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8 yrs ago
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8 yrs ago
If you're not trying to romance the Pokemon, what's the fucking point?
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8 yrs ago
Can't help but read 'woah' as a regular 'wuh', but 'whoa' as a deep, masculine 'HOO-AH!'
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8 yrs ago
That's patently untrue. I planted some potassium the other day, and no matter how much I watered it, all I got was explosions.
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9 yrs ago
on holiday for five days. if you need me, toss a rock into the fuckin' desert and I'll whisper in your dreams
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According to the IRC, I'm a low-grade troll. They're probably not wrong.

Most Recent Posts

In Topic 11 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Click here and begin writing an entire recipe in near-invisitext.
Ingredients:
-1 lemon
-3 cups (450g) fresh shelled or frozen broad beans
-450g pkt fresh lasagne sheets, cut into 3cm-thick strips
-1 1/2 cups (230g) fresh shelled or frozen peas
-2 tablespoons finely grated parmesan or vegetarian hard cheese
-1 cup (250g) fresh ricotta
-2 tablespoons extra virgin olive oil
-Shaved parmesan or vegetarian hard cheese, to serve

Method:
Step 1
Use a zester to remove the rind from the lemon. (Alternatively, use a vegetable peeler to peel and from lemon and then use a small sharp knife to remove white pith from rind. Cut rind into very thin strips). Juice the lemon.
Step 2
Cook broad beans in a medium saucepan of salted boiling water for 2 minutes or until just tender. Refresh under cold running water. Drain well. Remove and discard skins.
Step 3
Cook pasta in a large saucepan of salted boiling water until al dente. Drain well.
Step 4
Meanwhile, cook broad beans and peas in a saucepan of boiling water for 2 minutes or until tender. Drain well. Place half the broad beans and half the peas in the bowl of a food processor and process until coarsely chopped. Add parmesan, lemon juice and half the ricotta, and process until just combined. Season with salt and pepper.
Step 5
Combine pasta, remaining broad beans and remaining peas in a large bowl. Crumble over remaining ricotta and gently toss until just combined. Divide among serving bowls. Spoon over broad bean puree. Drizzle with oil. Sprinkle with shaved parmesan and lemon zest. Season with pepper to serve.
In Symbolism 11 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
@Smink Google tells me that Oxy- derives from a Greed word for acridity or sharpness of taste, which actually parallels nicely to the Afrikaans word for the element. 'Suurstof', sour dust.

It looks like early chemists mistook the key element in acids to be Oxygen as opposed to Hydrogen, and named accordingly.
In Symbolism 11 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
I love candles and candle wax shapes but to be bluntly honest with you the only thing I can see that this is symbolic of is menstruation. I am so, so sorry.
In Crunchy Juice 11 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
The same way orange juice with pulp is chewy juice?
In So... 11 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Buy a cheap-ass food-shaped plastic toy. Rub it in real food to improve the scent. Cut a hole in it and fill it with pebbles or something. Pretend to eat it in front of the dog. See what happens and post about it here. i have no idea how dogs work i'm a cat guy
In Challenge 11 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Had to pause at about 20 for volume reasons, but I made it through the whole thing easily without laughter or eye rolls. I'm using a very small screen, though.

Not watching those other videos because I have no inclination to blindness.
@Smink That's terrifying. No fucking wonder my parents forbade me from watching Sesame Street when I was small.
Reminds me of this.
<Snipped quote by The Nexerus>

My curiosity got the better of me and I clicked anyway, but he's right. Don't bother with this.


I should've listened. That said, I'm actually extremely impressed at how they managed to do all that in one smooth shot. I didn't even realise four minutes had passed. I approve.
In (⊙‿⊙✿) 11 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

It's my way of saying that I remember you and have come back for you, Spam Forum. my posts are still shit and will continue to be so for the forseeable future
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