BrobyDDark

Where Madness Lives

If you don't like my posts don't open this thread and kindly fuck right off

@sarinstrdr

Spam can both hate the shit you spew and open this thread whenever they please

So...

I don't believe so. But note I'm more of a face person than a name person. So atm everyone on the Guild who lakes a profile pic tends to just blur together for me.

@Gwazi Magnum

Subtle hint, but I'll take it. Gwazi wants the unicorns back.

@Mahz

Everyone wants unicorns back.

Where Madness Lives

Hyeeeeeisa welcome to my dominion of madness I shall shower you in my divinity and death but mostly divinity.

@sarinstrdr

Superbowl!

Why do they even call it Super Bowl? I'm pretty sure there are no bowls with superpowers in football.

@Derpestein

As a professor of Ballology, I believe it has something to do with the shape of the stadium. You see, the Superbowl is a North American ritual in which they play a sport known as handegg, no one actually knows the rules of this sport, but a major component of it is that the ball itself is actually a large egg containing no yolk, but rather only albumen fluid (egg white). The players of handegg continue playing the game until the 'ball' is smashed, releasing the egg white within, though they don't stop playing indefinitely, rather they keep bringing new eggs until the entire stadium (the bowl) is flooded with albumen. When this happens the players begin drowning in the fluid, only to rise again in a glorious rebirth as Übermensch, ready to conquer the Earth.

@Larfleeze

You would know a lot about balls wouldn't you.

[@Mr_pink]

FOOL, DO NOT MOCK THE ANCIENT STUDY OF BALL SPORTS, WE ARE AN ORDER OF PROUD, NOBLE SCHOLARS WHO ARE OLDER THAN YOU, YOU LITTLE NERD.

@Larfleeze

... In human;'DO NOT MOCK THE SCHOOL FOOTBALL TEAM! WE ARE AN ORDER OF PROUD, NOBLE (AMBIGUOUSLY GAY) PLAYERS WHO PLAY WITH BALLS MORE THAN YOU, YOU LITTLE NERD.' Jock-lly.

@Derpestein

I'LL CRUSH YOUR BALLS IN MY HANDS!

@Larfleeze

So YOU'RE the one behind the deflated footballs!

Superbowl!

The overhype for Seahawks is getting annoying these past two seasons. The elementary schools are having pep rallies for the super bowl, I had a friend text me that the sermon at church was even Seahawks themed and the stupid fireworks that goes off for every single point earned by the Seahawks (plus when the game starts and ends) this whole season in my neighborhood. Can they please loose so the hype here in Washington would end? I wouldn't mind at all.

@Kirra

Them losing would only make it worse.

Share your LINE ID

No. No. Fuck you and fuck that app.

So...

So are guys like Larfleeze, Rax, and Derp still here?

@Joegreenbeen

They still lurk.

Update: goldfish crackers and roleplayerguild spam crossover

Holy shit he's back.

I got a free air mattress?

I inflated it. Doesn't look infected.

@Azarthes

Put a black-light over it. If it's clean, keep it. If it isn't clean, send it in for a DNA test. If nothing comes back, throw it out anyways. If something does come back, hunt down the guy whose DNA was on it and give him the air mattress

Post here for an insight into my brain places, or, sorry about a potential bandwagon.

So, I just post here and get shat on? Sounds like something I can be down with.