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6 yrs ago
Current If you get a bigger bed you will have more bed room, but less bedroom
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6 yrs ago
So you open the door and enter your bathroom,wash your hands for 20sec then close the door when u leave.Right, you touched the doorknob before and after the washing.The faucet too. It's all pointless.
7 yrs ago
Exactly. You should reply with "I'm very interested, let's move this over to skype ;)" Anything less and it shows you're not fully committed.
8 yrs ago
Huh...was just watching some hentai as per usual when,amidst all the moaning and squelching sounds"Anastasia - Once Upon a December"violin version started playing.Well it was kinda emotional decision.
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8 yrs ago
I've read too many Isekai game-like novels. So I'm always spamming crappy jokes with the hope that with time my Humor Skill will level up and I'll start spitting good ones.
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The only thing I'm "sad" about is that the way my life is going, it's going to be a hellride with a disappointing and unfulfilling end. My road is set ahead of me and I feel powerless to achieve what I desire or even have peace of mind. Time is taken from me whilst my by the day depleting will for change and something better is draining away with it.-Someone actually wrote that.

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Just when the group was about to agree on a course of action, strange creatures with scales and antennas protruding out of their body were made visible in the surface of the water. Not a really pretty thing to look at but it had some of look to it...in a way. Well, that mostly coming from seeing it for the first time, they peeked his interest. Were they sentient creatures? Predators maybe? Anyway it was always good to be cautious. The closer they came to the group, the further back Bishop withdrew.

Until one of them flew up and paused in front of Morgan's face, tilted its head to the side for a moment then it opened its mouth and sprayed a stream of water at him. Morgan was pissed, to say the least. He slashed the creature, but being too fast it dodged his attack and retreated to the water while "laughing"?, it sounded like that. Then the other flying fish started spitting water at all of us. I managed to dodge the first one headed for my face, but more of them kept coming and more water came flying from all directions. Not currently having any "weapon" in me, all I could do was shield my face and try to dodge as many water torrent coming at me, all the time hoping that was only water...Caleb was being pushed back by the spit barrage, stumbling behind he said he was going back not risking anymore with coming with us and headed back to where we came from. They were swarming at us, most of them blocking the path leading to where we came from until Cronus fired his shotgun, catching 3 of them for a "TRIPLE KILL"(announcer voice). After that I saw the other creatures expand their scales letting out a bubbly hiss then turning back and diving in the water. Cronus then proceeded to gather the ,now lifeless, bodies of the creatures that he shot and put them in a bag for god-knows-what-reason.After bagging the bodies he started heading for the town.

Hesitant to follow him at some degree, taking in consideration his temper and the way he did things, Bishop started heading to the town with him. I guess he managed to clear the path and get rid of those...creatures, who really behaved like dolphins to some degree, although just a warning shot in the air would suffice. Not saying a word.
waaaaaait wait wait,@C3p-0h, I was the first injured by cutting myself! i deserve all the pity and medals :P! and just asking but the creatures only sprayed water right? like river water? and not any bodily fluid....
And I'm gonna wait this out until one other from my group writes... I feel like I'm kinda dictating them or something... anyway feel free to take the lead.
The most unexpected thing happened. A rock finally made contact with on object or force field. Throwing more rocks toward that part of the river, Bishop finally filled the invisible pathway* with enough rocks to tell that it connected the 2 banks of the river with each-other. The man that until now was chilling, abruptly got up while saying something like:"I just remembered a thing I have to take car..*vanishes*"
"That sneaky little cunt!"-Bishop replies.-"Getting free taxes from new people that just came into this world, he figured that they were the easiest prey to fool."
"I'm having second doubts about the small town business. I bet he is gonna spread nasty rumors about us as soon as he gets there, we have a high chance to be greeted by mad people when WE get there."- Bishop also added-"I don't see us going anywhere else. We got nothing waiting for us behind and this may be our best chance in getting information."
Stopping for a moment to think. His mind still at the 2 girls trapped in the woods with that flaming elemental. Nothing to be done there, we barely escaped its grasp ourselves.
Turning to everyone @Billsomething@jordy0403@fateWeaver Bishop decided on a vote.
"So guys, I want you to tell me your opinion. Either we go back and tell the others about our predicament and what happened while also checking on the female knight and the medium in the forest OR we continue forward facing whatever difficulty as a united group with no regrets about our decision. I, myself, vote for the latter."
Doing this, Bishop wanted to remove any doubts on the current path we would all take, and also remove the regrets that might spark flames of war and desertion in the group. He didn't want to become responsible for what might happen along the way to the village, or when reaching the village.
@c3p-0h,seriously, if you let me have my way I will write that the stones that I through finally landed on the invisible bridge, then the man said:"Dang it" and went running toward the small town...
@Billsomething well your making things interesting, adding a little bit of action and tension, which we need, it's good. WHile @Septicgentleman made his own ation for him. If it weren't for people like these, we would only be doing Kira vs L psychological fights LOL, ooor wait for our GM to give us some action and more direction.

Anyway,[@C3p-Oh] I don't suppose that we can dictate what the guy in the river does? just asking so we know what to do and please tell us on which npc we meet along the way which we can dictate his actions, to a limited extent of course.
[@SepticHentleman] Well that won't matter if our guy pulls the trigger...I mean he is doing a very good job portraying how being lonely and only with robots can affect your mental health. But I admit it would be funny if he would say: "Guys, I can hear everything you're saying." ignoring the threat that he got from the masked guy.
@SepticGentleman Man, ofc he heard that masked guy, he literally threatened him to give his means of transportation over to our group...
Passing through the woods, Bishop could see the unease that each of his companions had. Being cautious never hurt anyone, right? He too, had his eyes open for any danger that could befall them. Finally reaching the river a wave of relief took over Bishop, now being far away from that flame elemental and closer to reaching their destination. First things first, they had to cross the river.

Seeing a portly man with his feet in the water, just about when he was gonna notify the others, the man whistled and got all their attention.
"Y'all lookin' for passage?" he called. "Twenty hoops."
Hoops? hmmm hoops... Some kind of hoop shaped items, their currency? Maybe they call a "hoop" something completely different from what they are in my world. Anyway, back to the main point, we need money..ahem..hoops. Since we just got here and don't currently possess any...well time for plan B.
Bishop started checking for the means of transport that he would grant them passage with. Not seeing anything in site he got suspicious. Maybe he would use magic?, like every other thing that has happened to us and/or made contact with us?

Then, Morgan asked:
"What, exactly, is a 'hoop'?"
Awaiting for an answer when the masked guy @Billsomething replied before the man could: "I am sorry while i too do wish to know what hoops are? i must ask what is exactly stopping us from just killing you and commander whatever form of transport you intended to use to help us across?"

Bishop turned to the masked guy, thinking on what insane thought in his mind pushed him to say that? For all we knew that man could be a grand fucking magician..although not looking like much. Anyway, the point is that he shouldn't go about threatening everyone that crosses his path, that way is surely gonna get HIM killed and EVERYONE with him.

Well nothing to be done about that, now that the words were spoken. Bishop turned and spoke to the masked guy:
"I hope you have a plan if he was about to use some kind of magic as a means of transportation, and before you said anything, we at least had the chance of tricking him into letting us pass, then you could kill him if you desired although I would be/am still strongly against it"
then an idea popped into his mind, what if the bridge was invisible and they couldn't see it? Maybe it was as a scam of transportation fee made by that man. Bishop then proceeded into gathering rocks from the ground and throwing them across the river, hoping for a result [@C3p-Oh]. Maybe the bridge was further down the bank, all things considered it was worth a try.
Making his way through the frozen wastes of the north, walking through the snow, that being as easy as walking in solid ground, Talændrel advanced towards his destination. Almost void of feelings like cold or the need for sleep, food, water, those being more of a luxury, coming as a benefit from the countless souls that reside within him, constantly powering him and providing him with energy that would otherwise be obtained by simple acts such as sleeping, eating or drinking.

He was given clear instructions on the whereabouts of the location he was supposed to reach, also accompanied by these words coming from Solstyr himself:"Reach the entrance, pass the trials and emerge triumphant, only then shall you be deemed worthy to stand beside me, all the treasures in existence shall be ours and we standing as allies shall overrule all other deities that stand in the way of ME achieving the ultimate title and position as THE GOD OF GODS."-With this words, Talændrel started his quest on achieving HIS current goal of changing the world for the better. Not being as ambitious as to want claims on the Ultimate Ruler's position, for everyone knows that, ultimately, too much ambition will lay waste to all that oneself has achieved. Talændrel would have fulfilled his goal by becoming God, aiming no higher as he WOULD be above every other deity right after Solstyr.

He could have been walking for hours ,or even days, on end and wouldn't have noticed. Never a second of inner rest, as all the voices of the souls he had gathered, came rushing through his mind. One could mistake a-still-conscious's-soul's-thoughts for his own, that practically leading to that soul taking over, but Talændrel has an unmatched strength of self-preservation , rivaling even that of the Gods, that helps him put HIS existence and thoughts above all other sentient souls that are residing in his body.

Talændrel stopped abruptly, now searching for the location as depicted by his Patron God. Suddenly, he felt a more "intense" cold seeming that he must've entered another realm or passed a barrier. Immediately taking notice of a cave, almost hidden as the ice mountains were reflected perfectly in the still water. If it wasn't for the figure dressed in blue sitting in a chair, it WOULD be completely hidden. Getting closer to the figure in the cave, he could see it more clearly now, IT, being a man dressed in blue, with golden curls of hair, sitting in a chair, apparently waiting while looking at me. Now, the only thing that stood between him and me, was a frozen water stream that acted as a passageway to the cave. Upon stepping on it and looking below his feet, he saw countless souls being dragged with the stream towards the cave. Looking up again to the man in blue, he saw that his attention now was captured by the distant figures traversing the frozen wastes, seemingly approaching this destination, and possibly with the same quest as Talændrel. He passed the frozen pathway of souls, now standing directly in front of the "being" in blue, as only now did Talændrel feel the presence that emanated from it, waiting for what comes next.
@The Grey Dust I'm really bad at describing places, that coming from ME not knowing many depictive words. That may cause some misunderstanding even in the case where you are describing, something soooo I will be using this chat for clarification if google fails...
Who is waiting for us there, only the guy in blue? Is he depicted as a guy or a girl? Is he/she sitting in a chair while waiting? Is he/she still drinking the tea? I will improvise but still at the ready for any editing if you want it otherwise.

Holy &#%^, my text looks so small, feels like I did next to nothing.
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