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With all the characters injured and having gone down and some players possibly no longer posting (not sure who was supposed to be on what team anymore, feels like activity's gone down), this might be a good spot to call an end to the CTF both IC and OOC-wise @tipssyCalibrator. What do people think?

Also I may or may not post these coming couple of days since Holy Week stuff with the family and Easter and all that.


I'd be fine with it either way, yeah. CTF event participation is definitely down from what it was and students are just sorta walking away, so it'd probably be fine to do a timeskip to after the event or something.
I just realized I had Ryousei away from the fight and...

Where he goin' now?


You get to have a chat with Daisuke, Hana, and Clarabelle.

tbh I think both teams focused so heavily on defense that any one or two people going for the flag would get thrown out on their asses like brock
Random thought: I totally wanna do the mysterious-masked-fighter-entering-the-tournament shounen cliche when we get to the tournament arc (dunno how I'm gonna do it though)


Somewhere between this, this, and this?
TL:DR? Musashi's cruel and groin hits range from comically painful to 'serious medical problem' to 'might never walk again'.


Doctor Cartwright is not going to enjoy her surgical interventions this year.
Hm... I'm actually thinking if its possible to make someone lose control of their bladders or sphincters with a pressure point.

That would be a VERY effective attack

@Azereiah


Why settle for that when you can go full-myth and use a brown note with your flute?

In all seriousness though, if I remember rightly, a shot to the pubus can sometimes cause leakage if the victim's bladder is already full. I seem to remember that a friend in high school fell victim to that kind of prank, but my memory tends to be fuzzy and anecdotes don't mean much. At that point, though, you might as well just go for the gonads. Not so sure about forcing #2.
No myths, no mystic powers, no esoteric or secret techniques.


B-but... My Kill Bill. ;-;

The Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique
@Dblade26@Azereiah

He poked me first. And I'm not the type of person that ENJOYS being poked...


Let's take this to PMs then. But for the public record, I think Hex thought you were taking offense at the discussion and dropped it. Perfectly reasonable misunderstanding there.

Edit: Also, I think this was a good discussion in general. It's not really about one roleplayer so much as it's about how everyone interprets the martial arts classes in question. Getting this all cleared up before it comes up in the IC and causes an OOC argument is good.
@Zero Hex

I'm sorry, but no one is not even considering starting an argument.
You were the only one who said something about that.

:-)


Now, now, children. Don't start this again.

But yeah, I'm mostly just seeing a constructive debate on what can and can't be done, and I think we're in agreement here. Hitting a nerve can do all sorts of nasty shit, as can hitting any other weaker structure in the body. There are a lot of places a person can get hit that will hurt like ten motherfuckers just kicked you in the gonads, but most of them simply don't present themselves in a fight - especially not if the guy you're trying to hit is trying not to get hit. Brachial plexus, under the arm? Hurts like hell. Doesn't get hit because most people put up their fists and keep their elbows in the way. Neck? Fists are in the way, and people push their head forwards to protect their neck instinctively. Etc., etc., etc.

Then there's the problem that, as Mark Twain put it, a lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. Anything 'magical' is an exaggeration or an underinvestigated coincidence. Keep in mind that Houdini was accidentally killed by a punch to the gut rupturing his appendix, and that was a man known for being able to take punches from trained boxers without so much as a bruise -- plenty more people have gotten killed by less, so I can believe the stories came from somewhere.
I'll just go ahead and dump a theory on how "dim mak" came around. It's total bullshit, but it's probably closer to the truth than reliably being able to kill with a touch.

Martial artists and religious students living in a temple for decades spend time learning new and creative ways to hurt eachother beyond the obvious "big stick to the side of the head" trick. One day, one of them goes out for a walk. Drunk Dumbasses A and B are walking down the road, and Drunk Dumbass A decides that this martial artist doesn't look so tough and wants to prove how much of a badass he is. Drunk Dumbass A throws a punch at the martial artist and gets whacked in the side of the neck beneath the jaw. It doesn't look like the martial artist put much force into it, but he definitely did. Drunk Dumbass A stumbles around, falls over, and loses consciousness because his blood pressure dropped. Drunk Dumbass B runs screaming back to the bar and spreads a tale about how there're men who can kill with a single touch, and the story spreads throughout the bar quickly. Meanwhile, Drunk Dumbass A is just now getting back up. The two will meet up again later that day or maybe the next day and Drunk Dumbass B will realize he's wrong, but the story's already out and spreading like wildfire.

Alternately, Drunk Dumbass A has an undiagnosed and otherwise undetectable heart condition, and a strike to the neck causes a blood pressure drop that ends up killing him. In that case, the story is true, but only in that specific situation. Drunk Dumbass A would've died of it a few months to years later anyway, but the story's already out and nobody's going to bother with investigating it because that would take effort and people like spectacular tales.
I'll believe in the combat applications of pressure points as they are (not disputing the existence of vulnerable spots, just magical asian points) when they start being used effectively and consistently in the myriad of combat sports and contests across the world, where they're not actually banned at all. And like, rather than look for a point under the armpit, protected by a person's ability to retract their arm, it seems far simpler to aim for the sternum or liver or ribs which are consistently targeted to great effect.


Agreed here as well, for the most part. They are used pretty consistently, though - strikes to the neck, groin, and solar plexus come to mind. The more esoteric stuff just doesn't happen because it's impractical for exactly the reason you mentioned.

Anything mystical-sounding, though, is pretty much out of the question. If someone dies from being touched in a certain spot, it's almost certainly because they had a medical problem that facilitated it, and it'd be nigh impossible to reproduce on someone healthy.
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