns. A miser of memes. A saint of sighs. An aristocrat of alliteration. A- well, you get the idea.

Needless to say, I love talking. PM me anytime, especially with collaboration or RP ideas.

Last but not least: I usually kill off my characters either out of boredom, or to introduce a new character. They all die tragically, and sometimes ironically. I think I'm channeling George Martin sometimes.

Most Recent Posts

I'm interested!
Am interested!

*immediately makes excuses*

Hey hey, sorry I've sort of vanished. I'm just starting University. If I'm still in, I'll make one gigantic catchup post soon

I'll be coming along tonight or tomorrow morning

You're the last holdout, still with us?

Nah, I'll get it up soon
Is anybody going to step forward and give advice to the young Emperor or am I gonna have to poke some people with spears to get you guys going?

I was writing a post, but my boss sprung "You work nightshift now!" on me out of nowhere, so I'm basically a half-awake zombie until I adjust to sleeping during the day.

I'll try to get something up if I can, though. I really want to keep going, but I can't guarantee anything until this weekend.

May add more to the personality section later.

© 2007-2017
BBCode Cheatsheet