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1 yr ago
Current "Grandad, tell us more about the 2020 Toilet Paper Famine."
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2 yrs ago
Me, taking a shot everytime I hear the word "destiny" in the Witcher series: "Hmmm, fuck."
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2 yrs ago
You ever stub your toe so hard you could literally hear the Scatman's voice in your head? Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub, yo da dub dub, ski-bi dibby dib yo BABABOBOBOBOBOBBO--
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2 yrs ago
"Dear 2020, give me more hope and less worry." 2020: *Slowly looks up from the other side of the boxing ring* You'll be fine, cupcake, just drink lots of water.
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2 yrs ago
Before cofee: "I hate you." After coffee: "I feel good about hating you."
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Uh, real ears or just a new Snapchat filter?
I can't decide between equestrianism or chess because both are my favourite.

What is the book/movie/anime/novel or whatever kind of story that made you question something you once believed in strongly?
Glass.

A trip around the world or in outer space?
I applied to intern in a morgue. Our department chef decided to send me to a semen analysis lab instead--- for the second time.

Sometimes murder is okay.

I'm bored. Maybe I should blackmail Poseidon using my neighbor as a hostage.
i can watch scary movies all day and not jump once but the moment i hear that the weather is going to be bad storms i have bad anxiety attacks


Astraphobia?
At least it's not a little altar boy.
Oh.

Oh.



Is that Carole Baskin?
Full of memes.
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