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18 days ago
Current This entire site pushed me away from the play-by-post format entirely.
21 days ago
Optimism and ignorance often go hand in hand, unfortunately.
21 days ago
The only way to roleplay on this site anymore is to admit to yourself that your projects will more than likely meet a premature end, or move at a pace of a dying sea cucumber. Pick ya poison.
1 mo ago
The status bar is for people to bitch about their life but you get 200 characters not several entries.
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1 mo ago
Bo Burnham had the right idea when he said to stop using social media.


¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Get over it. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

If you can manage daily posts, I might like you by default.

'The world is full of emotion. Emotions are beautiful, but they stop us from evolving as individuals. Do not suppress them, but don't let them control you either, otherwise you will end up no different than a child. Be progressive by progressing, not suppressing.'
'When it becomes clear that people are too set in their ways to think critically about a topic, disengage and let them stew in their ignorance. It's especially wise to stay away from tools who think arguments are about 'winning' as they have no intent on learning or teaching. They just want the self-satisfaction of being right about something.'
'There are 100 people in a room sitting in front of a television. 99 of them think that the television is a cake, while one of them knows that it's a television. 99 people commit consecutive suicides as they attempt to eat a piece of hardware. Let this be a lesson that it's more intelligent to be an outcast than it is to eat a television.'
'Disregard those that hate you. They're probably not worth a second thought.'
'Vague wisdom is not wisdom at all. It's useless prattling that helps nobody who needs help. Be straightforward, or shut up and stop wasting your words.'
'I firmly believe that it's a terrible habit to lie to yourself and others in order to avoid heartbreak or sadness; It's healthier, and more intelligent, to be honest with yourself and those around you, even if that means you have to be negative in order to do so.'
'Grammar is just as important as theme and tone. If you consistently use passive voice, or place a comma incorrectly, there's a good chance that your reader is going to trip over all that sloppy prose.'
'Some people don't invoke their emotions as a gut reflex to criticism. They still have insecurities, they're just demonstrating a little more self control than the average person.'

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Through some absent-minded miracle, Shaidra took the blow full force. Blup was surprised. With this, she was launched towards Zios, who was able to catch her before Yzeira could react.
I don't know if anyone's seen 3 idiots, but it's a great example of how to actually write a goddamn movie.

Hindi film production is jarring and exciting in all the right ways.
I've heard excellent things about Eighth Grade but keep putting it off.
I... don't know how I feel about that.

You should feel angry.

This guy needs more attention.
(also, "Lurk their previous posts instead"-this is like an employer stalking ur IG or FB, omg)

'Blup... Recalculation, success rate raised to 72%! Alvios, Jeff!'

In a split second their instructions were psychically downloaded and they nodded to one another. Alvios bombarded the entire battlefield with light spheres and swords, being careful not to strike his allies. Many of the ones that might have hit Yzeira of Shaidra were stopped by red orbs of his own creations, while others hit the ground and remained in place. Yzeira began to disperse them one by one, when Bruce suddenly zoomed in behind him and slashed at his body. But again, his arm was made a target and his body was encompassed in energy. He kissed his teeth in annoyance and pulled his attack back long before it reached the man. Zios launched his orb at him in the same moment, but a bolt of chaotic lightning destroyed it in an explosive flash. Shaidra moved from side to side while energy still kept Jeff at bay, but stayed near Yzeira.

'This will work much better. We will surround Shaidra in light!'

Jeff's clones converged on Shaidra, but a pulse of red energy dispersed them in one swoop. Within each of them hid an intense sphere or sword of light. Yzeira saw it and quickly destroyed them as they exploded, nullifying a great deal of the flash. But within the clones, Jeff also hid within the wind.

'Now Jenso! Get her closer to Zios!

He would have less than a second to figure out some way to re position her while Yzeira's attention was occupied.
'Shaidra may pass through all attacks that she can see, but she cannot do so while attacking. Nor does this affect her vision. We must blind her so that her senses are minimized, and then use that advantage to trick her completely.'

Shaidra stepped away from one of Jeff's attacks, while several of his clones were cut into pieces before reforming by bladed of red energy. Some of the clones were absolutely destroyed by the explosive force of Yzeira's attacks, but Jeff made sure to form even more of them as they were defeated. With Yzeira defending Shaidra, Jenso was not able to get directly to his target without first meeting heavy resistance. Not only did Shaidra turn towards him, but several red spots formed on the ground directly in his path.
'Second plan completed! Success rate; 68.13%!'

'Can't say I like those numbers, Blup." Jeff readied his newly formed gauntlets as instructions began to pour into his head.

'Jeff! Shaidra's body is showing signs of fatigue from her earlier attack! She should be unable to defend herself from you! Your clones might be useless with Yzeira's eyes as a factor, but she will not be able to tell the difference! If we can somehow convince her that she's capable of blocking an attack on her own, she may lunge towards you! Yzeira will know this, but he may only aid her. His mind is quick, but he words are just words. They will not reach her in time. You may have to take a hit, but with Alvios here in his new form, you will be fine if you do not sustain immediate lethal damage to your brain. Your goal is to hide yourself within the clones, and trick Shaidra's sight. Even with Yzeira's guidance, he will not be able to communicate which clone is the real you to his ally.'

"Got'chya, clones coming right up! With this surge of energy I feel like I could manage dozens!" With that, Jeff exploded into the battlefield, weaving through a series of delayed red energy. "Huh? Did he get slower?"

'Blup! That is Zios' doing! As long as he stands, Yzeira will not be able to conjure weak attacks this far away from his body, as Zios' aura will simply negate them! Instead, he much charge them, granting us time to dodge, and dampening his ability to react at far range! Of course, Yzeira's aura dwarfs Zios'. This will not work at close range. With it though, we can proceed to phase two of the plan! Jenso! You must engage Shaidra directly, and aim to push her closer to Zios! He cannot move quickly, and his aura has a limited range! Once she is inside of it, Jeff will have a much higher chance of success!"

"Stay away from the big one, Alexis!" Yzeira shouted, gathering energy in the pit of his stomach. Orbs began to float around him again, offering him immediate reserves.

'Jenso, you much engage in close range combat while avoiding lethal damage. If you can push Alexis closer to us, we're half way finished!'
"Easy, Jenso," Alvios urged, "Keep your wits about you."

Suddenly a spike pierced through Alvios' chest from behind, one of pure crimson energy. He looked down slowly and put one hand on it, before it faded away, leaving a hole behind. "Oh," he chuckled, as the hole sealed itself in the blink of an eye, "You actually missed me, ginger-boy." The scion of light spun around and lowered himself to stand in front of Zios.

"I am fully aware."

"How are you here?! I trapped you! You were left there without any way to escape!"

"Perhaps if you'd killed him-"

"Shut up!"

"Real simple, actually. I just needed to step it up a bit, poke a hole in the darkness of your little home. It took a little while, but through all the screams and tears, through every last painful wheeze, I persevered." Alvios rose a hand, forming several daggers of light around his wrist that spun in a circle like some sort of magical floating bracelet. "It was painful, but I broke my limits thanks to you. Because of you, I was able to reach this new form and slice a hole in space-time. Because of the energy that Ada infected me with, I could understand exactly where I needed to aim." Alexis staggered backwards a step. Alvios rose his free hand and summoned a sword of light in his grasp. "You beings of sheer power and torment, you absolute monsters, you all had the capacity to simply end us at every turn. But you just can't stop yourself from making mistakes, can you? Such intelligence, Yzeira, and you waste it on imperfect creatures like this worthless bitch?"


"Of course," Alvios gawked, "Nobody's perfect."

'calculations done!'

Suddenly a surge of light blasted backwards from where Alvios stood, engulfing all of his friends and instantly resorting their Ki in one massive burst.

'Alvios' healing abilities have reached a point of self-sustainability! As long as he stands, our stamina is infinite!'

"You guys ready to end this?"
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