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Habervast rose and followed the two men outside, he was curious afterall. For good measure, he tipped the world-weary hag with a bucket of IOU notes before he left. Even an evil Overlord enjoyed coinage. How could he afford all those daunting gothic castles where lightning makes an deafening crackle before each one of his monologues? The best way to hurt someone was in his--or her's--pockets. I wonder if this Overlord is a woman? Then Habervast looked around. World-weary hag? Nope. Definitely not a woman, they have better choice in clothing than that. This tavern also smelt like peppermint, this wasn't indicative of the Overlord's gender per se but why? Why peppermint? A conundrum for another life indeed.

When he stepped outside, he breathed in the fresh air. Then he appeared where the trio (Dick, Vark, and Adyeers) were without warning. One was loud, one had a nice moustache, the other struck him as the most serious of the bunch. He wondered just how long they could keep their heads down before word got around that a new batch of heroes had risen to liberate and save the day. It was soon to happen, Habervast figured they had an hour at most given Vark's brazen vaudeville circus act in the tavern. He sure knew one thing: all the pretty wenches had gone. Who was he going to invite to his volatile, loud, pretentious, massive, attention-seeking rager later tonight?
Jorvin beat back pangs of annoyance from his being. No matter what this new world had to offer, nothing changed the fact that he was out of his element and in over his head. An older man amidst a party of young people; he was not "hip", he knew no slang, he couldn't even remember the last time he'd shopped in the urban outfitters section he used to frequent when he was a youth. There was no use in lamenting time's slow march, it would happen to the rest of them too. Maybe he was just being a grumpy old man, anyway. There were bigger problems before him: all the doors were locked, and there was no way in. He figured following the Boxcar and Nora may be a good idea, the forest was where everyone happened to be--of course he wasn't sure how they would react to some chubby man adorned in academic regalia. He figured he would wait.

There were two others on the porch next to him; there was a girl with a bike and a young boy whose name was 'Samuel' who preferred to be called 'Sam.' Quite the common name, mundane even. 'Sam' didn't seem the social type, much like Jorvin himself; perhaps it was a credit to the boy's youth, Jorvin had the same quality in his younger years. No, no, no, age hadn't changed him much at all--he was still awkward in any social context. Relegating oneself to a room for fourty eight hours or more without sleep and only a candelight for reading and writing makes a person inhospitable sometimes. Surely, there was no harm in trying to interact with the two.

"Have either of you fine people heard the joke about the Sodium Hybromite?"

Bad chemistry joke incoming. God help these unknowing souls and grant them respite in paradiso.

Headshot.
Headshot.
Headshot.
Headshot.

Zara rifled shots all around herself, twin Berretas in hand. This was her kind of fight--loud, boisterous. She tossed her Berettas skyward and slung the shotgun off her back while they were in mid-air. She put a round of shot between the eyes of one of the woodland monsters who had gotten too close. Her Berettas fell to flat behind her, she didn't catch them in her holsters as the action heroes did in the movies she used to watch as a kid. A shame, it would have been epic. Her gridlock focus was broken at the sound of explosion! What the--

"Who the #*$& lit the forest on fire?" it is said that only two of nine members of any adventuring party is smart. She wondered who the second one was (including herself, of course).

She shook her head and returned to dropping these woodland monsters with pristine precision. She never wasted more than one shot--all kills. She whipped the shotgun back into its sling and picked up her twin Berettas; then she got to work again.

Headshot.
Headshot.
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"Can y'all hurry up and get this over with? I'm runnin' out of bullets here!"
Mazone stunted his singing and capped it all off with a dazzling flourish of his mauve trenchcoat and a small dance number on the tables. He was sure to get some odd reactions--but it was all intentional. Those who didn't respond, who didn't give him side-eye, were the ones he had to worry about the most. Those were the ones who knew how to handle outspoken and unruly foriegners, they were the ones who knew the ins and outs of any torture dungeon and had contacts of any shady bandit clan looking for a quick buck. Those who did react--who did give him side-eye--were normal patrons like himself. Those were the ones he didn't have to worry about. His ease returned to him after he got down off the table, he (thought) he figured out who the troublemakers were and so now he could rest easy; they couldn't hide from him anymore.

He went to get himself a drink.

[color=mauve]"So, Quinn is paying? Bonjour. I'll have the strongest thing you've got on tap."[/color] His proper and elegant tone had died and given way to a relaxed swagger.

@Yomojo @tex @Patches
Zara followed along with the group, her gripe about the money was settled. There was nothing much she could do about it anyway--besides, if they didn't stop whatever this threat was she wasn't going to get paid ever again; nor would she be alive. Last she heard, money didn't have much use to dead people--the Egyptians tried. She moved somewhere in the middle of the pack, and her chosen position amongst the group sort of represented her own feelings about it all--not too excited, but not too sad about anything either. She was just waiting for some action to happen.
@Grec Sounds good to me.


Great, great, great! It was about time to get to the good part of this whole first day meet-and-greet fiasco: the isolation and sweet recluse of one's dorm. Herman finished off his pancakes, syrup trailed down the side of his mouth. In a hurry, he grabbed his luggage and hustled for his dorm, bypassing body after body; Herman did his best to avoid conversation with everyone who breathed. After all, it'd be weird if he stopped and held a conversation with a dead person. The Runic language imprinted on the suitcase glowed a little after Herman recited an incantation, and he was able to lift the suitcase without struggle.

Once he made it to his dorm, he tossed his things on the floor and hopped up on the bed to catch some sleep before it was time to eat again.
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