Antarctic Termite

Writing up an extensive murder scene for a roleplay like

"I wonder how explosively charcoal dust burns"
"Should I describe this corpse as a tangle of muscles or a mess of tendons?"
"I've been wrong before but I don't think 'the figure crumpled to the ground' is too cliche"
"Hmm maybe I should stick some easily-suppressed thoughts of remorse somewhere at the end"
"This forum doesn't have an age restriction, I wonder if the mods will mind"

Man, I had waaay too much fun with this.

What are your thoughts on hand soap

Like, you get liquid and solid hand soap for a start. Then you get that new type of liquid soap that foams upon being squeezed from the dispenser. Antibacterial soap, sensitive skin soap, cheap soap, cosmetic soap, plus all the different kinds of sculpted and scented solid soaps with inclusions. And then there's public toilet dispenser soap that ranges from really nice smooth foam to little poots of pink gunk that give my finger webs calluses.

What soap do you have now
What soap do you like
tell me

My teeth feel weirdly sharp today

Grinding your teeth generally makes them flatter, so I wouldn't worry about that. That's why those little frills on front teeth are actually a good thing - grinding or bad dental health tends to make them erode over time, which is why kids have them but adults tend not to.

One of my canines is gigantic compared to the rest of my teeth and really sharp, for some reason. And when I say gigantic, I mean it's like twice the size of the equivalent on the other side. It's weird.

@Halo

That's pretty informative, actually. Thank you.

If your teeth grow sharper, it's your body's way to telling you that it desires the blood of your brethren. You must feast on your elder brother ASAP.

@Keyguyperson

why are people suggesting that i bite my brother he's really thin and bony and no amount of marinade can change that

My teeth feel weirdly sharp today

Their points and edges are just a lot more noticeable when I feel them with my tongue. I hope I haven't been grinding in my sleep or anything.

Go on. See how sharp your teeth feel today. It'll be fun.

Shuffle your music player and post the first 10 songs

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NERD.

@DoctorGenesis

Just for you, I did it again and got a really even spread first time.

Hightech Girlfriend - Dunderpatrullen
In the Death Car - Arizona Dream OST
Windfall - TheFatRat (Termite's Recommendation)
Instant Crush - Daft Punk
It's The End Of The World As We Know It - R.E.M.
Sons of War - Two Steps From Hell
Ekko's Theme - League of Legends
Technologic - Daft Punk
Fourteen Residents - OFF OST
Terezi Owns - Homestuck albums

I finished my first day of

Two things confuse me here

-What country starts high school in year 9? Australia recently moved over to starting in seventh year.
-How old is Joe? I didn't expect him to be younger than me. o-o

Tell me your porn star name

mine is Zesty Vinaigrette

...

>Turn away from the window and perform some breathing exercises to calm down your thoughts.
>See if there is a door or anything else in the room.

shitshitshitshitshit

Y-You're the weird kid in the back of the class who just draws pictures of dead bodies all day, aren't you?

@Halo

...I'm not sure if you meant this ironically, but this is true. The drawing bodies bit anyway. They're usually not dead. Often they're also clothed. Mostly it's just monster designs, though.

I can dig up my sketches from last Thursday or so if you want to compare?

shitshitshitshitshit

The day has come when someone else has used my username independently on another site (it came in 2013, apparently, but I didn't see that). And it was a short-lived Twitter account. And one of the last tweets before it was abandoned was a degrading comment about female appearance that I don't want to be associated with. Damn.

twitter.com/rennyjesus34

This wasn't an interesting thread, but you can discuss placentas if you want, placentas are pretty cool.