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4 yrs ago
Current Okay, let's give it a goo
5 yrs ago
I want to write, but don't ever seem to have the drive anymore. Every time I come back to this place and pop in to see how things are going, I want to come back. But I just can't seem to stick around.
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6 yrs ago
At this point I think it’s safe to say I hate college, since I’m in my graduating semester with 6 classes, but I’m also pretty anxious about whatever will happen once I’m finally done.
7 yrs ago
That last month of the semester hit me real hard, but so begins the recovery process. I just want to chill out for a bit without having to think about another academic paper...
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7 yrs ago
Haha yeet all you fams listen up; smash that futhamuckin like button and hit them haters in their pig-ass faces with a DEEP DISH DABBERONI PIZZAAAAA
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Bio

It's been 4 years so I may as well put something in here, right?

I tend to enjoy worlds verging on the bleaker side of things, not really sure why. I like 'em gritty and somewhat grounded, with a reasonable amount of realism (fun takes priority though, ofc). I guess I just like having a sense that defeat is right around the corner, though overwhelming odds are always best saved for those wonderful moments when everyone feels like a total badass regardless of victory or defeat.

I've really wanted to find an RP set in the worlds of Red Dead, Hunt: Showdown, For Honor, the Metro series, and a few others I can't remember at the moment. Any time I look I come up empty-handed, but I'd still like to find one.

Most Recent Posts

Kill them with Kindness! And possibly Boobies!


I'd like boobies.
Hey @TheDarkTemplar@ArkmageddonCat John and Pariah are working together right? Just wondering cause Pariah never mentioned John unless I missed it which is extremely possible as I am super tired and totally ignoring my brain which is screaming, "Go to sleep!!!!"


Pariah mentioned John, John did not mention Pariah.

John is almost always in the field.

But they are or will be teamed up.
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Holy shit? Does this mean we get to hang with the cool RPers?


Idk you were the one they @mentioned. How come you didn't know?
Woah, guys! I never knew we were Current and Cool!

http://www.roleplayerguild.com/topics/83296-rpgn-ver-7-12-15/ooc#post-2827168

...Was I the only one who didn't know?
*Grabs a cookie UFO and eats it.*

You've played right into my hands~


RUN AWAY! RETREAT! SCATTER!

*the cookie UFOs swarm around in panic*
@ArkmageddonCat

Whatever.

My real weakness is cookies. You should give me some.


*Arrives with an army of cookie UFOs*

BOW DOWN TO MEEEE!
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Iss poifick


Faaantasmal!

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Silly! My real life incarnation is immune to boring sunlight. =p


...sun's coming out as any minute now...just you wait...
Well, I love the darkness, so...


You could use a little sunlight. *opens windows to reveal a dystopian world where the skies are clouded and people are gunned down in the streets*

...Hm...the sun will come out any minute now...
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Dude that got real dark real fast


Thank you. I tried.

Is that a problem?
John was walking along on the sidewalk, his right eye was bandaged and appeared to be swollen, and he was carrying a box full of chocolate bars. He had spent the previous day using his gift to track down a few Gifted, and was eventually lead to an orphanage. Today - he had put on a bandage to cover his eye, using some meat from a hamburger to make it look swollen, and had gone to buy some chocolate bars for the kids at the orphanage. Kids like chocolate right? Never mind that, it doesn't matter, I just need to get them to trust me...at least enough to tell me their powers...then I can just take away the ones with lethal gifts...that's all I care about...

He approached the front door to the orphanage, took a deep breath, and rang the doorbell. He then heard distant screaming and a few gunshots as he waited, cringing with each crisp "pop". This world has gone to hell...I'm just trying to get by... He thought, looking off to where he heard the gunshots come from. John then felt a surge of information rush into his mind, and his body began to shake as if he had felt a chill. There were a bunch of kids all sitting at a table, and there were a bunch of presents and there was a cake in front of a young girl, with brown hair and green eyes...her parents stood to either side behind her chair as they all sang happy birthday. Her father was wearing an officer's outfit, with a D.M.A. badge. The little girl then blew out her candles, and everyone cheered...but then, one of the other kids screamed and pointed at the little girl...her left eye had suddenly turned from green to bright pink. Her parents looked in disbelief, then suddenly the father grabbed her and pulled her into another room as the mother began to cry "Not my baby!"...and then..."BANG"

The vision ended suddenly, and John held his hand up to his head and cringed. To anyone else, he would appear to be reliving a nightmare.

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