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Post 1 Post-Mortem
- Struggle with enviromental storytelling compared to the past games I've been in.
- The flashback was supposed to be more ambiguous in how it ended but that resulted in 500 words of dialogue that was a gordian's knot in the end.
- I wanted to put the fed hiding in the background like G-man but given that it's not a third person omnipresent perspective I'm writing from, it wouldn't have made sense for Pike to notice someone was parked without a good reason.
- The second half was originally meant to take place in a stashaway apartment where Muskie had hid some boxes and such in a painting after it was robbed by crack thieves and the FN Browning was a heirloom that Pike took.



Some Time Ago

"....She died of a fever,
And no one could save her,
And that was the end of sweet Molly Malone..."

Thunder clouds haunted the morning horizon when Russell Garcia came into work at Mack and Peter's and the crows came to flock when he began to clean up at the end of his shift. He watched them through the window pick away at roving newspapers and autumn leaves while he mopped away at the linoleum flooring.The empty streets were practically inviting them and Orchard Street was a wasteland right now at this hour. Well, more than usual in Minneenona. Moss-leached hulks of Fords and Cadillacs littered the asphalt, an avalanche of parking tickets flooding their shattered windshields. As he came up to mop the front entrance, he noticed that the rims were missing, probably some desperate car jacker looking for a quick buck or two. The loneliness didn't bother him so much as the cold did. It was near winter now and a lifetime of living on Dixie farmfields didn't endear him to the tepid chill of Wisconsin. He'd prefer to be inside his apartment, sitting next to his oil lamp and taking drags of some malboros while watching his girls crawl around. Instead, he'd lost a bet last night with the boys at Callahan's and got the closing night shift.

He dumped the mophead into the pail for the last time, squeezing out the tepid gray water before grabbing both items and storing them in a squat wash cupboard behind the counter. He took another bucket of soapy water he'd already prepared and stopped to stare at his reflection. A smashed nose and black-blue eyes regarded him coldly from under the bucket before he broke it with his hand, fishing out one of the slippery sponges and crushing it dry with a wince. He then began wiping away the dried filth and excrement off a low boy door, pale yellow lye foam cascading down the chrome gray alumminum. Swirling eddies of dried fish blood and guts mixed with bone-white lye froth accumulated under his clogs.

By the time his hands looked wrinkled red, the day had taken its last breath and the night was beginning to wake, the shadows lenghtening behidn every crook and cranny in Mack and Peter's. He took a breather, wiping the sweat from his brow. He flicked on the lights, the incadescent bulbs chittering to life, washing the grime of the store away with false light. He first examined the store counter, rows upon rows of haddocks, trout and salmon staring blankly back at him, a congression of ice around them. The broken register was bolted tight onto the left corner, a keep-over from the prior tenants, and there were only quarters and cobwebs in the old drawer. Garcia stopped for a moment to look at a photo framed in mahogany taken during a group trip to the Merrimac. Pike was in the center of the photograph, bearded face smiling tight, as he cradled a Muskellenge whilst Garcia felt a grin tug his lips when he noticed Muskie, the older of the two brothers, holding Pike's head in a ferocious noogie.

He had just flipped the store sign to the opposite side and was about to lock the door when he heard a dull crush, coming from the back of the store. He signed, looking at the clock and biting his lip. Maybe, one check wouldn't hurt. Couple of minutes. Nothing more. He briefly passed his hand over his right hip to find his .38 and found it, squeezing the barrel for reassurance. Taking a deep breath, he pushed pass the counter door and parted the mouldy plastic flaps leading to the pass through. The door to the back of house room was hidden by a maze of oyster crates, as he took care to shimmy and squeeze past, careful to take each step. There were barely any lights in the cooler room: the only illumination being provided by cracked fluorescent lamps. A brass door handle glinted in the dark and his fingers were an inch away for touching before he began to hear distant murmurs behind the door.

" - killed him. You deal in hardware and you deal in bodies. My business means your business. Don't help me with this and imagine what happens if I go out of town. Yeah, this isn't your usual job but Johnny said you did once or twice for the Jamaicans. Now, I expect you to be professional about this. I get - I get that it's a late notice, you greedy little chink. You gonna keep whining about it to me or are you going to rip my teeth off with whatever cockamine price tag you come up with? You come in the morning, sort the body out for me like we discussed. Yeah, I'm sure I want it to look that way. I know it's going to cost extra and if you say anything about burning again, you can kiss getting your 44. goodbye. Got your word. Expect you to keep to it. Uh huh. Yeah. Deal's not done until you come in the morning, Chopper. See the mess first before you start talking numbers at me. We good? Alright, then. Yeah, fuck you too."

There was the click of a receiver from the other side of the door. Chopper? He didn't know any Chopper that Pike or Muskie told him about. He slowly unholstered his .38. Pike called it a 'police action' when he gave it to him a month ago for his birthday. He flipped over the cylinder to check it was loaded, the brass casing glinting in the faint light, before pushing the door open slowly. He'd never went through here before now, where the merchandise was handled. He could taste Pike's work in the air, the scent of gun oil and iron cloying on his tongue. A single bulb illuminated the room, dancing on a string thin wire like a spider. The guts of guns strewn and spread about on top-heavy steel workbenches. At the opposite end of the wall was a trenchcoated figure, head hidden by the hem of his jacket, standing over something laid on the bench in front of him. The figure shifted his gait slightly, shaking his head as if in deep thought, and Garcia's blood ran cold.

It was Muskie's face, eyes blank and skin puckered around a red crater in his forehead. He could see the bone, god, there was bone.

Garcia yelped and the trenchcoated man jumped, knocking himself against the workbench. The single bulb swung on its wire, sending the shadows sprinting and dancing. His knuckles were hard agains the grip of his pistol, heart beating, eyes blinking, trying to get a bead. The trenchcoated man was still in the throes of shock, spinning around with the silver glint of iron in his outstretched hand. He pulled and heard a pained shout - his or the stranger, couldn't tell - and the man was flung off his feet, going to the floor in a black heap of limbs. The bulb stood still. He wobbled on his feet, breathing. Strange. He felt more tired than usual. He ran his hand down his chest, stopping when he felt something sticky. Sweat, maybe, he tried to tell himself. Then, a wetness gushed out of his throat, flooding down into his lungs and caging his throat still. The jacketed man caught him before he fell. He can only focus on the light above.

A bearded face looks over him, haunted. The man's mouth moves to the beat of his fading heart and that's all he can hear. Apology, threat, it doesn't really matter now.

He manages one last word, forcing in the last dregs. He uses the memory of the cattle fields, the heat of a steel brand, that pain, to push him through.

"Daughters."

Something wet landed on his cheek, trailing down his cold skin.

His last breath came a moment after.




The Present Day

It must be have near three now. Pike flipped his wrist to glance at the cheap dollar-store quartz and frowned further. Scratch that, past three. The bastard was 15 minutes late. He scratched his head, swatting off woodlouses that had climbed onto his arm. He stood up from the moldy half-cut wine barrel he was sitting on and stretched his arms. The meeting spot was located at a rundown section of the Blue Hook, a block of it cordoned off to act as Minnenoona's temporary shipyard. It was more like a graveyard now from Pike's point of view, a remnant of Mineenona's glorious past or failed dream depending on your perspective. He could see sparrows dotting the cavernous wrecks of old cruisers that had been left behind twenty, thirty years ago, pus-colored day oozing through the holes. He fished for a cigarette in his jacket, just about to light it until he heard the sound of crunching dirt echoing inside the ship. The buyer found their way inside the ship and Pike looked up to regard them.

The man looked more like a grill cook at your highway greasy spoon than a part-time house cleaner. Raul 'The Cook' Pulawnski was a squat heavyset man, jowls thick with decades, with a unshaven beard and beady eyes to compliment his fine, dashing looks. He could spy the collar of his chef blouse peeking out from under the pea-green jacket, the once pure white discolored with grease and sweat. Pike had done business with him a couple of times in the past year. The man wasn't regular enough to be a regular but appeared enough that you wouldn't confuse his name with somebody elses. Raul stuck out his right palm to shake his. Pike's hand moved over to shook when he paused, noticing the fact that the upper knuckle of Raul's thumb was missing, a lumpy hill of white scar tissue where flesh once was.

"Alley job two months ago. Bitch put up more of a fight than I thought for a whore," Raul explained bashfully, wiggling the cut thumb as he did so,"So, got the goods?"

Without a word, Pike kicked away the barrel he was standing off, the rotten wood tipping over to reveal a chunky styrofoam box peeling off at the edges. Muskie would have done it with more flair, gabbed more about the weather or about his escapades but Pike didn't have time for all that shit. He lifted the box and placed it hard at Raul's feet, taking off the cover to reveal a grab-bag assortment of pistols laid face down on crimped cardboard with boxes and magazines of ammo piled to the right.

Pike had taken out his lighter, flicking the flint and letting the flame blacken a Marlboro stuck in his lips while Raul browsed the box like a kid at a candy store. The hitman made an offhand comment, taking out a small Webley and thumbing the trigger.

" Smaller selection. Where's the Smith and Wessons?"

" ATF's got interstate routes tied up, It'll go back to normal in a couple of weeks. Everything you see here is local."

" Fucking feds. Why did that commie fuck have to waste that pinko president in the first place?"

"So, anything catch your eye?" Pike asked, impatient. Raul placed down the Colt and Pike saw that glint in his eye, the familiar hungry look of lust for things that were too good for them to fully appreciate. A second of rifling later and a Belgian was in Raul's hands. The barrel

" Browning HGP. 17 round capacity. 9 millimiter. Serial number's filed off as usual. I took care of the hammer bite with a swap from a CZ. Shaves a second off the fire as well. "

" Heavy for a semi-auto."

" Comes with the magazine size. Don't need to worry about running out but you can't really tell the difference from another semi auto. You'll get maybe 3 more seconds of fire than the M1911."

" Feels like a Fleetwood. Got anything lighter?"

Raul reminded Pike of the time when he watched a pig eat out of a through at some country fair Muskie brought him to, rubbing his grubby mitts all over hardware that was worth the man's life ten times over. Pike made an effort to stare elsewhere in the distance as Raul made comments and asked questions about the hardware. He went through the motions as usual, answering questions about caliber, making reassurances about how he'd cleaned it, this and that all over again for the twentieth or thirteenth time. There was no flavor in the conversations. The stories, the badgering were a dash in color in Mineenoona but now, there was nothing.

" This one looks familiar. Like the feel of this one."

" Colt Police Action. 6 rounds. Double action. Used by cops all over the country. Grip's a little different than all the other wheel guns you're used. Hard to come by geniune hardwood here. Won't fail you."

Garcia's gaunt face flashed by for a moment and it took another drag to shut out the image. Pike shook his head and when he came to, the cigarette he had been holding had dropped to the ground , still smouldering.

" Won't fail you ever. You know how a wheel gun rolls. I've shortened the barrel too. Better for concealment if that's the nature of your next job. "

" Looks like a .38. You sure it's good enough?"

" You're acting like it's a .22. You're not planning on robbing Fort Knox with this, are you? 6 shots is plenty. You need any more firepower and you're gonna start attracting the National Guard."

"Fine, the 38. then."

" Low grain or high grain?"

"Give me a box of the low."

" That'll be about half a grand all together. Let me clean the gun before you go."

Pike took a greased rag out of his pocket, carefully rubbing the cloth through every nook and cranny. Raul coughed to catch his attention.

"Hey, Pike. Just to let you know, I feel for what's been happening to you these past months. Your brother's death and all."

"Appreciate it."

" I seen the way most of the others at the Callahan's, Uncle Chev's talk about you. Don't even have the guts -"

"It's just words," Pike shrugged, wiping the handle of the gun now.

"The hell they know about you?," Raul was now inspecting another one, a black Colt Cobra with a whorled oak handle. He'd have to clean that one later. "Ain't none of them ever had the courage to kill their own brother."

Pike paused in the middle of cleaning out the barrel with a piece of wire and replied back.

"What."

" Look, way I see it, family's just kind of a-" Raul's face scrunched up, tongue rolling in between his teeth. "- Label in this line of business, ya know? Too many soft-dick punks that act tough on the outside, okay with stabbing some pregnant whore or robbing a store but too much of a pussy to kill a brother or sister. All that bullshit about 'standards' and 'moral code. Pah. You got heart for making the hard decision."

Pike could feel the beginnings of a frown but didn't let it show. Even if he was, Raul didn't notice it, still in the middle of continuing his tirade.

" Trust me, when you get married, you'll be glad that you don't have to worry about finding your brother fucking your - "

Raul stumbled back as Pike roughly shoved the pistol and the box of ammunition into his arms.

" Here's your gun. Pleasure doing business with you."

Pike waited until Raul was a speck on the distance before he tilted his head back, closing his eyes, exhaling out. Maybe, the visit to the Soiree would do him some good after all.




Fall. Fourth week of November.

Had a cannibal and an old fashioned today for stakeout.

Another suicide on the town paper. Longshoremen caught the male in a net. Body stripped to the ribs by bass, maybe a pike. A 44. hooked in his tongue. This city's drowned already. Drowned by the iron, the bullet, the trigger. I know I'm not here to save the city. I'm here to hunt.

Three years of searching. Two if I hadn't wasted those months in Florida. I know he's here. He has to be here.

Nearly caught me in the park yesterday. Doesn't suspect he's being followed.

Yet.
Alright, well, gonna add to this post every so once in a while and edit it. Don't feel like sitting on it much longer so I can focus on responding to the next post.





Linux Discussion




It is 2025. Windows 10 EOL is here. Current desktop OS's continues to grow more bloated and bloated with LLM and AI models. Silicon Valley
appears to be recycling the same ideas every year with little disregard for whether or not they are actually innovating anything
of use for the general population. Apple continues its walled garden monopoly where you have to fork over an asston of money and
abide by Apple's byzantine repair laws if you so much as put a scratch on your Macbook. Android just prevented sideloading of third-party
apps. It seems that our current choices in software ecosystems are limiting at best.

Fortunately (or unfortunately, depending on your perspective), there is an alternative. This post isn't so much a guide as it is a catalyst for people to go off and discover Linux on their own.

What is Linux?

Linux (or GNU/Linux in some circles) refers to the operating system kernel (essentially, software that allows communication and interfacing between bare metal hardware and userspace software) of the Linux distributions. It is a free, open-source software that comes in many distributions (operating systems with distinct software applications/packages). Linux differs from Windows in many respects but it boils down to 3 fundamentals:

1. Open Source - The codebase of Linux is open to anyone to edit, make copies and distribute. You can customize it and design the UI and every aspect of the OS without any constraints.
2. Portability - Linux is known for being able to run on a wide array of platforms and can even resurrect old computers from the dead.
3. Free - Linux costs zero money. It does not cost anything for you to download or use. You do not need to make an account, you do not need to pay money or a subscription fee and it certainly does not force you to lock into extra features.

A Very Abridged Guide on how to download/use Linux


Bare Metal
The most common method. Download an ISO (image file) of a distribution on a USB/external drive and format it. Methods I recommend are balenaEtcher (linux), rufus (on Windows) and
Ventoy (stick multiple ISOs on one USB). Make sure to disable secure boot on your laptop so your laptop can recognise the USB/external drive and mount it. There's also the option to just run the OS
live from the USB/external drive without the option of overriding your entire drive. It's your choice between running a temporary live environment that you can shuffle around every now and then or a permanent Linux environment. You must also take into account of whether you would like to dual boot or install Linux as the only OS on your machine.

VM
The next most common method. VMs allow you to run Linux alongside a seperate OS. Common methods for this include VirtualBox, Oracle or Hypervisor. VMs are advantageous as they allow you to try multiple Linux distros at the same time on one machine and allow you to maintain specific Linux environments for your own use. There's also the option of using Windows Subsystem for Linux.

There exists other methods using the command line (looking at you, dd) but for the sake of simplicity, the two above should be your primary ways of installing Linux.

General Advice


- There are several user friendly distros out there that have a easy GUI applet for setup. Some distros I recommend for first timers are Mint,
Pop OS, Zorin OS and Ubuntu.
- Don't try and install Arch(without using arch install)/NixOS/Gentoo on your first try because some people said it will make you look cool. Unless you are a stickler for
reading documentation or tech inclined, you will most likely face frustration. Try a arch-based distribution such as EndeavourOS (what I use), CachyOS or GarudaOS which
has a easier set up.
- Kali, Qubes, Tails and other privacy focused OS's are designed to be run live from a USB (In the case of Kali, some people install it on desktops/laptops). Don't daily drive these OS's to feel like l33t haxx0rs.
- Desktop environments range from horrible (looking at you, GNOME) to windows-esque (KDE) to alien environments (Hyprland, i3). Pick desktop environments like Cosmic, LXCT, Cinnamon or KDE Plasma that emulate the feel of windows.
- Learn to use the shell. It'll make life a lot more easier.
- Learn to read the documentation.
- Don't just download any package you see online.


So, that's it. That's pretty much the general gist of Linux. Feel free to ask any questions or discuss in this thread about all your Linux related needs.



" Hello, this is Rol Emsberg speaking. Signal's a little cracked. Belters out here don't have that great of a reception. Anyway, I was wondering if that position for...'Nutrition Officer' was still open? I'm kind of in between jobs at the moment so I'm ready to work whenever you are. I'd be willing to give a proper resume, identification....give me a job and I'll do it. I've got nothing else to do anyway. "




APPROXIMATELY SEVENTEEN YEARS AGO ON GANYMEDE





The first mistake after entering the substation's bathroom was checking whether it had a mirror.The substation's bathroom was beyond repair, Rol could knew that much already. Even in the dim shadows, he could see the black cracks had rooted their way into the white ceram-composite and the smell of mold, an hab tech's nightmare. By the time he flicked on the switch and the white glow of the fluoros flooded the room, his cracked reflection stared at him from under the mirror's surface. Rol was startled, almost jumping on his feet. How long had it been since he last saw a mirror? One, two months? There wasn't much time for hygiene at the cube dorms and their rooms weren't equipped with mirrors, much less functioning ones.

He knows he's a mess, even by colonist standards. His beard is a unshaven, matted knot of sweat and blood red hair. His eyes are shadowed with insomnia and he can smell the syn-caffe on his breath that keeps every molecule in his body from collasping. It's not as bad as the eye though. His fingers dance, skirting the edge of the red puckered scar but never touching it. He can't blame the EVA first aider. He was lucky to survive the meteor shower that happened today with only a four foot chunk of metal stuck in his head without missing his head. He knows that Klooseward will force him to aug up. Can't have someone with a physical disability lest they get shredded apart in the Jovian labour courts. Rol remembers the few fearmongering articles he read on SOLCOM about cybernetic enhancement as he splashes bracken tap water on his face. The buzzwords enter his mind like errant as he splashed tap water into his face. Prolonged mental instability. Possible psychosis. Broken.

A missing eye somehow seems more disfiguring than a missing arm or leg. Cybereyes are less expensive but a coltan alloy limb with synth-myomers earns more bragging rights rewards in dorm gossip than a dinky little eye. He drags his fingers through his hair, cleaning out three EVA's worth of dandruff and shuts off the taps. He breathes in the filtered air, letting the water drip down his face, before a snore punctures the silence.

The source doesn't take that time much to spot. He pulls back the shower curtains in the sole cleanse cube and the bedraggled hijab on the woman's head immediately gives it away. She's wearing the bulky EVA suit, the front plastic zipper pulled down revealing a dirty tanktop damp with sweat. Her eyes are closed and her mouth is parted halfway open, in the throes of sleep. He coughs and the woman's eyes flutter open, first in a daze, and then, wide in shock.

" Yo." The woman's cheeks grow red, adjusting her hijab and sputtering as she pulls herself up to her knees, hastily zipping up her EVA.

"Shit, Chief. So sorry. I thought I would get some rest in here for a second. Condenser's broken and..."

" Relax, Manya. I'm not here to ream you out." He motions to the toliet seat next to the shower cubicle. "Mind if I...?"

She nods hurriedly. The toliet seat squeaked under his weight, his hand ruffling through the front pocket of his EVA for his psilo pen. It clicked open with a pnuematic hiss. He takes a drag off the rebreather and puffs out the smoke slowly, letting it trail out from his nose and mouth. It's not the true stuff, the teeth-rotting crap that makes you go on day long benders. The watered down corp version is scoffed at by the old colony hand veterans but it doesn't burn a hole in his wallet and is mild enough to take the edge off work. Not addicting enough to be a medical insurance black hole but not

" So, everything alright?," Rol immediately regrets his choice of words as Manya shrivels up into a ball. " I know "

" Heh, that's funny. I fucked up." Manya whispered. Rol not offering any response as a signal for her to continue on." I forgot to download the meteor shower report from the SOLCOM servers. My radio frequencies were fucked up because I put off repairing it for the third time in a row. You...your eye..."

Rol stayed silent, letting the strained rant peter off into ragged breathing and sobs. He took another drag off his psilo before stuffing it back into his pocket.

" This is a shit job. Some days are boring and some days are...like what happened today." He coughed, staring off into the wall in recollection, before continuing on. " But, you just gotta ignore all that and focus. Otherwise, you can't do your job. If you can't do your job-"

" I promise I won't make a mistake again.," Manya blurted out.

Rol suppressed a laugh, turning it into a cough. Manya raised an eyebrow in confusion as Rol fought his amusement and replied back. " No, you will. You're gonna make a mistake, maybe the same, maybe different, but it's not because of you or anything related to productivity or some bullshit metric that HR likes to spout out. It's just because shit like this happens, whether we want it to or not."

Rol took another drag in the bathroom. He stares at Manya for a moment. He hasn't pried too much on her past. There were few practicing muslims in Jovspace already. Most of them were in Sol territory due to the pilgrimages they still had to do to Earth. She was young. Orphaned or a single parent. Probably struggling for money. No one came into a colony job. They were either born into it or forced into doing it. Her hands were not calloused yet, her palms sowed full of blisters.

"You know, I once ran out of oxygen on a EVA.," Rol said, breathing it out casually. Manya's eyes stared at him with a wonderment that made him shrink. He wasn't used to that type of admiration. It was unnatural to him, repulsive even.

" Really?," She questioned.

" Yeah, really. Lot of things happened that day.," His head leaned back in recollection. " Mom had the bird flu that day and was on life support. Supervisor reamed me out for wasting our procurement budget. I only had four hours of sleep the night before. I was out eight klicks from the nearest sub station. I was in the old EVAs before our requisition team spotted that tank bug that fried a dozen on the south station, 'member that?" Manya nodded as he continued speaking. " So, yeah. Happened to me while I was taking a soil sample on a scout assignment. I had this weird moment where it was maybe the most peaceful moment of my life. I could just sit out on that plain and choose to...not exist anymore."

" And then, I just walked back to base and went on with my life." Rol shrugged. " But what I was going to say is that the job isn't everything but this moment, this thing isn't everything. You're gonna lie awake at night, thinking about what should have been. Then, you'll wake up the next morning, take a shit and then, go back to your next shift. This job sucks but don't let it pull you down. You're better than that. I know that. "

" So, there's no punishment?," She questioned.

"Well, kind of hard to think of one." Rol scratched the back of his head, scrunching his face in thought. " There's more important things at the moment. In the meantime, you can help me sort out all the paperwork we'll have to file for the incident report."

The look of absolute horror that passed over her face was enough to make Rol feel an itch of pity. Phantom pains and aches already began to creep in his hands, memories of metronomically typing away at a keyboard into a dinky little CRT monitor for ten hours straight. The beancounters at Klooseward always tried to cheap out on everything.

"Fuck.," Manya said, resigned.

"Eyup."



THE PRESENT




Add substrate feed to incubator dishes. Dice radishes into four inch cubes. Gel the duckweed. Coagulate soy. Keep stock from overboiling. Sharpen knife. Clean out carbon trap. Rebrine lacto-fermented pickles. Fertigate herb farm. Check mealworm population for genetic instability. Dry -smoke coriander. Add the substrate feed. Sharpen knife.

Beads of sweat ran down Rol's face as he dipped a ladle into a cylindrical stockpot. Chunky clumps of rice and millet danced in the thick, cloudy liquid like a snowstorm. He stirred, making sure to keep the congee from separating apart like oil and water. An evening soaking shortened what normally would have been five hours of cooking if he had started from raw grains but the process still took ages. A short cook meant that the crew would have dental appointments from the amount of uncooked grains they would be eating and a long cook would scorch the bottom of the only stock pan onboard the ship into a foul black mess. He took a sip of it and pursed his lips, letting the starchy liquid scald his tongue. Walking over to the counter behind him, he grabs a bowl full of glistening stock and pours half of it into the pot. He stirs it again and takes another sip, letting out a satisfied hum. Nearly ready.

Congee was not Rol's first choice. He'd initially planned to go with grits but the recent blockades had cut off all supplies of dehydrated maize across the wider solar system. Corn and its genetically modified varietals was the most cost effective meal of choice. The lack of vendors meant that he had to source other options for cheap carbs. Rice had gone the way of beef and other water heavy crops. Last time he saw a rice field was in SOLCOM photos of heavily guarded picturesque ponic fields on Mars. Supplementing the rice with expired Jovian barley and millet was a last minute decision but not uncommon. He'd seen street vendors do it before with grated soy beans.

Serenity in chaos. That was what his Mom told him how a cook operated in the hab. Objectively, it sounded simple to any layman. Keeping people from starving.The most dififcult part was keeping them happy while they were being fed and in an economical way. A spaceship was akin to a colony hab in some respects. Rol watched the thin wisps of boiled water pour out of the stock pot like a chimney as the congee continued to bubble away. The color reminded him of Ganymede, the bleak cloudless skies that seemed to permeate the landscape. It had been over a year since he’d last saw the colony but a part of him ached to be back there, even though he was a wanted man if he ever registered himself at the orbital borders. Most colony workers didn’t have the same kinship towards their work sites, merely viewing it as a stop on the road, like a spaceship docking at a port. He knew Ganymede though. Knew the nights where the hab thermostat broke and he had to huddle in his blanket for comfort. Knew the myriad of Martians, exsols, feds and people that he sweated and bled with. It was hell but it was home for nearly a good thirty years of life.

Now, the Dullahan was now his home or rather the galley. The tight constraints of the cruiser and its metal corridors were oddly comforting. If he was a colonist on one of those wide-open greenfields on a agriworld, perhaps, he would have found it oppressing. Rol never grew accustomed to becoming excited like most colonists were when going on EVAs. Most of them said it was a welcome relaxation after spending all their time cooped up in a hab. Wandering an endless barren desert of ice wasn’t exactly of great comfort to him.

Recently, he had spent most of his time in the galley. He had a bunk bed but it had become so inconvenient to move in between the two rooms that he felt most comfortable just sleeping on the countertops when it called for it. His mind wandered to a cork board near the entrance of the galley, numerous tack notes covering the surface like overgrown mold.

[X] – Reseed substrate for fungal germination – need to check shitake and oysters
[?] – Meal prep for next week – need to supplement protein – check wholesale suppliers
[ ] – Debt payment - URGENT

The last unchecked item made him gulp. He couldn’t think about that now. He neede something to distract him. His finger itched.Pulling some chives from the edge of the kitchen's window, he let the metronomic rhythm of cutting and dicing lull his mind into peace once more.



Chef


History
Like so many exsols born in this day and age, Rol's story, or rather his parents, began within the towering, convulsing strata-communes of Schiaparelli Crater, an arcology tracing its history from Australian and Indonesian colonists that had arrived in the first red waves of 2050. His father, Bo Emberg, was the breadwinner, grinding long and dangerous hours, whilst his mother, Ahn Emsberg , worked as an associate algae farmer at the ponic fields. Life in Schiaparelli Crater was difficult, based on the few anecdotes that his mother told him. The rate of emigration between Earth and Mars was increasing exponentially as conditions on Earth declined. Unfortunately, the rate of terraforming projects and arcology construction was unable to keep up with the demand, resulting in dozens of ramshackle pop habs bordering Martian townships. Populist beliefs of secessionism and separatism were beginning to grow popular again after the Jovian Secession in 2127. In spite of all that, his mother and father afforded a decent life with their combined paychecks. Whilst Bo, a staunch fed nationalist, was content with living life on Mars, Anh saw the stars as the future for their family, fascinated by the adverts of offworld life and prosperity in Jovian propo-mags and wild tales about colonist paradise and freedom on the edge of the Sol Federation from her strata neighbours. It was nothing more than a wild dream and a dream without a catalyst is just a mirage. Had nothing happened, Rol would have grown up a perfectly happy citizen of the Sol Federation.

Unfortunately, it took one day for his parent's life to come tumbling down. Decades of lax maintenance and refusals by the local strata council to refurbish and renew a last gen helium-3 reactor facility where Rol's father worked at led to a fatal leakage of radioactive tritium-3 waste. Approximately three quarters of Schiaparelli Crater was rendered uninhabitable for five years by the incident. To make matters worst, Rol's father was one of the few that had been exposed to the worst of the radioactive fallout. With bioengineering too expensive for them to purchase and medical bills slowly racking up, Bo's fervent nationalistic pride in the Sol Federation was long gone and with another child in the way in the form of Rol, any chance of a peaceful life in the Sol Federation was long gone. He agreed to his wife's urgings to move to the Jovian Commonwealth where they perhaps had a chance of enrolling corporate health insurance that could pay for his bills. Using what remained of his savings, Bo used what contacts he had to purchase an colony bond under Klooseward Inc, a small to medium sized agro-corp that was making waves on Ganymede. It was with one small catch, though, one that Anh only found out at the immigration terminal as oil-slicked rain drowned the black tarmac around them on the spaceport strip.

He'd only had enough money for one ticket.

So, it was onboard a damp and crammed Walden-class shuttle cruiser where Rol's first breath were taken. Upon landing on Ganymede, a quick geneburn and oath ceremony made him an official citizen of the Jovian Commonwealth. The next day, Anh Emberg with Rol swaddled up in a blanket was ushered into a commmunal bunkroom by a Klooseward HR agent and told to attend work orientation in the evening. In a matter of 24 hours, his mother got placed in the role of an administrative agronomist whilst Rol would be nursed in a corporate trade school, subsidised by Klooseward, on learning how to become a colony hand. Compared to most kids his age, Rol learnt more practical subjects that were geared towards transforming him into a child labourer such as how to don an EVA suit in low oxygen environments, how to grow gene-modded spirulina in a bioreactor, how to weld a titanium quarry strut in a pinch and operating a autolifter. When Rol turned ten, he began helping his mother in the agronomical needs of the growing colony. As an agro-tech , life was grueling as he worked from dawn to dusk, refiltering algae tanks, seeding rows of ponic fields and welding structural hab beams with little to no adult supervision. The work was so taxing that fresh blisters would erupt on his skin on a daily basis and welts would sprout where his oversized EVA suit rubbed uncomfortably against his skin. Throughout this gruel punishment, Rol and his mother kept each other company by sharing in their love of cooking as they spent countless evenings skimming off substandard produce and organic ingredients from their colony's harvest to cook for one another in the evening, sometimes cooking meals for their .

When Rol asked his mother one day why they didn't hoard the food for themselves or sell it on the market, his mother simply replied by silently pointing her ladle at the crowds of workers happily talking and eating with one another and said " You can't buy this moment with heliodollars.".

At the age of 20, Rol's efforts eventually led to him becoming the team leader of a 100 man strong colony team where his job changed from maintaining and refurbishing current colony activities to establishing a new colony site on the equator of Ganymede. The effort would involve six years of constant terraforming and construction in a remote, barren ice filled wasteland. Though it would mean seperation from his mother, the opportunity and chance to prove himself in the eyes of his employers did excite him. Rol earned a reputation amongst the agro-colonists of Klooseward as a decent leader who was unpretentious about the rigors and reality of the work they were engaged in. To the consternation of his supervisor and manager, Rol ensured that the life and safety of his subordinates were of the utmost security. His concern for his coworkers was so paramount that he lost his left eye in a space debris shower whilst protecting one of his workers during routine EVA activity. Whilst the work was slow and , the sites managed to pass the regulatory inspections of the Jovian Commonwealth. Life was harsh but consistently so at his colony and for a while, Rol was satisfied.

However, just like his father before him, disaster struck on 2168 when Klooseward Inc was acquired by Gali Agrodynamics, a planetary agricultural conglomerate owning nearly 65% of all agricultural production in the Jovian System. The primary reason for this was the emergence of the Bloc Crisis, the cold war between the two superpower polities decreasing the stock valuation for Klooseward Inc which relied heavily on partnerships with vendors based in the Sol Federation. Upon the day of the acquisition, Gali Agrodynamics announced they would be laying off roughly 75% of their workforce to reconsolidate Klooseward's assets and 'reinvest in autoamted technology in a bloated sector'. Rol's team unfortunately were unlucky as they were one of many who were fired. As they watched years of their hard work being scrapped and systematically repossesed by Gali Agrodynamics transition officers, Rol pondered his next move and upon discussing with his mother a risky idea.

With the funds they had accumulated and with the help of a variable rate loan negotiated with the Jovian Corporate Bank, Rol decided to recruit his former coworkers as staff in a new farm to table eatery serving Jovian and Martian fusion cuisine. The first few months were good but finances began to go into the red as operational and regulatory costs ramped up. Without his mother's knowledge, Rol made a deal with local Ganymedean trafficking operations to use his restaurant as both a money laundering and fencing operation. Although he despised the business altogether and tried to keep it out of sight, Rol saw it as a necessary and hopefully, temporary evil as he held out hope one day that he could be rid off it once the restaurant business became stable.

Disaster struck for the third time yet again when Rol's fencing racket were revealed in an undercover sting operation by the Jovian Civil Authority just a year after it was established. Thanks to the help of his loyal staff who remembered the sacrifices he made for them on Klooseward, Rol managed to escape just as officers surrounded his restaurant and bashed their way through the doors. His mother's ignorance of his illicit behaviours led to no charges being laid against her but half of his restaurant staff were arrested under charges of fencing and illegal trafficking of unauthorised goods. A warrant was issued out for Rol's arrest. Rol fled to the edges of the Kuiper Belt, hiding in a seedy orbital hotel until the coast was clear. Upon reacquiring intersystem radio communications with his mother, Rol found out to his horror that the variable rates on the loan had increased to the point where it would lead her to ruin unless he did something. Rol turned to gig-hunting, primarily in the catering and agro-business on the Kuiper Belt, working two jobs as a japanese food truck cook and a greenhouse operator. His salary was enough to staunch the proverbial flow of blood but it wasn't enough to sew the wound. He needed more heliodollars.

On a ride to his strata-shanty from another long shift at work, Rol chanced upon an advert whilst browsing for jobs on the solar net. The information was brief but it seemed that a trading vessel by the name of the Dullahan was in need of crew members. Urgently. Seeing as he had nothing to lose, Rol sent in his resume and slept, thinking that nothing would come of it.

A call and a meeting the week after had Rol packing his bags once more. The rest, as they say, is history.


Personality & Reputation
Rol is a man of quiet calm and focus, finding a meditative peace and calm in his work, whether it's tending to algae bioreactors or cooking up a feast for his guests. His first and foremost priority is to others instead of himself, viewing himself as a provider and a worker first rather than a friend, sometimes to an worrisome degree. His penchant for his work is passionate enough that he works long hours, sometimes skipping sleep, just to complete the next task.

But behind the cheery smiles and the offers of a hot meal for anyone's hungry stomach, Rol is a man who struggles to remain optimistic in life. His civic values of meritocratic work and benevolence have been eroded over time by countless compromises and having been punished by life two times in a row. Having lived through a life of hardship and laborious work, the former colony hand struggles to reconcile his current status as a wanted criminal and the simple, honest man he wants to be for his mother.

Rol is respected but never to the point of admiration by his former coworkers and his current crew thanks to his dedication to his work and his nature as a work. His relationship with his mother remains fraught, as his omission of his restaurant's illegal operations has resulted in a rift between them, in spite of his attempts to resolve their financial debt. In spite of all this, his unconditional love for his mother knows no bounds and he would do anything to ensure that she remains safe and happy.


Appearance
From miner trash to colonist rat, Rol has heard all manner of comments on his roughspun and unrefined appearance which he couldn't give less than one heliodollar about. A thick crop of copper hair covers his head like moss and below that, an easy smile scythes through a coarse and unshaven beard. Years of hard life working as a colony hand on Ganymede have bestowed Rol with a stocky and stout figure, usually hidden by his baggy dirt-encrusted poly-aramid slacks. His pan-sized palms are mapped with a canyon of scars and calluses earned from a lifetime of rough work. Rol keeps a functional and spartan wardrobe, consisting of his old EVA gear from his time on Ganymede and a pile of frayed and bleached colony uniforms. The only constants in his daily apparel are his father's Mars Landing Day anniversary beanie and a chipped necklace of Ganymedean las-cut chondrite.


Strengths & Limitations

Strengths

Planetary colonisation is a dangerous field and Rol is no stranger to it. Rol's years of experience on Ganymede as a colony hand and later, as a colony project supervisor for Klooseward Inc makes him one an expert in the construction and management of colony habitats, particularly regarding the installation, modification and maintenance of colony agri-tech systems such as algae bioreactors, protein myco-vats, vermiworm farms and a host of other common technologies used to support colonisation.Thanks to his experience supervising construction of his colony in the Ganymedean equator, Rol is savvy in responding to practical problems with ad hoc solutions and limited resources, remaining calm and even-tempered in dire situations.

His education at Klooseward, whilst not equivalent to university education, has given him passing familiarity with cultivation of common crops and rearing of livestock used in both the Sol Federation and Jovian Commonwealth alongside basic skills in operating heavy construction machinery and limited resource management. Rol also is a capable chef thanks to his mother, specialising in various localities of Martian and Jovian cuisine. His business management skills, however, leave something to be desired.

Given his rough and tumble life in all sorts of manual labour, Rol has an hitherto inhuman amount of physical endurance and stamina, able to commit to long periods of physical work without the slightest hint of fatigue.

Limitations

Rol's relationship with his mother and the threat of a looming debt hanging over their heads remains a constant in any decision he makes. He is extremely secretive of providing information about his mother and remains mum whenever moments of conversation or discussion touch upon matters of his family. His current financial situation is also a potential vulnerability if the wrong individual with ill intentions were to be informed about it.

Rol is also completely impotent in combat situations, being about as useful as a wet napkin in any situation that involves violence. Don't ask him to pick up a coil rifle, a gun or anything related to combat situations as Rol is likely to misfire and hit you just as likely as he is to hit the enemy. Whilst Rol may be wanted for criminal activity in the Jovian Commonwealth, he is also a veritable greenhorn when it comes to the finer workings of the underworld, preferring to leave it to others to sort out dirty business and is not familiar with some of the subtleties of operating with criminal elements.























Miscellaneous
  • Possesses a malfunctioning cybernetic eye provided by Klooseward Inc as a part of his medical insurance benefits. Due to dissolution and acquisition of Klooseward Inc, standard parts for the implant no longer exist and constant error messages fill his vision.
  • Known as Chef because that's what everyone keeps calling him, even when he's off duty.
  • Possesses a hatred towards Avaloanian and Mercurian luxury cuisine.
  • Is lactose intolerant.
  • Is an avid homebrewer and connoseuir of hard kombucha. Keeps a bottle of his own supply within a locker on the ship.
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Full Name: Rol 'Chef' Emsberg
Age: 38
Homeworld: Ganymede
Occupation: Chief Steard/Agro-Tech of the Dullahan
Affiliation(s): Klooseward Inc (Former), The Little Giant Eatery (Former)

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