BrobyDDark

CIA: The RP

"I'm Actual Cannibal Shia Labeouf. Are you ready to get actually eaten?"

That amazing feel when

Butts are a usual source of goodness

@Azarthes

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Am I Allergic to Artificial Sour?

I had some hot coffee and my tongue was all irritated afterwards. Am I allergic?

EDIT: Really hot coffee.

@Awson

Deathly allergic. RIP Awson. You will be missed.

Tokyo Otaku Mode Convinced Me To Chase Figurines (Earlier Than Anticipated)~!

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Your parents sound like my kind of people. Stop wasting your money on toys. Dressing up like pikachu in your mommy's basement is not an 'interest.'

@mdk

At least she's not wasting her parents money on things and is actually helping pay their bills. It could be a lot worse.

Spam when was the last time you saw a tortoise (or turtle) in person

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Do not insult him. He is a precious turtlekin!

He's is a special diamond on the inside and it would be best to not trigger him you transpeciesphobist.

@Dinh AaronMk

I'm sorry, but could you provide proof that there is a special diamond inside of him? I'm just curious to know where you got that from.

Spam when was the last time you saw a tortoise (or turtle) in person

I sexually Identify as a Turtle. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of crawling very slowly across the street annoying people who pass by. People say to me that a person being a Turtle is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install a giant, and very hard. They would also make my skin green. From now on I want you guys to call me “TurtleMaster69” and respect my right to walk as slowly as possible across the street needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a turtlephobe and need to check your awesome reptile privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

@Vanguardian

Vanguardian confirmed shitty Turt alt-account

Spinning Classes

Spinning as in dancing? Gymnastics? Weaving fabric? Spinning tops? I'm completely lost.

@Antarctic Termite

Yo-yo's, actually.

If this thread overtakes the MLP game, I'll wear a Brony avatar and sig for a year.

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@Jozarin

Your dragons are dead.

Oh god I just realized something

Agar.io is a game version of that thing businesses do.

They get big enough to eat smaller businesses and then they get big enough to eat bigger businesses. Google is in the top five in the server and its "thing' is to only go after things within the internet. Disney goes after the ones with the most brand recognition. And they're both that asshole who leads you in with pieces of itself and then devours you whole to get it all back.

I just wanted to say

I will always have the NatHack Generator, though. You can't take that injoke from me.