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3 mos ago
Current finals are kicking my ass, but at least theyre almost over
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man fried rice never misses (<- just had a very yummy meal)
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Bought this fancy mint and lemon balm soap bar, and guys, it smells SO good and lathers SO well, I don't think I can go back to cheap drug store soap bars anymore 😔
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Man I'm really craving a smoked meat sandwich right about now
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6 mos ago
Welp. Winter break's over. Back to classes now! (Pretty excited ngl, it's been over a year since I've had a class with labs and I missed it)
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Bio

Hi! I'm a college student from Canada :)

French is my first language so forgive me if I sound a little odd sometimes: I mostly learned English through reading, and it shows in my way of speaking i.e. I can tend to sound a bit stilted and/or overly formal/literary.

I'm a long-time D&D player and DM, and I've dabbled in other TTRPG systems. Now, I'm interested in getting into play-by-post! Which means I'm still a newbie, although one with some experience, so please be patient with me. Still, don't hesitate to point out my mistakes, I'm willing to learn and get better.

My interests span most genres of fiction, except heavy horror (I'm more into the campy, Evil Dead 2 kind of horror. I loooove camp!) and heavy romance (though I am still 100% on-board with getting involved in a good old romantic subplot! It's just less my thing when it's the main focus of the story, y'know?).

I like group RPs best (once again, TTRPG player, and used to large groups at that) but I won't say no to an interesting 1-on-1 either. Basically, I like a bit of everything, and I'm willing to at least try most things!

I'm a pixel artist, so I might post some of my work, eventually :3

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September 7th
Warehouse
Interactions: Vicky (Mentioned), Ella (Mentioned)



Carnage. Blood, everywhere. Screams. Kersten sat there, watching with wide, uncomprehending eyes. It was like his mind refused to function in sheer terror, a strange, dense haze impeding conscious thought much more efficiently than drugs ever did. He very well might’ve stayed there, unmoving, until his life was snatched away from him as well, had someone not called his name out.

She turned her head. She felt like she was underwater. Chef was there, pulling Vicky to her feet, calling out for her to help. She looked around some more. All of the other people that used to populate the Stoner Corner alongside her had disappeared. Probably trampling over each other, rushing to the exit. Kersten hadn’t noticed them leaving. They’d broken her bong. She liked that bong. A shame


And then suddenly they were wet. Something warm, and slightly viscous, and that smelled like pennies was drenching their shirt, covering their face. They had stood up by then, though they had no memory of doing so. There was more screaming, much closer than before. Chef wasn’t there anymore. Chef was being spilled everywhere. Chef was what was covering them and staining their clothes.

Vicky was screaming. Kersten was screaming too.

Reality slammed back into her senses all at once, the fog fully gone and survival instincts taking over. Vicky stopped screaming (or did she only stop making noise?) and was dragged away faster than Kersten could try and catch her. Her heart sank into her stomach.

”VICKY!” They shouted after her, one arm stretched out futilely. They tried to ignore the sudden nausea at the thought that her lacking reaction time might have cost Vicky her life. They failed.

A clinking sound, like glass toppling over without shattering. The noise was small and soft, almost melodic, and yet, to Kersten’s ears, it pierced through the surrounding cacophony like a gunshot.

He looked over, and caught a flash of yellow. The object was laying in a pool of fresh blood, and yet, it was strangely
 clean. Not a scratch marred its surface, and no stain nor dust seemed to stick, not even the surrounding blood. It almost seemed to gleam in the darkness, as if lit by a dim inner light.




When fabrics get torn, other weaknesses tend to appear in the weave. Some are rather dire and require immediate attention; edges fraying and eating at the fabric, fibres breaking under stress and creating holes, the old tear itself widening even further


Others are small, and inconsequential. Disturbed and loosened fibres will move around, or be moved, and then eventually find their way back to their proper place, leaving the weave unharmed. But in the tiny moment when their order was disturbed, a gap, a very small gap, forms. And in that tiny moment, through that tiny gap, things can
. slip in.

When the fabric of reality was torn through, its weave was disturbed, and many of these pinprick gaps appeared, if only for a fraction of a fraction of a second. All closed right back up, before anything could coincidentally make its way through. All but one.

Whether through fate, divine intervention, or simple luck, one gap let through something. An item, born of pure potential, belief yearning to take physical shape. It fell through, unseen light shining from its glass body, into a dark warehouse slowly but surely filling with death.




Kersten looked at the glass object. Its shape was strange, like it wasn’t really a shape at all. They couldn’t seem to actually tell what it was, only that it was. They chalked it out to the poor lighting.

The floor was rumbling. It had been since the panic started, but now it was doing so more strongly. Like how it did when Chef got bisected, and Vicky was taken. Whatever caused this was approaching.

She took the glass without thinking much. If anything, she could throw it, use it as a weapon, whatever little good that would do.

The awakening wasn’t brutal, or spectacular. Kersten almost didn’t notice it. It was a tiny itch in his head
 no, in his brain—no, not that either, in his mind—as his new sense bloomed. It felt natural, like moving a limb, except in this case you had simply never needed to move it before, so it felt the tiniest bit odd, but not that much. He blinked, and the shapeless piece of glass was no longer shapeless.

It was an ear of corn, with a face, and arms, and legs, and it was made of glass, and in any other situation Kersten might’ve cooed over how tacky of a bong this was, except in any other situation people, their friends, weren’t currently being killed by the droves by some kind of invisible monster that was now perhaps, very possibly, gunning for them next.

Except now the monster wasn’t invisible anymore. Whatever the (magic?) bong did to awaken her new, as-of-yet-unknown sense also seemed to have let her see the monster. And as the towering bloodstained mountain of fur and fangs and claws and muscle stalked towards her location, head lowered and teeth bared, she did the first thing that came to mind.

Kersten clobbered the monster over the head with the (definitively, absolutely magic) bong as hard as he could, and then booked it towards where Ella was waving people through a broken window, clutching the miraculously unbroken bong the entire while.

September 7th
Warehouse
Interactions: Lexi @FernStone



He was wrong. He was wrong he was wrong he was wrong hewaswrongwrongwrong—

Everyone was always trying to get to him, Camille knew that, so why did he even try? Why why why? He tried so hard, he always did, and they just used that against him, again and again and again.

Was there truly something so profoundly wrong with him to make him such a target? Was it him? Was it them? Was it because they were Americans? His life wasn’t always like this, or was it and he never noticed?!

He should have trusted his instinct, should have listened to the voice at the back of his mind screaming at him to trust no one, the voice now screaming both in triumph and horror at being proven right.

And now Lexi thought he was weak. An easy target. A loser, a pushover. That she could do whatever. He couldn’t have her think that. Everyone would be watching. He couldn’t show fear. He couldn’t show anything.

Anger. Anger was the answer. Anger hides fear. Anger protects. Anger is easy to show.

Camille bared his teeth. ”Fermes ta cñlisse de gueule.” His voice was flat, neutral, like it usually was, but the feverish gleam in his eyes showed the moment he decided to do something stupid. Something violent.

In one swift movement, he grabbed the front of her jacket, dragging her close towards him, and reared his head back. A few split second calculations flashed through his mind, as he swung his head back towards Lexi’s face. Hitting her mouth was a bad idea and would result in cuts. Hitting her nose would hurt, but he didn’t want to break it. The temple would be ideal, would severely stun her or knock her out, but he didn’t have the right angle for it.

Instead, his forehead crashed into the top of her left eye socket. Not even a second later, not flinching from the impact, he struck again, this time aiming for her left cheekbone.

Come morning, he’d have a small bruise on his head. It was nothing compared to the black eye he’d doubtlessly left behind.

He released his grip on her jacket, using the same hand to roughly push her away from him. ”Dat iz why people do not speak wit me.” He threw his cigarette on the floor, crushing it under his foot to put it out. ”Leave.”

Leave leave leave leave leave—




September 7th
Warehouse
Interactions: Vicky @Atrophy



Oh, okay, so it was that bad. Kersten swallowed a pang of hurt at Vicky’s words. She was drunk, and heartbroken, and didn’t know just how close to his insecurities she hit. It wasn’t important right now anyways, making sure she would be alright was the priority. So instead of snarking back at her, he just put on a placating smile. This would call for a bit more delicacy than he’d first thought.

”Alright, I’m sorry Vicky, you’re right, you’re fine.” She handed her the promised bag of Cheetos, surprisingly still sealed amidst the sea of munchies-havers around. ”And I don’t care what Chef said, haven’t really spoken to him at all tonight, and I’m honestly glad for it, ‘cause he’s gotta be a right dick to ditch you like that in the middle of a party.” That much was true, the man in question had only popped in briefly at the start of the party to get his fill, and then left them right after. Not much time for conversation.

He waited a few seconds, testing the waters. When Vicky didn’t immediately start tearing into him, he continued. ”And alright, I’ll admit I didn’t know you smoked, but I’m still gonna make sure you’re gonna be fine first.”

”You had a couple drinks. Alcohol can make you a lot more sensitive to THC.” And also you’re agitated, Kerten added mentally, but not out loud. That would have been a sure way to set their guest off again.

“I don’t know how well you’ll react, and I don’t want you getting a bad trip. It’s that simple.” They grabbed a lighter and a joint from their breast pocket, placed it between their lips, and lit up. ”Hallucinations, paranoia, panic attacks
 These are all things that could happen if we’re not careful. So we’re gonna be careful.”

She took a few more puffs, put out her joint in a nearby ashtray, and pocketed it again for later. ”So
 We’re just
 gonna relax, and wait for your friend to bring you your drink, and then we’ll see about getting you, like, a brownie or something.” She gave Vicky what she hoped looked like a reassuring smile. ”She’s a good friend, you know. You’re not gonna die alone, not with her around.”

September 7th
Warehouse
Interactions: Lexi @FernStone



”Lacterr. Laterr. Lie-terr.” The sounds just wouldn’t come out right, the vowels twisting behind his teeth, his Rs refusing to be anything else than guttural. Annoying. Everything about this was an exercise in frustration.

Camille huffed, smoke curling out from his mouth and nostrils. ”Tsk. Wat-everr. You underrstand. Dat is the imporrtant parrt.”

His stare eased off his new companion, returning to the crowd. He’d felt a couple of people looking over, caught a few in the act as well. Were they looking at him? Or at Lexi? Was she someone worth staring at? He had to admit he had no clue, he didn’t know her or of her until only a few minutes ago. He hoped she wasn’t, he hoped that her presence wouldn’t drag anymore attention to him. It set his teeth on edge.

Their eyes felt like ants digging their way under his skin.

”De parrty iz
 fine. I ‘ave notting again parrties.” His eyes nervously followed the arcs of the dancers on the dance floor, catching how they bumped into each other, laughing all the while. ”But de people... Too many. Not use-ed to it.”

”Maybe derre arre morre people in de school ‘erre dan in my entirre village. Probably iz de case. It, euh, feels werrd.” Was that too much? Was he opening himself too much? It felt like a normal thing to say. He wasn’t stupid, he knew he didn’t look like he was having fun, so trying to pretend otherwise was just stupid. But should he have made up an excuse? But then again, it’s not like no one knew where he was from, that was very easily verifiable information (and oh, how he hated that fact, but it’s not like he could change it
)

Dammit, he really has to stop getting in his head so much. What’s done is done, and can’t be taken back, and he almost missed Lexi’s question. What did he like? At least, he’s pretty sure that’s what she asked, though he wasn’t sure what excrements and/or swears had to do with it.


what did he like? Quite a lot, actually. He liked going to the beach, and listening to the waves. He liked watching the seal pups in winter, and counting shooting stars during the Perseids. He liked playing dek hockey with his friends. He liked being safe, and alone.

But he didn’t have any of that anymore. All he had left were


”Books. I like books.” He tried to smile again, though it felt too stiff and bitter to truly be anything more than a grimace. ”Dey arre one of de last Frrensh ting I ‘ave left ‘erre. Also, dey arre fun. Everr read Beckett? ‘E trransla-ted ‘is own, euh, te-a-ter pieces? Iz dat de rright worrd?”

His frown returned, more thoughtful than frustrated this time. ”Wat-everr. ‘E trransla-ted ‘is worrk in English, iz wat I mean. Iz a good trranslation. I like Fin de partie, euh, Endgame, de most.” He remembered having fun comparing the two versions. It had been good practice back then too, comparing how one sentence became another when the language changed. To this day, his English reading comprehension was his strongest suit, leagues better than his speaking, hearing, or writing.

He caught Lexi’s eyes, and something in them made him hesitate. They were sharp, and seemed to look not at him, but into him. The part of his brain still tracking everyone else’s movement, just in case, was screaming at him, warning him. He messed up, he should not have said that, he should not, but why? Why shouldn’t he have?

For once in his life, he shut out the warning. He must’ve simply been a bit boring. ”Ah, but dis prrobably interrests you not a lot. Sorry. Not de best time to talk of tragi-comĂ©dies.” Hopefully the conversation wouldn’t be too derailed.




September 7th
Warehouse
Interactions: Vicky @Atrophy, Tuyen @FernStone



To say Kersten was taken aback when Vicky approached him would be an understatement. They never really spoke, like, at all. Chief would sometimes come see him for weed (a lot of people did) but as far as he knew, Vicky was not someone who partook in the green goodness. So an absolutely smashed Vicky loudly demanding drugs from him was even more of a surprise.

Looks like the curaçao did its job.

She looked down at the shorter girl's face, her eyebrows drawn together in worry. Even through the haze of her own habitual high, she made short work of cataloguing every single one of Vicky’s symptoms. Lack of balance, dizziness, slightly slurred speech
 Diagnosis: wayyyy too much alcohol, but no other drugs. Good. Wouldn’t do to mix weed, alcohol, and stimulants


They briefly peeked over behind Vicky, quickly spotting the other girl that always seemed to follow her. Tuyen, if they remembered correctly. A long time friend, they were pretty sure. They subtly motioned to Vicky with their head, mouthing out a message to Tuyen.

Is she okay?

”Don’t worry sister, you don’t owe me anything. I’m all about sharing, you know?” He gave her a smile, any trace of worry instantly erased from his face. ”Here at Kersten’s Fresh Green Produce, all products only cost a smile, and the promise to spread the good vibes.”

”Whiiiiich is why I’m not hooking you with anything for now, dear Victoria. Don’t take this the wrong way, but you are obviously very, very drunk.” They patted her back as if commiserating, and then wrapped an arm around her shoulder to gently begin to guide her off the dance floor and towards the Stoner Corner.

”Nothing wrong with that, by the way, that’s what most of the people are here for after all. It’s just that mixing too much booze with the green stuff in a loud room is a great way to end up on a bad trip. Or in the hospital. Or both.” They’d seen enough people not know their limit, and they weren’t looking to facilitate that tonight. Or any night, really. They weren’t totally irresponsible, only slightly.

”So instead, your good pal Kushten will hook you up with a nice comfy beanbag and a bag of cheetos,” if Richie hadn’t finished them all by now, ”and then we’re gonna chill until you sober up a bit, and then we’ll make sure you’re not sober for a good long while. I’ll even give you the really good bud I usually keep for myself.” And if she insisted on smoking before Kersten judged it was safe, well, she was probably too drunk to tell apart real weed from crushed up oregano.

She glanced back towards Tuyen, giving her a reassuring smile. ”I just want everyone to have a nice evening. That’s why I made my brownies extra weak tonight. Even newbies like you should be able to handle them!”

Looks like sneaking out back with Richie would have to be postponed until these two were properly settled in. Oh well, no big deal.

September 7th
Warehouse
Interactions: Lexi @FernStone



He watched her approach from the corner of his eyes. At first he’d hoped she would do like all the other party goers, and simply walk by him on the way to the bar or the bathroom or whatever other corner they were heading to. Then she stopped next to him, and he switched to praying, praying she was just looking for a smoke spot, that this was all a coincidence. Of course, neither Mary nor God bothered to answer his prayers.

”Want one?”

Camille did not flinch. No, he simply
 tightened his grip on his can a bit too much. It’s not really flinching if it’s just his hands that reacted, if his face didn’t change, if no one noticed.

He bent down quickly to put down his now crumpled, still half-full beer can. It looked natural, he thought. It’s not like he could have put it down on a table or anything, seeing as there were none near him. The ground would have to do.

The girl was still speaking to him. He only caught half her words, something about the French, and
 was she calling him a coward
? His lips tugged down in a subtle frown. He’d give her the benefit of the doubt this time: he might have just misheard her through the obnoxiously loud music.

”...Please speak
” He stopped, frown deepening. What was the right word again
? He was fucking blanking again, goddamnit. He hated how easy it was to forget the right, exact word, it made him sound like an idiot. ”...morre, euh, slow. I am still not verry good wit English."

His eyes flickered down to the opened pack of cigarettes, then her face. She was very eye-catching, with bold makeup, and some admittedly very nice clothes. A small trickle of jealousy made its way through his mind. He wished he could have a nice jacket like hers. Hell, her jacket might even fit him as it is, she was a bit shorter than him, but not by that much, and their shoulder widths seemed pretty similar


Ah, wait. She was offering him something. A cigarette. Why? What game was she playing? Why come to him out of anybody in the room? Did she want something from him? What it a trap? No, no, calm down, she might just be curious about you. Might just want to learn who the weirdo is, before ditching him to go back to her friends. Not everything has to have a hidden motive (except when it does—).

He blinked, still staring at her, as he considered his options. It’s not like he had never smoked before. He had, on a few occasions, gotten hold of a pack or two. They stank and tasted awful, but nicotine was nicotine, and healthy lungs be damned, they did calm him down somewhat.

Unfortunately, they were also surprisingly expensive. He’d only stopped when his meagre savings ran dry, and he couldn’t afford them anymore.

”...Tank you,” he mumbled, inwardly cringing at how even those two simple words sounded harsh and stilted. He picked a smoke out of the pack without looking, and placed the filter between his teeth with ease. ”I need a lacterr,” he pointed out, hand stretched open, waiting for the girl to hand over her lighter.

He kept staring, even while waiting, his eyes only occasionally flitting to the teeming crowds a small ways away. She was doing the same to him, only more subtly. He could both see and feel her own gaze, mixed with the hundreds of other pairs of eyes that would glance their way, most accidental, some perhaps intentional. What she was looking for in him, he didn’t know. He didn’t like not knowing. Probably, she was looking for the same thing everyone else was, a weakness, a proof of something wrong with him, something she could take advantage of—

No, no, no! Calm the hell down. The skies were clear outside, he saw them, and yet you’d think they were choked with clouds with how un-clear his mind was right now. He came here to meet people, and here someone was, meeting him. It could even be nice. He could play the social game, at least a little bit. Of course, he’d keep an eye on everyone, couldn’t let his guard down too much, that’s just good sense, but he could, like, introduce himself. Like a normal person.

”My name iz Camille.” See? That was easy. He even remembered to smile a little bit. ”How arre you call-ed?”

September 7th, a few hours before all of Hell broke loose
Warehouse
Interactions: None



This was a bad idea. A very very very bad idea. Why did he even come? It’s not like he wanted to come. It’s not like he was even really invited in the first place, he just knew about the party because, well, everyone knew about it. Going off from the noise coming from the front doors, it’s not like anyone would notice him slipping in. Or would they notice? Would they notice the intruder? Would they spy his difference from the corner of their drunken eyes? Would they stare? Scorn him for it? Hide it behind sickly sweet cardboard smiles? They would, wouldn’t they. People always noticed.

His mother wouldn’t notice him gone, though. She never noticed, unless when she wants to. But this night she won’t notice him gone. Or if she does, she won’t care. She never cares. He could never come home and she wouldn’t care. He wouldn’t have to see her. If things go wrong he could just leave the party and spend the night at the park or near that 24h convenience store or—





—What was he thinking about
?

Dammit, his thoughts vanished again. He hates when that happens. Camille glanced over to the warehouse doors. He was probably thinking about the party. And how many people there was in there. His village was, what, 300 in population? 350 max? There must be at least a third that many, just in there. Probably more. And only people his age. Too many. Cornell is so big


No, no, take a big breath. He came here for a reason. He came here because
 because
 because he can’t stay alone. It’s not good for him. His Papa would be sad to see him right now. He needs to
 meet some people. He had friends back home. He could maybe have some friends here too? Or at least acquaintances. Or just
 people he doesn’t feel like he needs to run away from. Just one person he can tolerate, that’s all he’s asking.

People are bad, but alone
 alone like he is, is worse. When stuck between Scylla and Charybdis, you have to choose Scylla.

One last breath. Look up at the sky. Not a cloud in sight; that’s a good sign. Clear skies mean a clear mind. Steel yourself, remember when to smile, remember that you are strong, and
 enter.

And immediately be hit by the sheer overwhelming atmosphere. The noise, the movement, the lights, the smell, the crowd. People were bumping into each other left and right, spilling drinks from those red plastic cups he’d have otherwise sworn were just a movie thing. People were climbing on chairs and shouting on the makeshift dance floor, and a strong smell of cannabis wafted from somewhere in the building.

Camille didn’t want to be there anymore. He wanted to run away, right now. But he couldn’t, he wouldn’t. So he did the next best thing and hightailed it for the bar, which was thankfully relatively empty.

Everybody must’ve already gotten their drinks.

He slipped through the crowd, quick and silent, keeping his hands shoved in his hoodie’s pocket, hiding his bruised knuckles. Get to the bar, grip the table-turned-bar-countertop a completely normal amount of hard, and grab the first can of whatever he recognizes. There. Budweiser. It’s shit, but it’ll do.

He looks normal. He looks like he belongs. No one is staring at him. He hasn’t seen anyone glance at him for more than to avoid bumping into him. He’s fine.

But try as he might to convince himself, he can feel it. The Gaze, burning a hole through his back. A drop of sweat rolls down the back of his neck. Someone is watching him. Someone has caught on to his charade. He can never catch them in the act, people have said it’s all in his mind, but he can feel them staring, a visceral, almost physical sensation.

He cracked open his can and took a shaky sip. Yup, tastes just as bad as he remembered. Still helps to settle his nerves though.

He found himself a spot on the room’s edge, where he had a wall at his back and a view of most of the crowd. He slowly sipped his beer, not too quickly since he hadn’t eaten dinner (again) and didn’t want to make himself sick, but enough to give himself something to do as he peoplewatched.

He watched the others dance, and talk, and laugh. He couldn’t pick out what people were saying, their words either too quick or too slurred or both for him to translate. The music was, well, he would be lying if he said he didn’t know any of it, a good chunk of the songs did occasionally play on the radio, so he’d heard them in passing a few times. But he didn’t really know it know it. American music was still a bit of a mystery to him, ignorant of music in general as he was. He didn’t especially like it, nor the way he could feel the bass resonate in his chest.

Maybe hoping to get out and talk to people was too much. Maybe just being there would have to be enough, would make his face a bit more familiar for when he’d start attending proper, real classes again. Maybe then he could start having something of a social life that wasn’t occasionally punching an asshole’s lights out in a back alley. Or his mother screaming at him.

Or maybe this whole thing would just put a bigger target on him. He could still feel the Gaze burning into him from somewhere unseen. Could feel how high strung it made him, how close to snapping his nerves were. Camille just
 really hoped no one would talk to him. He wasn’t sure he’d survive an actual conversation.

September 7th, the day the Party of Doom happened
Bach Household
Interactions: Vicky mentionned



Kersten hummed a tuneless song to herself as she took out the steaming pan out of the oven. She deftly stuck a toothpick in the center of the pan, and watched with satisfaction as it came back out slightly sticky. The brownies were ready. They only had to cool down for a bit, and then into the tupperwares they’d go.

They took the time to finish their preparations for the evening. Their flour-stained hoodie was switched to a nice, clean lumberjack-y flannel shirt, and they put on their favorite, floor length pleated skirt. It would spin nicely if they ever decided to give the dance floor a go.

He ran inventory one last time too, just to be sure everything was ready. The baggies of mids were packed and ready for distribution, and so was the anti-asshole oregano. His smallest bong was carefully padded and secured at the bottom of his backpack, and he had a few pre-rolled joints of premium bud in his pocket to smoke on the walk over to the warehouse, y’know, for pregaming and everything. And with his brownies soon to join the mix, he’d be set for one hell of an evening.

"Ma! Pa! I’m leaving!" Kersten called back into the house as she left through the front door. "Be back later, I’ll be taking a taxi home!"


Warehouse



The music was bumping, the people were cheering, the dance floor was especially vibrant with Lupe leading the pack, and the vibe was goddamn immaculate. Kersten took another hit as he looked around the Stoner Corner he and his best buddies had formed.

Her arrival had been met with cheers from a couple of her friends, and she got settled pretty quickly after that. Richie Smith pulled out a picnic blanket and two jumbo bags of Flamin’ Hot Cheetos (and after demolishing an entire pot brownie, was well on his way to finishing the first bag), and Sloane Powell showed off the massive fucking beanbag she’d dragged across half of town, the one she was now lounging on like she owned the entire place. People would phase in and out, to chill and pass around a joint or the bong, and a few braver ones would snack on a brownie. Sweet, white smoke filled their corner, clearly marking their position to anyone that couldn’t track them by the smell alone.

This was Kersten’s domain, and they were the Lord of its manor. Or something like that. The metaphor kinda got out of their hands there, sounded way more pretentious than it actually is. The point is, they controlled the weed, so they also controlled their corner's vibe, and they only wanted good ones. Every visitor would get a couple puffs and a brownie if they wanted to. The chill ones would leave with a baggie slipped into their sleeve or pocket. The rude and pushy ones would get a nice pasta sauce-flavored surprise when they’ll try to light up at home.

A small commotion had him briefly look over to the beer pong table, and huh. Looked like queen of the tryhards Vicky arguing with her beau. Chef had passed by their corner earlier, looking pretty stressed out. Or maybe just kinda sad. Either way, he’d taken his fill and left, and seeing how Vicky was now taking shots of curaçao straight from the bottle, Kersten had an inkling as to why he’d needed the extra courage.

Kersten grabbed another brownie and started gnawing on it. Kind of a shitty move to dump someone right in the middle of a party. Better avoid the bar for now.

Welp. That’s not any of their problems. They’ve got green goodness to distribute. But first, a small pit stop on the dance floor. They finished their brownie, got up from where they’d been lounging, stretched a bit, and wandered over to the packed dance circle, hips swaying to the beat. "Make some space for me too, guys!" they called out cheerily as they made their way in.

Once she was done mingling with the dancing crowd, maybe she could convince Richie to go fool around with her in the bathrooms




Second character is done, lemme know if anything needs adjusting!



Tolamu & Pulam


They were cursed. They had to be. Whether the Gods were unhappy with them, or they were besieged by evil spirits, they did not know, but it did not change the fact that the Great Fire no longer warmed them, or that the furnaces and campfires no longer warded off the night’s chill.

It was a cold like they had never known. Heat leached right out from their bones, leaving only shiver and gooseflesh behind. People tried buddling up, grass coats usually only worn during monsoon season to protect from rain worn at all times, beast pelts covering every bit of exposed skin. They ate more warm meals and drank more warm infusions than ever, the cooks working all day long to provide for everyone. But it was never enough, and whatever relief they provided was fleeting.

And then the first one collapsed, delirious, their skin flushed and drenched in sweat. A clear case of heat stroke. And people finally realized that whatever plagued them wasn’t a failure from the world, a failure from the concept of heat itself, but something malicious. Something that only sought to make them suffer.

It was a relief, in some small way. The cold could not harm them. But it also couldn’t be relieved. They would have to endure, for however long it would take. The children and infants took it the hardest; it was difficult to explain to them the cause of their suffering when even the most well-learned of adults could only guess at the real reason.

The priestess, Ma’otah, prayed day and night for the curse’s dissipation, for warmth to find them again. But nothing changed. The One That Lay Below offered plenty of coal in exchange for their prayers and offerings, but mundane fire could not ward off the supernatural chill. And the One that Stand Above, the Great Fire, did not respond at all to the myriads of food offerings burnt in its name


Resentment brewed within the population, a grudge slowly forming. Who or what had caused this? What had they done to deserve it? Why couldn’t, or wouldn’t, the Gods help? They prayed, made offerings, gave their devotions, and yet they got nothing in exchange. An unfair trade. What good was worshipping a God that did nothing for them? At least one of them tried to help.

Life, despite everything, went on





Tolamu had an issue. As the great cook that he was, his work was in high demand. No one could season a soup like him, which made sense, as he was the one to come up with the concept of seasoning in the first place. Normally, it wouldn’t be an issue. He would even be happy that his unrivaled skills were recognized as such!

Unfortunately, the demand was too high. No one was satisfied by grabbing a few pieces of cold fruit and meat for a quick lunch anymore. All of the cooks had their hands full trying to keep everyone’s bellies full with hot meals, trying, futilely, to keep them warm as well. And it turns out that when you’re busy making pot of soup after pot of soup all day, every day, you don’t really have time to keep innovating, no matter how much you wish that was the case.

He couldn’t keep looking for spices, or keep making food experiments. He was just stuck in front of the cooking fires, and occasionally tending to the partridge coops. His inner fire was sputtering, starved of new challenges. The boredom, the monotomy of it all, was killing him just as much as the persistent cold that had settled in everyone’s bones.

He wasn’t alone in this feeling. Caught in the same throes of mysterious chills like everyone else, Pulam found himself struggling to keep warm. Not even his passion for the arts was enough of a distraction. He kept himself busy, of course, but nothing beat the feeling of a hot bowl of soup in his palms. His stomach protested drinking yet more soup, but the rest of him cried in relief from the scant heat. Pulam settled on curling up where he sat on the community grounds, staring at the brilliant orange of his treasure.

One of Tolamu’s specials, this one – though its novelty was wearing out as of late. There was only so many times one could rotate through soup flavours before they all became recognisable. Pulam tilted his bowl round and round. Slosh slosh slosh, went the liquid. It was so watery. So fleeting. So easy to gulp down now, the way they used to gulp down water after a hard day’s work. Pulam thought of fresh paint dripping sluggishly down a surface when it wasn’t spread thin. Maybe if soup was thick too, it’d stick around longer and the warmth would be less fleeting.

Pulam huffed. Look at me, comparing soup with paint. The cold really is driving us all crazy.

He kept sloshing his soup. Puffs of heat rose from its vivid orange surface and immediately cooled on his skin.

...But Tolamu did burn water that one time. And that was before everyone got the chills.

The warmth on his palms was fading now.

Curse it.

Pulam rose to his feet still clutching at his bowl of soup and made his way to their food stores. The chefs would be busy with soup-making so he wouldn’t bother them with his bout of impulsiveness, but surely there was no harm in him adding an ingredient or two into his little bowl of soup! The absence of anyone in the stores emboldened Pulam and he placed his bowl on a free table, before setting about searching for their stocks of ground starch.

That's when Tolamu walked in. The old pot of soup was done, a new one was needed, and that meant more ingredients. He was so deeply set in the routine that he didn't even notice the intruder at first. He simply grabbed what he needed, some fresh waterleaf that was starting to wilt, a large yam, small strips of dried salted meat


Pulam, who had successfully located the starch and was now staring at the chef in wild panic, did the only thing he could think to do: jam his hand straight down into the bag in front of him.

Only once he was about to leave did he really see Pulam, his hand wrist-deep in a starch bag. He paused, and frowned. ”Hey!” he yelled out, ”Hands off that stuff! Do you know how much work it is to make it?” He glanced at the bowl of soup on the table, and grumbled some more. ”And that's way too much for a tiny bowl like that, you're gonna end up with a lumpy mess of a meal
”

“Um,” said Pulam. He removed his hand from the bag, but forgot to open it before he did, and so found himself clutching a fistful of starch. The excess scattered back into the bag, thankfully. He didn’t feel like testing the patience of the person responsible for keeping them all warm at the moment.

“Lumpy would be bad, yes.” What are you saying, fool? “I mean, I wasn’t planning on taking more than a pinch! I just... thought that... thicker soup would be nicer?”

A rush of embarrassment flooded him, which was good because it brought a little warmth to his cheeks, but absolutely terrible because he was critiquing one of their chefs! The one handling all their soup!

“Not that the soup isn’t nice,” he babbled. “It’s great, fantastic even, but you know, it’s, uh, really temporary and I thought maybe if it went down a little slower, the warmth might stay a little longer, and, um, so, starch?”

Standing there with his fistful of starch, Pulam wanted to find the nearest river and throw himself into it.

Tolamu blinked a few times, his frown easing off. He looked down at the ingredients in his hands, deep in thought, then looked back at Pulam. “That's
 not an awful idea, actually,“ he mused. “If we can make it feel more filling, like a sauce-soup hybrid maybe
 yeah
 Yeah!”

He pointed a finger at Pulam, a determined grin on his face. ”Put that starch back in the bag, then bring the whole thing. We're testing your theory right now.” He turned around and marched right out the food soor and towards his cooking fire, not bothering to check if the other would follow.

Bemused, Pulam shook the starch out of his hand (and clapped it a few times to be thorough). Then he grabbed the neck of the bag and hefted it over his shoulder, before trailing after Tolamu at a slower pace.

The smell of fresh, boiling soup invaded his senses as they closed into the cooking fire. As full as he was, Pulam’s mouth couldn’t help but water still. He set the bag down, trying to distract himself as he watched Tolamu putter around.

Tolamu went to work. He grabbed a nearby jug of water and topped off the nearly empty soup pot, and while the pot worked its way back to boiling, he grabbed his bronze cooking knife and began to peel his yam. Soon, the vegetables were roughly diced and the salted meat strips shredded, and everything was dumped into the pot of soup to simmer for a bit.

Now that he had a moment to breathe, the cook turned back towards Pulam. ”Now let me show you how to properly thicken a broth.”

He grabbed the starch bag with one hand, and took a small empty serving bowl with the other. ”First, you don’t need a lot,” he stated, tone becoming didactic. “It thickens very quickly with heat, so only a spoonful or two is enough for a whole pot. Add too much, and you won’t end up with a liquid.” He poured about that amount in the bowl. ”Second, you don’t pour it right into your pot, or it’ll cook into lumps. You gotta mix it in cool water first, and then add it in.”

Pulam, watching intently, nodded.

He poured some water into the bowl, mixed it all up with a spoon, and then went to the soup pot and poured it in slowly, mixing all the while. Gradually, the soup broth, once thin and watery, began thickening up, until it began to lightly coat the ladle whenever it was raised. He raised it to his mouth, giving the broth a quick taste. The texture was odd
 but not unpleasant. The flavor was a bit bland though. He’d have to fix that.

Tolamu turned to Pulam, a proud smile on his face. “See? Pretty neat, yeah? Cooking is just as much of an art as anything, with its own special skills and techniques!” He put the lid on the pot to let the vegetables finish cooking, and sat down on the ground next to the fire. “You can do a lot more with starch too. It basically becomes edible glue as soon as you wet it. I even tried cooking the starch paste alone in a pan, once. It makes something thin and crunchy, but not very filling, so I never really bothered showing others. It’s not worth the starch it requires.”

”So many more foods like it out there to be discovered
” he mused dreamily, ”...and instead of going out to find them, I’m stuck here freezing my ass off. The gods really have a shit sense of humor.” His face quickly twisted in a frown, and he threw a resentful glare at the sky.

Pulam, at this point, wasn’t really listening. He had his gaze fixed on the now empty serving bowl, fingers tapping his chin in thought. The soup bubbled away, but with less frivolity now that it had been thickened. It was a different colour from the soup they had doled out that morning – a pale white, broken up by the bits of vegetables and meat floating within.

“Edible glue...”

Inspiration struck.

“I’ll be right back!” he said, before darting back to the food stores they’d left. His bowl of soup was right where he’d left it, still somewhat warm.

“You,” he said, “are going to be a bit better to look at, my friend.”

The bowl did not reply. He returned to the cooking pot, set his bowl aside, grabbed a new serving bowl, and then poured a ladleful of thickened soup into it, sans meat and vegetables. With the empty serving bowl, Pulam copied what Tolamu had done minutes ago with the starch and water mixture, but at a smaller quantity. He poured this into his own bowl and then mixed that together.

At this point, he realised he should probably explain what he was doing.

“I had an idea,” he said, and started spooning the thickened new soup into his old soup. Except he wasn’t spooning it so much as he was drizzling it into his soup, letting the white bleed into the red of his old soup. A white circle came to be, then two dots and a sideways curve, and before long, a smiley face was looking up at him from his own soup. The white soup didn’t dissipate or stray from the initial shape it had taken once poured into the red soup. Curious, he jabbed the spoon into the corner of each ‘eye’ in the face he had drawn. The white soup swooped into the direction he cut in but didn’t move much more than that.

Pulam grinned.

“Tolamu, you’re a genius.” He lifted his bowl and showed his handiwork to the chef. It was crude, but it worked; if the thickened soup could retain its shape when poured into other soup, then that meant Pulam had a whole new canvas to play with! “Look! I don’t know what we can do about gods, but with soup like this, everyone will cheer up! Well... for a while. But it’s something, you know?”

Tolamu puffed his chest out a bit at Pulam's praise. He knew he was a genius, but it was always nice to hear others acknowledge it as well. Though, he had to admit Pulam was a master of his craft in his own right. Drawing with food
 that wasn't something the cook had ever envisioned before. It was a good idea.

He smiled as he gazed at the bowl of soup. The little doodle floating around the broth was awfully charming. ”You're right,” he said, ”that ought to lighten the mood. I have a feeling that the children are going to be especially fond of it.”

He stood back up with a small groan. He had some more preparations to do before the next meal-time. ”Stay around and give me a hand, will you?” he asked Pulam. ”You have to show everyone your new food-drawings, after all.”

It was a good note to end his breakfast upon. With that, Pulam decided there was no real need to mention the talking... bird-head... monkey thing that was watching them both from atop the roof of the nearby food store. It was bad enough that everyone was slowly losing their minds from the constant chills; they didn’t need confirmation that someone had actually lost his mind as of late.

So, with good cheer and a wide smile, Pulam said, “Of course!”

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