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  • Old Guild Username: Antarctic Termite
  • Joined: 12 yrs ago
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    1. Antarctic Termite 12 yrs ago
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8 yrs ago
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8 yrs ago
If you're not trying to romance the Pokemon, what's the fucking point?
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8 yrs ago
Can't help but read 'woah' as a regular 'wuh', but 'whoa' as a deep, masculine 'HOO-AH!'
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8 yrs ago
That's patently untrue. I planted some potassium the other day, and no matter how much I watered it, all I got was explosions.
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9 yrs ago
on holiday for five days. if you need me, toss a rock into the fuckin' desert and I'll whisper in your dreams
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Bio

According to the IRC, I'm a low-grade troll. They're probably not wrong.

Most Recent Posts

@Mokley the hamster's dead but the wheel is spinning and it's attached to a printing press that says 'loading, please wait'

WHOOPS LOL THERE GOES THE CTRL KEY AS WELL FUCK LOAN COMPUTERS
In Stick Fortress 11 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
>Fuck it, leave the tree before it falls
>Go to the other tree
Taking a while to collate notes from all these posts that've happened in the meantime. The deck got busy fast.

update- my shift key broke. still trying.
<Snipped quote by idlehands>

Probably, but some of it could have been so fun to say. :(


Do it

You're already in TMI Hell, what do you have to lose
In Stick Fortress 11 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
>Continue making a bridge I guess?
In Stick Fortress 11 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
>Continue with Bridge Project
I read the title as 'I am a gross piece of fruit' and in the context of underwear that led to some truly heathen puns

I'm sure this underwear makes the bananas grow. It must be really flatter your melons. I hear pear shapes are popular. Was it fun to pop that cherry

i am going to dessert hell
In Stick Fortress 11 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
>Attempt to use Ray of Frost to build an ice bridge between the two trees
Hiii~~!! Posted^^ Finally! Thanks for patience, err'body ;D


Aaaaand there it is. Here we go, posting in a few hours.

And for the love of deepwater tubeworm titties, guys, please label posts with your location. It's not hard.
In Stick Fortress 11 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
>continue attempting to graft living tree matter to my uterus

>If this is !!absolutely impossible under all circumstances!!, blow a cold breeze over everyone like the convenient air conditioner that I am.
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