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    1. Absolis 11 yrs ago

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9 yrs ago
Current "My resolution..? Become magical or something? I dunno, those contracts are killer."
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10 yrs ago
What do you get when you mix caramel, cinnamon, and hot chocolate.... Perfection. Pure perfection.
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10 yrs ago
Nothing is written here. You see nothing. Just... Back away.
10 yrs ago
"We're going to have a child!" "That's... that's great!" "Well, there's a problem. I'm cursed. Your pregnant."
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10 yrs ago
It is a sad day when a Potato is dirt poor.
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Shin will devour him with ketchup.

And then he will smile, before realizing it was a decoy kolon and then proceed to cry like a 2 year old without its bottle.


And then decoy kolon explodes.
I do wish I knew what people's opinions on Kolon was?
If @hamstrong doesn't post by midnight tonight Im going to continue with Cyano as its been what, 2 days?
I return from deals


You return to find this. Whatever it is that just happened.
If anything, she will be more confused at just what happened then anything
@Absolis And the Ethereal is going to let its newly found sidekick around a bunch of shady Yakuza? Kolon needs to wake up man an stop fapping to nyan cat


They just got chibified. She's fine
@Absolis Shouldn't the Kolons also take Ruiko? Leaving a child unattended is pretty bad ..


She would be fine. I mean, the most dangerous people in the multiverse are now inside the kolon hut anyways?
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Ah crap, I was working on a post where I put up biotic and kinetic shields due to Apocolypse... I guess I could still do that? How would a kinetic shield reinforced by multiple biotic shields hold up against a kolon grenade?

...I also forgot to mention the kinetic shields on the tanks or the high number of biotics in the Yakuza.... I added it in my first draft, not the second! Fuck!


They explode on contact and in midair into a blue gas that essentially chibifies anything in its radius. So not well. Against other grenades pretty well, but the gas would just encompass them
The kolons have acted. The yakuza are being friend bombed by genius flying kolons.
Absolis Rivard and Ika Musume

@Gummi bunnies

Absolis continued to tend to Ika, but quickly noticed something he hadn't before. A strange man was standing over the two of them. The realization that this man had managed to sneak up on the pair startled Absolis. He quickly jumped up and pointed his sword at the person.

"Who are you. And why are you here?"

Absolis asked as he glared at the man. No doubt he would recognize that this was not a person to be trifled with, and so for his sake he would answer honestly. And perhaps notice that Ika was starting to wake up?

~-----~

Kolon and Saber


@savato@thewizardguy@lmpkio?@sgteasy@flamelord
Oh my! So many friends about for kolon! First apocalypse, then these people who brought Saber with them. And now a whole bunch of other people. Oh, but all the other people with the vehicles looked so tired and unhappy. Kolon would signal to rally all the other kolons around him. The four winged kolons, the four normal kolons, and the two larger kolons. Who were about 3"5. Kolon would then split the kolons up to handle all the things they needed to do, since by this time the kolon hut was finished. Kolon would hand the two winged kolons several friend grenades, which they would place... somewhere. Even the ethereal would have trouble pinpointing where exactly they went. Though he would sense them. And they would seemingly seem to... multiply exponentially. Kolon would then signal them to begin dropping the grenades over the columns of yakuza. It would be no doubt that none of them would try to shoot them down, as they would be distracted by how adorable they were. On top of that, if anyone tried their genius intellect would allow them to predict and dodge anything shot at them. And thus they would begin a friend grenade bombing, which would inevitably affect most of the yakuza.

Kolon then took the two larger kolons aside, and pointed towards the remains of the palace. It would only take them moments to return with the regenerating body of Nova. Though, they wouldn't let anyone see it before they brought it into the kolon hut. From inside a door could be hear closing.

Finally, Kolon and the other four kolons took the ethereal, Apocalypse, and Saber by the hands and would lead them into the kolon hut. Being that they were a non threat, it was doubtful Apocalypse would mind. Especially considering that even if something were to happen, he would be mostly alone with them and the ethereal to do as he liked with them. If it was allowed to happen, no doubt the ethereal would notice that despite looking like the rest of the architecture found in Cyanos universe, it would be much stronger. In fact, even though it had been made of normal materials, the techniques used in building it meant it would be doubtful even apocalypse could damage it. On the inside, the ethereal would notice that there were several devices even he had not seen before. No doubt this would lead to curiosity on his part, and he would try to look into the kolons to see what it was. But if he were to attempt that, all he would find would be static. All he would hear from them would be static. Almost as if whatever genius was to be found in their minds, it was so far along that even the ethereal could not comprehend it.
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