BrobyDDark

Corrupt A Wish

Granted. Your work ethic is to be as lazy as possible.

I wish I wasn't a lazy asshole.

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Oh, didn't see that, sorry. Why are you typing in brackets, anyways?

Oh, and granted. Now everyone is as nosy and protective as a parent. No more porn, video games, or roleplaying because it attracts creeps.

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(Meh I should be working on my Stardust post, or, heaven forbid, my English paper that's due tomorrow, not on random forum games. Still...)
Granted. Time stops eternally, giving you as long as you want to write. However, the rest of the world will never see your writing, much less be able to reply to it, because they are eternally frozen with the cessation of time.
I wish that people on the internet were as considerate as they are IRL.

@RomanAria

How did you screw up so much you went from the roleplay section to Spam with this post?

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Granted. Now you have the brain of Solomon which has, unfortunately, rotted because of his death.

I wish I had blue flavored.

The Spam choose your own adventure thing!

>Do what you always do- smack him with your dick, which has a box on it.
>Also use your dick-light to confuse him.

Actor - Movie - Actor

Nah, just ignore this.

Doing this before Devoid can (yay!)

Nah, it wasn't anything big.

Just some guy talking about Iwaku and I did not feel like sitting through a shit storm today.

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Wish granted. The bagel is actually Yidhra, the Elder God known as the Dream Witch, and as you prepare to bite into her doughy, bagel-y form, she plots. Once you bite her, the bite mark turns into a gaping maw with a ceaseless hunger and an undesirable thirst for human blood. She eats you whole, while still in her bagel form. As she digests you, she begins to take on your characteristics. She effectively becomes you. Where someone might ask "What happened to Keyguyperson? Is he still alive?" the other one will respond "But he's right there."

I want a stick of gum.

Doing this before Devoid can (yay!)

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No u

Update the confessions you silly monocled sod

@Frizan

Looking for book to read

Mogworld.