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  • Last Seen: 8 yrs ago
  • Joined: 11 yrs ago
  • Posts: 2012 (0.51 / day)
  • VMs: 4
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    1. Absolis 11 yrs ago

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9 yrs ago
Current "My resolution..? Become magical or something? I dunno, those contracts are killer."
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10 yrs ago
What do you get when you mix caramel, cinnamon, and hot chocolate.... Perfection. Pure perfection.
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10 yrs ago
Nothing is written here. You see nothing. Just... Back away.
10 yrs ago
"We're going to have a child!" "That's... that's great!" "Well, there's a problem. I'm cursed. Your pregnant."
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10 yrs ago
It is a sad day when a Potato is dirt poor.
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@Flamelord is ba'al going to come with Banha, Absolis, and Ruiko?
Ika Musume




@Gummi Bunnies

Ika Musume was again impressed by just how quickly Add managed to clean up the litter! He was going to be a very useful conpatriot in her quest for subjugation of the littering humans! Of course, then Add asked about where she was going.

"I'm going to the golden person, De geso! He said he's going to help rid the world of pollution, even chizuru won't be able to stand to our power, De geso!"

A purple aura of sneakiness surrounded Ika Musume for a moment as she filled her head with evil thoughts, like eating the shrimp off of other people's plates... on purpose!!!
So, I will be posting soon.
I do so hope this is not dying.
@Absolis
Sorry, my PC has broken down. Please make the assumption that Nova made the portal, and move on.


Oh my. Sorry to hear that, do you have a phone of some kind? They work for me (in fact, besides Xbox it's basically the only device I use to access this site) but hopefully you can get that fixed soon. Alright then, I suppose since Banha and ruiko posted I'll have absolis post first then.
And we have begun! I left ithe a bit short, as I'm wanting the RP to be fairly player driven, though if things get a bit lost I'll jump in with NPCs and the like.
Rise of the Slimes!


@Duthguy@Major Ursa

Birds were singing, trees were thick and green, and the ground was covered in a nice layer of slime in slime forest. Today our heroes seemed to be in the middle of gathering ten jars of slime juice for old man slym. What he used it for, well that was a question better left unanswered. Though, why they couldn't just pick up that he slime juice on the ground was another question entirely.




@Iatos@Duthguy@AirBender@supertinyking@Major Ursa

Oh no. Not again. It was tutorial season in slime forest. For 9 months out of the year, slime forest was a peaceful home for Slimes where they could be slimy in all of their wonderful sliminess, but for three months... they had to endure endless slaughter by evil heroes and their evil master, dark lord tuto rial, slym! And this year it seems that the evil lord of tutorials was starting early this year, sending in two heroes. A mage, and a half orc warrior.
ok change that to tomorrow morning
I don't think they can show up until wizard posts. Which he said he would do this morning. Come on wizard. I'm the only one allowed to break post promises here.
Yes, it does.
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