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Hugo tilted his head to the side. Ember didn't seem like the kind of person who'd be called Diablo, but if that was what she wanted to be called, he'd happily oblige her. Both were obviously nonhuman. He didn't think it would be polite to point out their 'unusual' features, though. He had to catch himself whenever his eyes strayed to a tail or wing. That seemed impolite too.

"Good to meet both of you. So, about that tour...?"

Third time was the charm. He managed to avoid rhyming this time.
Hugo, sensing something vaguely resembling confusion from the felid girl, begins making a focused effort to speak like a normal person. He fails on his first try, to his displeasure. The music in his head isn't about to let him go without a rhyme this time around.

"Ah, thank you! I'm Hugo, but you can call me Hugh."
@Neko of Death

No problem. It doesn't have to be super fast paced for me. :)
@Neko of Death

In that case, I suppose I'm addressing it to you and @Firegirl1015. :P
@Neko of Death

I'm not actually sure who is present in the courtyard at the moment, so I left it open. :'D
Hugo, the Human


A young man in a tan suit walked through the courtyard of Balbasorus Academy. He was, of course, completely out-of-place there. The nonhumans wandering about eyed him cautiously, but school rules kept them from causing him any trouble... And it was obvious that he wouldn't be there if he didn't have some sort of power. He placed his suitcase on the ground and turned his pipe upside down, giving it a few taps to dump the ash into the dirt, and he refilled and relit his pipe. He then retrieved his suitcase and continued on his merry way down a path towards one of the buildings.

He approached the first person who didn't instinctively avoid him, armed with a single question. Entirely on accident, he phrased it with a simple rhyme, framing it with a short wave of his pipe in his free hand.

"I'm new, though I'm not sure about you. Which way is the dormitory?"


@Neko of Death

I'm thinking that he's definitely a "monster" in his own rights, although not a completely non-human one. ;)

I'll get an IC post up.
Sergio, the Black Flag



Out on business.



BANG

BANG, BANG

BANG BANG BANG

Click. Click. Click.

Smoke rose from the barrel of a shaking pistol. At the business end of the pistol, man dressed in a checkered vest and black slacks, with shining glasses sitting over top of a black bandana, was outlined by a series of holes in the door frame in which he stood, and he was leaning on a sledgehammer as though it were a cane. Beneath the glasses, his eye twitched in anger and fear, and he looked down at himself. No blood. A quick patdown showed that there was no blood coming from anywhere that he could tell, and he turned his head to look at the series of holes around him. Wood was splintered and the door's hinges were smashed to dysfunction, and yet he still stood, completely alive. Shakily, he turned his head to the man holding the gun.

"Are you fucking kidding me?", the man in the black bandana screamed. His voice would have been a smooth baritone were he not shouting, and in his anger, he slipped into an extremely heavy Spanish accent.

The other man, holding the pistol, was slowly backing into a corner in what appeared to be a small parlour. A door in the corner opened up to a hallway, and across the hallway in another room was a child, tied to a chair and gagged.

"I come here for a little fucking conversation, and you pull a gun?", he continued. "You kidnap a kid, you mail a god damn ransom note with a return address on it to his mother, and then you try to fucking shoot me when I come for some simple negotiations?"

The man in the black bandana's face was red with rage. He picked up the sledgehammer and hefted it over his shoulder, and stepped into the parlour. He took a few moments to breathe, and slid a pack of cigarettes out of his breast pocket. With a shaking hand, he put the Camel to his mouth through a small hole in his bandana and fumbled for a few moments to find his lighter. With a flip and a click, he lit up his cigarette and returned the lighter to his pocket. The red subsided over a few minutes as he smoked half of his cigarette, and he walked to the kidnapper very slowly. He kneeled down in front of the kidnapper and put out the remainder of the lit cigarette on the man's shirt, prompting a pained yelp.

"Look. I was willing to deal with you before this, and... Y'know what? Fuck it. I'll still make a deal with you. A bit less equitable, but a deal nonetheless. You fucked with someone in Canaglia territory, so I'm going to fuck with you, and then you're going to leave town within the week. If you're still here in seven days, I'm coming back to finish the job."

He stood again and brought the sledgehammer head down on top of a wooden shelf, smashing it to pieces. The kidnapper dropped the empty gun and scrambled into a corner. The man in the bandana smashed the remaining pieces a couple more times until he had a suitable piece of wood, which he broke over his knee to just a bit under shoulder height. He then ripped the tablecloth off of a short table in the parlour and wrapped it around one end of the piece of wood as a pad. "You'll need this."

He placed the makeshift crutch against the wall and brought the sledgehammer back to his shoulder, and kneeled back down in front of the kidnapper, who was shaking in utter terror. He untied the kidnapper's tie and stuffed it into the man's mouth. "This is going to hurt a lot. You'll want to bite that tie really, really hard."

He stood again and swung the sledgehammer downwards at the kidnapper's left thigh. The sound of cracking bone and muffled screams filled the parlour, and the black bandana'd man walked to free the kidnapped child, mumbling to himself as he eyed the craters in the walls. A window across the street was broken by a stray round, and he noted the address so he could return and repair the damage later.

"God damn... If that wasn't divine providence, I don't know what is. 4505 Hemingway Street... Better patch that up when I get the chance."




Sergio returned to the Canaglias' main office and knocked three times. The doorman opened the front door, and Sergio tugged the black bandana, now lightly splattered with blood. Sergio then handed the doorman his sledgehammer and walked in. "Is the Don in? Finished the job. Guy put up a fight, and we've got a bullet hole in a window at 4505 Hemingway."

The doorman mumbled a response.

"A meeting, you say...? Thanks, amigo. I'll go wait outside his office for orders."

With that, Sergio untied the bandana from his neck and stuffed it back into his pocket, and made his way up to the office door. It was closed, and so Sergio took a seat on a bench outside the door. Some minutes passed, and in his impatience, he stood and gave two short knocks at Corvi's office door. He wasn't yet the most trusted associate, but given the business he had had to attend to, the Don would likely want to know how it went. Public image was extremely important in this business, after all. And, as an added bonus, Sergio figured he might be given another job to do.


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