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24 days ago
Current Guys, 2018 is almost over and all I gotta say is: "What the fuck was that."
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5 mos ago
Flipping water bottles is boring, this is why I flip babies.
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9 mos ago
This guild is so slow that— *hold on, the rest is still loading*
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9 mos ago
When your entire life can be summed up in one sentence... >>> "Welp, that didn't fucking go as planned."
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10 mos ago
I sexually identify as a sexual identification.
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“And when your smile peeks like a warm luminous sunrise,
I will teach you how to hate again.”








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It's Wednesday my dudes! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Do you ever meet someone for the first time and want to buy them a toaster for their bathtub?


Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup.
Yesterday, I learned how to skin and gut a lamb.

(Let's hope vegans aren't triggered by this . . .)
I want some dark chocolate and one cup of strong, black coffee.
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The rocks aren't real? What the heck?

Funny thing is I can just imagine you glaring at all of these people.


Yes, synthetic (faux) rocks are not real and you can find them at parks, zoos, aquariums, museums and many other places.

Tch, I mostly scowl at them. It is a habit. I scowl when I am mad, happy or sad. Guess I am just... The Director of the International House Of Scowls.
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Hell, being a cashier taught me that.


"Please don't stand on the rocks, they are not real and you could b r e a k them."
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"I can't swim, help me!"

"First, put your feet down."
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"Excuse me Ma'am, this isn't a n u d e beach."
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Being a lifeguard this summer taught me that most parents suck at watching over their kids.

Also, my favorite customers are the ones who just sun bathe and never actually put a foot in the pool.
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The legends lie.

If someone locked me in a room with that on repeat for an hour, I'd lose what little sanity I have left.


You? Losing sanity? That's exactly my plan.
In order to get this thread back on track...

The sound of running water calms me. Especially the sound of the river or ocean.




Legends say this calms the soul-
In order to get this thread back on track...

The sound of running water calms me. Especially the sound of the river or ocean.




I ate chicken at 5 AM.

I am still laughing at that, I don't know how I ended up in the kitchen but I must have been so sleep high.
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