As fresh as the cadaver of a beached whale decomposing on the shoreline over the course of several months.
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- Old Guild Username: Antarctic Termite
- Joined: 12 yrs ago
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8 yrs ago
If you're not trying to romance the Pokemon, what's the fucking point?
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8 yrs ago
Can't help but read 'woah' as a regular 'wuh', but 'whoa' as a deep, masculine 'HOO-AH!'
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8 yrs ago
That's patently untrue. I planted some potassium the other day, and no matter how much I watered it, all I got was explosions.
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9 yrs ago
on holiday for five days. if you need me, toss a rock into the fuckin' desert and I'll whisper in your dreams
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According to the IRC, I'm a low-grade troll. They're probably not wrong.
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I'm sorry, but... I don't believe in life after youth.
Alternatively,
Alternatively,
I just hit the random post button on my tumblr and this came up
Seeing this and knowing that for months now I've been active in cheesy 1x1 on a dragon-themed adoptables website- I'm starting to think that all these spam residents who don't roleplay on the Guild anymore still have side projects running.
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I ran in front of three cars today and guess which one nearly hit me?
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11 yrs ago
Forum: Spam Forum
The car that fucking raced around a back street corner by clipping over the fucking sidewalk I was casually strolling down. That fucking one.
I'm so angry. You're going to have to slow down in another five seconds to turn into the main road anyway? Fuck you and your shitty red 80s car.
For anyone worried about me being a hazard to society by running in front of cars: I always make sure there's a safe distance and that they aren't moving too quickly. Which is more courtesy than this guy showed.
I'm so angry. You're going to have to slow down in another five seconds to turn into the main road anyway? Fuck you and your shitty red 80s car.
For anyone worried about me being a hazard to society by running in front of cars: I always make sure there's a safe distance and that they aren't moving too quickly. Which is more courtesy than this guy showed.
Is there any chance of taxidermy?
If not, are you going to set up a little memorial somewhere?
If not, are you going to set up a little memorial somewhere?
Your score: 259 CPM (that is 52 WPM)
eeeehhhhhhhhhim not too disappointed i guess.
eeeehhhhhhhhhim not too disappointed i guess.
Well, it got my gender and orientation right, as well as pretty neatly summed up what's left of my religious views.
On the other hand, it's telling me that I'm ten years older than I am and can't decide if I'm liberal or conservative. Also, it thinks I'm an art student and doesn't pick up at all that I'm into biology.
Still, this is some really nice perspective on how social networking and stuff views you. I like it.
On the other hand, it's telling me that I'm ten years older than I am and can't decide if I'm liberal or conservative. Also, it thinks I'm an art student and doesn't pick up at all that I'm into biology.
Still, this is some really nice perspective on how social networking and stuff views you. I like it.
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