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But in a capital-S kinda way.


I invented necromancy and the windmill. I beat the sun in a poker match during the summer of 1273 and God hasn't felt the same since.


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Jack Hawthorne

Location: Limbo
Skills: N/A
Spells: Darkvision
Outfit




Stephen Strange's death meant that Earth 666 was put on a shelf life- It would no longer be Earth 666 if that wasn't fixed. Jack understood this much, it was a Sorcerer Supreme's job to keep that from happening. What he didn't understand was why Stephen didn't have a contingency in plan that didn't have room for this kind of thing. Now the entirety of a universe had to wait with its proverbial driver seat unattended, for what could be seconds or even eons. He could've had anything in place, a Shiar golem imbued with the power necessary, sorcerers trained in maintaining the spells... Anything. That's what Jack would have done. It seemed that was what he would be doing in the near future, in fact.

Jack strolled down a rocky path, in no clear hurry to get out of this hell. Hands in his pockets, and the alien wine in the cloak's, he carried himself forward like this was just another day in the park. For a chronic world hopper like him, it was just that. This world didn't bother Jack. It stung, being present in it, but one learned to tolerate it the way one learned to tolerate ghost peppers in their food. Jack wasn't a fan of ghost peppers, in fact, they made him lose his appetite. But the principle of it was the same. Breathe in, let the lungs remember the sting of the wind, breathe out, and accept that this is the air.

He saw the mist in the distance, and didn't falter. Rather, Jack stepped in, knowing he had to keep walking forward. It stung his eyes and felt coarse against his face, but he accepted this. Jack closed his eyes, and when he opened them again they felt… Warm. The last time he was here, his eyes weren’t bleeding. He hadn’t encountered this mist then, so he shut his eyes and had an idea. Jack touched his fingers to his forehead, and opened his senses outward. Light was taken out of the equation of vision. Alas, it worked, but he could only see his own eyelids. Worth a shot, at least.

He opened his eyes, which were now a pair of onyx-black orbs for the next few minutes, and exited the mist. Red blood mixed a strange murky black substance like oil in response to his spell. It made the blood he wiped away look like it had poison in it. In the distance, he saw two figures. From the look of it, he could barely make out the Cloak of Levitation… On both of their shoulders. Odd.

He approached them, wearing the same cloak and magic eye.

”You both have the cloak as well. You must’ve been sent here by Stephen Strange ad well, I take it.”

They looked human. More so than he did with magic altering his eyes currently. Hopefully they wouldn’t be bothered by it, but this was Limbo. Everything was intimidating in Limbo.





That night lightning quaked sourceless to the west beyond midnight thunderheads, but never quite reached the Jotunheim. Itxaro watched it as it crept ever closer in the darkness like some malevolent spirit dragging itself towards the living, only to break and dissipate as fast as it formed. The sky cleared, and Itxaro watched as an endless river of stars went past, each one foreign and brilliant and new to her eyes.

She slept fitfully after that, her leg like an evil visitant in the bed with her, itching as torn flesh healed. No more painkillers. Doctor's orders. Itxaro had enough to occupy her mind after the strange day so it bothered her little.

The sun rose over jagged, snow-peaked mountaintops to the east, though Itxaro was up well before it. After yesterday's madness, Shirik had made her an offer too good to pass up - a naturalist tour of sorts. Itxaro had never been hunting or fishing in her life, but time spent learning the local flora and fauna would be better than staring at an FTL engine that wouldn't function until the more practical-minded engineers were able to restore power. The two agreed to meet by the nearby lake downhill from the Jotunheim which she had only seen from a distance, and was eager to see up close.

Itxaro gathered what she figured might be useful and packed it all into her sea bag. A cargo net, some duct tape, an MRE, and a crudely welded “fishing pole” consisting of an aluminum pipe with a few rings welded on and a spool of plastic wire, along with some even more rudimentary metal fishing hooks. She doused the sea bag in her homemade borax concoction, hoping it would prevent the canvas bag from igniting on her back. Booted, pistoled, shotgun slung across her shoulder, and feeling like some kind of itinerant vagrant, she let Chief Zhao know her plans before making her into the wider world.

Once out of sight from the Jotunheim, Itxaro unpinned her white hair, letting it tumble down savage and unkempt, and wriggled her arms free of the grey jumpsuit's sleeves, tying them at the waist, before throwing on a crumpled ball cap embroidered with the Jotunheim's logo. The simple change made her feel more herself, as if she was going on a camping trip instead of stranded on an alien world. Itxaro smiled to herself before pressing on through the trees, watching as strange birds flushed from each branch at her passing.

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Shirik didn’t sleep like most. For weeks or even months at a time, they didn’t sleep at all. All throughout the night, they gathered sticks and tall blades of grass to fabricate fishing tools. When the morning came, they were by the lake which was fed from rivers that ran through the entire countryside. The fish that swam through were native species all the way from Mythadia. It was the perfect place to catch something.

By the time Ixtaro came down to meet them, there was already a thick, grassy line in the colder water. On the ground next to Shirik was a large net made of woven grass spread out to wrap a fish up once caught. Shirik’s cloak was propped up with branches like a small tent, and they sat cross-legged on the shore. Silent and unmoving like a statue.

And entirely aware of Ixtaro approaching from behind. ”There you are.”

"Here I am," Itxaro confirmed as she strode past the dwarf evergreens nearest the lakeshore where rich soil transitioned into loose sand. "Didn't think I'd miss this, did ya?" Itxaro asked rhetorically, sweeping the landscape with a free hand. The glacial lake was surrounded by tall pines, or what passed for pines on this planet, and the shore was studded with polished rocks intermingled with soft dark sand. On the far shore, a herd of bison-like creatures with what looked like green grass growing on their backs waded into the turquoise water and drank deeply. Birds the color of slate with trailing plumage circled the area, and occasionally one would dive into the mirrored surface of the water below and emerge with some aquatic creature trapped in their long beak. It was all beautiful, unlike anything she'd seen back on Earth, even in old footage before the ecosystem started to crumble.

Itxaro turned her attention from the scenery to Shirik's fishing implements; similar to her own improvised equipment, but more... Crunchy. She emptied the contents of her bag onto the sand before taking a seat next to Shirik. "I'll be real with you Shirik, I haven't been fishing since I was a kid, so any pointers would be much appreciated. What's today's catch?" Itxaro asked as she fumbled with her own rod and line.

”That depends entirely on what takes the bait. Nakaresk, Greenjaws, Soreltails, or more could be swimming through here. Water from this lake runs through rivers all the way from Mythadia and the mountains to the north. You could catch anything here.” Shrink was in another one of those mellowed out moods, apparently. Who would’ve guessed the tree knew a thing or two about nature?

There was barely a sound on the lake beyond the distant din of work happening from the Jotunheim. ”I have no need for food, but there are few things that mend rifts quite as well as something cooked to perfection and shared among the people.”

Itxaro clumsily threaded her line through the rod’s rings and looked it over with dismay. Graduated from the best engineering program in the USASR and you can’t even make a primitive tool. Nice. She shrugged, figuring it would have to do, before attempting to tie on a hook as she spoke. “Naksek and Soretails, right. Think they’d like beef stew? No one on the Jotunheim does.” she tilted her chin to the emergency ration on the rocks nearby, which was labeled SAVORY BEEF CHUNKS WITH POTATOES AND VEGETABLES. She’d had the meal only once, and that was one time too many.

No need for food. What the hell is going on with this planet? Itxaro racked her brain thinking of life on earth that didn’t require any form of sustenance at all and drew a blank. It seemed contrary to the laws of physics and what little she knew about biology. Then again, neither of those included magic in their calculations. She decided to leave the topic for another time.

“You sure that’s a rift you want to mend? Seemed like everyone was pretty happy being at eachother’s throats,” Itxaro said as she remembered yesterday’s shouting match. She was all for it, of course, but had a sneaking suspicion it would simply end up like last time. Or worse.

Itxaro opened up the MRE and quickly attached a piece of “beef”, or whatever it really was, onto her hook and resealed the package before the fetid smell of synthetic meat and barely-edible vegetables reached her nose. “Maybe Silbermine doesn’t have to know about this cookout?” She cast her line, nearly snagging herself with the hook in the process.

”You already know what Silbermine intends to do. I expect Zeynap finds both sides to have merit. She will do as she wishes, and you will inevitably follow her lead. Silbermine’s type is one I’ve watched tear this world apart for countless years. More so than most people alive today in this world. His knights follow him because they must. Without a lord to uplift them, they might starve or be cast out to the lowest of their people.”

Shirik idly watched Ixtaro with that contraption of hers. Was it metal like the rest of their strange objects? Curious.

”Nellara means well. I know this, because it is in her nature to be so. The place she is from is a night and day difference to Silbermine. Divine right and self-affirmation are things that cannot exist together. So, no. I don’t believe Silbermine must know. But that isn’t for me to say. The Ascendancy will value you all as partners in trade, and Silbermine values you as a political token. I stand to gain nothing from entertaining either of those, but you and Zeynap do. It is her decision to invite him. Not mine.”

Itxaro stretched her long limbs out before her, digging furrows into the sand with her bootheels before settling into a figure four with her sore leg sitting out straight. She scoffed at Shirik’s first comment. “Zey’s gonna do whatever she wants to, and most of the crew will follow, but that doesn’t mean I’m just gonna go along with it. C’mon.” Itxaro reeled her line in idly as she spoke, hoping the movement might draw in some strange fish.

“And what’s Silbermine’s type? Nobility? Or just someone with power? We’ve had both back home, and both types are assholes. What separates the Ascendancy from Mythadia, aside from how those in power get it?” Itxaro said, giving up on trying to tempt any fish and instead turned to face Shirik. “Doesn’t matter if you’re born into it, ordained by the Gods, or earn it, either way you’ll abuse it. Hurt those weaker than you. Exploit them for as long as you’re able.” She was dipping into Marxist rhetoric, just a touch, to see how receptive Shirik would be. Purely out of curiosity, of course.

She shrugged her broad shoulders and looked back to the lake and the distant mountains. “Between you and me, I think we can outplay Silbermine. That’s half the battle, right? Play his little game, take his money, then be done with it. But if the benevolent rulers of these nations don’t want to play politics, then fuck it, let them slaughter eachother out there,” Itxaro said, nodding her chin to the northern fields. She didn’t mean this. In fact, the thought of nameless soldiers killing each other for plunder horrified her. But Itxaro hoped it proved her point; they could resolve this without bloodshed if they just tried.

“Pretty novel idea, I’m sure it’s never been done before.” Itxaro thought she felt something tug at her line, but after excitedly reeling it in there was only the hook and bait. She sighed after casting it back out into the lake. “I thought you said there were fish here.”

After hearing everything Ixtaro just said, Shirik had to think of how to best explain the way things worked around here. ”I have watched both of their nations rise up from nothing. I am older than both the Ascendancy and Mythadia’s nobility, much older. This is how they’ve both been for centuries. They are both set in their ways, for better or for worse. I won’t pretend that siding with either is a flawless decision. Mythadia’s faith dictates how they rule, and those in the lowest rung of their society are forced to stay there for the sake of the nobleman’s power.”

Shirik noticed a ripple appear across the lake’s surface, but continued. ”In the Ascendancy, there is no help. You aren’t forced to stay in a caste like Mythadia, but no one will help you obtain anything. You work for everything you have, and the slightest lapse in success can mean your downfall. Merit, and merit alone is what they judge a person by, so much so that your family would be imprisoned for leaving behind an inheritance for you. In your situation, Ixtaro, they will only entertain your presence so long as you have something of material value for them. But they won’t lie about it.”

”If a fire destroys their homes, they are expected to either pay for their home to be rebuilt, or to build it again themselves. You are on your own in that nation.”

Another ripple. Closer this time.

”I care very little for that heartless nature of the Ascendancy, but Nellara’s presence is far less sickening than Silbermine’s. He’s a warlord. A conqueror, who only cares for himself. He wants to claim your skyward vessel because it will make him powerful beyond measure in the political sphere of Mythadia. Others would flock to his House and pledge their loyalty, their skills, and their weapons to him. I told you I was a soldier. I went to war against people like him.”

Itxaro turned Shirik’s words over and over in her head. Initially, she’d considered the Ascendancy the better choice, but now she wasn’t so sure. Their commitment to “meritocracy,” as they deemed it, seemed to border on insanity to her, like some sort of demented libertarianism. Every man an island. Any state that operated with this economic system, Itxaro figured, would have collapsed decades ago, but Shirik said the Ascendancy had been like this for a long time. But where does the wealth go? Capital is almost always accumulated in the family first and grows from there. What does the state do with the money, if they’re seizing the assets? Certainly not investing in the welfare of their citizens.

Feudalism, for all its woes, at least offered a system of support. Peasants supported eachother and their lord, while the lord offered some measure of protection and charity in return. Not perfect, and more exploitative than outright capitalism, Itxaro considered, but certainly less cruel than “every man for themselves.” She determined that there must be more to it than what Shirik was letting on. Itxaro reminded herself that she was on an alien world and her framework for social analysis might not apply.

Itxaro sat in silence for a few moments, returning to reality just in time to see ripple in the water near her improvised bobber. Her body tensed, but the ripple faded and she relaxed.

“Alright, so say you are us. What would you do in our situation? Join the Ascendency and go to war? ” Itxaro asked; it came off as sarcastic, but she meant it as an earnest question. She spread out her legs before bringing her knees up to her chest. She held the aluminum rod in her prosthetic hand while the other idly drew circles in the sand.

”I would side with neither of them. I’d find my own way to walk and see what the path leads to.”

The bobber dipped into the water for just a moment and reappeared on the surface but it went unnoticed. Only when the line drew taut and the spooled string began running did Itxaro realize she had a fish on the line. She also realized with a twinge of shame that she’d forgotten to include any method of reeling the line in when constructing her fishing rod; just rope on a stick.

Itxaro dug her feet into the loose sand and braced herself just as the line ran out, but whatever had taken the bait was larger than she’d anticipated. Much larger. In an instant Itxaro was pulled to her feet as she struggled with the rod. ”Uh, Shirik, how big are the fish in this lake?” She asked nervously.

”Very.”

The fish yanked aggressively in answer and flung Itxaro to the ground. She came up spitting sand from her mouth. Itxaro tried to let go of the rod’s crude handle, but her prosthetic had locked up in response to the slipping metal and wouldn’t budge. The fish rallied and pulled again, dragging her closer to the water’s edge. She frantically braced her free hand and feet as best one could when belly down. “Shirik - help!” She didn’t notice his own line growing taut.

Shirik resisted the Herculean urge to cackle. Looking back at their own line and then Ixtaro’s, Shirik flicked their fingers towards the water, and a small fireball the size of Ixtaro’s skull was lobbed forth into the water. In response, a fish leapt up out of the water, scared by the sudden flash of steam.

The fish had Ixtaro’s hook between its jaws, and landed just inches away from her. It was 3 feet long, covered in bristly red scales and had whisker-like appendages protruding from its body. Shirik then grabbed their rod with both hands and hauled on it, dragging a fish out of the water slowly.

As it broke the water’s surface, mud and sand flicked up in every direction as the absolute behemoth on Shirik’s line was revealed. No shorter than Ixtaro was tall, and at least 2 feet wide. The fish had a flat face and dark gray scales, with stubby appendages that looked like feet. By the time it left the water and flopped for oxygen, Shirik could no longer drag the beast forward.

Now they were cackling in amusement at this catch. ”I haven’t seen one of these in centuries!”

”Jesus, Shirik. Give me a warning next time,” Itxaro said in disbelief as she watched the fish bow and shudder on the shore. What she wanted a warning for, Itxaro wasn’t sure. Giant fish, fireballs, perhaps both. They were monsters to be sure, bigger than anything she’d seen dragged from the water before.

Itxaro stood up and wrenched her prosthetic free of the now mangled aluminum rod. She shook like a wet dog, trying to rid herself of the sand now covering her body. “Thanks though. Didn’t think a city girl like me could catch a fish like that, did ya?” Itxaro added as she swiped away sand clinging to her arms and stomach. She couldn’t help join in Shirik’s laughter, both at the absurdity of the situation and out of relief. “Wasn’t planning on a swim this morning. What do we do with these big bastards now? And what the hell do you call them?” She eyed the two fish suspiciously, as if they had somehow conspired to drag her into the lake. Itxaro kept her distance from them.

”What I caught is called a Murkmaw. Yours is a Soreltail. Now, all we have to do is drag them up the hill and cool them. That’s why I brought the net.”




After binding their catches in the grass net, the two hauled their catch back up through the woods and into the clearing between the Jotunheim and the Ascendency’s camp. Shirik led Ixtaro to a small clump of 3 feet tall wooden sticks embedded in the ground. Next to it was a setup that allowed slices of meat to be hung over the ground. Under it was a smoking put full of blackened wood, smoking like the night of the crash.

”This is the part where you learn why I am the greatest heat mage to ever walk this land,” Shirik proclaimed in a near uncanny amount of confidence compared to any of their previous conversations.

”All I need from you is the sharpest knife you can bring me.” As they said this Shirik began tearing bark off of trees.

Itxaro shook her leg, still ridding herself of sand that had crept into her clothes, and rummaged through her pack before brandishing a large combat knife in its sheath. "Alright, world's greatest mage, let's see what you can do," Itxaro teased as she watched the Iriad work.

"I still want an answer to my question that Murkmaw so rudely interrupted, by the way." She held the sheathed knife out to Shirik, hilt-first. ”What would you do in our shoes?”

Accepting the curiously shaped metal knife, Shirik confided. ”I would ignore the bargains of political leaders. I would pick a direction and simply walk. What happens after simply happens. If I became the king of the strange new world or died within the hour, then I would have done both on my own terms.”

“Hmm. Ok. Not really an option for us, but good to know.” Shirik’s answer didn’t exactly provide Itxaro with a great alternative, but it certainly spoke volumes about what kind of being they were.

With that being said and done, Shirik slowly dragged the Murkmaw up over one shoulder and unceremoniously dropped it onto its back, over the spikes where it was impaled. The Sorelrail was impaled upon the spikes beside it in the same way. Shirik quickly and thoughtlessly scraped away every single scale in minutes. They then removed all the extremities from the Murkmaw with near surgical precision, laying them gently on the grass net along with a handful of sappy bark strips. The Soreltail was on the same way, except the fins were kept as well.

The next thing Shirik did was open them up, slicing away even, calculated chunks of flesh in rectangular cuts. There was enough flesh on the Murkmaw that Shirik skewered at least three slabs on every spike. Ixtaro was reminded of pinchos morunos, a sort of kebab, in the way they were laid out. She watched, obviously impressed with Shirik’s deft knife handling. In ten minutes, the guts of the Murkmaw were fully looted from its corpse. Blood began to well inside the newfound cavity, but this was intended.

Shirik did much the same for the smaller Soreltail, except they cut away its meat in longer strips, which were then cut in half and then fourths and laid across the cooking spit beside the spikes. These were higher above the ground. The smoke rose up and would eventually dry the meat out, making it edible for weeks after, or feed people for one evening if it was shared.

Shirik stepped back and began to draw shapes out of fire. A glowing ring of yellow light encircled the spikes, as the light arched over like the frame of a dome. Shirik raised their arms over their head, and the ring slammed itself into the dirt without a sound, causing the grass and the ground itself to ignite in a brilliant fire. The wooden stakes were untouched by the blaze, but the heat began to cook the meat slowly.

They then drew a small circle with one finger, and threw it into the pit like a frisbee, causing the smoke beneath the Soreltail to come up in greater volume. Shirik walked over and picked up the bark stripes, slowly dropping the sap on them onto the Murkmaw meat to add flavor to it.

With another hand, they made a circle over the harvested fins that quickly seared the very air around them, drying the fins out and cooking them in seconds. Strange as it may sound, the fins of a Soreltail tasted very peppery when cooked soon after being severed from the body.

”The feast will be ready shortly. Tell Zeynap that she is more than welcome to attend, and bring as many guests as she would like. I can feed over 30 people with this catch. I’ll tell Kareet and the Castigator shortly.”

Itxaro looked over the spread, barely to contain her excitement to eat food that hadn’t been pickled in fetid chemicals for several months. It might poison her, but judging from the smell of roasting fish, it just might be worth it. "I'll let'em know, see if we can't have the science team check if this is safe to - ah, fuck it."

Itxaro grabbed one of the skewered fins, from the Soreltail she thought, and bit into the flaky flesh. It was cooked through, so hopefully no risk of parasites, and the taste was exceptional; richer than she'd expected, dense, and almost spicy. "Oh yeah," Itxaro said as she chewed with a grin, "Not bad, chef, you've outdone yourself. How'd a tree get so good at cooking?"

Itxaro started to walk off in search of the commander, food in hand, but turned back to the strange creature tending to the fire. they were truly and utterly alien in every sense of the word. And yet, this alien had likely just saved her life an hour ago, and was now attempting, in their way, to broker some kind of peace between the humans and Ascendency via medieval barbeque. I think I owe him. Big time.

Itxaro wasn't big on thank you's, but she tried. "We'll have to do this again sometime. Maybe hunt some grazing animals, or at least something that won't try to drown me."

Shrink nodded to Ixtaro, and as she left, they turned and shouted in Kareet and Vigis’ direction.

”Kareet! You’re invited to eat with us and the humans shortly! Tell the Castigator if you see her!”

And then they turned their full attention to the food.

Leah Jordan

Location: Framework
Skills: Punching things and throwing rocks
Today’s Fit





The fucking cat landed in her hair. And didn’t get hurt. That was good at least, since they’d probably have to square off at some point. The first thing she did was pogo off of everyone’s hair and taught about slaughter, blood and entrails. Something about Usagi rubbed Leah the wrong way, in the same way Danni did. She just didn’t stop running her damn mouth at Mach-4 and as loud as she could. Why couldn’t the High Evolutionary have made her less obnoxious? Jeez. Stealing a quick glance back at her phone, Leah slipped it away and joined the land of the living again.

At least Vic didn’t seem that amused either.

”Leah. Codename Jotunn. Favorite color is orange, and people give a shit about me because I run the entire battlefield with my mind. And because I punch like a mule.” Usagi had to be aware of these things already. Leah’s history of being a tactician was something that explained itself given the multiple superhero classes she took around that very subject, as well as the nature of her powers, her past fuckery in the Framework simulations and the fact that Usagi picked her personally.

Thinking about it, there wasn’t much difficulty in seeing the synergy this team seemed to have. Arcade was the tech guy, and his abilities, mutant or otherwise, fit pretty decently with just about anything that had wires, like Vicky’s suit. They’d be in good company. Zarina was a fucking valkyrie which meant they had decent frontlining. Diana’s teleporting and ranged skills would easily fill gaps in Zarina’s up close fighting tactics. She could hit targets from places none of them could. And Leah’s own powers could give her vantage points and sight lines if her teleporting failed.

Maybe this was secretly why Usagi put them together.


“I’m so sorry team, but GCPD just found Gemini’s body in an old abandoned warehouse in midtown."

The crime scene suggests it was Peace Keeper 01."


The words hit Oscar like cold water. Standing statue still with his arms crossed, the titanic metahuman released a labored sigh of displeasure. Nothing would bring Gemini back, but letting Peace Keeper go unpunished would only let this happen more. He had faced the vigilante more times than he could count, and could attribute plenty of scars to their paths crossing. One of his new teammates stormed off in tears, and another disappeared. He could hear what sounded like crying from the kitchen. Oscar couldn't blame either of them. Natalie struck him as the type who needed that solitude, and staying here meant he could console someone else.

Natalie wasn't wrong, though. That little information wasn't productive.

He walked in and found her under a kitchen counter. She looked terrified. Of course she was, Gemini was dead and they were all very, very mortal. Oscar knelt down under the countertop and very gentle rested a hand on Tiara's shoulder. Everything was fragile to his hands.

"It's scary, knowing your life is in danger. I've stood in Peace Keeper's way enough times to know it could happen to any of us, and he knows me well enough he'll have something in mind for me if we meet again. It's okay to be scared. You can't be brave if you're not." Oscar talked like he was 30 years old, consoling someone who was scared of the world ending tomorrow. That's just how he was. "We'll find him. We'll make him face the consequences of every person he's ever killed, and Gemini will rest easier because of it."
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Leah Jordan

Location: Dorms - The Gym
Skills: Punching things and throwing rocks
Today’s Fit







Reading the letter that they both got, Leah identified her team. Neither Sabine nor April were on hers. That was… Unlucky. How did someone have two girlfriends and not be put on a team with either of them? Oh well. Absence made the hearts grow fonder. Let’s see… That Zarina chick, the blondie with the nerd shit, the blondie with the who she never got along with due to that ego… Who the fuck is Arcade? She didn’t recognize whoever he was, but she’d probably meet him soon. The letter said to meet at the Frames. In that ugly-ass uniform. Fantastic.

Not giving a shit whether or not Sabine made her forget she was still in the room, Leah tore through her closet and pulled out pants, a shirt, and whatever the coat-thing was. Blazer? Overcoat? Fuck if she knew. Leah was sure as hell not wearing a skirt with the amount of scars, faded abrasions and burns she had on her legs from the good old days. She changed into the uniform quickly enough, grateful that someone somewhere remembered that it had to be made of something especially resistive lest it be shredded when she put it over her head. She grabbed her usual things and headed out the door.

Leah wasn't very familiar with... Any of these people. She just barely met one of them two days ago, didn't know anything about Zarina and didn't like Diana at all. Now they were all on one team that was meant to overthrow the Baby Avengers one day but likely wouldn't. Not that Leah really cared about that sort of thing. She was just here to... Well, she was definitely here. She made her way up the steps to the second floor and found herself to be the third one there. Diana and Vicky. People she didn't know enough to really talk to.

It said a lot when the cat with a drinking problem was supposed to be Miss Teacher for this year. Not when it was put that way, but it said a little more when Leah, Vicky and Diana were here and she wasn't. Oh well, she thought, as she pulled up a chair and checked her phone... Might as well text the girls.



"Where the hell is she? She sleep in or something?" "She" being the weird GMO cat.




Jack Hawthorne

Location: Edge of the Twilight Pass, Everdark Dimension -> Limbo
Skills: N/A
Spells: Weightless Body
Outfit




Three in the morning, relative to the Pass' outgoing rift.

Jack checked the magic watch he always carried with him. It always told the time in California's time zone perfectly. And yet, time still always got the better of him in the Everdark. He stared out the window of his kitchen, into the ethereal kaleidoscope of dark rocks and onyx-colored grass that bled into greenery. It was like the entrance to a cave, rough and irregular in shape, but the precipice between two different worlds. The Twilight Pass was an area of this constantly-shifting realm that spilled into Earth-666, just one of trillions to be found and folded outwards like paper to become a proper gateway. Moss crept up shards of black, glassy crystals that grew out of geological structures beneath grass. Patches of soil, which felt like ash from a furnace and smelled of ink, sprouted colorful flowers that thrived off of the faint trails of mist and sunlight that leaked in. They curled up and out the sides of pale stones in a walkway, stretching towards the rift like they yearned for home.

Beautiful, cognitive dissonance made manifest.

There was no sunrise in the Everdark, no moon to watch creep up and over the ominous mountains surrounding this home of his. The sky simply didn't even exist, in the same way a color one could only see in dreams didn't exist. Even still, Jack knew how to tell when it was past midnight. The sun rose over California roughly 15 hours ago, at 6am. At that point the rift was dark. When the sun set through the rift, it was actually a few hours from morning. If Jack went through an hour or two after that point, it would be mid-day. Of course, he had his watch for that exact purpose, but spending as long as he had in here burned that fact into his head years ago.

The strange thing about living in the middle of two time dilations, though, was that one's body often compensated for both. To Jack, dinner was the same as breakfast. And breakfast was right about now. Jack closed the window and turned back to the magically powered stovetop he bargained for at an alien appliance store meant for wizardly customers. It wasn't a very fancy breakfast... Or dinner. It was chopped peppers of three different kinds seared in oil and paired with leftover chicken marsala from two nights (days?) ago. In one hand, he grabbed a wine glass from a cupboard and a bottle of wine he received as a gift from a lich on an artificial planet in Earth-7895's galaxy.

Dinnertime. Breakfast time.






He sat down in the living room of his dark and dramatic home. This was a place he built out of magic, extradimensional materials foreign to earth, and sheer aesthetic intrigue. In one hand he ate, with another he flipped through pages of a book as he drummed up thoughts on a magic-related theory. Oh, how he loved chasing theories. He had so many.

Jack reached for the wine bottle, and was just about to crack open the seal when he felt something drop over his shoulders. He instantly jumped to his feet, half expecting another wraith to have broken into through the closet again when he recognized the tacky red design of the Cloak of Levitation. It was at this moment when Jack knew exactly what was happening. He could hear something rattling in the quiet of his home as the sound of a door suddenly flinging open disturbed him. Something flew through the hallway and straight at him like a baseball, and he caught it with a hand made of darkness. When he looked, Jack saw the Eye of Agamotto glaring up at him, vibrating between his voidy fingers.

"Isn't it a little early to be knocking on doors, Doctor?" He asked, knowing the Eye wouldn't actually relay his voice. In response, the infernal amulet's neckband reached for him as if he were a magnet, rattling lightly.

"Well excuse me for being a touch occupied with dinner. Oh, just hold on for a minute already."

Holding the eye away from his face, Jack fished around in the cloak's pockets for a note, awkwardly unfolding it with one hand and reading-

"His what?" Oh boy. This was going to be a long evening. Jack slipped his book into the cloak's pocket, and grabbed the wine he had yet to open. "Nochalla, don't touch my dinner!" He called out, to seemingly no one in particular as he let go of the Eye, which wrapped itself around his neck at long last. He then grabbed the empty glass and considered the implications of this note.

"Now just how exactly does that third string hedge wizard expect me to-" A vibrant yellow light exploded into existence from underneath Jack's feet, and he fell out of the Everdark.

After he vanished, a black cat with three eyes jumped onto the table, and proceeded to lick at the chicken Jack was eating.




Down into a pit of fiery hell and damnation came Jack with the grace and somber majesty of an angel. Perhaps it was the Cloak's doing, or perhaps it was simply the fact that Jack was used to falling through extradimensional holes at this point, but he landed like a cloud, even with the knee-high combat boots he wore. He floated to the ground entirely unbothered by the sudden teleportation, and then took in his surroundings. Limbo. A place he had been to a few times. The smell of agony on the wind was an acquired taste, but one Jack was accustomed to already. Surely Belasco didn't realize he was cheated out of his money during that poker match years ago... Or perhaps this was Strange's doing.

Looking around, Jack couldn't see anyone. He was suddenly really grateful that he brought a stiff drink.

"Stevie, just what in the name of Arishem have you gotten yourself into this time?"
Brother, this thing has been dead for the better part of last year.
The One Where an Earthbender and a Lovestruck Mermaid Do Gay Things





Tuesday, audition day.


There was very little room for things to go wrong during Leah’s audition. Frankly, she didn’t give a shit how the Harry Potter looking motherfucker or the alcoholic cat felt about what she chose to do anymore. That was because now that it was behind her, her mind was focusing on unfinished business. April never messaged her back. It wasn’t like her to read a message and not send one back, and that worried Leah. Badly.

After leaving the gym, she walked all over the place from here, there and everywhere else to find April. Something inside her was telling her she was a massive fucking idiot for confessing something like that over text. What was she thinking? If she said that out loud, maybe she wouldn't have fumbled so much over her words- And why did she even fumble in the first place? They were words on a screen, not spoken in real time!

Fuck!

Oh dear, she thought, There she is.

"...April?"

April was in the courtyard, sitting underneath the supposedly haunted tree. She had a planner in front of her, and a pile of notebooks and textbooks next to her. She was trying not to run her mind over and over again through everything that had happened this year, instead attempting to calm her nerves and anxiety by rigorously writing out information from syllabi and staring at the textbooks for her courses. She wasn't making much progress though. She had already put all the numbers she remembered into the shitty Nokia phone that Ser Nemo had given her - she was so mortified that apparently someone had told a teacher about the incident. She didn't think it had been Danni or Dori, which meant that SOMEONE ELSE SAW HER. They probably had photos of her lying in toilet water.

Her head shot up though, hearing Leah call out her name. And within seconds, April felt like crying all over again. "H-hey, fam! How'd the audition go? Did you rock the hell out of it? I bet you did! Mine was okay, bit of a wardrobe malfunction at one point, but that happens to the best of us and all. I'm s-so excited for you and- and Sabine! That's s-so great that you're, well, you're thing a now right? T-th-that's awesome!!"

Leah simply gave her a blank stare. She looked stoic and unhindered as she always did, but it was practically written on April's face that she was hurt. If a word hadn't been said, it wouldn't have changed the conclusion Leah came to. Eventually, a twinge of guilt crept up that façade of hers, and she closed the distance, dropped to her knees and wrapped April in a hug.

"April- I- Fucking- Fuck. I didn't want to hurt you. You're terrible at hiding how you feel, and I'm terrible at explaining how I feel. I should've just told both of you in person, instead of leaving you behind and telling you while I wasn't actually around. I'm sorry. I don't- I don't know if we're a thing, but I don't want it to be a thing with just her."

She looked up at April, and the faint expression of guilt was fully written on her face now.

April would've protested that she was actually great at hiding her feelings, but Leah's news came over her like a tsunami. She couldn't remember anymore the exact phrasing of the text, thanks to the water destroying her poor phone and the head injury that had quickly followed. But Leah's revelation still shook her to her core. Leah... hadn't been telling April she had missed on her chance? Leah was feeling just as confused as April was in this situation? April had figured out her feelings for Sabine that summer, pining away after her bestie's bestie on social media. But right now, with Leah holding her in an embrace, confessing her feelings for April... April's heart was beating faster and faster, as her body felt so intensely alive.

She hadn't realized it before, but she wasn't just into Sabine - she was into Leah too.

April returned Leah's embrace, careful not to scratch herself on Leah's hair. Leah had warned her about that before. April had always been a hugger. "I'm sorry I didn't reply - my phone drowned in toilet water," April apologized, before realizing how profusely unattractive a statement that probably was, her face turning bright red. "I-I wanted to tell you that Sabine had held my hand yesterday, that's what I was gonna share... Because I have a crush on her. And I-I-I think I have a crush on you too. Is that okay?" April stammered out.

”That- That’s what I’ve-“

Great, now she’s stammering.

”…April- That’s what I was trying to say yesterday. I didn’t just choose her and give up on you. God, I’m not very good at this stuff.” Her arms dropped away from April’s sides, and fell down to one of April’s hands. ”I guess I just, I don’t know. I got around to expressing that to Sabine before I did for you. Hope you’re not mad at me for it.”

April shook her head. She was feeling so so incredibly nervous now. She didn't know what was supposed to happen next in this situation. Every movie or book she'd seen like this ended up where one couple in the love triangle got together, and someone was left out. But usually that triangle didn't have everyone be into everyone and... She found herself wishing she'd get up the courage to just kiss Leah right now. Or that Leah would get up the courage to kiss her. Or that she could read minds so she could know exactly what to do and what to say, that she'd know how to hold her hands and what angle to tilt her head at, that Sabine would magically appear and sort everything out, that someone would just tell her how things were going to work. Another part of her wished that none of this had ever happened - the part of her that was terribly afraid, afraid of what this change would mean for her and for others. Would Danni and Dori be mad at her? Would it change their relationship?

April bit her lip. "I-I'm not mad at you," she said. "I... I don't know what comes next here. Like... What are we supposed to do now? Did... did you tell Sabine how you feel about... about this too? Do you... do you want to date both of us... or... or is that all too soon and we're supposed to go out for ice cream or something first or the movies or the library after hours or.... What do we do now?"

”Well- Probably not what me and Sabine were up to yesterday. That was kind of spur-of-the-moment.” Her hands heated up at the mention of that. ”Maybe we should talk to Sabine about this. I mean- I’m in love with both of you. I don’t know how she feels about you, but knowing her she might like the idea. If you want- Both of you- We could go out for a movie. Maybe see how we all feel about it. Or we could all date. Is- Would that be too soon for you?”

She was, somehow, completely oblivious to what Leah had implied about what she had been up to with Sabine the previous day. April's face turned red though at the idea of talking to Sabine about this. If Sabine didn't like April - or even if Sabine liked April but didn't want to be with two people - or even if Sabine liked April and was fine with a throuple but didn't want to date April - it would all be ruined. And April would step aside and let Sabine and Leah be a power couple. They were even roommates. Oh my god, they were roommates!

"I-I-I yes! I mean no. I mean yes. But no. Like, that all sounds fine and isn't too soon, I don't think. I don't know. My brain feels kinda broken right now. Like we're breathing and functioning but are we? I-I-I've never even been on a date before or kissed a girl or anything but... I'd love to go on one with you! Or her. Or both of you. Or neither. I mean, whatever you two want or do not want. That works for me. That's perfect. I don't know how she feels about me either. I don't think she really knew anything about me, which is like totally weird right? Like Danni is my brother basically. But I know Dori doesn't vibe with her, so maybe Danni just lumped us both together and just never said anything? Or does she think that there's another April in our year? There's a February the year below, those months often get confused. Also, side note, I love my name but sometimes I wonder if it's cringe since I was BORN in April... My middle name is Cassandra. What's your middle name?" April spat out nervously.

”I don’t have one,” She said, watching April struggle. ”Me and Danni don’t really get along. I don’t have anything against him. He’s just way too much for me to handle. Dorian’s okay, but we don’t get around to talking much. But- Anyway- How about… We talk to Sabine and see what she thinks? And if she’s okay with it, we could all go on a date somewhere. Not sure where but I could fly us there on a rock faster than a car, and we could get across the country in hours. We could go just about anywhere.” Leah didn’t seem to realize she was still holding April’s hand.

April had to resist the urge to suggest that Leah talked to Sabine, while April hid inside a bush and watched with a pair of binoculars. The idea that she could get not just one, but maybe TWO girlfriends.... It was a lot for her to take in. And when April was flustered, she talked. She talked and she talked and she talked. "Yeah, sure, that sounds good to me! My parents will be pissed if I leave the city without telling them, so I'd probably need to let them know where we're going before my dad calls in like a nuclear strike and my mom shows up with Medusa's head or some crazy shit like that. They're both kinda intense. Protective y'know? But intense. It... it kinda runs in my family I guess. Even my mom's parents are like that and they're otherwise just normal people. I mean my granddad's French-Canadian, but other than that, he's just some guy. He's not... well, y'know... Y'know what my other grandfather's like.... But yeah, let's talk to Sabine! Or um maybe you talk and I can nod in agreement, because if you can't tell, I tend to talk waaaay too much when I'm nervous. Kinda like what I'm doing right now. Yay?"

"You're supposed to talk a lot in a relationship, April. That's what we're talking about, so you should be there. Otherwise it's one-sided. Or I guess two-sided, but you know what I mean. I got nervous trying to tell you how I felt. With Sabine... She made the first move and I just went with it. It matters how you feel too, okay? You can talk like crazy all you want as long as you're being honest with yourself and us." Her fingers brushes across the back of April's hand softly.

"I'm sure your parents will live. If they got a problem with it, they can fight me."

Leah's touch caused April to shiver involuntarily. Her eyes fell on Leah's hand, her face burning bright red, before she looked back up at Leah. "I'd love to see you fight my dad. No, like, really, I think it'd be a pretty cool fight! You're all earth and he's all fire. It'd be like that really old cartoon, Avatar, y'know?" April chattered. "But um, you do got me there. I guess you are supposed to talk a lot. I just know that sometimes I talk too much and I go off on tangents and I don't ever really know how to stop... But we can both talk to Sabine! And hopefully I don't start bringing up like how George Foreman named all of his sons George Jr like a weirdo. Hopefully. My brain kinda does that sometimes. It's like bounce bounce bounce! Or see, here I am, doing it again, when what I really should be saying is that... I don't think I'm the kind of person that makes the first move. Obviously. Which we can see playing out here. But um I will be honest. With you. And hopefully me. I think I'm honest with me. I guess I wouldn't really know if I wasn't? Sorry, sorry, more word vomit, ugh."

April hesitated for a moment, before brushing Leah's fingers with her own. The experimental touch sent another shiver down her spine. It felt good though. She wanted to do it again. She never wanted to stop doing it.

Leah couldn't stop herself from smiling. April's hands just felt so warm... "It's okay. I like listening to you talk."

If she wasn't sure about making the first move, then Leah was. Leah leaned in and put a kiss on April's forehead, with no regrets. Especially not after how far she went with Sabine yesterday.

April's body felt like it exploded at Leah's soft kiss. All of her senses screamed out at her just at once. She had always fantasized about her first romantic encounter with a girl - that she would be swept off her feet, that her partner would pull her into a deep and longing kiss. She could feel that potential hovering just out of reach. April tightened her grip on Leah's hand. She was trembling. But April wanted this oh so badly. She couldn't remember every wanting something else in her life even more. And so, she took the plunge. The returned Leah's kiss with one of her own - on Leah's lips.

Leah gently put an arm around April’s back, and leaned into the kiss. Sabine was a lot more forward, more eager and confident. April was more nervous, so Leah elected to be slower, and let April set the pace so they didn’t move too fast. She held April there, feeling more and more comfortable by the minute as they kissed. She has been wanting to do this for a very long time. Leah felt happy now.

When they finally broke the kiss, Leah was smiling. ”I was wondering when we’d do that.”

April's lips were tingling as the kiss was broken off. She couldn't believe it. It had finally happened - her first kiss. The first set of things on her bucket list for junior year could finally be crossed off. Maybe yesterday had just been a weird train wreck, and the rest of the year was going to be smooth sailing from here. "That was... wow. That was better than all the songs and stuff say. I'm guessing that wasn't your first kiss? You're, like, super good at it. Or at least I think you're good. I think I'd know if you were bad at it? But, um, if you want to do that again some time, I'm game. That was... wow."

”Hm, now you sound like Sabine. Don’t be scared, April. We can do that again. As long as you’re comfortable with it. As if to punctuate that statement, she kissed the back of April’s hand.

”If I wasn’t good at it, I think Sabine would’ve told me. She’s pretty good at it too. You might find out soon.”

April didn't know how to feel about Leah saying she sounded like Sabine, but she gasped dramatically nonetheless. If she hadn't felt so strongly about her calling to do something with the ocean and its protection, she thought she would've been pretty good in telenovelas or something along those lines. She was great at the big facial expressions. Her heart fluttered again though as Leah kissed her hand, and her body yearned for something more - something that April didn't feel ready yet for however. "That'd be nice - I bet her lips taste amazing," April said. She had thought about how Sabine's lips would taste a lot. Whereas Leah felt more rough and rugged, and, well rocky, Sabine was much more of a high femme. But all the same, April's mind went back to the Katy Perry lyric - maybe Sabine's lips tasted like cherry chapstick.

"Yours taste pretty amazing too, by the way - it's like making out on a sandy beach, in a good way. Like... Bath and Body Works, if they could bottle that sensation, they'd make a killing. Maybe enough to avoid going out of business."

"Guess it's a good thing they can't, since now you and 'Bine have it all to yourselves." Something felt different about the last two days. Leah felt this way about April for literal years and didn't consider it a possibility that April could feel anything for her, that anyone could. But yesterday moved so quick and this was the consequence of it all. Leah felt like she was okay with this. She wrapped an arm around April and brought her in for another kiss, falling flat on the ground in the process.

Maybe this year wouldn't be so bad after all...
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