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>://OVER_DRIVER


Interacting with: @Opposition and @Prizrak


Twin-linked hybrid engines extracted every ounce of horsepower that they could at maximum efficiency, guzzling up both ethyl and electricity in a gluttonous roar of fury and passion, the need for more. Monica was simply an extension of his mind now. His teeth was the front grill, his mind the steering wheel, his heart the engine, his drive the gear stick and his soul the rapid heart-beat ticking of the speedometer. He inhaled the aroma of fresh oxygen in, feeling it being devoured within the internal combustion chambers of his lungs and breathed back out.

Only to discover that he couldn’t. His sight was beginning to splinter. His throat was cast iron, his arteries numb with His vision was beginning to contort into a frenzing blur of colours. Red, white, blue, drowning in the outer mazes of the Labyrinth, wheels squealing, engine running -

>://DEACTIVATING NEURAL LINK CLIENT

>://DAEDALUS MOTOWORKS VICTORY ULTRA RESUMING FACTORY SETTINGS

The euphoric high from the out-of-body experience sublimated into a burning forehead as Mack disabled the wireless connection. It took him a good minute or two to stumble up on his two feet, his dizzying motions betraying the nausea hidden by his faceless Prismo. The razor-docs said to take it easy lest he permanently mutate his hypothalmussy or something along those lines. Augs usually left irreversible scars on a person’s psyche - neuralware being the worst offender of all. The sound of sugar cravings pounded in his head as the nestled Tele-Path in his skull slowly deactivated its subroutines and shut down. He hadn’t gotten the need to become addicted to Neurosynth. Yet. It was lucky that his body had decided to manifest the consequences of cyberware abuse through such delicious addiction.
There was currently a distant echo in his helmet, his mind struggling to piece his senses back together like a broken vase. His trembling fingers, remnants of neural shock still bouncing around within his body, unpeeled away the food bar - apple flavoured. Amano’s voice seemed world’s away now as he bit into and gorged on his self-destructive cycle.

"I— uh... There's a set of three vehicles in transit, predicted to be following a tracking chip inside whatever vehicle is nearest to Monica... That's—"

After a few hearty swallows, Mack looked around to process the scene, making sure that there were no guns pointing at him. His face immediately blanched at the gruesome sight. Years of effort of perfecting his car’s paint job had been ruined by the dings and scratches. Magnetized dye didn’t come cheap on the Under-Zone. He strode past the crushed form of Rott’s knight without a second glance, his baby’s blood-slicked hood becoming an eyesore the longer he stared at it. Nothing the pressure guns and a little sealant couldn’t handle.

The rumble of an large engine caught his attention as he looked up. The rest of the Knight, or rather, a single one, was climbing onto the back of a eight-wheeler. Mack tried to quiet the fervent autophile in him, ignoring the ramshackle condition and focusing on what the driver was doing. The shock of Monica’s entry still pervaded the atmosphere, some of the remaining Knights slowly retreating their way back to the truck. The worn wheels screeched, the bulk of the truck’s weight scraping against the walls of the time-tested train station as it reversed out, halted and then, drove out towards an unseen passage. An escape route. Mack swore as he jogged towards his car in a sweaty gimp, dialing up Amano’s while he was at it.

" Hey, Amano. Can I get a bead on where that vehicle’s going while I’m driving?”

He leapt into the driver’s seat, door already to welcome him into the helm. Automatic seat-belt shooting out to secure his chest, Mack pressed his palms onto the steering wheel, biometric scanners within the grip confirming access. He adjusted the rear view mirror as he did a fast check on Monica’s sub-systems. The truck was perhaps slower than Monica, a turtle to his hare, but anything with wheels and a working engine was fast enough to gain a distance on them. How far away was it now? Hundreds of meters? Kilometers? He didn’t have time to waste or wait for Amano to respond. It didn’t matter. The truck was perhaps lost from sight but not lost from speed.

“ Matrix surfers. Can’t rely on them when you want to.” He murmured as his door window slowly lowered down. He looked out at Weaver's prone form, motioning for her to get inside Monica whilst slapping the outside of her door for emphasis. He would have immediately proceeded to leaving the engineer behind, given that she had her own vehicle that was more or less capable of barely keeping up with Monica, but her wounded leg reminded him that a hospital was only a detour in the chase ahead.

Once Weaver entered the car, Mack’s left hand shifted the lever forward into high gear, Monica jostling herself forwards under his control. The dart pills flew out of his front boot, death rattles that enticed him. He caught it in mid-air and stared at it, thinking of the chances. The possibilities that lay ahead. His grasp grew tighter on his last resort, closing into a fist that might have bent the carbo-polymer casing before it threw it outside of Monica's open window. Like hell he was going to sink and die like that. If he was going to go out, he was going to go out in a blaze of glory on the transits of the Reclaim Zone. The OverDriver took command over the piddling form of Mackwell Fordwell, taxi driver, adrenaline-honed concentration as sharp as a mono-blade's edge surging him and Monica forward toward victory.

Mack would have been able to get out of the station a second earlier if he didn’t manage to see Cantos’s lick of neon pink hair in the headlights. Right. Guess leaving Campbell’s campaign operator in the middle of the Outer Zone with no transport would give him an awful ear-nagging later on. If Campbell won the election, that was. Mack pressed down on the brake, wheels screeching pitifully as the flow of velocity was stopped. He turned the steering wheel to the right and flicked the gear low, nearing the edge of tumbling onto his side. Instead, in one fluid motion, Monica’s front twirled to the back in a 180 degree turn, braking to a stop one meter away from Cantos The window rolled down to reveal Mack’s helmeted face peering forward, passenger door clicking open and unfolding like a pair of angel wings. He didn’t look at Cantos as he spoke. The invitation was clear in his electronically distorted voice.

" C’mon. Let’s ride.”




Geeettt ready for some fuckin' racing, booooiiiiiiis.

War of the Roses

























STATIC
- Classical
- Triumphant

Shocker and the Sinister Syndicate
- Herman Schultz
- Prep Work
- On the Job

Ebon and the Meta-Breed

-Ebon
<Snipped quote by Simple Unicycle>

Peter goes full Venom. Probably makes legions of symbiote-enhanced goons to do his bidding and "keep the peace". Maybe he'd serve as Lord Regent of New York, or something.


I'm smelling a waft of Web of Shadows here......
Just a bit of a heads up. I’ve cut my hand so it’s gonna take a while for me to type up my post.
Fuck, I think Static, where he is right now, would most likely get smoked by the big cheese of whoever runs the Totalitarian empire for speaking out. If Static were to survive, he'd totally join a resistance group.


All right, people, let’s do this for one last -

Wait, seriously?

‘Who are you?’ That’s your first question?

All right,then. Let’s do this for the first time ever.

My name is Herman Schultz.

You may have heard of me.

For the last five years, I’ve been hiding in Dakota City as Harry Schumer, chemistry teacher at Hemingway High.

Once upon a time, I was once the infamous Shocker of New York City.

Or so I wished.

I’ve robbed banks. I’ve staged heists. Got a little lonely. I then formed my own team of villains known as the Sinister Syndicate whose members include the Clock King, the Wall, Kite-Man, Stilt-Man - yes, those are all real villains. Don’t expect me to explain their names - Condiment King and me.

So, after that, we robbed some more banks together. We staged more heists together. We fought some superheroes together. We ran away like cowards together. We drank together. We went bowling together. Word of advice for those who see the Wall, don’t let him near your supply of beer.

Then, after 16 years of all of that, I finally got my Wikipedia page. I broke my shoulder. Things went south during our last job together. We….fell out with one another, but luckily, I had a backup plan.

Being a teacher has given me time to retrospect about who I was.

See, I’ve never been caught or arrested. Ever. I went into supervillainy for the jobs. The deals that would set you up for life. Forever. I’d never been the type of guy who was interested in plans of world domination or poisoning a city’s water supply. I just wanted money. I’ve taken pride in the fact that I’ve never killed or purposely injured someone during one of my jobs.

Maybe, that’s why I’ve never gotten a lick of respect. Maybe, people just prefer their villains to be monsters more than human.

Funny thing you should know. After I retired, everyone knew Harry Schumer but no one knew the Shocker. Not one single person. I wonder how the other guys are doing now.

Fast forward to present. I was driving to my house. Ready to book it out of Dakota City after hearing how the guy who stole my suit was wrecking the town. Saw some metahuman tailing me. Ambushed them. Turns out that… my star student, Virgil, is Static. That was a shocker.

So, here I am taking out a can of soda for him and wondering how my life ended up at this point……………………...





Virgil felt trapped, even though the smooth sky-blue wall-paint and the domestic urban furniture tried to assure him that he was going to be fine. He knew that the foundations of the house were built on a mountain of robbed cash and crime. The interiors of the house were sparsely decorated with all of the basic necessities. A TV. A fridge. A kitchen sink. The lawn was overgrowing, weeds at the edges, looking as if it hadn’t been mowed in a while. There were no photos at all. No family photos. No photos with friends laid around. Overall, it looked pretty lonely.

“ Hey, you a fan of Coke or Pepsi? Can’t give you anything else since you’re underage….”

No response. Virgil only noticed the question a few seconds later as if he was a lagging computer before Herman spoke again.

“ I’ll wager you as a Coke guy, then.”

Herman Schutz, not Harry Schumer, or otherwise known as the Shocker was currently searching through the contents of an opened fridge. He took out a six pack of beer cans and a single red-one which he couldn’t make out the brand of. Finding out that his chemistry teacher who was also the vigilante who may or may not have broken his arm had a taste for cheap beer was the least weirdest thing today.

“ I saw your resignation letter. Is it true? You’re leaving Hemingway High?”

Virgil looked at Herman expectedly, waiting for an answer. Herman pried the ring of the aluminium can open, a thin hiss issuing out followed by the melody of carbonated bubbling. Herman turned back over towards him, holding two drink cans, one a Budweiser and the other a can of Coca-Cola, probably to give to him. He slid the cherry-red one over towards Virgil before taking a sip of his own.

“ Kid, I’m not sure what’s true anymore,” Herman closed his eyes, letting out an exhale of relief. They sat silent, staring at each other pensively from each end of the table. Herman then motioned towards the Cola can, shooting a annoyed stare at him. “Virgil, trust me. No one poisons a can of Coke”

Static shook his head slowly. His voice was hollow as he cracked open the soft drink “ No, it’s not that. I’m just still trying to process all of this.”

“ Well, if it’s all the same to you, I’m feeling about the same.” Herman snorted. “ Virgil Hawkins and Static. One in the same. Who would have guessed?”

Virgil looked upwa How…..how’d - Why come here to Dakota City? Why work as a chemistry teacher?”

“ You ever heard of the Sinister Syndicate?” Virgil gave a quick shake. Herman shrugged in disappointment. “Figures. We weren’t all that popular back in New York City.”

Virgil raised an eyebrow. “ Who’s we?”

Herman looked away, lost in reminiscence, as he slowly spoke each and every word to make sure he didn’t get a single detail wrong.

“ Clock King, Kite-Man, the Trapster, Stilt-Man, Condiment King, the Wall and finally, me, the Shocker.”

Virgil scoffed.“ Seriously? Condiment King? The Wall? They sound more like saturday morning cartoon villains.”

“ Would you let me finish?,” Herman asked before continuing on.

“ Kite-Man operated as the getaway guy. Clock King was always the brains. The Wall and the Stilt Man were our heavies. The Condiment King was the chem expert. The Trapster was our tech guy and I? - ” A infectious smile of nostalgia appeared on Herman’s face “ I was the cracker. The best damn safecracker on the East Coast. We were all good friends. For a time.”

Virgil watched as Herman’s smile became sour, his brown brow furrowed with a storm of bad memories.

“ Needless to say, it didn’t last forever. We broke up the gang after a job…” Herman drawed out the word. “ a job went bad. I had a guy make a set of forged papers for me just in case. I travelled to Dakota City by bus, signed up onto a school with the lowest teacher requirements and bought a house here with the money I had.”

Herman took another sip as Virgil looked downwards for a few moments, his coke can untouched. Virgil then inched closer to the table.

“ Could you help me?” asked Virgil “ At least, tell me who stole the suit so I can find them.”

A flash of embarrassment crossed Herman’s face “ I would if I could. I didn’t manage to see their face and I didn’t manage to get their name. Whoever took it was smart. He knew how I operated. How I would react. He broke into my home, disarmed my traps and took a prototype of my shock gauntlets. I managed to grab ahold of him but he broke my nose and then, booked it out of here.”

Herman pointed over Virgil’s shoulder. Virgil turned around and saw a boarded up hole in the middle of the wall, as if a rhinoceros had been let loose inside his home.

“ You said this guy broke your arm.” Herman leaned back on his chair, arms crossed. “ How confident are you that he won’t break something else next time?”

“ Next time, I’ll be more careful.”

Herman looked to the side and repeated Virgil’s words in a mocking fashion.“ Sure. Sure. More careful. Does your dad know about this?”

“ No, I’ve made sure not to tell hi-”

“ Good.” Herman finished off the can of beer, crumpling it up in his fist. “ Because I would be more concerned if he approved of what you were doing right now.”

Virgil rolled his eyes. “ Look, I’ve heard this all already so why don’t you just stop being patronising and let me be?”

Herman suddenly stood up, placing both of his hands onto the table, before speaking with palpable anger in his voice.

“ I’m different from all those other people. I’m not some civilian, some news reporter, a radio pundit or even your best friend. I’ve played this game of cops and robbers before. I’ve faced plenty of superheroes before. So, listen closely. You’re not Wonder Woman. You’re not Captain America. You’re a young seventeen year old boy - “

“ I’ve got powers!,” Virgil exclaimed whilst interjecting Herman in the middle of his rant. “ I’ve been doing this for one month - “

“ - A young seventeen year boy! If you’re not careful, before you’re twenty, you’ll end up like….”

Herman’s voice trailed off into a soft whisper as he sat back on his chair, looking defeated. He avoided the look of Virgil’s eyes, flinching as pain tore him apart from the inside.

“ End up like what?,” asked Virgil.

Herman didn’t respond for a while, his fingers intertwined together in a ball of cold sweated skin. He then began to speak, his voice empty and vacant of any mirth that had once been on his person.

“ Back in 2011, me and the gang were planning another heist. This time, we’re going all in. We’re planning to hit the New York Stock Exchange. The Wall had gone on vacation in the Bahamas so we needed another heavy guy. We start advertising, calling in favours but no one wants to work with us. In comes a newcomer.” Herman’s eyes narrowed in disgust. “ Larry Buchinsky. Went by the name of Electrocutioner. Tells you the type of guy he is, doesn’t it? He’s fresh. Impressionable. Enthusiastic. Too enthusiastic. Said he was a fan for me. Me and Clock could see that he just...wasn’t all right. Something was off about him when we made him the seventh member of our group. Kite vouched for him since he was the one who brought him into the fold.”

Herman paused for a moment, tapping on the table and taking a breathe in.

“ Before all that, we’d been tangling with this young vigilante for the couple of past months. We wagered that he was a few years older than you. He went by the name of the Crimson Avenger. You know, the old crime-fighter? Sort of the classic type. Wore a cape. He tended to monologue every time he met us, like he was in an old cartoon. He’d been operating in New York for a few months. Clock thought that he looked like a college kid. The kid had guts, I gotta say. Made the jobs a little bit more exciting. ”

Herman looked down, away, in shame.

“ We start doing the job. All went well until the Crimson Avenger knocked out Kite when we were hauling out all of the loot at the back of the vault. I tell Clock and the others to get away while me and Buchinsky would create a distraction. I blast the fire extinguishers. The entire hallway turns misty white. I blast down a nearby wall and shout for Buchinsky to follow me. Buchinsky….Buchinsky goes straight for the kid like a coiled cobra. Started wailing on Avenger with his own electro-knuckles.” Herman’s face was beginning to turn white. “Me? I just stood there like I was supposed to. I didn’t even bother to help the kid until I heard a cry of ‘Mom!’. That got to me. Really got to me. I knocked him off the Avenger but I was too late. There was so much blood that I couldn’t even make out his face. By the time we both made it out of there, I asked Buchinsky for an explanation.

Herman’s teeth gritted together as he growled out the next two sentences.

“ Buchinsky didn’t even shed a tear. Started asking whether or not I was on his side. Said that it was necessary. ”

“ I almost wanted to turn myself in that day. All of us did. I showed them the evidence. The dried blood on his gauntlets. Buchinsky admitting to us. I can still remember his smile. It was like he took satisfaction in it. Stilt blamed Kite for bringing him in. Kite blamed me for allowing him to kill Avenger under my watch. Clock stayed silent, like usual. That’s the story of how the Sinister Syndicate split apart. I never took up the mask again.”

Virgil stayed silent, fingers trembling in shock. Herman sniffled, breathing in and out, gagging at the foulness of remembering his deeds.

“ The thing is, when I see you now, I see the Crimson Avenger. I see your dad crying in the morgue. You don’t have to be the hero, kid. No one ever asked you to be.”


Getting superpowers is like a sugar high. You feel invincible. Unstoppable. You think your powers can solve all your problems, but it can’t. Maybe, you can leap tall buildings but you can’t leap over the trouble of paying your student loans. You can lift objects with your mind but it won’t help you bring back the dead. Powers, gadgets nor all the training in the world can’t solve who you are as a person.

Hero. Villain. Bad guy. Vigilante. Criminal.

We all start at the same point.





location: unknown

time: 10:45 PM

“ Goddammit!” He swore, shielding his face with a crooked elbow from a shower of electrical crackles that erupted out of the gauntlet he was currently repairing. The dropped screwdriver rolled on the ground underneath the bottom of his workbench. Searching for that later was going to be a pain in the ass.

He knew that the Kilowatt Kid would be a challenge but he’d never expected the kid to be capable of such an act. He winced at the still fresh memory of getting caught on fire. Being the WickerMan wasn’t his ideal image of an first encounter with the famed vigilante of Dakota City. His nerves still felt like they were cooking in a cauldron after what happened. The blackened, charred suit was currently sitting in the laundry to cleanse the stench of burnt polyesterized rubber. The wiring in his left gauntlet had somehow melted apart as well, ruining the mechanisms that allowed him to be the Shocker.

With a yell of frustration, he tore off the welding mask and threw it across the room. He waited for the satisfying sound of glass breaking, wood cracking, dented metal.

Only it didn’t.

The mask was held mid-air, smoky shadow intertwined around it. The single lamp in the room, responsible for providing the bulk of illumination, was snuffed out like a candle. The windows closed shut. The curtains billowed inwards as the shadows began darkening into a black fog that was swallowing whatever it touched.

“ Having a bad day, Shocker?”

Black rivers began pouring out of the shadows, forming a puddle in the middle of his floor. A featureless hand gushed out of the puddle, grabbing onto the edges between shadow and wood as something or someone hoisted themselves out. The black penumbra of darkness shifted and hardened into a form of a man with indistinguishable features, aside from a matching set of leather pants and vest. A pair of milky white pupiless eyes glared at him from the darkness that seem to choke the light out of his apartment room. Inwardly, it thought it was an overly dramatic entrance but he wouldn’t dare say that out loud to the Master of Shadows, Ebon.

“ I thought you said you’d handle it. Static. Dead. Nothing for me to worry about. ”

“ It’s a process, Ebon,” He picked up his welding mask off the floor. “ Breaking his arm was the first step. Next time, we meet. It’ll be our last.”

“ Well, Lightning Junior managed to molotov you even when you had him on the ropes.”

He turned around trembling, angrily staring at Ebon’s cold stare. The damned bastard was currently leaning back on his own couch, relaxing in his room like he’d owned every place he ever walked in.

“ Why don’t you do it yourself, then?”

Surprisingly, Ebon didn’t look like he took any offense to the question. The shadow meta merely tilted his head mockingly, looking at him like he was a child. He stood up and began to pace around the room, hands behind his back as he began recite a rehearsed speech.

“ I could, but ensuring the safety of our turf is the number one priority of my gang. I’ve learned from the gangs of the past that you don’t off someone with no planning. This requires grace. Precision. The will to see something through.” Ebon stared at him pointedly. “ There’s also the fact that killing a fellow Bang Baby would only make people question my position as leader. The Meta-Breed doesn’t kill fellow metahumans after all. We seek to promote the rights of metahumans within this city. As soon as that betrayer, Static, is out of the picture.”

He snorted. “ So, you’re making me take the fall? I thought we were partners.”

Suddenly, the shadows rushed out towards him, grabbing him by the collar and lifting him up in the air. “ We’re not partners. You can’t be part of the Meta-Breed if you’re not a metahuman.”

Shadowy shackles gripped around his arms and legs as he was forced head-first into whatever dimension Ebon inhabited. It was a whirling dense penumbra that swallowed all white and so black that it could set shadows on shadows itself.All sensation was driven from his body as he rode through nothingness for a while, screams pouring out from his mouth but no sound to make of it. Eventually, he exited the dimension. A sign of relief escaped his lips, only to notice the faint whistling of wind in his ear.

He was falling.

“ HOLY SHHIIIIIIITTTTT -”

His legs and arms were flapping uselessly in the wind. He could hear his heart thumping, his brain calculating the time it would take for him to crash to the -

A portal formed in the midst of his free-fall, sending him crashing back into the sofa of his apartment. He groaned as Ebon stood over him, arms crossed.

“ See the difference? You’re missing the meta part, Buchinsky. Without your fancy tech, you’re nothing. Remember your place and do your job. You’ll get your pay fair and square at the end. If I don’t see the Kilowatt Kid’s head on a platter in the next two days,.....” Ebon forced Larry Buchinsky’s head to look into his emotionless gaze ”..... you better start watching your shadows closely.”

Ebon walked backwards, dissolving into the walls as his lamp flickered back to life once more. The room returned to the way it was originally. Spotless, albeit with a dazed Buchinsky resting with his limbs splayed on the couch. Crap. Ebon had issued a deadline. His schedule just became even more tighter than usual. Larry palmed his face, his heart still quick as a rabbit from the sky-diving that he was involuntarily forced into, courtesy of Ebon. He palmed his face as he took out a flip-phone from his pocket. Punching in the numbers, he waited for a certain somebody he knew to pick it up.

“ Hey, Robert? You there?”

“ Buchinsky, it’s good to hear from you. Have you managed to secure those donations yet?”

Larry frowned. “ About that….I might need an extension on that deadline….”




location: hemingway high

time: 9:30 AM

5 minutes more became Virgil’s only mantra as he struggled to survive the horrible enviroment of High School Chemistry. It’d somehow transformed over the course of 4 years from Virgil’s most favourite subject to his most feared subject. Learning the course was akin to sticking your hand into boiling lava. Even Mr Schumer couldn’t salvage the downright painful nature of that which was O-Chem. Virgil stared at the slow hands of the clock as it moved at a snail’s pace towards the end of the period. Texting with Richie who was currently stuck in the battlefield of applied physics was the only way to stave off boredom.

<ElectricBandit>: so, remind again, what’s the plan to find him?”
<ThirdG3AR>: i get an IMSI, intercept calls in locations that you last saw the shocker,, we track him, we bust him whilst he’s sleeping, hand him over to the police, easy as cake
<ElectricBandit>: sounds complicated
<ThirdG3AR>: you have a better plan?
<ThirdG3AR>: besides, you wanna brute force it? you told me your powers are still recovering

That stung. Virgil flexed his fingers, jolts dancing between the joints and digits. It was a drop in the water compared to what he could do before. Summoning the electric forcefield for the first-time had locked down his reserves. Whether it was an unforeseen effect of over-using his powers -

“ So, if we oxidise 3-methyl-pentan-2-ol with acidified potassium dichromate under reflux, what product would that give-”

- Or whether his system had been permanently damaged by the explosion

“Virgil?”

- he doubted that he could even fly anymore.

“ Virgil!” Mr Schumer had only raised his voice by a few steps in pitch but it was enough to knock the air of conversation out of him.

“ Wha-? Oh. 3-methyl-pentan-2-one.”

“ Correct, but do please try to concentrate more next time.” Schumer signed, white hairs running through his scratching fingers. He looked around the entire classroom, motioning towards the calendar with a single red cross. “ I know O-Chem’s a mighty big pill to swallow, people, but you’re gonna have to swallow it if you want to get through those mid-terms….”

Most of the class shuddered at that reminder and Virgil was a part of the majority. The mid-terms were due in two month’s time and virtually every student in the school was divided into two camps. Ones who treated it normally and the others who treated it like life and death, peering through every scrap of question and past papers in a competitive mania to be the best. Virgil was in the former. Being Static made the notion of exam weeks all the much more comforting, especially after the incident that had occured in the last few days. He tangled a finger around the shoulder sling that hung around his limp right arm.

“ Alright. Class over. Do Exercise 13-14 and complete the questions I gave to you for homework.”

There was a shuffling of chairs, half-hearted nods and goodbyes as the class strode out to lunch break. Virgil stood upwards, the sling cradling his right arm as he hung one of his backpack straps to make his way out of Mr Schumer’s classroom. He began to walk out of the classroom.

“ Virgil, could you stay back a while? I need to give you back your results for the one you did yesterday.” Schumer dusted off the chalkboard, hurriedly rubbing the eraser against the stenciled white chalk.

“ Right.”

“ Do you honestly find the sound of my voice that boring, Virgil?” Schumer opened a cupboard underneath his desk, rifling through folders and stacks of paper. He looked up towards Virgil, an arched eye raised towards him. His steady fingers flipped through the numerous sheets of paper in a blur, intermittently pausing at moments to examine before continuing forth in his search for Virgil’s paper. “ Even though you’re one of the best in the class, it shouldn’t be a signal for you to nod off and rest on your laurels.”

Pulling out a creased manila folder from the cupboard, Schumer laid it on his desk and began parcelling through the contents, muttering incessantly behind his breathe. He took a sip of his mug, Virgil tasting aromatic fumes of roasted coffee as it was lifted upwards towards Schumer’s mouth. “ How’s your arm?,” Schumer didn’t look at Virgil as he asked the question.

“ Fine. It was just an accident.” Virgil rubbed the bandaged cast unconsciously. “ Shouldn’t happen again in the future.”

“ With your dominant hand, no less.” Schumer signed in concern. “ Well, you have to count your lucky stars that you didn’t suffer more serious damage. I’ve seen people who had to be amputated. Grown men twice your age.”

“ So, you’re over the age of 34, sir?”

“ You may have been my student for the last five years, Virgil, but my age is something best left out of - “ Schumer’s smile disappeared as he suddenly pinched his nose. “ Ah, I left it in the teacher’s room. You can stay here. I’ll run and go get it.”

Schumer made his way out of the classroom, shutting the door with a light click. Virgil signed as he peered around Schumer’s classroom for a while. Unlike other teachers in Hemingway, Schumer made the effort of at least decorating his room. Project posters, diagrams and sets of old newspaper clippings on various scientific discoveries such as Hamilton’s innovations in xeno-mineral analysis or Stone’s synthesis of new cybernetic materials. He eventually spotted one of his old 8th grade projects that he did on electrochemistry. The water glue that held the entire ensemble together was beginning to fall apart and it looked garish and horrible now compared to how he held it up as an artistic achievement back in his early junior years. A positive and negative symbol were written side to side, guarding the word “ELECTROLYSIS”. The universal designations for charge.

Virgil stood around awkwardly, bag on the floor and waiting for Mr Schumer to return with his test report. There was a half-written document on Schumer’s monitor. He leaned forth towards it but held back the reins on his curiosity.

He shouldn’t.

Virgil stared at the clock. 3 minutes since he last left the classroom. Nobody to see him around…..

He really shouldn’t.

Virgil looked around, making sure the coast was clear as he stepped forth towards Schumer’s computer. Squinted eyes perused the contents of the half-baked Times New Roman scrawl.

Dear Principle

Please accept this letter as a formal notice of my resignation as Chemistry Teacher of Hemingway High School. I propose that my last day of employment will be 20th April. I would like to thank the staff of Hemingway High School for allowing me the opportunity to work in this position for the last 8 years. It has been an honour…………

In his shock, Virgil jostled one of the cupboards open with his feet as he bumped into the table. One of the bottom cupboards creaked open and a flash of yellow caught his eyes. Ignoring it, Virgil shook his head, stepping back away from Schumer’s desk and turned away from an illusion he had to believe. April 20th. 3 weeks away from now. Why? Why would he be typing it up? His mind fell back to the flash of yellow, beam of light shining at him from the window. He stepped back towards the desk and leaned down.

He pulled it an inch open.

Yellow fabric.

His fingers trembled with every small yank.

He could make out a soldering iron.

He pulled it out all the way.

A yellow rubberized mask. That of the Shocker.

His right arm began to ache once more.




Honing in on a single radio signal would have once been hard before the Big Bang. The sheer volume of electromagnetic signals. Dakota’s electrical budget was notoriously fickle with blackouts and power outages being considered a weekly event. The lack of traffic meant that there was only one moving radio signal per street. Virgil capitalised on that as soon as Mr Schumer - the Shocker left the school building, whistling and driving off in his Toyota Corolla. Watching the vehicle move in his senses was akin to watching a firefly in the dark, an interconnected web of radio and phone signals trailing behind its wake.

It infuriated him about how easily he could have taken down the Shocker if he was at full strength. He could have lifted his car in the air like a toy, shorted out the man’s engine or just simply stun him with a simple shock. A silver lining was that his dwindling reserves had regenerated enough to the point where he was able to surf, albeit at a slower past than he was used to. He poured an inkling of more power into the manhole, changing it from the speed of a bobbing lifeboat to that of a half-tank motorcycle. Dying bolts of faded blue dripped from the bottom of his surfboard as Static kept a patient pursuit on the Shocker.

Eventually, the signal stopped cold half a kilometer away, in a block of apartments that was on the outskirts of Utopia. He passed by rows upon rows of mansions, luxurious apartments and streets where the drains weren't inundated and filled with the shedding of trees. The city had poured generous amounts of coffers into sustaining Utopia as an high-end urban locale. It was located far away from Hemingway or any of the inner city districts, reserved for only those who could cough up enough money to escape the sight of the Black Hole.

Schemer's car was parked on the outside of a gated residential district. It wasn't that surprising that the Shocker would live here after all. He'd got out already. Virgil was currently looking at the concrete wall outside of the gated neighborhood, a plan forming in his mind. Knocking out all of the security cameras would be impossible if he couldn't find a outlet that connected to the main electricity supply. Although, generating static electricity to scale over wouldn't be that diffi -

" Don't appreciate you following me home. "

Virgil whipped his head around wildly in the afternoon sun, hands raised and hissing electric smoke, only to receive what felt like a stiff punch to the back. He hit the grassy lawn face-first, dirt in his nostrils, as he struggled to get up. A heel on his forehead planted his groaning face back into the ground, scrunching him against the earthen soil. His casted right arm complained to him under the pressure.

“ You know, when you’re a distinguished career criminal, you spot things that most people don’t usually notice,” A hand grasped him by his dread-locks, raising his face up from the dirt and forcing him to look at another. "Damn, these heroes are getting younger by the second. You don't even look a day past eighteen." Schumer's - The Shocker's calloused hand grasped him by the collar of his suit, pulling it up by the crooks of his fingers. Schumer tilted his head curiously as he stared at Virgil's face pensively, and then, looked down towards his broken arm. His left hand began to move toward Virgil's goggles, intending to pry them off his face. Virgil began squirming and bucking like a fish on dry land, stopping as something cold and metallic was pressed against the bottom of his chin, a hair breadth's away from a death threat.

" Stop squirming and stay put."

He was pointing the butt-end of a metal gauntlet under his chin warningly. It was constructed differently to the one he faced yesterday. It was old. Weathered. From another place in another century. A series of large ringed vacumn tubes were connected to a miniturised power pack on the back of the Shocker's shirt. The Shocker slowly unstrapped the googles off Virgil's face, throwing them to the side. Virgil trembled as he lowered his eyes towards the mishandled googles on the ground and then, back at Schumer's surprised face.

" Virgil?," Schumer took a step backwards, dropping Virgil onto the ground.

" What, Shocker?" Virgil spat out the words towards him. " You don't recognize me from two days ago when you broke my arm?"

" Two days ago?" Schumer's face suddenly became ashen as he turned his back to Virgil and starting muttering to himself, swaying side to side in a world of his own " He actually did it. I'd never thought he'd actually find out a way to use my equipment. Of all the stupid, asinine things I had to reject, just one more job - "

Wait. What? Virgil slowly stood up in confusion as Schumer continued to mutter in a quick furtive tone in front of him. Was this the same man that he'd faced? The man who'd broken his arm? The man who had his eye set on killing him. Stepping cautiously out towards him, Virgil jumped in front of Schumer's face, trying to get his attention.

" Hold up. Hold up. Who's he?"

" The man who stole my suit." Schumer whispered faintly. There was a pregnant pause of silence. He then glanced towards Virgil. " I know you're confused right now but I'll explain everything. I promise. "

Virgil just stayed stock, looking at Schumer as if he was a madman. He raised his hands upwards, veins glowing blue, towards Schumer.

Schumer signed and then, detached the gauntlet from his hand." I know you don't trust me, so, in return for finding out your secret identity, I'll suppose I'll return the favor."

The man Virgil once believed as a harmless chemistry teacher and a dangerous criminal gave a chuckle. " My name isn't Harry Schumer. My real name was Herman Schultz and I was the Shocker. The original Shocker."

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