Antarctic Termite

got a pound of beef jerky next to me

(✿◠‿◠) nuu huu huu

we have nine planets again!!

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Cpt Toellner said
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If this was for the spelling error, then yes, I realised, shut up

Aliens confirmed

seems legit

My Superpower Wish

Holmishire said I've been mulling it over for years.Also, I've been working on my own personal database of superpowers, so I've done a lot of reading on the subject.

neeeerd q:

WOOT WOOT IT'S ALMOST HALLOWEEN

Cpt Toellner said I usually like doing that at my parent's house, leave a bowl of candy at the front door, when kids grab some and make their way back to the street I come running out of the woods with my chainsaw revving

You mean it's possible to do this without being arrested?

My Superpower Wish

Cpt Toellner said
Something I have always thought of was the power of smoke-manipulation. The power of this ability could range for a mediocre character to a very serious threat, but there can be many applications for the ability to control or generate smoke. The obvious one is creating a smoke-screen, limiting vision and making it difficult to breathe for any enemies. You could also use smoke to deliberately blind or choke a person, make signals/shapes, or just make people high. Some of the high-end powers I have thought up include teleportation and item generation. The teleport is rather restricted, if you see a column of smoke from your current position, you could evaporate into a cloud of smoke and appear from the column seen earlier. Item generation goes in the way that you would be able to craft something out of smoke, and it takes a semi-solid form. Think of robes or armor made out of smoke, that swirl and look all mysterious, or dual swords that leave smoke trails when swung.

I... I think we have a winner.

E:

Holmishire said
I usually debate myself between three particular powers, for various purposes. Though I know I can choose only one, I'll list the three of them, starting with my "first choice" and then continuing on.This is the power that I truly wish I could have, though I fear I might end up losing sight of my original goals with it.This is the ability that I would choose because it is the least likely to change me at a fundamental level, and is useful while not being obviously superhuman to others.This is my "superhero power"; something I'd use if I actually had the intention of fighting evil in a fictional setting. (Note that in reality, I'd choose something far more overpowered, just because I honestly don't want to die. Or more importantly, feel pain.)EDIT: Uhhh, I might have broken some rules. I can rewrite it for you if you want, though dumbing things down isn't my specialty.

I was wrong.

WOOT WOOT IT'S ALMOST HALLOWEEN

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My Superpower Wish

I want to be able to project my spirit into animals and possess them. If this had to be limited to one group in particular, I'd choose arthropods (though that's a pretty huge group). My human body could lie around and sleep while I flew around as a moth or hunted as a spider, and I could use it for getting trapped or pest insects out safely for both of us. Or I could indulge myself and possess a wasp, which would conveniently sting people I dislike. Expanding on this I could probably possess any number of spiders and become an untraceable assassin, but... Neh. Anyway, there'd probably be a range limit.