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6 yrs ago
Current If you get a bigger bed you will have more bed room, but less bedroom
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6 yrs ago
So you open the door and enter your bathroom,wash your hands for 20sec then close the door when u leave.Right, you touched the doorknob before and after the washing.The faucet too. It's all pointless.
7 yrs ago
Exactly. You should reply with "I'm very interested, let's move this over to skype ;)" Anything less and it shows you're not fully committed.
8 yrs ago
Huh...was just watching some hentai as per usual when,amidst all the moaning and squelching sounds"Anastasia - Once Upon a December"violin version started playing.Well it was kinda emotional decision.
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8 yrs ago
I've read too many Isekai game-like novels. So I'm always spamming crappy jokes with the hope that with time my Humor Skill will level up and I'll start spitting good ones.
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The only thing I'm "sad" about is that the way my life is going, it's going to be a hellride with a disappointing and unfulfilling end. My road is set ahead of me and I feel powerless to achieve what I desire or even have peace of mind. Time is taken from me whilst my by the day depleting will for change and something better is draining away with it.-Someone actually wrote that.

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Duuuip!
Sorry for the shit show. XD.
Accept this gif as compensation.
With glass in hand, he heard Abigail's order and was about to deliver on it as soon as he gulped down his. Tilting his head backwards, the glass edge 2mm from his lips...POOF, he disappeared. What alarmed him first was the feeling, suddenly everything got more real in contrast to the kind of mind numbness you feel as a spirit. Looking in front of him, the gangster Redd was starting to aim for Jonathan. Fuck..
*BAM*

Before he pulled the trigger Jonathan had already rushed for the mafiosi with a leap to his right, cane already in a swinging motion with his right hand and his left arm against his chest. *BAM* The shot pierced his shoulder. With an angry scream and luck superb aiming skills he hit the pistol's barrel with the handle of his cane, making the next shot miss. The was pistol still in the gangster's hand but out of position as he was gripping it awkwardly, finger not in the trigger. Taking this small opening while Redd rushed to fix his grip and aim to shoot again, Jonathan performed a quick and powerful upper swing with the handle of his cane right towards his nuts.

His pistol was the fourth thing to drop, after his voice and balls. The man dropped to his knees while holding his abdomen with both hands. An out of breath groan escaped his lips as he doubled over and threw up. Then he turned towards his gun and attempted to reach it, something easily prevented by a goal scoring head kick from Jonathan. Well you had to give the man some credit, most would be unconscious by now but he was already making for the gun. Well even if he got it, Jonathan doubted that he would be shooting anything but blanks from now on.

Pressing the end of his cane atop his chest where the left lung would be, he rotated the handle *click* and then another shot was heard, this one muffled from the body. Now he was left squirming on the ground, not much moving, probably a broken neck ,skull fractures and pierced lungs. Pain still pulsing from his shoulder, fueling his rage more and more he proceeded to unleash it on the broken body before him.
"YOU..*kick*..FUCKING..*kick*..CUNT..*presses the cane on his abdomen*. YOU DARE SHOOT ME?"- he yells as he gives another powerful kick. Finally calming himself, more or less, he got atop the unfortunate soul and gave one last punch to his face. One last punch to seal the deal.
@Lunarlors34 I would give you link to the fandom wiki, but Everytime I open it my cellphone crashes(5 times today). Furthermore she is never shown manipulating water in the anime. And if your going to bring up the water in the waterfall when she was little in her Oni village, powerful wind magic.

Sorry for sounding so serious and formal. Have a nice day.
@Buddha Oh please, if I was the top of the ass-holo-meter and you were the bottom of the ass-holo-meter...you would defy logic and automatically rise to the top.
@SpookySquid Oh please don't make a fool out of me 🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆🤣
"Ice cream? You want..ice cream? haha ICE CREAM? Hahahaha, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"-The Master laughed the hardest he had ever laughed in his life.
Turning his back to the Salamander he replied:"Sure m8, if ice cream is what you want.."- turning back in a flash he kicked one of the Salamander's fins against the wall-"I WILL MAKE YOU-SCREAM AS MUCH AS I WANT"

Not planning to leave the Salamander any opening to scream, he punched him hard in the throat, effectively silencing him. Another powerful hook send his had slaming to the wall, he made sure to hit him with enough force so as to not drop him unconscious or cause him brain damage. Now on the ground, a hand on the Salamander throat, he grabbed the broken piece of fin, holding it as a knife above his eye.
"I ask again, where THE FUCK IS LILY"- he asked with an enraged voice, veins could be seen throbbing on his neck. His hand that held the fin was shaking, moving sometimes close to the eye, dangerously close to be an empty threat.
He would release his hand enough to let the Salamander whisper his answer.
@Buddha I will. But since it was supposed to be an anbu report, and the files were no more I judged that there won't be any names.
Can I leave the family connections and bloodline blank? As explained in my bio they were slaughtered and records of them ever existing were destroyed. My birth name is also blan.

About JUTSU. Can I have one that allows near instantaneous movement during combat? Basically, my sword conducts only my character's chakra and also is very electricity absorbent. My kekkei genkai is to transform myself into pure lightning, my sword absorbs that lightning at which point I turn back into regular form after making contact with the sword. Also I can mark someone, super charging them with my polar opposite when I'm in lightning mode and strike them with lightning speed.

Edit: And the ability of my sword to absorb lightning is manually activated.
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