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8 yrs ago
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8 yrs ago
If you're not trying to romance the Pokemon, what's the fucking point?
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8 yrs ago
Can't help but read 'woah' as a regular 'wuh', but 'whoa' as a deep, masculine 'HOO-AH!'
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8 yrs ago
That's patently untrue. I planted some potassium the other day, and no matter how much I watered it, all I got was explosions.
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9 yrs ago
on holiday for five days. if you need me, toss a rock into the fuckin' desert and I'll whisper in your dreams
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According to the IRC, I'm a low-grade troll. They're probably not wrong.

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None that i'm sure about, but it's kind of poor form to post twice before somebody who hasn't even posted once gets in.


Given that there's literally a single sentence of inter-character interaction in both of those posts put together, I think it's fair enough.

Nothing has actually happened except that a character has moved position into somewhere less secluded, caught a fleeting glimpse of some others, and then said hi. Length is not an indicator for story progress; Nor is the frequency of posts in an exchange. Two characters in a personal conversation may swap three posts each in the same amount of in-game time a different character far away from them uses in one.

Nobody is getting left behind.
Kei Wentz

Something flapped past in a red silhouette, blinking through the gap of the street in the side of Kei's vision. She skidded to her feet. Sudden movements like that caught her eye much more than they had a year ago.

Red coat, black sleeves, I've seen that before. And a day-seizing, bristlingly confident run. Kei swung herself back onto the road, but the girl had gone. So has the witch she was after. Speak of the devil, hey? Stretch; There might be a need to run along, to try and smooth over any unwanted attention. Mary seemed to know what she was doing witchwise. It was people that still gave her the occasional problem, although she could stride through an impolite gaze without missing a beat. Somehow. Still, when Kei set off on the trail, she kept her eyes open and her jog brisk; Even the most loosely acquainted company was better than nothing, and maybe- Psht, yeah right, maybe, she could be persuaded to share the Seed. Maybe sometimes, even God felt generous.

She hadn't had a chance to see the pursuer's face, but she felt comfortable assuming that Mary was the only Girl in the city with a costume like that, and the gall to sprint after a witch in the open in full gear. The seed of doubt only started to root in her head when someone else, a second body, flicked into the sun and passed on ahead of her, hurrying on the same trail. For a moment, a forward-facing ray of light caught her eye.

"Hej!" It was Kei's most comfortable Polish word, given that it was homophonous with the English one and meant pretty much the same thing, too. A bit too casual, maybe, but damned if she was about to reveal how jittery the rest of her Polish was just to hail someone on a street, even an unfamiliar Magical Girl.

Besides, the second girl was most likely another bilingual immigrant. No one else would wear school uniform and bag on a festival. Is she trying to keep Mary out of trouble? I'll try and get her digits if I catch up. Or, well, not. Maybe the student didn't even own a phone. Well, she certainly wouldn't pick up when she was running like that.

Realisation dawned that there really wasn't any need for her to keep following, several seconds after she had actually stopped. A double hunt. There would be no room to share anyway. Mary- It was her, right?- already had a tagalong, and both of them had a long head start. Kei spun on her ankle on the paved old street, churning with indecision. She wanted to follow. Really. She wanted to see the new girl's face and watch whatever relationship she had with the familiar-looking girl in red, but hadn't she already committed to letting this run go?

"Uuunh. Fuck." Kei kicked the ground and stamped angrily, deliberately away from the witchcall. The tension she'd relieved seconds earlier wound itself back up in her ankles, drove her forward, back up along the mainstreet, head down. Fine, then! She'd find someone else to play with. And... Maybe practice a little retail therapy first. Something sweet and selfish.

Joining the queue of a stand alongside a row of others, she tasted hot sugar on the air. Misgivings rose imperceptibly when she saw the familiar shape of the caramel someone was nibbling at, then grew conscious as the swell of people thinned out and she heard a voice, a real, recognisable laugh in a tone she'd only seldom heard but would never mistake. Oh. No. Uh oh. Whoops. Confusion bubbled, and when she finally looked Mary in the face, the real Mary Beth, it swelled into a crescendo and popped into uncertainty.

The wrong girl. There was another Magical Girl in a bright red coat in Danzig, and she'd chased the wrong girl.

"Dzień dobry," she pronounced carefully, trying her utmost to make the more formal greeting sound fluent and friendly, "I need to consult you for something." Kei's eyes flicked to see if anyone else was listening. She didn't want to be too loud, to be heard too much, to sound like just another mundane part of the crowd. Maybe Mary would understand her need to sound good. Or, well, maybe not. She was a puzzle.

Sheepishly, Kei also pushed two eagle-stamped coins over the counter and tapped a jar.
I'm going to try and decide between roleplaying and passing tomorrow's maths test, make some bad life choices, and then write up another post. Gimme a few hours.

I can't actually follow what the hell the first paragraph is talking about.


Me neither. (¬‿¬)

That entire sheet is actually just a really protracted, abstract kind of shitpost.
Hard bass thread.

I'm well aware, but I had a load of fun. I still want to do some cool shit around the cathedral now that the idea is there. The inspiration, again, is take it or leave it- Either way it helps us start kicking around ideas for what scenery we can all write into the background rather then leave the city not only appropriately unspecified, but also entirely vague.

The memes have been in my sheet since the very start, though, so you could've dropped that note earlier.
Ok so I decided not to assign specific locations to any characters because that might feel restrictive and make it harder for us to meet each other spontaneously but I still drew a close-ish-to-real-life map of Danzig's historical city center and WOW GUYS EXPLORING EUROPE IN GOOGLE EARTH IS FUN?? GDANSK IS REALLY PRETTY?

Anyway here's the scrap map. And here.


Put yourselves wherever you want, depart from the actual geography of the city as much as you want, it doesn't actually matter.

The main things to note about what Danzig's city centre is like is that the space between the railway and the river is full of touristy old buildings and roads exclusively for walking, and there are in fact a bunch of side-streets, many of which lead to small parks. To the east is a maze of canals, if anyone ever sends their character there. Northwards lies a major river and then the Baltic.

The cathedral is St. Mary's Church and it's absolutely huge, so if you want dramatic rooftop views, they're just two roads away; There's also what I think is a university on the other end of the same road that's not as tall but I think has a wider, flatter roof for duelling on. don't look at me i'm not an architect

There's a long street bounded on both sides by elaborate gates that's wide and full of tourist attractions, nicknamed the Royal Road, that I'm assuming is our parade route. It looks cramped in but the scale is fairly big, so there's plenty of space to sneak around north and south of it. On its east side there's a bridge over the big canal, on the west there are highways and railways.

Go nuts, everyone. Goodnight.
@The book of bad juju

well i mean yea

that is the thing i just volunteered to do

but u can do it too if ya want
@The book of bad juju This is relevant for when I'm tinkering with character sheets, but I'm thinking more about making the next post funkier and fresher than fiddling about with the stuff I've already tapped up unless there's actually a continuity issue. Read what one writes, leave it hanging in the air, bring it over to the next thing.

I'm gonna wait until another few magical girls show up to intro and then see if I can get a rough locations map up based on everyone's descriptions.
Don't worry too much about it. Nobody's expecting war and peace from you, and everybody's so worried about the quality of their own posts to care about yours.


I like to take note of my own flaws so that I can compare and improve them, though. I'm worried about the quality of my own posts because I want to feel good about my own writing, same as everyone else.
I don't remember giving you permission to RUIN my LIFE with your RAINBOW-GLAZED WET RABBIT SHITS

Also, the sun is a fiery disc of hatred this week in Australia and even the rocks are sweaty and gross.
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