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Ryūnoko Keodis



Cleaning up is always the worst part of these "visits." The Lords and Consorts let the prestige of sitting at Michikatsu's right and left hands go to their head, and forget that physical power isn't the end-all be-all of strength. So, when they inevitably step out of line, and start playing with something ol' Oyajiji thinks works just fine, well, he has to slap them down a little to remind them not to touch his stuff. Too bad a "light slap" for a Yatsuchizuki is enough to cause a pressure wave so powerful, it detonated every sealed container in the building. Glasses? Shattered. Freezer? Blown open like a tin can. The repository of old, famous, vintage sake downstairs? Blown apart and wetting the floorboards.
"Alright, you lot know the drill. Code White is in effect, get this place cleaned up. Zanzi, take stock of what survived. Moro, take the Akimichi twins and get Ryoshu's newest gift in with the others at 9 Points. God knows this place will be razed in a week if we display a dead Hashira in a Meeting Ground. Parmis, check in with the other locations, and tell them I'll be unavailable for.... ahhh, say 3 days. Himiko, you're on replacement duty. Find where we can restock the good stuff, because I know I had a 1300 Sudo Honke vintage. Take whatever money you need, I'll make sure we aren't footing the bill for this. Petryov, Rengoku, you're with me."
Surprisingly, most of my workers are normal humans. Aware of the nighttime dance, sure, but they aren't all demons or rogue slayers. They get paid good money to do their jobs, not blab, and not question the mass property damage. With that being said, there are still quite a few demons in my employ. Petryov, for example, is a Russian immigrant who got converted after running from the USSR and getting capped for it. His art is a warping art, where if he has a good visualization and location, he can create a portal between here and there. The best taxi service you've ever seen, I swear. Best of all, he makes me able to communicate nigh-instantly, anywhere, securely, skipping the mail system.


To Lord Michikatsu Tsugikuni, formerly Upper Moon 1 Kokushibo, Oyabun of the Kyushu Yakuza, Sole Lord of Takamagahara, Demon King, Oyajiji, and about a million other titles both you and I hate;

You blew up $15 million US dollars of sake.




Alright, with that written, and off via portal express to the top of the mail stack on Oyajiji's desk in Kyushu, time to get to the realities of the situation. Things are heating up, and our little shadow dance may be becoming pretty bright soon. With my Blood Demon Art being the Final Word in almost any scenario, there's a reason I keep disgraced or converted slayers on payroll. Most of the time, it's as an effective threat against my demon customers from getting too rowdy, but they also serve a separate purpose. Picking up the nodachi from over the mantle of the bar, I gesture to the wall, where a swirling portal appears, and my entourage steps through.



"Again!"
"Flame Breathing. First Form. Unknowing Fire. Second Form. Rising Scorching Sun. Third Form. Blazing Universe. Fourth Form. Blooming Flame Undulation. Fifth Form. Flame Tiger. Sixth Form. Soaring Flame Haze. Seventh Form. Flaming Lotus Barrage. Eighth Form. Heavenly Flame Twister."
Sliding from strike to strike, the 60 in. blade flies about in an abandoned gym, the floor completely devoid of any obstructions besides the cuts in the floor from the blade passing through solid concrete.
"Now, Form Nine!"
"Flame. Breathing... NINTH FORM. RENGOKU!"
With the sound of a roaring fire, the flame detonating in on itself as it consumes all oxygen, a single strike cuts through the air.
"... Passable. Sloppy on the follow-through, but I doubt you'll be improving it."
Standing up from his crouched position, Keodis takes a towel and wipes down his forehead and face, before grabbing a bottle full of a viscous red liquid, which he proceeds to chug down.
"Hff... hff... you're one to say."
"I am. Now, I know you aren't settling for just the Flame Style. Tell me, what bastardization will you be making of it?"
"You say that as if I didn't just spend about 18 million yen to get you to teach me. As for the "bastardization," well, I've always done well with the alpha strike doctrine. One enormous, overwhelming blow that ends the fight. The style of Rengoku feeds well into the doctrine."
"You're trying to build an entirely new breathing style off of Rengoku? Are you mad?"
"I'm a demon. What you consider mad is my normal. Having a stronger base means I can push myself harder than you, even on the low end. Now, witness the birth of a new style."

"Nuclear Breathing. First Breath. Ignition."
Day 1: 17:21:16
The World's End Pub
Village of Pristupin, Libor Province
Republic of Polavia


Walking in, having to duck slightly to avoid the low doorframe, is a very tall tanned man with a curling mustache, a vest with many cyndrilical pockets that circle his entire torso, and strange bulky cuffs around his wrists and ankles. He chuckles watching the exchange of the typical Polavian greeting of loud death threats and drink accusations, and knocks on the bar lightly.

"Da, just pull a cheap bottle of whisky down and hand it to me. These jackasses are probably going to be at it until you kick them out, so I might as well get enough now that I don't have to come back."

Bottle of whisky in hand, he moves over to the rest of the reunion and sits gingerly in a bar stool. It creaks menacingly under him, but doesn't give out. Yet. He sighs, and pours himself about half a glass that he sips

"So, I recognize some of you. Borys, good to see you. Lyons, you arsehole. Rox, I think I was your van in... what was it, fucking Samiya? You saved my ass, and I never got around to giving you a drink for that. Seems like we got ourselves a regular reunion here."

*He relaxes the tiniest bit, and that's when the barstool gives out. It crumbles apart beneath him, the wood snapping like popsicle sticks, and Keodis slams onto the ground, laying there with his glass and bottle still on the counter.

". . . I fucking hate bar stools."

He slowly stands up, brushing off wood splinters and dust, before grabbing his tumbler and bottle, and moving to a booth where he sprawls out and hammers back the rest of the glass, before refilling it.
Ryūnoko Keodis

@Aku the Samurai@TimelessParagon


"Oh, sorry, were you talking to me?"
Leaning back in his stool, the Western Dragon, Sunfury, Informant, and quite a few other titles he couldn't give less of a shit about kicks his combat boot-clad shoes up on the table of the corner booth he sits in. With the flick of a middle finger, he knocks the top off of a glass bottle of Diet Coke and takes a quick drink.
"Yeah, see, I can do MOST of what you're asking me to do here, messenger, but you missed a few problems."
He leans back, and swirls the glass bottle like it's a fine wine.
"On your first report, lovely! Good to see Funhouse is actually spreading his wings. Means I can give a lovely little nugget to the next sword-swinger who walks in here, about who set the Moon beyond the horizon."
He sits for a second, tapping his index finger on the bottle.
"I do wonder, though. If I really did come back..."


Standing here again, after so long? It feels strange. Not quite like a dream, but more of a nostalgic slap in the face by a wet fish. Oya-jiji, or Michikatsu-sama if you need to be pretentious, called me here to meet the replacement. Yeah, sure, rub it in that I retired by showing me who took over the place. Not like that'll cause issues of anything. Probably more for the new Upper 2 than for me, but still. I get the whole "Yakuza is family" thing, but this is a bit ridiculous. Anyways, seeing all the castle servants looking at me like a ghost will never not be funny. They think I died or something?
Walking into the central compound again feels like going to a childhood home. I helped build this place, and what it means. Seeing it again after... 8 years now? Well, there's a headrush of memories. The hallway is the same, the decor, the art... I stol- sorry, acquired some of this art myself! If nothing else, it's nice to be back after so long. Now, let's see who my current replacement is.



A geiger counter starts ticking away, mounted on the bar under a plaque that reads "If clicking - Boss is Pissed"
"I wonder how quickly he'd step aside."
He shifts slightly, letting the ticks fill the air for a few seconds, before sighing, and the ambient noise dies down, being replaced with the sound of soft synths and the voice of David Paich.
"As for your other demand?"
He chuckles
"Nah. Oyajiji and I came to a bit of an arrangement before I left, back when you were a twinkle in his eye. I run my little web, learning what I want and talking with who I want. In exchange, anyone Oyajiji sends don't have to pay nearly as much as anyone else, and I don't tell deep secrets like where he is at any given time. That was the deal, and the only way it changes if he comes and renegotiates it himself."
The Western Dragon gestures to the building as a whole
"You see this? The only reason that it works is because it's neutral. All of my various locations stay about because they're peaceful. They're only peaceful because I don't have some yee-haw with a sword or some idiot with a brand new Blood Demon Art breaking down my front door every two days. So, I've build myself a reputation."
He takes his feet down, and stands up. Pacing the floor behind the serving counter, he gesticulates.
"I am the man with Information. You need anything to be known or done on our side of the perception? I'm your man. I have my fingers in both pies, yeah? You're asking me to take my fingers out of the slayer's pie, open myself up to a Hashira visit, and get paid... two weeks of income from one of my larger clubs and a box of meds I won't need as long as I can keep my neutrality. You need a bigger bribe.
He leans against the serving counter, tipping his shades to show the edges of the shredded kanji in his eyes.
"Now, to your actual business, instead of the pointless posturing and threats of demons I help keep afloat through my info-"
He winks at Xaku
"And have beaten before."
He gestures at Ryoshu
"Let's talk the price of death. What you want in particular will affect the prices of what I give you. Now, you're looking into the killing of an Ubuyashiki, which is bad for business... and a personal pain in my ass due to how many slayers will be on my doorstep the day after."
Walking around and behind the counter, he hums as he taps a section of the cabinets behind. A hidden compartment opens, which he looks through for a while.
"So, what do you want to know? More importantly..."
"What are you willing to pay?"
And subbed to the thread so I don't lose it.


Going to wait until the other demons post, my entire character is build around answering and reaction



Oooh. Now, isn't this interesting. Mark me as a provisional Detonation Necromancer
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