BrobyDDark

Crush my dreams!

You do, but then you realize that they're a shitty band with only one good song and suddenly you hate yourself for wishing to meet them.

I wish the energizer bunny would STOP FUCKING GOING AND GOING AND GOING.

Crush my dreams!

Your talent is shitting yourself. Your fame is people mocking you. You get no money from it.

I wish I knew all of the language's except for Pig's Latin.

Crush my dreams!

You are unable to follow any of your dreams because of your morbid obesity.

I wish I could think of an original wish.

@Joegreenbeen

You explode.

I wish these wishes were actually fishes on dishes.

The easiest way to make yourself sad

is to look back through old posts on a forum and realize that times have changed.

The [subtle porn reference] forums don't have the good porn like they used to.

EDIT: That was a real link to an actual website. Don't look it up, kiddies.

Crush my dreams!

Wish granted. They're all made with shitty off-brand ingredients that have stayed in the sun too long.

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I wish our eyes were real so mirrors could be real.

RPG meet up In Real Life

If this is a thing, there should be a friendly competition between Off-Topic and Spam.

Like tug of war.

Or Mario Kart.

Spamfic

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Can I not die in this one? XD

@Joegreenbeen

Its going to be the same one, with the same plot. You will still die a horrible gruesome death.

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Not at all?

I never said it'd be better not to write them, nor that the advantages were lost if nobody read them. That's like the exact opposite of what I was saying.

@Holmishire

Right, sorry. Misread the argument. I mean, you're still wrong, but for different reasons.

Spamfics are meant to be read y=by the people of Spam. Without them, there would be no point to write a spamfic. If it were to entertain the author by writing, they could have just swapped out the characters and post their story elsewhere.

WHO WANTS TO BE MAH BFF

You kill Broby

@Vilageidiotx

You'd have to find me first.

THE END IS NEAR. ANYONE WITH APOCALYPSE-STOPPING TIPS?

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Welcome to the Spam forum, someone will be here soon to collect your insurance and your organs.

@ClocktowerEchos

You are quite possibly the worst new kid we've ever had, and at one point Joe was in the church of NatHack.

Crush my dreams!

My dog died of cancer.

@Raxacoricofallapatorius

Woop, sorry. Didn't know.

I wish my family would move across the country with my husband and I.

@WanderingShield

They do, but they spend the majority of their time there nagging at you and your husband to do chores and homework.

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I wish there was a way to beat this.