Avatar of Balance
  • Last Seen: 5 yrs ago
  • Joined: 12 yrs ago
  • Posts: 5469 (1.23 / day)
  • VMs: 0
  • Username history
    1. Balance 12 yrs ago

Status

User has no status, yet

Bio

User has no bio, yet

Most Recent Posts

<Snipped quote by Balance>

*Pulls a picture out of my wallet* Yeah, this blonde bitch.


And does she have any affiliation to this group that you know of?
<Snipped quote by Balance>

Probably my "boss." *Does air-quotes.*


*several quotes appear in the air around you as I raise an eyebrow* Your boss?
.
<Snipped quote by Disdain>

Yes or no please.


Yes. =P
<Snipped quote by Balance>

Not my fault. I was minding my own business and now I'm suddenly here. Have we met? *Presses a button on my headset and it disappears*


Once. The first time you appeared here. Though I can't help but feel there's something more at work for you to just be suddenly here.
Never take pictures of myself, but I have one on my phone now. The strange things you do for social obligations.


You look less youthful than in your Youtube channel. Strange.

On a related note, I have noticed on our winter retreat that the kids in my youth group look collectively younger than most other high-schoolers. Even the seniors look young.
<Snipped quote by Balance>

*Shouting into a headset* FIGHT ME IRL PUNK! *Notices where she is* Oh. *Looks around and notices you* Uh... Hi?


Did you just randomly portal here? Again?
<Snipped quote by Balance>

*Falls through a portal onto your head*


*your body temporarily splits cartoonishly in two as you hit my head, and when both parts hit the ground, they suddenly reform* ... What?
<Snipped quote by Omniscience>

...

<Snipped quote by Efficacy>

<Snipped quote by souleaterfan320>

A lot of trash talk from someone who just one life left.
*In the real world, outside the base, the accumulation of so much energy that it could wipe out a massive portion of Existence can suddenly be felt*


<Snipped quote by Nimda>

No, much, much more.
*The doors to the base open themseles, revealing what's visible of a plethora of robotic humanoids standing outside*


*blinks* I think we have a problem.
<Snipped quote by Balance>

I have them inarguably even more in my grasp than you. The only difference is that they are a little bit ahead of the game and already know how screwed they are.


Sven beat you once before.
© 2007-2026
BBCode Cheatsheet