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12 days ago
Current The bugs are back.
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2 mos ago
If this watch breaks, the foreign exchange market will take a twenty-eight percent hit. People will die.
5 mos ago
bro aren't you 15 go do your homework instead of screaming about your WIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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5 mos ago
"No. This is somewhere to be. This is all you have, but it's still something. Streets and sodium lights. The sky, the world. You're still alive."
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7 mos ago
Thеy needed a stealth soldier, so I put my hands on the hibachi hot plate at Benihana and burned my fuckin fingerprints off. They will not find me.
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Absolute clown. Dark and gritty superhero fan fiction guaranteed or your money back.




Most Recent Posts

@RainbowFactory
"A WHAT?" Papyrus asks, in response to Kim's question as she sat down. As she bombarded the duo with questions, Papyrus answers just as soon as they are finished: "WE LIKE TO PRETEND WE HAVE DIGESTIVE SYSTEMS, WE ENJOY ACTING LIKE WE HAVE EXTREMITIES THAT NEED TO BE COVERED, WE DON'T REALLY KNOW, IT'S A LONG STORY, WE LIKE THE COLD, COOLSKELETON95, SPAGHETTI, KETCHUP, A CAR BED, THE SOCK IS SANS'," he continues to answer the seemingly random questions until she is done. "NOW, WOULD YOU LIKE TO PESTER SANS WITH SOME QUE- WHERE DID HE GO?!" Indeed, in the middle of the 'conversation', Sans just up and left.
In Spotlight 10 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
Bum... Bum... BUUUUUUM... BUM-BUMP!
@guineamania
Luckily for Aura, Owen didn't seem to recognize her name or her ship's name at first. "That'd be great, we need to get back on the Corvette and get a new X-Wing." Says Owen, before he grabs some things from his cockpit and heads up the hatch and into the ship, R2-T5 following close behind. "I'm sure the Republic'll reward you with some creds, what with you ensuring the safety of one of their pilots..." He pauses for a moment. "You know, I think I've heard your name or this ship's name before... Ah well."
@RainbowFactory
"AH, NO! ME AND THE RECTANGLE ARE NOT DATING! I JUST ENJOY HER SHOWS, HER MERCHANDISE, HER RECTANGLULAR SHAPE, AND JUST ABOUT EVERYTHING ELSE! NOW, YOU WISH FOR SOME SPAGHETTI?! FRET NOT, YOUNG ONE, I'LL GO MAKE SOME!" With that, Papyrus runs to the kitchen and grabs a container full of spaghetti. He sets it down at the table where he and Sans were sitting, and pulls up another chair.
"WELCOME TO OUR HOME, KIM! THIS IS MY BROTHER SANS!" He gestures to Sans with one hand. Sans looks at Kim for a moment, says "sup.", then goes back to eating.
Shite, I still haven't posted for a while. I'll do that when I get the time, there's currently two or so RPs that are waiting for me to reply.
@RainbowFactory
Papyrus looked down at the child, then back at Mettaton. "OF COURSE, MY DEAR! I SHALL PROTECT THIS CHILD WITH MY LIFE! COME ALONG NOW..." He paused for a moment, then asked, "WHAT IS ITS NAME!? EVERYTHING HAS A NAME! EVEN FRISK HAS A NAME, SURPRISINGLY!"
Bump. I still need this.
@RainbowFactory
Papyrus was about to put a forkfull of spaghetti into his mouth when he heard Mettaton's voice ring out. He swallows the fork and, in the blink of an eye, runs to the door. He opens it and peeks his head out, looking Mettaton dead on. "AH! MY FAVORITE SEXY RECTANGLE! WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?!"
Made this in a rush, I'll add a backstory and a personality later.

Fuck it, I can't find the time to commit to this. So long, and thanks for all the fish.

(do whatever you want with Nate, be it killing him off, having him wander away, or just having him fade into obscurity)
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