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6 yrs ago
Current If you get a bigger bed you will have more bed room, but less bedroom
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6 yrs ago
So you open the door and enter your bathroom,wash your hands for 20sec then close the door when u leave.Right, you touched the doorknob before and after the washing.The faucet too. It's all pointless.
7 yrs ago
Exactly. You should reply with "I'm very interested, let's move this over to skype ;)" Anything less and it shows you're not fully committed.
8 yrs ago
Huh...was just watching some hentai as per usual when,amidst all the moaning and squelching sounds"Anastasia - Once Upon a December"violin version started playing.Well it was kinda emotional decision.
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8 yrs ago
I've read too many Isekai game-like novels. So I'm always spamming crappy jokes with the hope that with time my Humor Skill will level up and I'll start spitting good ones.
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The only thing I'm "sad" about is that the way my life is going, it's going to be a hellride with a disappointing and unfulfilling end. My road is set ahead of me and I feel powerless to achieve what I desire or even have peace of mind. Time is taken from me whilst my by the day depleting will for change and something better is draining away with it.-Someone actually wrote that.

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Quietly he traversed the greenery while admiring the nature all around. He was a man who admired everything of this world and enjoyed it to it's fullest. His Shadow rarely stayed with him when they were in private, as it too liked to explore and find more. If it wasn't for the invisible thread that kept them from being too far from each other, there was no doubt that it would already be halfway to the other side of the world the second it left him. As the Shadow was already by the entrance, only the gnome being there, most certainly the quest giver, he decided to wait until everyone was present or until they made for the tomb.

Sitting at the roots of a lush green tree he decided to pass time by playing his favorite game. It involved his Duality Clock and just deciding to do random actions. If something resulted in his death and he couldn't find the connection on how it was caused, +1 point. You would be surprised how randomly death befell the unlucky. Finding out those random things that triggered death, that was fun indeed.
"I'm looking for Lily"- The Master responded. And if he asked why should he help him he would say That Boy sent him. And God damn these mutant never ceased to surprise him. Now a Salamander? What was next? A pigeon pig human?
Okay then. Time to go looking for Salamander. And if he spotted Marcus on the way he would also ask him for some direction. But before that...
Heading towards the wolf who challenged him he addressed him saying:"You know, for all its worth, I'm really sorry for what happened to your friend. Such a waste."-and as he turned to leave he added:"The mutt would've made such a nice pelt, a big waste indeed."
All the time he had his guard up ready to dodge. He just hoped the bait would work and the wolf got shot before they had to fight.
Even so, summoning more than 1 spirit(not lesser ones) is extraordinary. So rumours are sure to fly around. It would really make someone famous. So unless the Celestia guards are Unsullied, Avery is famous.
He was clearly surprised to see who the visitor to was. Well as clearly as someone can show under all that cover. This little fucker, the damn brat who told him to ride an Ostrich and he like the full he was went through with it. Lesson learned, no matter in what world you're in, ostrich riding is a bad idea.

Now he was telling him to do something else, another thing surely doomed to fail but oh well, he would try anything to get out before the fight.
"Crystal"- he responded and with that he left That Boy after hearing if he had anything else he wanted to say. So he just has to find the Salamander, ask him/her/ it about the location of Lily and tell her to "Go Booze".
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He sweared to God if this was one of those Reality Shows he would sue the shit out of everyone till they were begging for bread on the streets. What if after telling the code to Lily, instead of helping she just killed him on the spot, or better yet, snitch him to the leader or something. With a sigh he turned to the Dark One:"So, know where I can find the Salamander?"
Took him long enough...

@Lunarlors34 I'm sorry Lady Vesta but do you see all the tiles and pavements on the street? Even if you put the ground back on, they need to place the tiles again.
WOW WOW WOW backtrack a little. What happened to Mithril and how was the fight concluded? Why didn't he die, was it an illusion and what happened to that mysterious latex man who was supposed to help Mithril.

Either I skipped an episode or you ALL silently agreed to skip one.

And, furthermore, Vesta has to pay for the damages that were done by her rock magic. I will come by and collect in the morning.
Seriously I balanced this guy so hard..All the MOBA games would he jealous.
@Banana I don't think he is that suicidal...
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