anxiouscat

You can't say that in public!!!

It is perfectly acceptable for parents to want a little time away from their children.

You can't say that in public!!!

Sometimes the voices tell me I should follow my dream and knife every single person I hate until they're dead… and then teabag their bodies… and then blow up their corpses… and then incinerate what's left and use it for fertilizer. :3

@Otaku95

That's some dark shit man.

You can't say that in public!!!

The people that are pissed about Rey's parents obviously don't understand what symbolism is.

And Pizzeria Simulator is a terrific send-off for the FNAF franchise.

Don't know why this has taken me so long to do....

@Odin Not that kind of furry!

Don't know why this has taken me so long to do....

Thank you every one!!

You can't say that in public!!!

What do you get when you inject human DNA into a goat?

LOLZ

Banned from the petting zoo!

Why do basic bitches only count using odd numbers?

LOLZ

CAUSE THEY CAN'T EVEN

What's the difference between a gay guy and a refrigerator?

LOLZ

The fridge doesn't fart when you pull the sausage out!!

I'm going to get in trouble for this one....

Don't know why this has taken me so long to do....

Hahahahah, POOHEAD....I love it. So much.

So that was weird.

I'm an Uber/Lyft driver and I picked up this couple who, apparently, were so drunk they forgot they already knew each other. Out of no where the guy asks his GF/SO "So, do you do anal?" So that was weird.

enjoy your last minutes of free internet

I think the senate still has to vote on it; and most of them want to keep it (or so they say). Just spam call your peeps!!! Your opinion DOES matter.

If it does get through; there's no money to be made by making these things a luxury.

Please help!

Seeking something WoW related!!

Currently seeking partners for something WoW related. I have part of a plot in mind for a (OC) Draenei (F)/(OC) Blood Elf (M). Looking for someone for the Blood Elf. Also willing to pair (OC) Troll (F) with any alliance race. Message me for more details!

Hello! Looking for a partner or two for a possible many different reasons. I do have real life obligations, so while I do have a decent amount of time to spend on the site, there may be days where I won't be on at all or will only be able to be on long enough to check things. There also might be points in time where I might be gone for more than one day at a time. I won't always be able to catch these, so just try to be patient.

I'm into a wide variety of things; so if you don't see anything you're looking for feel free to ask about it. I don't have anything set in stone for a lot of these. With that being said, I do enjoy a good collaboration with my partners to come up with something we will both enjoy. I do enjoy a good romance, but it is not required. Also, I'm pretty flexible when it comes to my characters' genders, and gender pairings.

It's a question that's going to come up, so I'll just address it here. I am okay with smut and fading to black. If we do include the smut, my only request is that you respect my limits and I'll respect yours. I am also good with with doing more smut than story if that's something you're after.

Also, please pay attention to the header at the beginning of this post. It will contain what kind of RP I'm looking for.

Reopen for Business!

Genres
Fantasy
Horror
Superhero
Fandoms

Fandoms
What We Do In the Shadows
Harry Potter (Just the universe, but in a different time period.)
Marvel (OC characters based in the universe)

Dragon Age (Origins, 2, Inquisition)

I would prefer to stick with OCs for this.
Mage X Templar
Orlesian Noble X Servant
Ferelden Noble X Elven Servant
Displaced Ferelden X Free Marcher

Final Fantasy XIV

Need someone willing to take the role of any one of the lovely characters listed below:
G'raha Tia
(I have multiple ideas for this character, so please ask. Not going to list any spoilers here!)
Emet-Selch
Aymeric de Borel
Estinien Wyrmblood
Ardbert
Urianger Augurelt
Haurchefant Greystone

I will b taking the role of a female Warrior of Light, any race you want!

Pairings
Master X Slave/servant
Human X Vampire/werewolf/demon
Kidnapper X Victim
Hunter X Bounty
Royal X Peasant (same kingdom or enemy kingdom)
Husband X Wife (Arranged Marriage plot. Would like to start the story before the marriage and lead up to it. Any time period will do.)
Male Anthro X Human Female

Songs That I Would Like to Base Plots On (More to come!!)
Yellow Light
King and Lionheart
(Have an idea for this one. Kind of.)
Hello My Old Heart
40 Day Dream
(The idea I have for this is very literally about a dream)
Ghost

Established Ideas

Cassandra's Match Making Service

This is a modern, slice of life plot.

Do you believe in love at first sight?
Tired of being alone on Friday nights? Looking to fill that void in your heart and in your life?
But don't want to waste your time with expensive dating sites? Or nights out?
If so Cassandra's Match Making Service speed dating event would be great for you!

The two characters would meet at a speed dating service. And would feel a pretty strong connect with each other. They're matched together in the end and decide to see where things lead. But with an age difference and a child from a previous relationship, [Insert male name here] worries that things might get more than just a little complicated.

Looking for someone to take the male role for this one. Unfortunately, I do have a couple of requirements for him. It's mostly just a way to add some drama to the story in the future. Since slice of life RPs can get pretty boring without any of that. Anything else is up to you! If you are interested and there is anything specific you would like for the female role feel free to let me know. Just to keep it fair, but keep within reason as well.

Friend or Foe

This goes along with the Royal x Peasant pairing.

Two Kingdoms at war. The royal families join their soldiers on the battle field.

During a particularly brutal battle, the prince/princess of one kingdom is lost. The king/queen calls for a retreat upon the discovery. There is no time to search before hand, to retrieve a body if necessary. A search party is sent out eventually, but they find nothing. Because...

During a scavenging trip through the battlefield a young man/woman, a commoner of the opposite kingdom, finds the prince/princess near a pile of their fallen foes. The commoner is a person society has turned away from for reasons that can be discussed during the planning stages of the RP. The young man/woman takes the prince/princess away from the battlefield, their intentions not-so innocent at first. The original plan is to get the prince/princess well enough to travel, then turn them in. Things change however during the time the two characters spend together.

Changeling

Don't have to terribly much for this one hashed out yet. Looking for more of a collaborative effort.

So character A is a nanny brought on by character B to look after Character B's young child after the death of Character B's spouse. Character B is pretty well off. Nice big house, older and passed down through the family. A pretty straight forward job. Keep the house clean and look after the child. Normal, right?

Except there's something living in the house that isn't quite human. Character B's child knows of the presence, but can't give a clear explanation of what it looks like when asked.

Like I said, not too much of this hashed out yet. Just need someone to take the role of character B.

Western Fantasy

I don't have a set plot for this, but I do have the setting in mind.

Either in the American Midwest or a area similar to it in a world of our creation. But with fantasy elements added to it. This mostly being the creatures from Native American lore are real. Including some other folk lore things from that era.

Feel free to either post on this thread or shoot me a PM. Either is fine.

I am also willing to work in small groups, no more than 3 or 4 people, so if you see something you like that you think would work better with a small group and want to bring someone else in, let me know!