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25 days ago
Current @DocTachyon that would be based I think
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1 mo ago
The bugs are back.
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3 mos ago
If this watch breaks, the foreign exchange market will take a twenty-eight percent hit. People will die.
6 mos ago
bro aren't you 15 go do your homework instead of screaming about your WIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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6 mos ago
"No. This is somewhere to be. This is all you have, but it's still something. Streets and sodium lights. The sky, the world. You're still alive."
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Absolute clown. Dark and gritty superhero fan fiction guaranteed or your money back.




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In Legendary 10 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
@Delta44
"Blood," mutters the half-awake Connor, "that can't be good." An empty shower that once had a young elven woman inside, blood presumably from said elven woman, and a struggle. That's just the recipe for disaster. Connor stumbles out the door and grabs his gear, snapping his sheath onto his belt and running downstairs to bring it to his party's attention that Sheil was missing and quite possibly dead... Then he saw the other orc, talking with Kin'Kro.
"The bloody fucking hell is going on here?" Shouts Connor, now wide awake due to the scene in the bathroom. "Sheil is fucking missing or dead and you're discussing what you're gonna do with that godforsaken sword of yours? Fucking disgraceful!"
Awesome. Time for Tom to go on his deadliest mission yet: the high school reunion!
In Spotlight 10 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
Bump.
Hell yeah, I'm back in action! Now to post after the five day time skip... If only I could think of something. Ideas would be very appreciated, fellow RPers!
Sweet. Just wondering, but when do we start?
"Another bullseye," Sanrock says to himself, "I'm on a roll." He had been left with only twenty-one rifle rounds and three derringer rounds. Along with firing the guns, he had used his abilities to throw rocks at the targets as well. They weren't large rocks, though they weren't pebbles or anything around that size. Probably wouldn't be able to crush a person if they couldn't even knock over the sign.

Then again, if he did want to kill someone, that's what the guns were for. Using his earthbending, he lifted several rocks in the air and aimed them at the target. But, upon hearing the voice behind him, the rocks fell to the ground. Sanrock turned to look at the person who was talking, then replied: "Help? What for?"
Shit, I forgot about this. I'll get a character up ASAP.
@Prudence Posted my app... Half an hour ago. Just bringing it to your attention.
Tom had followed the group during orientation, though stayed quiet because there was so many people whom he didn't know so that he couldn't strike up a conversation. They had gone into a village near the castle, and while everyone else was off going into different shops, Tom just sat at a table and stared intently at a picture of his family, wallowing in loneliness.
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