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8 yrs ago
If you're not trying to romance the Pokemon, what's the fucking point?
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8 yrs ago
Can't help but read 'woah' as a regular 'wuh', but 'whoa' as a deep, masculine 'HOO-AH!'
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8 yrs ago
That's patently untrue. I planted some potassium the other day, and no matter how much I watered it, all I got was explosions.
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9 yrs ago
on holiday for five days. if you need me, toss a rock into the fuckin' desert and I'll whisper in your dreams
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According to the IRC, I'm a low-grade troll. They're probably not wrong.

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In all honesty, I had more fun writing Ilunabar's wiki entry than writing some of my latest posts/collabs. I really need to get through my current bog of stale posts, and be able to make some nice stuff again.


I'd say skip to the end, cut out everything that isn't a particular exciting scene that you had in mind. If you're having fun and the writing's flowing, then story and exposition don't matter nearly so much, so long as what you have is consistent.

Happy writers make for good writing.

It was what Belvast was going to make, but alas.


I feel like this can still be a thing, especially seeing as Belvast never left.

Any ideas on the hero hangout? Did Belvast portal a cozy bar into a pocket dimension and then forget about it? Or maybe it's just a perfectly regular bar he recommended to some heroes and demis and unofficially becomes their speakeasy? Bonus points for accessibility via portal somehow. Invite-only, of course.
Me? Come up with something? Hah. Normies.

Battle of the Tempest it is.
Hey, do we have a lore name for the village battle? I feel like the participants wouldn't have called it that.
Now that he had crossed through the city from end to end, making some necessary purchases (and many unnecessary ones) and delivering some important reports (not all of them, but some), Dabbles continued on his way to the lens grove in the nearby jungle.

When the land had been cleared by a mysterious hero companion of Lifprasil, certain outcrops had been neatly cleaved flat, leaving a smooth stone surface level with the soil. The only greenery to appear on these beds of volcanic stone were tufts of moss and resilient grasses, unless earth was brought in to cover the space. Of course, not all trees are green.

Alefpria's population was so prodigious that its undead supported not only the largest orchard of lens in the Ironheart region, but travelled with the herds to sustain many others beyond. Here the trading folk converged and their Sculptor companions came and went from the city, exchanging strange idols and masks and clothes for goods of such eccentricity that they may as well have been giving away their work at random.

The herds themselves dealt in rather more practical things- Bronze tools and eyeglasses, instruments of string and percussion, pottery, wagons and howdahs. All these things were crafted in Alefpria specifically for Urtelem, whose proportions are heavier, and fingers not nearly so deft. In return, the city was enriched with not only strong labour but also goods from throughout the Ironhearts and beyond, from Rulanah and Shalanoir (though the Quara are prodigious travellers in their own right, and only a fool underestimates how far a troll will go for a good deal).

One of the most important things they brought, of course, was news.

"Hello, Maker!" said Dabbles, homing on the telepathic clicks and taps of the Sculptor.

'So many faeries have danced and died on these jungle hills, and still you remain in Alefpria,' signed Three Rosettes, the tripod creature of flowering black haematite and amethyst crown. 'You hide many things under that fabric cocoon. I cannot see them, but you do.'

"Oh, please! Not so rude!" answered Dabbles haughtily, rapping his hand against a twisted stone limb. 'Hello, Banyan Roots!' he signed, his stumps working at an absurd pace to compensate for his lack of fingers.

The Banyan Root herd gestured back pleasantly as they chewed on glass stems and silicone sap, inquiring about the city's constant growth, about Father Dominus and the court of Lifprasil, about earthquakes, and, of course, whether he was interested in the first pick of their wares.

It was time to exchange some more coin.

Urts do not charge high, but they are incredibly resistant to haggling, and having to commission much of their own purchases, have a great deal of use for currency. This herd bore herbs and fine marble from the Metera Valley, among other goods of peculiarly advanced craftsmanship. Dabbles learned many things from them that the whispers of their Jvanic friends neglected to mention. The Meterans, it seemed, were on their way up.

A handful of trinkets had disappeared into Dabbles's bulging cloaks before Three Rosettes delivered perhaps the strangest news of all.

'Old Walker wandered into Metera a year ago, and has yet to wander their way out,' signed the Sculptor, quiet and calm, as if only speaking to see Dabbles's reaction. But Dabbles is an observant fellow, and he did not miss the excitement beneath that stony skin that soon became his own.

"Why, Old Walker? They of the rufous feathers? They of the white mask and four deft hands? Old Walker?"

'As surely as the rainflowers bloom after a storm,' answered Three Rosettes, 'with a young goddess in their arms and the mystery ever fresh in their eyes. Her name is Chiral Phi, and Old Walker, say the people of the meadow, is her Prophet.'

"Ye gods, Maker! Whyever did you not sing this to me before? I've almost a mind, dare I be so bold, as to travel there myself and see the truth for myself!"

'I've been doting on moonshadows, and the colour of fresh soil,' signed Three Rosettes simply. 'Besides, you will not travel. Something ties you here, Dabbles.'

"Well, sir, perhaps you have considered that I may be preoccupied with the Most Significant Duties of captaincy on the largest ship in the world, under commission for the grandest army to walk its face? Good day, Maker!"

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I'd say accident on stage, but it's probably more likely that she has a stroke in her nineties or something
Having tied up his dingy on the docks, Dabbles hopped onto the cobbled street and began his stroll.

"Hello, sir!" he called to a man playing panpipes, and tossed him a small copper coin from his purse. "Hello, madam!" he greeted a woman selling dried guava on the side of the street, passing a silver over the counter as the yellowed fruits disappeared into his hood. "Hello, child!" he said to a young Lifprasilian looking hungrily at the food on display, and shared copper with him, too.

Everywhere he went, Dabbles was quick to pass out a little silver and copper to whomever his keen gaze saw was in need of it. Lifprasil's commission had been more than generous, and Dabbles saw no reason not to make the world a brighter place for it. Soon enough he was on his way uphill on the city's outskirts, leaving a trail of coins and hellos in his wake.

All of a sudden, a rumbling began to shake its way down the street. Some citizens looked up, startled, and began to shuffle away, but Dabbles followed the sound, thrilled.

"Hello, Tira!"

"Nyuuuum!" yelled Tira as she whizzed past, crouched on a plank of laminated balsa. She stood with a kick and flipped the plank onto its end, holding it by the front, bringing the wheels into view. "Iya, Dabbels!"

Dabbles admired his bronzework on the wheel bases, easily as impressive as the 'synthwork in the wheels themselves. They'd held up to Tira admirably, which was saying something. Lakshmi had said something about the dangers of literally rolling down a hill on wheels, and had probably meant that as a warning to stop, so Dabbles had fitted her with half a coconut for a helmet, plus some kneecaps and elbow pads. She looked a treat, if he did say so himself.

"Pray tell, where are you off to now?"

Tira clapped her hands and laughed mischievously, taking the moment pull a waterskin off her back and have a sip, then stowed it away along with her knife, cup, and other trinkets. Her burns shone vivid red in the sunlight.

"That so? Do enjoy it, dear. Make sure to get home before sundown!"

She rolled her eyes and stepped onto the plank. "Owt-iya, Dabbels!" she grinned, pushing off with one foot and zooming back down the street.

"Goodbye, Tira!" said Dabbles.

He was glad he hadn't given her any coins. Gods knew that girl could wreak enough havoc as it was. What a disaster it would be if she ever got her hands on anything of real value.

Perish the thought.

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It was early afternoon, high time for Dabbles to enjoy his walk through Alefpria.

Of course, for the sake of all the plants that needed light and rain, Father Dominus no longer anchored above the city. Indeed, due to the amount of fuel required to resist gravity indefinitely, the living vehicle was not actually hovering at all. Faced with the question of where to park such a colossal edifice of divine willpower, Dabbles had settled on the perfect solution, one with both space and hydrogen available in spades. And, after all, aren't ships meant to stay in harbours?

Dabbles descended down about a hundred metres of rope ladder to his dingy, and happily picked up the oars. "Hello, fellow captain!" he said, waving to the barge that had not long ago been the largest vessel in Alefpria.

The captain looked down miserably at the lump of blankets in the dingy, then up at the mountainous Ark, then down again, raising his palms without a word and looking like a man lost.

"Goodbye, fellow captain!" said Dabbles, paddling away.

The man pulled a gourd of wine from his jacket and took a swig.

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@Antarctic Termite @poog the pig

You know how Tauga is having emotional problems? You know who would be the best person to fix that? The demigod of emotion, Lifprasil. And Lifprasil happens to be heading to where Tauga is, and has received a personal recommendation from Teknall regarding Tauga.

You're welcome.


Shockingly, the idea has occurred to us before! Or at least to me. Not sure about Poog. We might've spoken about it I forget.

There are a few issues. The first is that Tauga damn well knows that Heartworm's investment is the only reason she's alive and has the power to fight for Xerxes (for however long that lasts, battle collab when?), and it stands to lose if she malfunctions. Not feeling is in Tauga's job description, and without that she's just a liability. She's not going to risk her existence by making herself into a walking, talking, salvage opportunity for the Emaciator.

More interestingly, there's an ethical dilemma. The Blowfly of today is a far cry from the Tauranga Mason of yesteryear. Is it really right to erase someone who is for the sake of someone who was? Or if Tauga is to have emotions rebuilt from the ground up, what should they look like? Whose call is that to make? In adding to Tauga's psyche emotions that are no longer native to it, are you really treating her any better than Heartworm did? (I mean, strictly from a psychological point of view. Otherwise that's a reeeeally low bar to hit.)

Tauga herself doesn't regret what she is. If she did, she'd be unsuitable for her job. Her lenses might be rose-tinted to the point where she can no longer see the bloodstains on their surface, but, ultimately, she's only looking at the past because the present is growing darker by the day and she needs somewhere better to pull it to.
Next it was time for Dabbles to go talk to his friends in the aviary.

Himpledonk shuffled excitedly as they walked along to the far end of the great creature's belly. The hem of Dabbles's coverings rippled oddly as the portly Sculptor glided over the floor. "Do be patient, my dear, only a little longer," he instructed kindly, and in short order they reached a valve that Dabbles had marked with a small wooden sign, a bird on it inscribed.

"Hello, friends!" said Dabbles.

"COO-ROO-OO-ROO!" said four hundred and fifty-nine pigeons.

"Why, what an excitable lot you are today!"

Dabbles trundled along to one of several large canvas sacks set against the wall. The aviary was an adapted airlock, or perhaps a small hangar; Whatever its origins, with the help of some Sweethearts it had soon become a place of warmth, comfort, perches, seed, and guano. "Hello, Lillidop," said Dabbles to the technician currently occupied with sweeping the last of the night's birdshit into a pot to be sent to Alefpria's farmers and botanists. "Hello, Runko, hello, Jonglebongle," said Dabbles to the two pigeons seated on its head. The trio hooted and cooed at him respectively, and went back to their own conversation, which Dabbles refrained from interrupting.

This, too, was an important job, and Dabbles carefully refilled each basin of seed or water, inspected the wounds of those rowdy males who had pecked one another over a mate ("Shame on you, Pirrippadoo! You should know better than this!"), and checked each nesting-box for new eggs. There were seven eggs in four different clutches, and Dabbles congratulated the parents proudly.

In the end, though, it was time to leave. Dabbles had many friends here, but he also had friends outside, and in all the fuss around the Cosmic Knights, he had not seen them in several days.

"Goodbye, friends!" said Dabbles, leaving Himpledonk on a perch with one last stroke of her cheek.

"Coor-oo-oor-oo," said Jonglebongle, leaving a feather and a gift on the Sweetheart's head.

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