BrobyDDark

WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING?

@Sherlock Holmes@BrobyDDark

Alright, Clearly we can do better. Teach me. I am a very observant student.

@BrokenPromise

Step one: dolphintits.

@BrobyDDark

Spam is fucking garbage

there hasn't been anything worthwhile here since Mahz brought RPG back. Everything good about this place died with old guild

and there's nothing nobody can do to fix it

@Raddum

No, the shittiest bits died with oldguild, like everyone making Spam the uber elite circlejerk nobody is allowed into.

Nuguild brought with it a bunch of new injokes and moments, and games and spamfics and a whole buncha other shit that made the community more community-y.

WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING?

we've had like 3 threads locked in Roleplaying Discussion within this month alone. If anything, we're having a drama spike.

@Raddum

Oh ooh wow cool roleplaying discussion threads were closed.

Man, we ain't talkin abput roleplaying discussion. We're talkin about Spam.

WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING?

Its been over a year since the last locked thread! Where's the drama? Where's the relentless mocking? You guys aren't Spam, you guys ain't nothin'!

What's the deal with white people?

I blame my ghostly paleness on being a hikikomori.
_{That means "shut-in on account of severe social anxiety and depression"!}

@Otaku95

Freakin' weeaboos.

Is broccoli just a small tree?

Tomatoes are raw sandwiches

Explain an Anime Plot Badly

A woman turns her sister into a boy to impregnate a woman that births a boy that turns into a girl and both of them are King Arthur somehow.

Explain a Song Badly

A really good Undertale song :^) :^) :^) :^)

Explain a Song Badly

It is in fact the peanut house. (Expression of excitement.)

It is in fact the peanut house. (What did this man speak of?)

It is in fact the peanut house. (Oh, I understand. Yes.)

It is in fact the peanut house. (Hey, I have acquired a peanut house.)

It is in fact the peanut house. (Do not lose memory of this, male child.)

It is in fact the peanut house.

It is in fact the peanut house.

It is in fact the peanut house.

It is in fact the peanut house.

It is in fact the peanut house. (Positive.)

It is in fact the peanut house.

It is in fact the peanut house. (Expression to catch someone's attention.)

It is in fact the peanut house. (Fragments of ground nuts.)

It is in fact the peanut house. (Expression of surprise)

It is in fact the peanut house.

Hoough.

Phil's from San Francisco, in northern California is a hilly city on the tip of a peninsula surrounded by the Pacific Ocean in San Francisco Bay. It's known for its year-round fog, iconic Golden Gate Bridge, cable cars and colorful Victorian houses.

Jack is from the Philippines, which is a southeast Asian country in the western Pacific, comprising more than seven thousand islands. It's capital, Manila, is famous for it's waterfront promenade and centuries old Chinatown, Binondo. Intramuros, A walled city in colonial times, is the heart of old Manila.

An abomination is homosexual.

Tito Richard "Richard man" male infant. He has cared for Phil and is satisfied by anime school girls.

Jack is fashionably attractive and impressive, as well as being unwilling to work or use energy. He is still being educated.

He is a pie baked with a cherry filling. Traditionally, cherry pie is made with tart, rather than sweet cherries. However, he is still is not experienced in intercourse.

Chita, please encounter the most abnormal of the seven days.

Phil's crony, as well as Jack wanting her to be his soulmate.

However, despite his efforts, this occasion shall not be taking place any time soon.

Rapidly move your body, as if you are experiencing a sudden attack of illness, especially a stroke, or an epileptic fit.

Allow me to commence my inhalation dose of weed into my respiratory system.

I've acquired a berry, typically green, classified as white, purple, red, or black, growing in clusters on a grapevine, eaten as fruit, and used in making wine.

What may you be witnessing, male offspring of an animal?

It is in fact the peanut house.

It is in fact the peanut house.

It is in fact the peanut house.

It is in fact the peanut house.

Explain an Anime Plot Badly

Bad writing and terrible editing surprisingly makes for a shitty anime about magic tattoos.

The Corrupt a Wish Game

Granted, now you're getting eaten by dodo birds.

I wish for a second Emoji Movie