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Pissing people off on their sacred holiday

@ConstableWalrus

Oh okay. Thank you. Most of the time when I hear people talk like this it's like I'm a Saxon castle servant being chided by the Norman aristocracy.

Pissing people off on their sacred holiday

@idlehands

Oh. Sorry for the mis-understanding.

Pissing people off on their sacred holiday

The Catholic church is a lot older than another Christian sects and they incorporated a lot of pagan ritual, gods and goddess replaced with saints and holidays given Christian overtones. All in an effort to convert and be accepted by non Christian folk. Destroying idols and burning holy writing is one thing but you can't take beloved holidays from people, that's just crossing the line.

For the record, I was raised Catholic, am now agnostic.

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@KuroTenshi

The Catholic Church being old as the Dinosaurs, even older than any other Christian sect doesn't amount to a hill of beans.

Pissing people off on their sacred holiday

@idlehands
So Charles Manson is wiser than us because he's old.

Pissing people off on their sacred holiday

@idlehands
The way I look at it is, God is not the author of confusion, as the Good Book says. Catholicism complicates things, by adding Sacraments, Limbo, Purgatory, repetitive chants, and an un-necessary priesthood, and a whole bunch of other controversial things like the Eucharist literally being Jesus'es body and blood. That's just gross, and I feel dumb for ever believing it like that.

I still celebrate communion, but I see it as "Communion", not "The Eucharist". If you are someone who is from a Church that accepts Jesus as your Savior, you're saved and most of the congregants are probably saved. If you take the Clergy and then Tradition over or even in conjunction with the Bible, that's not Godly.

So, "God is not the author of confusion". My Catholic friends, I'm not saying you're Pagan, I"m saying that you're in a Church of confusion. God and confusion shouldn't blend together like that. The word of God is something that kills ignorance.

Pissing people off on their sacred holiday

Every day of the Week in the 365 day year is a holiday of someone's religion, cult or tribe.

Easter is Christian and Christmas is Christian.

If you want to talk about origins stupidly, part of the U.S Revolution from Britain stems from the rudeness of an American shop keeper who crudely offered a British soldier the job of cleaning the outhouse.

The U.S Revolutionary War was about being a butt hole. Just like Easter is Pagan, or Christmas is Pagan.

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