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But in a capital-S kinda way.


I invented necromancy and the windmill. I beat the sun in a poker match during the summer of 1273 and God hasn't felt the same since.


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Location: Hall of Ancients, Strange Academy
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They were actually going to build something, it seemed. Not solving some infernal equation that confounded better alchemists and artificers, not learning the properties of an unknown metal... Actual construction. Okay, that was at least somewhat doable. Maybe it was something outlandish like a magic time machine, or a phylactery, or whatever it was keeping Croan around this long. Rohan was more familiar with natural materials, and Finley couldn't stomach metal for uncontrollable reasons... Maybe they'd end up working with plastic, of all things. Rohan made a mental note to get his shit together tonight and then wake up early to get to the mysterious lab.

"The woodling's got a name, Dysphoria." Rohan took a few steps towards them, Finely and the new girl, and his new coven. "Rohan. I make things from what's natural and alive," He said, rustling the pack over his shoulder holding a staff, a mask hanging by its straps, and a few other bits, bobs and what-nots of his. The only thing not natural or alive being the metallic sword he had sheathed over his left shoulder. "If one of you all need a hand making things, ask. I'm guessing we weren't all picked for what we knew before now."
Leah Jordan

Location: Contest of Champions
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They broke out quick enough, and that was fine. It was pissing the demonic bitch off, apparently.

"Now just what in the fuck makes you think your scrawny ass could kill ME?! You've gotta be really fucking arrogant to think you've got a chance at that, you goddamn stuck-up magical BITCH!!! TRY IT!!! I FUCKING DARE YOU!!!" Her voice was like a war drum, it made the ground vibrate immediately around her as she shouted like a maniac. Leah clenched her fists and swung her arms in a practiced motion. The ground rumbled and broken chunks of it began floating. Her target was one of their supports, Thelma, who was using wards and other supportive magic to make things easier on her team.

She must've had some kind of anti-rock ward. When Leah went to put her in a stone box, the rocks just bounced away.

Shit.




Portland, Maine. Kindle
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VOOM

Beams of orange light streaked down the dusty hallway, burning flesh and skin from a monster running around the corner. They didn't hit anything significant, so Emil slung Sunrise over his shoulder and ran down the opposite end. The thick drum of his boots on the old floor was all he could hear, no noises behind him, no one being eaten alive. He didn't know exactly how many of them were in here and he damn sure wasn't about to find out the hard way. These things had flesh and bone which meant they were either particularly stout Apparitions or some kind of Abominable created in droves. Neither of those ideas made this easier when he anticipated there being several.

Emil withdrew an old hand radio from his jacket and held it to his ear. The crackling was behind him, and felt like it was coming from the floor. The Mixed Signal wasn't getting much, until Emil turned a corner and practically glided down a set of stairs.

"A crack in the glass! It's raining tonight in sunny Portland," the radio whispered, cryptically.

He expected this to just be a routine hunt. He got a tip from some agents that there'd be something going on here. What, he wasn't sure, since they were discrete about the whole thing. They encouraged him to show up and work something out with these beasts, but this place was crawling with danger. His radio warned him something bad was going to happen, and that was after he set foot in the building and immediately got caught out by some fucking shark thing.

"Alright..." He slipped the radio away and pulled out the Wormblade. Emil stopped in front of a pair of double doors that led out into a production line. The windows were grimy and dark, he couldn't see shit.

He creaked one of the doors open slightly, and whispered something in Cyrillic to the dagger. Then, he hurled it through the crack as the blade went flying in wide arcs. It held the spirit of a dragon that Emil had killed, composed of wind and clouds, and would always some back like a boomerang when it cut something after instructed. Emil swung the door open wide after grabbing Sunrise again, pointing it ready to fire. The room was clear, and he caught the dagger as it came back. There were a pair of large, cylindrical vats protruding from the floor, no ladders but Emil reached into his backpack for a grappling hook. He used it rappel up the rim and then monkey bar his way across pipes that led from from it to feed in chemicals in another time.

He swung all his momentum into forward and landed on top of a cubicle that overlooked the area, then climbed down into the broken window it had. In here were computers and phones to call and coordinate things, if he had to guess. But it was all disused, no one was coming for the time being. There was a door to another hallway, or maybe a meeting area, probably a storage closet- He didn't fucking know.

Emil swung his backpack off one shoulder and unhooked a magic shovel from it. It felt heavy in his hands, cold to the touch.

He raised it up, and willed the ghosts inside out of it. One after another, a total of three. It wasn't wise to do this, but he didn't have many options in this godforsaken place.

The ghosts of a wolf, a man with gaping holes where his eyes should have been, and an Apparition he bled dry.

"Attack everything you see," He ordered them. "Until you stop existing. Go."

They raced off in different directions. He gave them maybe an hour before they collectively died out. That was good enough, though. Emil shoved a few tables in front of the door leading to god-knows-where, and then rested Sunrise against the window ledge. He pulled out a lighter and a pack of Marlboro Blacks, to catch his breath.

The Mixed Signal crackled again.

"We're a minute to midnight, ladies and gents. A high of 95 and cloudy skies all day."

And then the very foundations of the building yawned open.



Moscow, Russia. Shadow
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In the dainty apartment blocks of Moscow's middle class housing, far from the glamour of a life with something grandiose to count amongst its trappings, a man bitched at his boss on the phone. The dull drone of a microwave filled the air, heating up a pizza pocket for the breakfast he thought he'd need on his way to a job he thought he he would be going to. The man had gotten dressed, threw on his jacket and was just about to head out the door to go and fix broken cars for another day when he got the news.

"You're kidding," Emil said, in Russian.

"No. Emil, I told you when you took this job-"

"That I was probably going to lose it... That was three years ago, Mikhail."

"The work is just drying up. The industry's going in a different direction, and it's becoming harder to stay open when manufacturers have lawyers to look over our licensing."

"We renewed that last month," Emil balked, opening the microwaved. "I helped renew that."

"It isn't just that, Emil. You have to understand, there's red tape and then there's this. I can't afford legal action, so we have to comply with the regulations. More regulations mean we have less work. And I just can't-"

Emil slammed the microwave door, not just because his pizza pocket was still half cold.

There was silence for a moment.

"I'm there, every day, even when it's nearing minus thirty at midnight. You- Mikhail, damn it, man..."

"I'm sorry, Emil. You're a great worker, and it's felt like you're family..."

He had to fight to urge not to punch some drywall right at that moment.

"I'm about to forward some information to a few others I know in the city. I'll tell them you're coming, and that you're a hard working man. I know they're always looking for mechanics at the-"

"You know, you sure do seem awfully eager to get rid of someone who you consider a good worker and your damn family." Emil let the microwave run for another two minutes. "I break my back for you, I pick up Iska's shifts when he's off doing god-knows-what and not working on the fucking engine block that's been sitting in the bay for two weeks..."

"Emil."

"But I'm the one who takes the fucking pink slip? Fine, whatever you say. Who did you say you were sending that too?"

"I didn't."

Click.

The asshole hung up, and Emil's breakfast was still fucking cold. Great.

Emil tossed his shoes at the wall, and fell down on his couch. The apartment wasn't anything fancy, a living room with an open-air kitchen, a small bathroom and a bedroom. He sifted through some of the mail on his table that he'd gotten before the phone call. Junk mail, mostly. Magazines for a few things Emil stopped caring about a while ago and couldn't be bothered to cancel the subscriptions to, some newsletter about a public organizing thing he really didn't give a damn about... Rent was due, and he'd just gotten laid off the day he was supposed to get paid. Because of course.

He sighed and walked over to the fridge, heating the pocket for another thirty seconds. He clearly wasn't going anywhere today. Emil grabbed the somehow molten pizza pocket and coke, and took his place on the lazy throne of the unemployed. Three years working at that auto shop and he'd gotten cut because a bunch of suits decided that not everyone should be fixing cars. He barely had enough money to fill out the week, between bills and his own car's gas.

There wasn't shit on the TV. There never was.

The coke didn't last long, and it was the last one he had in the fridge.

Emil didn't have any other plans for the day. So he grabbed something alcoholic.

He'd figure something out tomorrow.

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A sharp thud woke Emil up, as the floor greeted him. He didn't remember getting up and going to bed, but he didn't remember much after the second glass of Everclear. He must've slept the whole day away. The room felt ice fucking cold and it was pitch black. His phone was in his pocket, didn't he leave it on the table? He slipped out of the bed and hit the ground. Or... No, he did.

But he heard something else wake him up. It sounded like a bang, or a clattering of pans against the ground, not a human being. His head hurt like shit. He may or may not have had a problem.

Midnight.

Bang.

A noise from outside the room, looking up from the floor, he saw lights coming from the kitchen. Shades of pink and blue, with sparks of white in between. He left the damn TV on. That was going to be hell on the electrical bill. Emil dragged himself up. His head swimming like a fish, he stuttered out the door and hit a light switch.

It woke him up pretty damn quickly.

The TV wasn't on, and it didn't look like it was even there. It was a smear on the wall, with more depth than an ocean, there were white cracks running up and down the walls. He heard voices and screams, roars and something without words to apply. It looked like someone had turned the room into an abstract art piece. And on his kitchen floor was a person. He was dressed in what looked like tactical gear, a radio in his hands and a backpack over his shoulders, blood all over the tiles.

"If... Anyone hears... Right. Something happened..." The man was speaking in English.

Emil slowly took a step towards him.

The man noticed and his eyes snapped up. They were bloodshot.

For a moment, everything went still. He knew that face. They both did, because it belong to them both. Emil was staring back at himself.

...What the fuck?

The ground shook again for one of them and for the first time for the other. White cracks yawned open, and Emil Kolya of Shadow fell downwards. He heard Emil Kolya of Kindle scream something in English, but he hadn't caught it in time before he saw through the light of a hundred trillion worlds flying past him all at once. He saw black snakes rolling over beautiful cities, great and terrible bastions of things far away, a thousand swords on an infinitely wide wall... And he saw himself. Twice, thrice and ten times over, all racing beyond him like the world's fastest drug trip. It was all so much, so real to him, that it made him feel alive.

And when that little moment of wonder passed, he hit solid rock.

Like a flat stone hitting a deep puddle, Emil landed hard on a pile of rubble within an old factory.

"Черт возьми, ублюдок, черт возьми, черт возьми ... черт, это больно ..." It stole the breath out of him, something felt broken. It took him several seconds to get to his feet, and then figure out which way they were meant to go. "Что, черт возьми, было в проклятии-" He stopped himself when he looked around and saw where he was. A... Factory? With other people around. A woman in body armor, some dude who looked pretty American... A girl who was screaming. He looked the worst of them all, caked in rock dust and half-hungover. A very confused look was all over Emil's face.

"что за- What the hell... Who the- Who the hell are all of you?"

He looked up from where he fell, and there wasn't some gaping hole in the roof that he fell in through. Not that he could see, anyway. His head pounded like crazy. He felt warmer, wherever this was.

"Fuck me, now what..."



Leah Jordan

Location: Contest of Champions
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The wizardly dude, the only guy on the other team (at least he seemed like one, fuck if she knew) started pelting Leah with magic missiles. They stung, and one got her right in the face. Ouch. She wondered if they were supposed to hurt more than that. Out of the corner of her eye, she saw the blonde bitch start smoking like a fire. one of her teammates did something, and sent something to her. It was most likely some kind of boost with magic that made her hit harder the way Sabine could enhance someone else. That didn't bode well, but it meant she had a play to make.

"Go fuck yourself, wizard boy," She muttered, swinging her arms wide. Pillars of stone shot up out of the ground at odd angles, overlapping each other until the rough shape of a dome was left. It rose up over Skylar and Thuy, until not even the sun could get through. For the moment, the sniper and the girl with the heaviest stopping power were locked out of the fight. Maybe whatever Thuy was given worked off a timer, or only worked on the next spell she was going to cast. Either way, it was a wrench in their plans.

They couldn't immediately slag the first person on her team to make a move.

"GET THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS!"




Location: Hall of Ancients, Strange Academy
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Rohan had been in a few labs before. He wasn’t a big fan of them. They were sterile, full of chemicals that one errant twitch could set ablaze. At least the woods didn’t have any authority inside a place like that, though. He was the sort of wizard that humans termed an artificer, the ones that made magical artifacts, but he saw it a bit different. It was less making some magical device to him, and more bleeding small dregs of his curse into a piece of wood. It wasn’t a science, and Rohan felt a bit more at home in a workshop full of chisels and saws than a lab with centrifuges and fume hoods.

They had such things here, but being here at this stage meant being out of his comfort zone.

Digging through his assortment of magical gear, Rohan took the page that Marino gave them. He fished an old leather-backed journal out of a bag at his side, and carefully stuck the page under the front cover.

”Is there anything specific we need to bring?” He asked. ”Spellbooks, tools, familiars- I’ll make sure to show up ready.”

"Tools will be provided. Not everyone here is accustomed to the demands of artificery but if you have something more personal you'd prefer to use, I certainly wont discourage you. The form and material will all be decided by the coven as a whole; I've seen everything from rubber to glass to meteorite." Sariel replied.

"Right... Okay." There were two of them here in his new coven he wasn't terribly familiar with. Finley wasn't someone he liked, even if he could easily get along with them as long as he had a sword. They were all pretty much strangers in one way or another, so he'd have to fix that soon. Rohan had hung around the forest, and the inverted things in it that tried to kill him, for long enough he needed to readjust to being around people again. Same as always.
This was a house made from the very fabric of the Everdark. Three-dimensional space was, in many ways, its own tangible thing. One of the lessons Annika's father had often sought to instill in her was that this must be grappled with in order to move across the Veil as the two did, and the funny thing about distorting the space of this realm was that many things hid within it. It was a void, an interstitial area where forgotten things congregated, infinitely wide, yet confined within its own bounds.

He used magic to build this place, a house that didn't adhere to the laws of nature anymore than the realm it was found within.

Seeing it through the same lens as the cat, Annika saw a superposition. Like various watercolor images bleeding over a solid canvas, there was the house as she had once seen it, and the house as it had once been across many years. Rooms flickered and waned away from the dark. The house was normally well lit for somewhere that shadow wizards lived in, yet the light wasn't always reaching the rooms that weren't fully there. They were impressions, old permutations of things Jack had done to the outline of his home. With time and effort, he could rearrange this space by twisting it in ways that he had yet to teach his daughter.

But when he did, the old configurations weren't real, anymore. It was like breaking walls with a hammer and then renovating what was inside. What Annika was seeing shouldn't have been seen at all.

In some of the flickerings, the hallways were longer. In some, there were less rooms and more wide open spaces dedicated to ritualistic arrangements; The kind of magic that took more than a word or a hand gesture to pull off, with practically pristine books strewn about in a way that Jack himself would never entertain.

Nochella's ears flattened whenever Annika walked near some of them.

The longer they persisted, the more they seemed to pulse. They faded in and faded out in waves, not at random.


Location: The Haven




With that done, Morris set out to deliver the rest of the letters in quick succession. He knocked on doors and left them in baskets hung up for this very purpose, down the winding halls of the Haven. It was just another day, doing this and that, whatever Rosemarie or one of the girls needed. It was easy work, and it needed to be done. He'd always made a point of keeping on top of things like this out of respect, and also out of a deal he made once. Rosemarie had been gracious enough to let him stay, and he insisted he earn it, rather than let her just house him for nothing in return. He didn't have much more left to do with the mail doled out.

Nothing mundane, anyway. He didn't notice Prudence skulking around his workspace under a veil of invisibility.

He withdrew a key from his coat, made of tarnished ivory, and slid it into a lock with no pins. The door was thicker than most, though no one would know just by looking at it. It slid open without a sound, and without a push from Morris. He walked in and left the door to slowly swing shut on its own, with more than enough time for someone to sneakily slip inside behind him. But who would? After all, it was dark behind that door. Not a single light was on, until Morris began igniting gas lamps with a match, one by one, until the room was mostly visible.

It resembled an infirmary, in a way. There was a long table covered in jars of various fluids, a shorter table with wooden stands holding up oddly shaped bones that seemed to be an incomplete project, and a set of tools in a leather bundle, rolled up for storage. The walls were bare stone and mortar, and a drain was open in the center of the floor. The room felt cold, and it wasn't just the temperature.

"Vicar," He muttered, removing his coat and layering it over a chair. "The talisman. Fill a phial with two parts water, one part laudanum, bring it to me as well. Gently, now."

Something in the dimmer parts of the room shuffled. It was tall, and there was a scraping noise.



Location: St. Eustace's School




"I certainly feel it is important to put them in their place," Silas remarked. "We live in dangerous times, Ms. Aoko. Many of these children may find themselves at the end of a blade, or at the hands of an inquisition. It is right of you to amend their notions of superiority. He had heard too many stories of a young Enlightened who had assumed their abilities to defy reason could defy bullets, stories of their abilities giving out at crucial moments when a holy man of the faith had just enough time to plunge a knife between their ribs. Arrogance got people killed, it was a rare thing in a "civilized" society, when they were allowed to only get laid flat on their face instead.

A duel did sound interesting.

"I was hoping to keep myself available, should Ingram need me with today's events. But, if you can bear with an empty-handed combatant, then by all means, I will happily take that offer." Silas was by no means the local authority on combat, even keeping in mind the boys outside. It was a mechanism, for him. A method of improving himself and keeping sharp in a world full of monsters who preyed on his kind.
Leah Jordan

Location: Contest of Champions
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Today was going to be a long, long fucking day.

Wizards. Leah wasn't great at fighting wizards, and most of these wizards were pretty damn hot, but not hot enough she'd let them win. Leah stood in front of her team, as the local tank and one of the two heaviest hitters. She had her eyes on two of them in particular, Wil and Ava, who were the toughest of them. If Leah could keep them occupied, the rest of her team could cut out the supports, Andy could handle the fast bitch, Sabine was (probably) a better psychic than the goth in the spiky hair. If it came to it, she could switch out and handle the demonic witch, but Danni was the pyromancer, not her.

That whole plan went on hold the second Prudence locked her down. Telekinetic force, making her unable to move from this spot. She'd have to go quick, but it was better if Leah hung back and didn't let them bait her out.

She brought her fist inwards and swung it out to her left, with a BANG. A hole formed in the cage, and she grabbed the edge to rip the rest of the thing apart. In one quick motion, the cage sundered and fell apart, and Leah took a few steps backwards.

There was no point in calling out what to do. They all knew their skills, they all knew what they were capable of. She wasn't Leah Jordan right now, she was Jotunn, and they weren't a bunch of kids right now. They were Excelsior, and they were going to fucking win or die trying.

Well, if the rules were broken, anyway.





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