Brace yourselves. I'm going to say something really jarring and probably a little awkward too. Remember how I said that I was British, and then I not-so-subtly implied that I was Canadian, and then finally I revealed that I was American?
Well, this has absolutely nothing to do with that. As I was so helpfully advised, I'm just going to say it bluntly and hope beyond hope that you guys don't hate me for more than a few weeks: my name is not Jonathan Spirit. But still call me Jonny because my first name, which happens to be Jonan, is so similar that the nickname is exactly the same.
Well, this has absolutely nothing to do with that. As I was so helpfully advised, I'm just going to say it bluntly and hope beyond hope that you guys don't hate me for more than a few weeks: my name is not Jonathan Spirit. But still call me Jonny because my first name, which happens to be Jonan, is so similar that the nickname is exactly the same.
