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    1. Chrononaut 12 yrs ago

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6 yrs ago
Current youtube.com/watch?v=ftEz-m0… Top 10 christmas banger right here.
6 yrs ago
Ok besides maybe domestic terrorism against corps, but don't tell Jeff Bezos that.
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6 yrs ago
@Blackmist16 There is nothing cooler than bouncing on a homies dick, fam!
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6 yrs ago
Tick tick tock, it's salvia o clock, slapping around Shkreli with my digital cock. 9/11 inside job, click click, spent three fucking hours bouncing on my BOYS DICK
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7 yrs ago
No discord? But I had some really spicy opinions about the blacks!
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There was something about a hushed conspiracy to send Do'karth to his likely death that Raelyn found exciting. She was sure there was some story to this, maybe Do'karth was a daft cunt. That would be the only reason they'd send a pacifist who looked like a beast of prey towards a group of Ashlanders. Raelyn, of course, suggested that she go instead of him, but they weren't having any of that.

She peeked around the corner, watching as to her horror Do'karths genitals were almost impaled by the a flurry of arrows. Well that and other parts of his body, but she hadn't been paying attention to them. She slid back, seconds before Sagax screamed "FOR THE EMPEROR" while flying forward in a manner similar to the long dead Cyrodolic species, the Dodo. Raelyn felt it was better that she live for the Emperor than die for him, so decided that considering the odds, she would be better off sitting back and adjusting her lute strings. She figured she could just join whoever survived.

Shortly after, Solveig followed Sagax in her own dead sprint, shouting a much dirtier, primal battlecry that was the basis of all battlecrys on Tamriel. "[NOUN], YOU FUCKING [Singular/plural(Insult)". This was still going way better than the mechanical spiders. She could understand people, people were easy. Just think of an animal, with all its urges of hunger and sex, then give that animal the ability to make incredibly stupid decisions without dying, somehow, against all odds. That was humanity, freefalling off a cliffside they'd approached to grab a pretty yellow flower, only to be saved by a branch that happened to be hanging below. Then, somehow, the flower would be unharmed. Then they'd use that flower to woo a woman, and it would all work out somehow. Later on, a Sabre Cat would find that same cliff, get attacked by a falcon, bounce off the tree, hit the rocks below, and then get eaten by several passing Slaughterfish. Raelyn thought this had something to do with love or what not, but more likely it was that humans had posable thumbs. Solveig probably had enough posable thumbs for everyone, so Raelyn didn't need to help.

"I'm sure you have all of this well in hand!" Raelyn called out, plucking a string and twisting a knob. She played a small part of Sioni Bod Da for fun, then transitioned to Pathway to Sovngarde.
I also just realized, Sagax is cutting a man's leg, further antagonizing these people. Legs are home to some of our most important arteries. When this all settles, what are we going to say? "Now that you're all good and bleeding out, half-conscious and near-death, we can finally talk like sensible people!"


"Sagax is a very passive and agreeable fellow, the kind of man who would rather be at the sidelines instead of in everyone's face. " - LEG SLASH.
Wait, Niernen isn't the only Dunmer female sorcerer with an eye colour that differs from the standard crimson?

Damn.


Going to have to step it up. Add some katanas to their skillset, throw in a few magic spells like "BECOMES AN UNSTOPPABLE KILLING MACHINE WHEN ANGRY, WHICH IS ALMOST ALL THE TIME", have them be the chosen one of Molag Bal/have the ability to become a Weredragon.
@gcold

Are we attacking to kill, or just neutralise?


Maybe we can neutralize them with the POWER OF ROCK?



Also, unrelated, of money bids are still in for artwork, I can throw in some cash.
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I'm pretty much just reposting what I put in my bio to emphasize my attitude towards this; "if you want to slowly kill yourself, at least don't take other people with you with the second-hand smoke".

Too harsh? I don't give a damn. Seriously, this really pisses me off to know end too. I'm rather sensitive to cigarette smoke myself (it's one of several things that can trigger my migraines) and I've spent most of my life surrounded by people who were doing it, so it goes without saying now that I'm out on my own that my place is a 100% smoking free zone, since even if they don't do it in front of me it'll still blow the smoke around the place. If someone wants to smoke, they can take it away from me. Doing it around me is disrespectful and I won't put up with that.


Kind of begs the question, why do they even need to smoke around you? Are they so stressed out that they can't even handle VISITING YOU?
Raelyn votes for Raelyn on account of the following 'facts': She's charming, no one in the history of time has ever stabbed a Bard without asking them to play a song first, and they probably won't shoot her without asking questions, on account of the fact she's not a muscular sword person.

Edit: (Lizard people also have creepy, beady eyes that are unnerving to non-lizard people)



AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
In a night or two, prepare to receive swift vengeance from the Hist!




"Any century now, that tree will grow into your cobble pathway, then what will happen to foot traffic? Haha!"
I vote talking, on account of the fact they seem like the sort of people with experience in this exact sort of situation we've already been brutally mauled in.

Edit: Also maybe if they turn out to be hostile, Raelyn can join them and get some sick treasure.
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I don't even know why there's a status bar in the first place. I mean, if you want to check what someone is up to, you can just click on their profile and see their latest status. If you want to chat, there's the chat and/or Discord and if you want to shitpost, there's the spam forum. It's kinda like someone's Facebook wall, it sounds cool on paper, but in reality it's just an outlet for toxic opinions and not very humorous jokes. /shrug

Sorry, I know it's not a discussion thread, just sayin'.


But what if I want to call Vor a daft cunt, publicly?
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