ActRaiserTheReturned

Project Myth: The Old Gods Exist

"Ah, it's not going to matter one way or another. We don't need to kill if you have their security protocols all turned off, but after we make our escape we need to know how to stay free. I read their computer's database with my brainwaves. Although there is a lot of missing information they have to wait until their anti-magical equipment is recharged in 36 hours. This means, since you turned off the computer, I can just teleport us all a safe distance away from this place. I"m not sure where to go from here though."

Faction based Crossover RP? (With Umineko elements)

The Copenhagen Coalition
The Hero's Realm :

That's what I"m choosing. :D
I'm placing the lands all in the Pacific Ocean. ;D

I love that game. :D

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Jake promptly turns around . . ."I'm sorry sir. . . I cannot abide by this. If I'm going to be used for experimentation, I find that being free is far preferable than any lengthy stay here, no matter how comfortable." Jake said, putting on his enchanting charm, lulling the Doctor into a hypnotic trance with his voice. Jake then turned him over and gave him a massive wedgie so hard it tore off his underwear before Jake stepped out the door into the hallway. Eventually he met with the man known as Brian, the Voodoo Crime Boss. "Ah. . . you're a wanted man sir. I'm glad you're on my side and I never thought I'd say that."

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"Oh, I see. . . um, yea sure, but do you mind telling me what this is all about, sir?" He said. . . doing as he was asked. "I'm not sure what kind of wrong I've done. . . is this some kind of political thing I don't know about? Um, of course I would be surprised if anyone else would have the money or resources to resist my magic in the way I was captured."

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MZambos said
You should always knock before coming in. It's impolite otherwise. Also, take off your shoes. It's a carpeting thing.

Oh, why doesn't your character like mine? ;)

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zedfire said
@ActRaiserI would, but there's so many already. I figured I'd make him lean towards her softer, less destructive side~ :3

The only person with "High" is Mars right now.

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If you're born from the Morrigan, you should probably be Medium - High Threat level. ;)

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"I think he means that you y'all have 45 minutes to get to know each other and me with that screen over there. . . I'm supposed to use this computer for work myself, but it involves talking with all of you from my cell. Anyway, yes, my name is Jake. I um, couldn't control that magical boner. It's embarrassing but it gets me a lot of action." He stated. "Sorry I can't find anything to keep it down. I've tried a steel chastity belt for men but it destroyed it like it was a wet piece of paper. Anyway yeah, nice to meet y'all."

"Um, so, for the rest of you, I'm the son of an unknown father, I have a lot of untapped potential, not just these people know that but a lot of people do. I can do a lot of things with plants and animals, and I can do REAL magic. In fact I'm a world famous celebrity. Jakob Donald Englund's the name, you may have heard of me, but uh, it looks like my billions of dollars can't protect me from these people. They came prepared for any kind of fight I could put up. According to the computer's instruction's I need to be interviewing all of you, and collecting data. Some of it seems pointless, some of it seems quite productive actually, but um, anyway, as sad as it is that I can't leave for some reason or another, I hope that all of you are as comfortable as I am. And uh, oh, as I read the instructions it says that I can't speak to all of you at this time for more than a few minutes, so I'll shut up and just let the rest of you talk."

"-Oh! Oh! And one more thing. . . this screen says that it "Greatly Encourages" us to ask for "conjugal fulfillment" from me. . . WHAT!? What the fuck? Oh, and such kind of company can even be bought for you". . . "Heh, hookers." Jake laughs. "Okay, goodbye for real".

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"So you're Ariella? What the-"? Suddenly, Jake felt his pants ripped apart as he bulged very embarrassingly right in front of her, flopping in all his nude glory right there. . . "Oh my God, this is horrible!" Jake stated. . . trying to push himself down. . . as the son of Cernunnos, this had happened many times before, and it was impossible, so far, for him to have any control over his supernaturally large and enticing bulge. . . If you Googled Cernunnos, the Horned God, you would also know that he wasn't just called the Horned God, but he was also the "Horny", God. It is, in fact, where the word Horny originated from. Cernunnos was extremely fertility based, a male fertility God and in truth, most likely where the color green became to be associated with sex as well, since Cernunnos is also known as the "Green Man". Oh my God. What the hell am I going to do? Jake began screaming, and some of the men and women monitoring Jake's usage of the computer slapped their foreheads in disbelief, some of them laughed, and others blushed at the sight. He wasn't trying to be vulgar or rude. . . he. just. couldn't. help it. After several moments of him being unable to stand or even sit up since his genitalia were comically over-sized, he felt a wave of power over whelm him, and he was paralyzed. Specialists sighed and looked at each other. "Are we really going to do this?" They both stated rhetorically at the same time. . . Finally, they mustered the strength to march down the halls, and one of the men got in front of the view screen. "Hey, I"m sorry if this offended you. He can't help it, and it's partially one reason why he's kept out of sight of the other prisoners. We have to take care of his problem, and since we aren't sure how to do this, we um. . . have to make sure no one's sees this, just in case." The screen then shut off in Ariella's cell. . .

After a very long time afterward, Jake finally managed to calm down. . . Thank God they didn't have to anything they talked about just to put them down. Jake thought. . . but he was at least relieved the moment of humiliation had passed. He stood up and contacted Ariella again. . . "I'm sorry Ariella. . . um, I wasn't being a jerk or anything, and I hope you didn't mind what you saw."

How do you sit on your computer chair?

I sit on the Throne of Outworld.