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5 days ago
Cockatoos are called that because they’re the screeching double-dicks of the bird world
9 mos ago
Nothing like being rejected by a pet supply shop with the usual ‘the quality of applications was very high’. Not good enough to sell squeaky toys, huh. Awesome.
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9 mos ago
Mental illness? In MY brain? (it’s more likely than you think)
10 mos ago
@lalisaeyo thank you that's a beautiful sentiment x
10 mos ago
@tex amazing, heartfelt, than k u <3 But seriously thanks


Ignoring life for RP like:

This is my bio, where you will find some information on me and what I like to roleplay. You will not find any recipes, nefarious schemes, or insecurities, even though I have a plethora of all those things - as well as a combination of some, like my recipe for homemade insecurity pie. Delicious, tangy insecurity pie.

Pies aside, I'm AllOurPrettySongs. That's a long username that holds absolutely no deep meaning to me, but is simply part of the chorus to a Nirvana song I was listening to when I created my account. You can call me Songs, or perhaps Pretty, because that's the easiest way for me to get a compliment. I don't like Piña Colada, or getting caught in the rain. As far as I can tell, I don't have half a brain. But then if I did, I probably wouldn't know. What I do like is music and movies; if you talk to me about old rock/alternative music, I will be your best friend forever, whether you want that or not. The same goes for movies. If you talk to me about eighties horror, stupid horror we can laugh about (sometimes the lines blur), psychological thrillers, or comedies (and most everything else that I can't be bothered to list), I will never leave your side.

So, roleplay. Why did I take so long to get to the main reason we're all here? Because I don't get to talk about myself a lot. It's my time to shine, dammit. Anyway, roleplay. What do I like? What don't I like? Well:

+ Slice of Life! Life of Slice! Of Slice Life! I hope I'm getting my point across. Slice of Life is my thing, and I RP exclusively MxM pairings. Does that mean I can't play other gender and sexuality side-characters? No. No, no. I can do that. No worries. It's just that my main will always be a homosexual male. Does Slice of Life mean that I want fluff all the time? That's another no, because it's unrealistic. There is sadness and conflict in life, as well as other unpleasant emotions and situations. But I don't want something that is really dreary and depressing, because I have my actual life for that. A different way of putting it would be that I enjoy realism, but a reality that could be found in a romantic movie. There's drama, there's conflict, but there's a big dose of sweetness, too.

This is not to say that I don't enjoy a cliché or two. My personal favourite is undoubtedly the Denied Attraction.
"Like them? I can't stand them!" Character A sputters, sweating nervously. "Where did you get that completely insane and crazy idea that I don't loathe them at a molecular level?!"

Ah yeah, that's some good freshly squeezed cliché.

What don't I like? How many more question marks can I get in this bio? Well:

+ Smutty RPs, or any RPs that involve smut. No touchy. Our characters can be in love and hold hands and and whatever it is couples do (shop for lawn gnomes together?), but anything other than that is a no-no.

+ Sci-fi. Don't like it, don't really understand it, can't get into it. I will not be partaking.
+ Medieval. Can't get into it and I'm not good at writing it.
+ Historical. Which is similar to Medieval, I suppose. Same reasons as to why I don't do it. It can be a bit of a grey area, however, as it depends on what you class as historical. I love modern settings, and I classify back to the twenties onwards as modern, but I guess it could be classified as historical? Kinda? Probably not really.

+ Fantasy. Again, another grey area. I'm fine with elements of fantasy, but just straight up fantasy is not for me. Same goes for horror. You want to set it in a terrifying place full of terrifying nightmares? Awesome, that sounds fun. But I want romance in there. How? I don't know. We can put our imagination craniums together and come up with something!

+ Along similar lines: Supernatural. Supernatural elements are fine (ghosts, vampires, werewolves, etc.), but there has to be that romance. Gotta get that romance, people. Just inject it directly into my vein.

What are my rules? Well:

+ As I said up above, I don't do smut. Sorry, my friends.
+ I only RP with people who are eighteen or over, as I fall into that bracket. Makes me more comfortable. If you're younger and just want to talk, that's cool!
+ I write a minimum of four paragraphs. I can go many more if I am inspired and also not on my mobile. I'm sorry if that number fluctuates, but as I said, I'm sometimes on mobile and my poor thumbs cannot handle it. Plus, replies tend to look bigger than they actually are on mobile, so I might think that I've written more than I actually have if I don't look at the character count.

+ Please be able to write just as much as me! If you'd like to write more, then that's great. I would love to read your clever words.
+ Spelling and grammar. Everyone makes mistakes - I make them, you make them (probably?), we all make them. I'd just like it if you could keep the mistakes to a minimum, and I'll do just the same for you!

+ If you don't like the RP, please tell me. We can try and fix it! If you still don't like it, there's no hard feelings. I really hope that you find a plot you enjoy a lot more! Along the same lines, if you don't like how I write, that's okay. Sometimes styles don't mesh well. I'll wish you luck in finding someone who compliments your own writing better!

+ I'm active almost always, though that may not mean so much if we're in different timezones. Regardless, I will get a reply to you each day, unless circumstances make that difficult. Pesky circumstances.

+ OOC chat is fun, and I like it. If you don't really want to talk to me, that's okay, but I might be a bit sad about that. </3
Really though, I'd love it if we could be friends.

I think that's about it! Likely not, this bio will never be left as is. I am never satisfied.
But if you like what you see here now, why not send me a message and we could maybe roleplay? Or even just have a chat. :3

Most Recent Posts

Oh geez it’s another bump
(Imagine there’s a relevant ‘I’m back’ gif here because I just cannot get that shit to work)

Hey there, everybody!
Do you remember this pretty song-face? Probably not, but basically the story is that I stopped RPing for quite a time, and now I’m feeling like it’d be a good idea to return. I do miss writing and creating and general escapism which is likely unhealthy but I don’t really care, no matter what several qualified medical professionals would probably say.

So, what am I looking for? Well, if you’d look at my bio, you’d certainly get an idea, and it means I don’t have to type a bunch of stuff out! But I will put the most important stuff here, because I am so kind.
I am, actually, looking for one storyline in particular that someone out there might be interested in: it’s pretty much Point Break. Like, the early 90s one not the remake, if that’s actually different, I haven’t even seen the remake because I flat out refuse. Why would they remake what is essentially our crowning jewel of cinema? Disgusting.

If you haven’t seen the movie then I strongly recommend that you do, but I will lay out the basics: there is a string of robberies going down at banks, periodically, and the FBI are at a loss - until one suggests that the robbers are actually a crew of surfers. So, they send a young FBI agent to infiltrate and become one of them and basically stop their totally gnarly actions.

It’s very silly and very cheesy and an actual masterpiece and I would love to do a story that is, well, that, but there blossoms a romantic relationship between the leader of the surfy gang and the FBI agent. Oh dear, what a conundrum that will inevitably be. I would like to play the agent, and it would be an MxM relationship.

That’s my main craving but if anyone has anything else they’d like to suggest, then I’m more than happy to hear the idea! Here’s that list of rules and preferred genres and whatnot to help you see whether I’m the right person for that idea, or indeed if you’re someone who’d like to write that tubular surfer story with me:

- My number one rule is that there be no smut. None. There will be family friendly romantic movie situations, but there will be no business time.

- I am over eighteen, and will not write with anyone under eighteen. Even though there’s no smut or anything, I don’t want to be writing with anyone under eighteen because it feels weird and unpleasant and like I’m some weirdo in the bushes.

- I only do MxM pairings, but am fully capable and willing to play a side-character or characters of any and all genders, sexualities, and identities.

- Please gimme some of them sweet paragraphs! I wanna read your beautiful words and be able to give you some beautiful words in return. Obviously there will be shorter posts because there’s always gonna be dialogue rich scenes and times when there’s not much to describe, or times when writing isn’t at top notch quality because of an off day. That’s totally fine, and you’ll get that from me from time to time. But I just want a good, solid story for the both of us. That includes spelling and grammar. Of course I don’t care what you write like in OOC chat.

- I only RP via PMs, seperate PMs. Somewhat related is that I love to talk to my partners! I love to make a friend. I go bonkers in fuckin’ yonkers for friends! So if you’re comfortable, be my bud.

- As I am returning to RP, please be gentle with me, I am rusty. There will also be times where I won’t feel up to RPing and may not be around for a few days, but I’ll always let you know. I’m sorry in advance all the same!

I think that’s the most important stuff covered? Yeah, seems like it. We can discuss more things, in depth, one-on-one.
Hope to hear from you!
Bringing it back like disco, we bump it.
And it’s another bump!
A bold yet fraudulent claim because I’m, in fact, the worst.
Welcome! If you need any help, don’t hesistate to message me, because I’ve been here a long time, to the point where I’m not sure how to leave and don’t expect I ever will. I also enjoy crying, so we’re already on common ground!
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