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Current Happy birthday to me~
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don’t forget to vote today, my Australian friends, or else you’ll get fined. not like by me personally like I’m not the one to police that, I assume it’ll be the actual police or maybe ScoMo himself
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RPpatz-Batman to Joker: you better hold on tight, spider-monkey
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4 days ago
my email being flooded with election campaign emails like all of the parties aren’t just varying degrees of dumpster fires
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5 days ago
‘I have no idea what it means but the kids say it a lot’ - me at the ripe old age of 21 when asked about some slang term
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Bio

Ignoring life for RP like:



Welcome!
This is my bio, where you will find some information on me and what I like to roleplay. You will not find any recipes, nefarious schemes, or insecurities, even though I have a plethora of all those things - as well as a combination of some, like my recipe for homemade insecurity pie. Delicious, tangy insecurity pie.

Pies aside, I'm AllOurPrettySongs. That's a long username that holds absolutely no deep meaning to me, but is simply part of the chorus to a Nirvana song I was listening to when I created my account. You can call me Songs, or perhaps Pretty, because that's the easiest way for me to get a compliment. I don't like Piña Colada, or getting caught in the rain. As far as I can tell, I don't have half a brain. But then if I did, I probably wouldn't know. What I do like is music and movies; if you talk to me about old rock/alternative music, I will be your best friend forever, whether you want that or not. The same goes for movies. If you talk to me about eighties horror, stupid horror we can laugh about (sometimes the lines blur), psychological thrillers, or comedies (and most everything else that I can't be bothered to list), I will never leave your side.

So, roleplay. Why did I take so long to get to the main reason we're all here? Because I don't get to talk about myself a lot. It's my time to shine, dammit. Anyway, roleplay. What do I like? What don't I like? Well:

+ Slice of Life! Life of Slice! Of Slice Life! I hope I'm getting my point across. Slice of Life is my thing, and I RP exclusively MxM pairings. Does that mean I can't play other gender and sexuality side-characters? No. No, no. I can do that. No worries. It's just that my main will always be a homosexual male. Does Slice of Life mean that I want fluff all the time? That's another no, because it's unrealistic. There is sadness and conflict in life, as well as other unpleasant emotions and situations. But I don't want something that is really dreary and depressing, because I have my actual life for that. A different way of putting it would be that I enjoy realism, but a reality that could be found in a romantic movie. There's drama, there's conflict, but there's a big dose of sweetness, too.

This is not to say that I don't enjoy a cliché or two. My personal favourite is undoubtedly the Denied Attraction.
"Like them? I can't stand them!" Character A sputters, sweating nervously. "Where did you get that completely insane and crazy idea that I don't loathe them at a molecular level?!"

Ah yeah, that's some good freshly squeezed cliché.

What don't I like? How many more question marks can I get in this bio? Well:

+ Smutty RPs, or any RPs that involve smut. No touchy. Our characters can be in love and hold hands and and whatever it is couples do (shop for lawn gnomes together?), but anything other than that is a no-no.

+ Sci-fi. Don't like it, don't really understand it, can't get into it. I will not be partaking.
+ Medieval. Can't get into it and I'm not good at writing it.
+ Historical. Which is similar to Medieval, I suppose. Same reasons as to why I don't do it. It can be a bit of a grey area, however, as it depends on what you class as historical. I love modern settings, and I classify back to the twenties onwards as modern, but I guess it could be classified as historical? Kinda? Probably not really.

+ Fantasy. Again, another grey area. I'm fine with elements of fantasy, but just straight up fantasy is not for me. Same goes for horror. You want to set it in a terrifying place full of terrifying nightmares? Awesome, that sounds fun. But I want romance in there. How? I don't know. We can put our imagination craniums together and come up with something!

+ Along similar lines: Supernatural. Supernatural elements are fine (ghosts, vampires, werewolves, etc.), but there has to be that romance. Gotta get that romance, people. Just inject it directly into my vein.

What are my rules? Well:

+ As I said up above, I don't do smut. Sorry, my friends.
+ I only RP with people who are eighteen or over, as I fall into that bracket. Makes me more comfortable. If you're younger and just want to talk, that's cool!
+ I write a minimum of four paragraphs. I can go many more if I am inspired and also not on my mobile. I'm sorry if that number fluctuates, but as I said, I'm sometimes on mobile and my poor thumbs cannot handle it. Plus, replies tend to look bigger than they actually are on mobile, so I might think that I've written more than I actually have if I don't look at the character count.

+ Please be able to write just as much as me! If you'd like to write more, then that's great. I would love to read your clever words.
+ Spelling and grammar. Everyone makes mistakes - I make them, you make them (probably?), we all make them. I'd just like it if you could keep the mistakes to a minimum, and I'll do just the same for you!

+ If you don't like the RP, please tell me. We can try and fix it! If you still don't like it, there's no hard feelings. I really hope that you find a plot you enjoy a lot more! Along the same lines, if you don't like how I write, that's okay. Sometimes styles don't mesh well. I'll wish you luck in finding someone who compliments your own writing better!

+ I'm active almost always, though that may not mean so much if we're in different timezones. Regardless, I will get a reply to you each day, unless circumstances make that difficult. Pesky circumstances.

+ OOC chat is fun, and I like it. If you don't really want to talk to me, that's okay, but I might be a bit sad about that. </3
Really though, I'd love it if we could be friends.

I think that's about it! Likely not, this bio will never be left as is. I am never satisfied.
But if you like what you see here now, why not send me a message and we could maybe roleplay? Or even just have a chat. :3

Most Recent Posts

pls
Y’all I am so tired here’s a bump
Bumpbumpbump
Sort of a bump, sort of a nudge
No interest yet? Oh you better believe that’s a bumpin’
Bump!
Oh geez it’s another bump
Bumpppppp
(Imagine there’s a relevant ‘I’m back’ gif here because I just cannot get that shit to work)

And just to put this important point up the top so it’s all centre-stage, I’m going to outline two particular plots I’m wanting but I am definitely wanting to hear any plots or pairings you’re wanting!


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Hey there, everybody!
Do you remember this pretty song-face? Probably not, but basically the story is that I stopped RPing for quite a time, and now I’m feeling like it’d be a good idea to return. I do miss writing and creating and general escapism which is likely unhealthy but I don’t really care, no matter what several qualified medical professionals would probably say.

So, what am I looking for? Well, if you’d look at my bio, you’d certainly get an idea, and it means I don’t have to type a bunch of stuff out! But I will put the most important stuff here, because I am so kind.

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Here’s the first of the plots I’m after - both will be MxM:

It’s the 50s, and ya damn right that there’s greasers!

Character A and Character B are from two different gangs at the local high school. They aren’t exactly the leaders of their gangs but they are are pretty high up there, like second-in-command. They detest each other, pretty much on a molecular level. After an especially unpleasant fight, they are made to work together on a project to hopefully sort out their issues, and if they don’t complete the project, then they are out on their jeans-clad butts.

What will happen when they actually start getting along? What will happen when they start to like each other more than friends? How will they deal with their gangs and societal norms? Drama!

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The second is pretty much Point Break. Like, the early 90s one not the remake, if that’s actually different, I haven’t even seen the remake because I flat out refuse. Why would they remake what is essentially our crowning jewel of cinema? Disgusting.

If you haven’t seen the movie then I strongly recommend that you do, but I will lay out the basics: there is a string of robberies going down at banks, periodically, and the FBI are at a loss - until one suggests that the robbers are actually a crew of surfers. So, they send a young FBI agent to infiltrate and become one of them and basically stop their totally gnarly actions.

It’s very silly and very cheesy and an actual masterpiece and I would love to do a story that is, well, that, but there blossoms a romantic relationship between the leader of the surfy gang and the FBI agent. Oh dear, what a conundrum that will inevitably be. I would like to play the agent.

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Okay, here’s that list of rules and preferred genres and whatnot to help you see whether I’m the right person for that idea, or indeed if you’re someone who’d like to write that tubular surfer story with me:

- My number one rule is that there be no smut. None. There will be family friendly romantic movie situations, but there will be no business time.

- I am over eighteen, and will not write with anyone under eighteen. Even though there’s no smut or anything, I don’t want to be writing with anyone under eighteen because it feels weird and unpleasant and like I’m some weirdo in the bushes.

- I only do MxM pairings, but am fully capable and willing to play a side-character or characters of any and all genders, sexualities, and identities.

- Please gimme some of them sweet paragraphs! I wanna read your beautiful words and be able to give you some beautiful words in return. Obviously there will be shorter posts because there’s always gonna be dialogue rich scenes and times when there’s not much to describe, or times when writing isn’t at top notch quality because of an off day. That’s totally fine, and you’ll get that from me from time to time. But I just want a good, solid story for the both of us. That includes spelling and grammar. Of course I don’t care what you write like in OOC chat.

- I only RP via PMs, seperate PMs. Somewhat related is that I love to talk to my partners! I love to make a friend. I go bonkers in fuckin’ yonkers for friends! So if you’re comfortable, be my bud.

- As I am returning to RP, please be gentle with me, I am rusty. There will also be times where I won’t feel up to RPing and may not be around for a few days, but I’ll always let you know. I’m sorry in advance all the same!

I think that’s the most important stuff covered? Yeah, seems like it. We can discuss more things, in depth, one-on-one.
Hope to hear from you!
Bringing it back like disco, we bump it.
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