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Current If I find out any of my writing partners are using AI to write their posts I'm gonna wind up on the news
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As long as you don't asspull the ability to shut off magic like ATLA did, then yeah ATLA is peak
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every single writer on this website does a better job than joanne
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Hello sir you dropped your inside thought
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But in a capital-S kinda way.


I invented necromancy and the windmill. I beat the sun in a poker match during the summer of 1273 and God hasn't felt the same since.


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Leah Jordan

Location: Contest of Champions
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April wasn't doing great, and thankfully someone had her covered. The Hex Girls were really starting to lean on the squishier teammates, and Leah wasn't having that. Their magic wasn't easy to contain, with projections flickering in and out and waves of fire hitting them. They had more cohesion than Leah's team, but then again, their team supposedly didn't have people get disqualified for drugs, drop off, or fuck off to other planets. Dorian was doing a good job for strategy, giving a scattered team a plan. And, thinking of herself as a strategist, Leah agreed with what he was calling out. She'd have to talk to him after they fucking annihilated these bitches.

Then Sabine went down. Shit.

That was bad for two reasons. The first being that Sabine was their psychic, who could read their minds and turn them against each other and foil teamwork.

The second was that it pissed Leah off.

They needed to go on the offensive anyway.

"Luna! With me!"

Leah dropped low and pushed off the ground. There was a small dust cloud left in her way as, for a brief half-second, she was fucking flying. Her right hand curled into a fist and cracked hard across Thelma's nose. She was right in front of Thelma now, and she was going to take up as much of the whore's attention as was possible to give Andy a window to put her on her back.

And not in the fun way.


Azariah Willow


Child of Hecate * Bar


When no one was looking at him in favor of their drinks, their next hookups for the night, or the floor after their last drink was a bit too much, Azariah slipped away from the bar. Out into the cold in a male form, he was ready stay in bed this time and get to know things better tomorrow. He’d gone light on the drinks, where everyone else would be strung out with a migraine that would give angels pause. That, or they’d sleep till the later half of the day from the trip here. By morning, Azariah would be wide awake and ready to do… Something. What, exactly, he wasn't sure. The rumors around this place were that the gods had designs for them, and that involved a gathering here in preparation.

Gods were fickle creatures.

Finding his way back to the cabin he chose, Azariah grabbed the Staff of Control by the front door and started putting things up for the day; He'd left here in a hurry after his little meeting with Chariselle. He liked to carry most of his magical bits and bobs and whatnots on his person. Small stones of strange colors, with fibers of something or another woven like nets around them with tokens hanging off of them. His Familiar Charms. Each one summoned some kind of creature that had their own tricks. Azariah didn't use them often, but they'd likely come in handy. He began laying them out, removing them from his neck and wrists.

A red stone with feathers knotted together, for a brusque harpy. A green stone with a perfectly preserved sprig of pine, to summon a clever dryad. An opalescent blue, for a siren. And then came all the other little trinkets he hoped to one day enchant into something truly magical. A ring from a boy back home who he robbed out of vindication years back, a marble he found in a ditch... A piece of bone from an animal he couldn't make heads or tails of. Around his neck was a silver chain, with various pendants from rich people he knotted to it with threads from the shirt of a woman's favorite shirt who called him ugly when he was a she.

And then he sat the staff across from it all. His arsenal of wicked witchery.

Then, he went to bed.

Marlen Ross


Child of Apollo * Bar


"So... This is new."

Four walls and a roof, and they hadn't even been ran off yet.

Marlen came back when it started to get really dark around camp. There were lights here or there, but experience told them that darkness meant cold, and cold wasn’t good for living longer. It was a habit of theirs to bunk down by the time dusk hit, unless they were on the run from something or struggling to find a place for the night; They never slept in the same place twice, they risked a few things doing that in a country with so many guns.

They weren’t used to actually staying longer than a nap. And now they had a whole cabin all to themselves.

”Pretty warm in here. Guess you weren’t kidding, old man…” Marlen stared up ay a blank ceiling, it was pitch black beyond the lights outside in the distance. There were no noised of a city, no wild animals in the corner of the room that Marlen had an unspoken truce with, no rain keeping then awake… It was normal here. About as normal as was possible for a bunch of magic half-humans. Like the days back when Marlen wasn't Marlen and they still actually had a family to live with. Now they'd have to actually stay in place, but at least they could take a damn shower without jumping into rivers or standing in the rain.

Marlen closed their eyes and held an arm out in front of them, sitting up and holding a guitar when they opened them again. Quietly, they started playing a tune that fit the mood. They were wondering about a lot of things since Apollo first reared his head after all those years. If Marlen was a demigod, were either of their human parents demigods too? Why hadn't they ever crossed paths with a demigod of Poseidon whenever they were someplace coastal? Or the man himself?

Why hadn't Marlen been summoned sooner, if so many of their kind were here this long?

Why were they here, in the middle of nowhere and not up on a mountain or something?

And what the hell did the gods even want with them?

There was tomorrow, another day to figure it all out. Maybe the gods were going to come down from wherever they were personally, and start giving a speech. Did they even have real bodies, or were they just nebulous things?

They weren't getting much sleep tonight at this rate.


Cora obliterated the holy hell out of a piece of grilled watermelon while Vincent, Erin and Viktor talked about relationships. She'd been single her whole life, so she really didn't know if she had anything meaningful to add there. Honestly, and she wasn’t going to admit it out loud, Cora was surprised Viktor “Emotions? Is that a Martial Art?” Sullivan somehow managed to pull Daphne of all people. That truly was monumental character development of a caliber this universe may never again witness, and it made a grin pop up on her face. Her friends were happy and live was a hell of a lot better now than it was a few weeks ago.

"You guys have been friends for, what, not even a year?" Cora asked. "Considering the things we get up to, it's amazing you're all still here. There was a point where each of us was pretty scared to fight a bad guy, right? And now it's natural. You and Daph might have no idea what you're doing now, but you will one day."

She swiped another bit of food from the grill like a possum robbing humans in the night.

"Whatever goes wrong, it goes wrong for a reason. You'll both figure it out. You deserve to."


Location: The Haven




The door slid shut of its own volition. A heavy click marked it as being closed and locked, immediately after Melody had announced herself. The room was cold. The gas lamps lining the walls were more for light than warmth, reflective surfaces polished into brass that let the light shine over the floor enough for work to be done and little more to offer. Only dead things lay in here, this glorified crypt Morris called a workspace. Morris wheeled around when he heard his name, tense and caught off guard. He didn't have any conniptions with Melody, she was always decent enough to get along with on the occasions they had to interact.

But he looked cornered for a brief moment.

"Melody- Ms. Heathering..." What was going on in his head? Was he about to kill her for stumbling upon his work and seeing how gruesome and dark his Enlightenment could be? Was he simply vexed by the intrusion? He never liked being disturbed. The chemicals he worked with to get just the right conditions under which his abilities could manifest, the air of death tied to him, it wasn't pleasant to him anymore than it was to others. He kept the cards close for reasons.

Behind him, something a head taller and profoundly gaunt was moving. It was skeletal, bearing a head with antlers sawed off to the stumps. The bones of its hands resembled that of a human, or perhaps a bear. It paid no mind to Melody, silently stepping across the floor without so much as a clink of bone on bone. It moved with an odd grace, long limbs collecting vials in one hand, a disc of ivory in the other.

For a quiet moment, he didn't say anything.

"...Yes. Of course," Morris answered, at last. "I am... Preoccupied at the moment, but I can escort you there shortly. If you would, have the others joining you be ready to leave in-"

He stopped talking when Prudence appeared and hit the ground. The door hadn't been opened again, and that meant she had slipped inside when he wasn't looking. He was a little careless entering here, it seemed.

The pokerface turned to an indignant look. "You were spying on me?"


Location: Hall of Ancients, Strange Academy
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They were actually going to build something, it seemed. Not solving some infernal equation that confounded better alchemists and artificers, not learning the properties of an unknown metal... Actual construction. Okay, that was at least somewhat doable. Maybe it was something outlandish like a magic time machine, or a phylactery, or whatever it was keeping Croan around this long. Rohan was more familiar with natural materials, and Finley couldn't stomach metal for uncontrollable reasons... Maybe they'd end up working with plastic, of all things. Rohan made a mental note to get his shit together tonight and then wake up early to get to the mysterious lab.

"The woodling's got a name, Dysphoria." Rohan took a few steps towards them, Finely and the new girl, and his new coven. "Rohan. I make things from what's natural and alive," He said, rustling the pack over his shoulder holding a staff, a mask hanging by its straps, and a few other bits, bobs and what-nots of his. The only thing not natural or alive being the metallic sword he had sheathed over his left shoulder. "If one of you all need a hand making things, ask. I'm guessing we weren't all picked for what we knew before now."
Leah Jordan

Location: Contest of Champions
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They broke out quick enough, and that was fine. It was pissing the demonic bitch off, apparently.

"Now just what in the fuck makes you think your scrawny ass could kill ME?! You've gotta be really fucking arrogant to think you've got a chance at that, you goddamn stuck-up magical BITCH!!! TRY IT!!! I FUCKING DARE YOU!!!" Her voice was like a war drum, it made the ground vibrate immediately around her as she shouted like a maniac. Leah clenched her fists and swung her arms in a practiced motion. The ground rumbled and broken chunks of it began floating. Her target was one of their supports, Thelma, who was using wards and other supportive magic to make things easier on her team.

She must've had some kind of anti-rock ward. When Leah went to put her in a stone box, the rocks just bounced away.

Shit.




Portland, Maine. Kindle
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VOOM

Beams of orange light streaked down the dusty hallway, burning flesh and skin from a monster running around the corner. They didn't hit anything significant, so Emil slung Sunrise over his shoulder and ran down the opposite end. The thick drum of his boots on the old floor was all he could hear, no noises behind him, no one being eaten alive. He didn't know exactly how many of them were in here and he damn sure wasn't about to find out the hard way. These things had flesh and bone which meant they were either particularly stout Apparitions or some kind of Abominable created in droves. Neither of those ideas made this easier when he anticipated there being several.

Emil withdrew an old hand radio from his jacket and held it to his ear. The crackling was behind him, and felt like it was coming from the floor. The Mixed Signal wasn't getting much, until Emil turned a corner and practically glided down a set of stairs.

"A crack in the glass! It's raining tonight in sunny Portland," the radio whispered, cryptically.

He expected this to just be a routine hunt. He got a tip from some agents that there'd be something going on here. What, he wasn't sure, since they were discrete about the whole thing. They encouraged him to show up and work something out with these beasts, but this place was crawling with danger. His radio warned him something bad was going to happen, and that was after he set foot in the building and immediately got caught out by some fucking shark thing.

"Alright..." He slipped the radio away and pulled out the Wormblade. Emil stopped in front of a pair of double doors that led out into a production line. The windows were grimy and dark, he couldn't see shit.

He creaked one of the doors open slightly, and whispered something in Cyrillic to the dagger. Then, he hurled it through the crack as the blade went flying in wide arcs. It held the spirit of a dragon that Emil had killed, composed of wind and clouds, and would always some back like a boomerang when it cut something after instructed. Emil swung the door open wide after grabbing Sunrise again, pointing it ready to fire. The room was clear, and he caught the dagger as it came back. There were a pair of large, cylindrical vats protruding from the floor, no ladders but Emil reached into his backpack for a grappling hook. He used it rappel up the rim and then monkey bar his way across pipes that led from from it to feed in chemicals in another time.

He swung all his momentum into forward and landed on top of a cubicle that overlooked the area, then climbed down into the broken window it had. In here were computers and phones to call and coordinate things, if he had to guess. But it was all disused, no one was coming for the time being. There was a door to another hallway, or maybe a meeting area, probably a storage closet- He didn't fucking know.

Emil swung his backpack off one shoulder and unhooked a magic shovel from it. It felt heavy in his hands, cold to the touch.

He raised it up, and willed the ghosts inside out of it. One after another, a total of three. It wasn't wise to do this, but he didn't have many options in this godforsaken place.

The ghosts of a wolf, a man with gaping holes where his eyes should have been, and an Apparition he bled dry.

"Attack everything you see," He ordered them. "Until you stop existing. Go."

They raced off in different directions. He gave them maybe an hour before they collectively died out. That was good enough, though. Emil shoved a few tables in front of the door leading to god-knows-where, and then rested Sunrise against the window ledge. He pulled out a lighter and a pack of Marlboro Blacks, to catch his breath.

The Mixed Signal crackled again.

"We're a minute to midnight, ladies and gents. A high of 95 and cloudy skies all day."

And then the very foundations of the building yawned open.



Moscow, Russia. Shadow
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In the dainty apartment blocks of Moscow's middle class housing, far from the glamour of a life with something grandiose to count amongst its trappings, a man bitched at his boss on the phone. The dull drone of a microwave filled the air, heating up a pizza pocket for the breakfast he thought he'd need on his way to a job he thought he he would be going to. The man had gotten dressed, threw on his jacket and was just about to head out the door to go and fix broken cars for another day when he got the news.

"You're kidding," Emil said, in Russian.

"No. Emil, I told you when you took this job-"

"That I was probably going to lose it... That was three years ago, Mikhail."

"The work is just drying up. The industry's going in a different direction, and it's becoming harder to stay open when manufacturers have lawyers to look over our licensing."

"We renewed that last month," Emil balked, opening the microwaved. "I helped renew that."

"It isn't just that, Emil. You have to understand, there's red tape and then there's this. I can't afford legal action, so we have to comply with the regulations. More regulations mean we have less work. And I just can't-"

Emil slammed the microwave door, not just because his pizza pocket was still half cold.

There was silence for a moment.

"I'm there, every day, even when it's nearing minus thirty at midnight. You- Mikhail, damn it, man..."

"I'm sorry, Emil. You're a great worker, and it's felt like you're family..."

He had to fight to urge not to punch some drywall right at that moment.

"I'm about to forward some information to a few others I know in the city. I'll tell them you're coming, and that you're a hard working man. I know they're always looking for mechanics at the-"

"You know, you sure do seem awfully eager to get rid of someone who you consider a good worker and your damn family." Emil let the microwave run for another two minutes. "I break my back for you, I pick up Iska's shifts when he's off doing god-knows-what and not working on the fucking engine block that's been sitting in the bay for two weeks..."

"Emil."

"But I'm the one who takes the fucking pink slip? Fine, whatever you say. Who did you say you were sending that too?"

"I didn't."

Click.

The asshole hung up, and Emil's breakfast was still fucking cold. Great.

Emil tossed his shoes at the wall, and fell down on his couch. The apartment wasn't anything fancy, a living room with an open-air kitchen, a small bathroom and a bedroom. He sifted through some of the mail on his table that he'd gotten before the phone call. Junk mail, mostly. Magazines for a few things Emil stopped caring about a while ago and couldn't be bothered to cancel the subscriptions to, some newsletter about a public organizing thing he really didn't give a damn about... Rent was due, and he'd just gotten laid off the day he was supposed to get paid. Because of course.

He sighed and walked over to the fridge, heating the pocket for another thirty seconds. He clearly wasn't going anywhere today. Emil grabbed the somehow molten pizza pocket and coke, and took his place on the lazy throne of the unemployed. Three years working at that auto shop and he'd gotten cut because a bunch of suits decided that not everyone should be fixing cars. He barely had enough money to fill out the week, between bills and his own car's gas.

There wasn't shit on the TV. There never was.

The coke didn't last long, and it was the last one he had in the fridge.

Emil didn't have any other plans for the day. So he grabbed something alcoholic.

He'd figure something out tomorrow.

-


A sharp thud woke Emil up, as the floor greeted him. He didn't remember getting up and going to bed, but he didn't remember much after the second glass of Everclear. He must've slept the whole day away. The room felt ice fucking cold and it was pitch black. His phone was in his pocket, didn't he leave it on the table? He slipped out of the bed and hit the ground. Or... No, he did.

But he heard something else wake him up. It sounded like a bang, or a clattering of pans against the ground, not a human being. His head hurt like shit. He may or may not have had a problem.

Midnight.

Bang.

A noise from outside the room, looking up from the floor, he saw lights coming from the kitchen. Shades of pink and blue, with sparks of white in between. He left the damn TV on. That was going to be hell on the electrical bill. Emil dragged himself up. His head swimming like a fish, he stuttered out the door and hit a light switch.

It woke him up pretty damn quickly.

The TV wasn't on, and it didn't look like it was even there. It was a smear on the wall, with more depth than an ocean, there were white cracks running up and down the walls. He heard voices and screams, roars and something without words to apply. It looked like someone had turned the room into an abstract art piece. And on his kitchen floor was a person. He was dressed in what looked like tactical gear, a radio in his hands and a backpack over his shoulders, blood all over the tiles.

"If... Anyone hears... Right. Something happened..." The man was speaking in English.

Emil slowly took a step towards him.

The man noticed and his eyes snapped up. They were bloodshot.

For a moment, everything went still. He knew that face. They both did, because it belong to them both. Emil was staring back at himself.

...What the fuck?

The ground shook again for one of them and for the first time for the other. White cracks yawned open, and Emil Kolya of Shadow fell downwards. He heard Emil Kolya of Kindle scream something in English, but he hadn't caught it in time before he saw through the light of a hundred trillion worlds flying past him all at once. He saw black snakes rolling over beautiful cities, great and terrible bastions of things far away, a thousand swords on an infinitely wide wall... And he saw himself. Twice, thrice and ten times over, all racing beyond him like the world's fastest drug trip. It was all so much, so real to him, that it made him feel alive.

And when that little moment of wonder passed, he hit solid rock.

Like a flat stone hitting a deep puddle, Emil landed hard on a pile of rubble within an old factory.

"Черт возьми, ублюдок, черт возьми, черт возьми ... черт, это больно ..." It stole the breath out of him, something felt broken. It took him several seconds to get to his feet, and then figure out which way they were meant to go. "Что, черт возьми, было в проклятии-" He stopped himself when he looked around and saw where he was. A... Factory? With other people around. A woman in body armor, some dude who looked pretty American... A girl who was screaming. He looked the worst of them all, caked in rock dust and half-hungover. A very confused look was all over Emil's face.

"что за- What the hell... Who the- Who the hell are all of you?"

He looked up from where he fell, and there wasn't some gaping hole in the roof that he fell in through. Not that he could see, anyway. His head pounded like crazy. He felt warmer, wherever this was.

"Fuck me, now what..."



Leah Jordan

Location: Contest of Champions
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The wizardly dude, the only guy on the other team (at least he seemed like one, fuck if she knew) started pelting Leah with magic missiles. They stung, and one got her right in the face. Ouch. She wondered if they were supposed to hurt more than that. Out of the corner of her eye, she saw the blonde bitch start smoking like a fire. one of her teammates did something, and sent something to her. It was most likely some kind of boost with magic that made her hit harder the way Sabine could enhance someone else. That didn't bode well, but it meant she had a play to make.

"Go fuck yourself, wizard boy," She muttered, swinging her arms wide. Pillars of stone shot up out of the ground at odd angles, overlapping each other until the rough shape of a dome was left. It rose up over Skylar and Thuy, until not even the sun could get through. For the moment, the sniper and the girl with the heaviest stopping power were locked out of the fight. Maybe whatever Thuy was given worked off a timer, or only worked on the next spell she was going to cast. Either way, it was a wrench in their plans.

They couldn't immediately slag the first person on her team to make a move.

"GET THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS!"




Location: Hall of Ancients, Strange Academy
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Rohan had been in a few labs before. He wasn’t a big fan of them. They were sterile, full of chemicals that one errant twitch could set ablaze. At least the woods didn’t have any authority inside a place like that, though. He was the sort of wizard that humans termed an artificer, the ones that made magical artifacts, but he saw it a bit different. It was less making some magical device to him, and more bleeding small dregs of his curse into a piece of wood. It wasn’t a science, and Rohan felt a bit more at home in a workshop full of chisels and saws than a lab with centrifuges and fume hoods.

They had such things here, but being here at this stage meant being out of his comfort zone.

Digging through his assortment of magical gear, Rohan took the page that Marino gave them. He fished an old leather-backed journal out of a bag at his side, and carefully stuck the page under the front cover.

”Is there anything specific we need to bring?” He asked. ”Spellbooks, tools, familiars- I’ll make sure to show up ready.”

"Tools will be provided. Not everyone here is accustomed to the demands of artificery but if you have something more personal you'd prefer to use, I certainly wont discourage you. The form and material will all be decided by the coven as a whole; I've seen everything from rubber to glass to meteorite." Sariel replied.

"Right... Okay." There were two of them here in his new coven he wasn't terribly familiar with. Finley wasn't someone he liked, even if he could easily get along with them as long as he had a sword. They were all pretty much strangers in one way or another, so he'd have to fix that soon. Rohan had hung around the forest, and the inverted things in it that tried to kill him, for long enough he needed to readjust to being around people again. Same as always.
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